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(NBC News)   Joe Biden dares the press to fact check him as he hops in his Trans Am, pops the T-Tops, and drives off with the wind blowing in his hair while Molly Hatchet plays on the stereo   (firstread.nbcnews.com) divider line 167
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2012-09-09 08:43:38 PM  

Tax Boy: [i.imgur.com image 850x588]


This is the most captionable photo in history.
 
2012-09-09 08:50:13 PM  
Too much ST in this thread.

Obama = Lister
Biden = Cat
Romney = Rimmer
Ryan = the toaster

/Red Dwarfin' it.
//btw, Biden.Biker pic taken in Seaman, Ohio. No side gags yet?
 
2012-09-09 08:59:16 PM  
CognaciousThunk:
Obama = Lister Cat
Biden = Cat Lister
Romney = Rimmer
Ryan = the toaster


It's not racist. Cat was cool. Lister was the blue-collar fun-guy.
 
2012-09-09 09:04:23 PM  

t3knomanser: CognaciousThunk:
Obama = Lister Cat
Biden = Cat Lister
Romney = Rimmer
Ryan = the toaster

It's not racist. Cat was cool. Lister was the blue-collar fun-guy.


Yeah I thought about that, but both Cat and Biden tend to go WAY off the hook; Lister, on the other hand, keeps it all together. I guess by extension, Michelle Obama = Kochansky.

So we agree, Ryan is the toaster?
 
2012-09-09 09:09:33 PM  
And Lister and Big O are both kinda part black.

OK, overanalyzing that one. Anyway, if Biden stays in Ohio he should head to Yellow Springs and Young's Dairy; great cones to be had there. Otherwise, Graeter's. Jeni's is pretentious as all fark.
 
2012-09-09 09:35:45 PM  

CognaciousThunk: So we agree, Ryan is the toaster?


That or the Chocolate Dispenser.
 
2012-09-09 09:37:14 PM  

TV's Vinnie: Biden is awesome a cool guy! Eats ice creams, makes passes at biker's broads (right in front of the biker's face, no less!), and isn't doesn't afraid of anything!


FTFY
 
2012-09-09 10:06:50 PM  

antron: Shirtless Biden Washes Trans Am In White House Driveway


Biden says life is better now than it was four years ago but nothing will touch the summer of 87.

It's goddamn gold.
 
2012-09-09 10:07:36 PM  

PonceAlyosha: antron: Shirtless Biden Washes Trans Am In White House Driveway

Biden says life is better now than it was four years ago but nothing will touch the summer of 87.

It's goddamn gold.


o.onionstatic.com
 
2012-09-09 10:31:40 PM  

TalenLee: Seriously, where the fark did Joe Biden come from? He's like some sort of megabot of awesome qualifications. If you told me there was a politician with just one of his major traits I'd go 'he sounds like a cool guy.' Then you pile them all together and you have this grandfatherly figure who's suffered amazing personal tragedy, worked his ass off, rode the train to work with a lunch pail, is the father to a soldier, and who also speaks really well in public with this wonderfully genuine ability to slip up. Even when he makes mistakes, it's this really reasonable, relatable kind of mistake. It's not like Romney not being able to identify a donut, it's a sort of 'Oh shiat, I can imagine farking up like that.'


OK, I had to google that bit about the donut, but yup, you are right, he does not know what it is.

donut
 
2012-09-09 10:51:34 PM  

KarmicDisaster: TalenLee: Seriously, where the fark did Joe Biden come from? He's like some sort of megabot of awesome qualifications. If you told me there was a politician with just one of his major traits I'd go 'he sounds like a cool guy.' Then you pile them all together and you have this grandfatherly figure who's suffered amazing personal tragedy, worked his ass off, rode the train to work with a lunch pail, is the father to a soldier, and who also speaks really well in public with this wonderfully genuine ability to slip up. Even when he makes mistakes, it's this really reasonable, relatable kind of mistake. It's not like Romney not being able to identify a donut, it's a sort of 'Oh shiat, I can imagine farking up like that.'

OK, I had to google that bit about the donut, but yup, you are right, he does not know what it is.

donut


I think that's a little harsh. Of course he knows what it is - he did pretend to be a cop, after all.
 
zez
2012-09-10 01:33:06 AM  

KarmicDisaster: TalenLee: Seriously, where the fark did Joe Biden come from? He's like some sort of megabot of awesome qualifications. If you told me there was a politician with just one of his major traits I'd go 'he sounds like a cool guy.' Then you pile them all together and you have this grandfatherly figure who's suffered amazing personal tragedy, worked his ass off, rode the train to work with a lunch pail, is the father to a soldier, and who also speaks really well in public with this wonderfully genuine ability to slip up. Even when he makes mistakes, it's this really reasonable, relatable kind of mistake. It's not like Romney not being able to identify a donut, it's a sort of 'Oh shiat, I can imagine farking up like that.'

OK, I had to google that bit about the donut, but yup, you are right, he does not know what it is.

donut


Off of that link Seamus the dog, it was it's name

Video Link
 
MFK
2012-09-10 08:00:57 AM  

Hilarity_N_Sues: To the GOP: Underestimate Biden at your peril. When he is on point he's like a laser scalpel, and he will eviscerate you with it. Ryan has no chance in the debate against a focused Biden who's been doing this political thing literally since Ryan was in diapers.


This ^^^

Also, this time around you won't have the press hamstringing him from the outset with all the breathless speculation of "Will he hit that retarded girl?"
 
2012-09-10 09:15:43 AM  

MFK: Hilarity_N_Sues: To the GOP: Underestimate Biden at your peril. When he is on point he's like a laser scalpel, and he will eviscerate you with it. Ryan has no chance in the debate against a focused Biden who's been doing this political thing literally since Ryan was in diapers.

This ^^^

Also, this time around you won't have the press hamstringing him from the outset with all the breathless speculation of "Will he hit that retarded girl?"


Why not?
 
2012-09-10 12:15:06 PM  
I think I'm gonna adopt Joe.

He can be my dad. :)
 
2012-09-10 12:18:14 PM  
Tax Boy: Tusz: Obama = Picard
Biden = Dr. McCoy
Romney = Gul Dukat
Ryan = Neelix

/Clinton is Kirk

Romney & Ryan =

[www.eskimo.com image 360x270]


"We search for tax cuts to make us go"
 
2012-09-10 02:04:54 PM  

srewolf: Mad Tea Party: [images.nymag.com image 560x420] 

The man loves him some DQ, NTTAWWT.

Does he actually finish all that ice cream from all those photo ops? Because if he does, he must work out a helluva lot. Just looking at all those photos is giving me a sugar induced migraine.


From the Farkives:Joe Biden runs entire Pittsburgh St Patricks Day Parade dead lifts 500lbs eats a side of beef for lunch.
 
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