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(NBC News)   Joe Biden dares the press to fact check him as he hops in his Trans Am, pops the T-Tops, and drives off with the wind blowing in his hair while Molly Hatchet plays on the stereo   (firstread.nbcnews.com) divider line 167
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2012-09-09 07:48:33 AM  
That photo is worthy of a caption contest.
 
2012-09-09 07:50:30 AM  
Custom plates: IEATZ28
 
2012-09-09 08:34:36 AM  
i595.photobucket.com

This picture is awesome. I love this guy.
 
2012-09-09 09:05:02 AM  
Republicans: hateful, unlikeable, AND they want to trash the social safety net and raise taxes on the middle class to benefit billionaires.

Whats not to love?
 
2012-09-09 09:17:17 AM  
Did he pull the exhaust to give it a little more horsepower? That's not exactly street legal, the media must be keeping that on the down-low.
 
2012-09-09 09:34:59 AM  
i48.tinypic.com


HAHAHAHAHA, you watched the RNC too?
 
2012-09-09 09:48:10 AM  
Why do the republicon's hate the rich? Oh, wait, he's not really "rich" he's just middle class.
 
2012-09-09 09:49:25 AM  
Joe Biden may legimately rape your daughter with his awesomeness, but it's his tender sensitive Delaware Boy Band side that would totally abort that baby, yo.
 
2012-09-09 09:53:53 AM  
Seriously, where the fark did Joe Biden come from? He's like some sort of megabot of awesome qualifications. If you told me there was a politician with just one of his major traits I'd go 'he sounds like a cool guy.' Then you pile them all together and you have this grandfatherly figure who's suffered amazing personal tragedy, worked his ass off, rode the train to work with a lunch pail, is the father to a soldier, and who also speaks really well in public with this wonderfully genuine ability to slip up. Even when he makes mistakes, it's this really reasonable, relatable kind of mistake. It's not like Romney not being able to identify a donut, it's a sort of 'Oh shiat, I can imagine farking up like that.'
 
2012-09-09 09:53:58 AM  
i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-09-09 09:55:08 AM  

Doctor Funkenstein: [i595.photobucket.com image 380x264]

This picture is awesome. I love this guy.


Does anyone have a picture of him where he isn't eating ice cream?
 
2012-09-09 09:56:16 AM  
Hopefully there will still be enough time after the election for the parties to find common ground on spending cuts.

Meanwhile Joe Biden will continue reciting his scripted lines and occasionally shiatting his depends.
 
2012-09-09 09:56:23 AM  

TV's Vinnie: [i46.tinypic.com image 474x637]


You are the second person today who has gotten both a smart and funny vote for me. It's too much work to try and copy your pictures, but that is just farking priceless. You'd own me a new keyboard but I have tremendous self control.
 
2012-09-09 09:56:34 AM  

TalenLee: Seriously, where the fark did Joe Biden come from? He's like some sort of megabot of awesome qualifications. If you told me there was a politician with just one of his major traits I'd go 'he sounds like a cool guy.' Then you pile them all together and you have this grandfatherly figure who's suffered amazing personal tragedy, worked his ass off, rode the train to work with a lunch pail, is the father to a soldier, and who also speaks really well in public with this wonderfully genuine ability to slip up. Even when he makes mistakes, it's this really reasonable, relatable kind of mistake. It's not like Romney not being able to identify a donut, it's a sort of 'Oh shiat, I can imagine farking up like that.'


THIS. Joe Biden is the new Chuck Norris of awesomeness (to a wider audience that is; I always knew Chuck Norris was 15 gallons of douche and his recent video proves it: take your 1000 years of darkness and shove it up your ass, you prick).
 
2012-09-09 09:57:11 AM  

Animatronik: Hopefully there will still be enough time after the election for the parties to find common ground on spending cuts.

Meanwhile Joe Biden will continue reciting his scripted lines and occasionally shiatting his depends.


0/10.
 
2012-09-09 09:57:12 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-09 09:58:53 AM  
Isn't it awesome that the Dems can make that type of challenge. Republicans know that they can't even begin to make that statement. Republicans, or at least Independents should really take notice that only one party is daring enough to tell the press to fact check them and that the other is stating, :"We won't let our campaign be determined by fact checkers." It is a very telling sign.
 
2012-09-09 10:00:45 AM  

Doctor Funkenstein: i595.photobucket.com
This picture is awesome. I love this guy.


That man loves his ice cream.
 
2012-09-09 10:02:24 AM  

TalenLee: Seriously, where the fark did Joe Biden come from? He's like some sort of megabot of awesome qualifications. If you told me there was a politician with just one of his major traits I'd go 'he sounds like a cool guy.' Then you pile them all together and you have this grandfatherly figure who's suffered amazing personal tragedy, worked his ass off, rode the train to work with a lunch pail, is the father to a soldier, and who also speaks really well in public with this wonderfully genuine ability to slip up. Even when he makes mistakes, it's this really reasonable, relatable kind of mistake. It's not like Romney not being able to identify a donut, it's a sort of 'Oh shiat, I can imagine farking up like that.'


5/10

He used to sound halfway reasonable as a voice of compromise, now he just sounds like a dumbass with lots of gaffes 24/7.

"Put y'all back in chains"
Really???
REALLY?

This guy is a liability because he's listening to the Democrats' backroom strategy and the showing the world its ugliness
with his stupid gaffes.
 
2012-09-09 10:03:34 AM  

TalenLee: Seriously, where the fark did Joe Biden come from? He's like some sort of megabot of awesome qualifications. If you told me there was a politician with just one of his major traits I'd go 'he sounds like a cool guy.' Then you pile them all together and you have this grandfatherly figure who's suffered amazing personal tragedy, worked his ass off, rode the train to work with a lunch pail, is the father to a soldier, and who also speaks really well in public with this wonderfully genuine ability to slip up. Even when he makes mistakes, it's this really reasonable, relatable kind of mistake. It's not like Romney not being able to identify a donut, it's a sort of 'Oh shiat, I can imagine farking up like that.'


I voted for him in the primary, but since he's been VP, it's been a non-stop train to awesome-ville. I like how many republicans refuse to realize this.

It's like they've really bought into the Rovian trick of using your own weaknesses against your opponent: "hey, we've got terrible VP' s (Quayle,Cheney, Palin) so they must have them too. Why can't you see this?"
 
2012-09-09 10:03:41 AM  

thenewmissus: Isn't it awesome that the Dems can make that type of challenge. Republicans know that they can't even begin to make that statement. Republicans, or at least Independents should really take notice that only one party is daring enough to tell the press to fact check them and that the other is stating, :"We won't let our campaign be determined by fact checkers." It is a very telling sign.


The truth is obsolete. :/
 
2012-09-09 10:04:12 AM  

Animatronik: TalenLee: Seriously, where the fark did Joe Biden come from? He's like some sort of megabot of awesome qualifications. If you told me there was a politician with just one of his major traits I'd go 'he sounds like a cool guy.' Then you pile them all together and you have this grandfatherly figure who's suffered amazing personal tragedy, worked his ass off, rode the train to work with a lunch pail, is the father to a soldier, and who also speaks really well in public with this wonderfully genuine ability to slip up. Even when he makes mistakes, it's this really reasonable, relatable kind of mistake. It's not like Romney not being able to identify a donut, it's a sort of 'Oh shiat, I can imagine farking up like that.'

5/10

He used to sound halfway reasonable as a voice of compromise, now he just sounds like a dumbass with lots of gaffes 24/7.

"Put y'all back in chains"
Really???
REALLY?

This guy is a liability because he's listening to the Democrats' backroom strategy and the showing the world its ugliness
with his stupid gaffes.


0/10. Doesn't your party have mandatory sunday school right now? (oh, you don't like generalizations? according to your last post, that's news to me)
 
2012-09-09 10:07:10 AM  
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Just call me the Ice Cream Man mothafarka
 
2012-09-09 10:13:15 AM  

Devoid: thenewmissus: Isn't it awesome that the Dems can make that type of challenge. Republicans know that they can't even begin to make that statement. Republicans, or at least Independents should really take notice that only one party is daring enough to tell the press to fact check them and that the other is stating, :"We won't let our campaign be determined by fact checkers." It is a very telling sign.

The truth is obsolete. :/


True, but shameful. In a right wingers world, up is down, left is right and no means yes.
Some right wingers are going around calling Obama a socialist and are acting like their pants are on fire, yet they are at the lowest tax rate that they have probably even been. Then they scream about a deficit, but don't want to raise taxes. They know that trickle down doesn't work yet they double down on trickle down (borrowed that phrase). They scream about Sharia law while simultaneously trying to brintog about Christian law. They force you to have a baby (by trying to limit abortion), but want to take away the safety nets meant for people who are struggling. They claim they are not racists, but have racist undertones in a lot of their rhetoric. They scream for a birth certificate (no other President has ever had to show a birth certificate), while saying that we don't need Mitt Romney's tax returns. They can't attract minority voters. They try to restrict voting (especially in minority heavy districts) and call it reform. The list goes on and on. I don't see any advantage for any American making under $250,000 per year to vote for Romney.
 
2012-09-09 10:13:28 AM  

Headso: Just call me the Ice Cream Man mothafarka


Brilliant!
 
2012-09-09 10:14:12 AM  

Animatronik: 5/10


Sir, I see your tired trolling accusation and raise you a Why do your handlers let you near the keys unattended/10. Since Joe's been gaffeing 24/7, that means in this past week you should be able to provide for me 168 examples in the past week. SInce you're not being literal, of course, we'll tighten that down to a much more reasonable one. You have nothing to say here, nothing worth hearing, and know that as you pass into the great darkness that lies beyond this vale, the whole world will be no richer for your presence. Thank whatever deities in which you believe for the helplessness and pointlessness of all human endeavour, for without the eventual equalising aspect of oblivion, you might one day have to look back on your work in this thread and admit to yourself, "oh, shiat, I actually said that as if I thought I had a point..."
 
2012-09-09 10:15:44 AM  

MartinD-35: TV's Vinnie: [i46.tinypic.com image 474x637]

You are the second person today who has gotten both a smart and funny vote for me. It's too much work to try and copy your pictures, but that is just farking priceless. You'd own me a new keyboard but I have tremendous self control.


Glad you like. Here's another one, just for you.

i46.tinypic.com
 
myc
2012-09-09 10:17:22 AM  
vicepresidents.com

who's the hottie to the right (to Joe's left)?

/would hit it like a gallon of Hagen Daaz
 
2012-09-09 10:18:03 AM  

coeyagi: Animatronik: TalenLee: Seriously, where the fark did Joe Biden come from? He's like some sort of megabot of awesome qualifications. If you told me there was a politician with just one of his major traits I'd go 'he sounds like a cool guy.' Then you pile them all together and you have this grandfatherly figure who's suffered amazing personal tragedy, worked his ass off, rode the train to work with a lunch pail, is the father to a soldier, and who also speaks really well in public with this wonderfully genuine ability to slip up. Even when he makes mistakes, it's this really reasonable, relatable kind of mistake. It's not like Romney not being able to identify a donut, it's a sort of 'Oh shiat, I can imagine farking up like that.'

5/10

He used to sound halfway reasonable as a voice of compromise, now he just sounds like a dumbass with lots of gaffes 24/7.

"Put y'all back in chains"
Really???
REALLY?

This guy is a liability because he's listening to the Democrats' backroom strategy and the showing the world its ugliness
with his stupid gaffes.

0/10. Doesn't your party have mandatory sunday school right now? (oh, you don't like generalizations? according to your last post, that's news to me)


I think it's hilarious that you guys are going on about how great this guy is. It just shows that you don't give a shiat about whos running things as long as its your team.

Biden has been nothing but a liability for Obama. He is a figure of fun, routinely ridiculed on late night talk shows. Every other word out of his is something silly or a crude mistake that doesnt even need to be fact checked.


and hes a heartbeat from the presidency.
 
2012-09-09 10:18:06 AM  

TV's Vinnie: MartinD-35: TV's Vinnie: [i46.tinypic.com image 474x637]

You are the second person today who has gotten both a smart and funny vote for me. It's too much work to try and copy your pictures, but that is just farking priceless. You'd own me a new keyboard but I have tremendous self control.

Glad you like. Here's another one, just for you.

[i46.tinypic.com image 421x635]


YOU ARE AWESOME. I favorited you a while ago and you constantly reinforce why.
 
2012-09-09 10:18:13 AM  

myc: [vicepresidents.com image 610x406]

who's the hottie to the right (to Joe's left)?

/would hit it like a gallon of Hagen Daaz


I just love the way he looks in that pic.

I've never seen someone look so badass while buying ice cream in a grocery store before.
 
2012-09-09 10:19:03 AM  

Animatronik: coeyagi: Animatronik: TalenLee: Seriously, where the fark did Joe Biden come from? He's like some sort of megabot of awesome qualifications. If you told me there was a politician with just one of his major traits I'd go 'he sounds like a cool guy.' Then you pile them all together and you have this grandfatherly figure who's suffered amazing personal tragedy, worked his ass off, rode the train to work with a lunch pail, is the father to a soldier, and who also speaks really well in public with this wonderfully genuine ability to slip up. Even when he makes mistakes, it's this really reasonable, relatable kind of mistake. It's not like Romney not being able to identify a donut, it's a sort of 'Oh shiat, I can imagine farking up like that.'

5/10

He used to sound halfway reasonable as a voice of compromise, now he just sounds like a dumbass with lots of gaffes 24/7.

"Put y'all back in chains"
Really???
REALLY?

This guy is a liability because he's listening to the Democrats' backroom strategy and the showing the world its ugliness
with his stupid gaffes.

0/10. Doesn't your party have mandatory sunday school right now? (oh, you don't like generalizations? according to your last post, that's news to me)

I think it's hilarious that you guys are going on about how great this guy is. It just shows that you don't give a shiat about whos running things as long as its your team.

Biden has been nothing but a liability for Obama. He is a figure of fun, routinely ridiculed on late night talk shows. Every other word out of his is something silly or a crude mistake that doesnt even need to be fact checked.


and hes a heartbeat from the presidency.


Your concern is noted.
 
2012-09-09 10:19:45 AM  
Let me ask this question:

Has the fact that Ryan has been a constant liar since he got nominated VP made him a liability to Romney?
 
2012-09-09 10:20:31 AM  

Animatronik: coeyagi: Animatronik: TalenLee: Seriously, where the fark did Joe Biden come from? He's like some sort of megabot of awesome qualifications. If you told me there was a politician with just one of his major traits I'd go 'he sounds like a cool guy.' Then you pile them all together and you have this grandfatherly figure who's suffered amazing personal tragedy, worked his ass off, rode the train to work with a lunch pail, is the father to a soldier, and who also speaks really well in public with this wonderfully genuine ability to slip up. Even when he makes mistakes, it's this really reasonable, relatable kind of mistake. It's not like Romney not being able to identify a donut, it's a sort of 'Oh shiat, I can imagine farking up like that.'

5/10

He used to sound halfway reasonable as a voice of compromise, now he just sounds like a dumbass with lots of gaffes 24/7.

"Put y'all back in chains"
Really???
REALLY?

This guy is a liability because he's listening to the Democrats' backroom strategy and the showing the world its ugliness
with his stupid gaffes.

0/10. Doesn't your party have mandatory sunday school right now? (oh, you don't like generalizations? according to your last post, that's news to me)

I think it's hilarious that you guys are going on about how great this guy is. It just shows that you don't give a shiat about whos running things as long as its your team.

Biden has been nothing but a liability for Obama. He is a figure of fun, routinely ridiculed on late night talk shows. Every other word out of his is something silly or a crude mistake that doesnt even need to be fact checked.


and hes a heartbeat from the presidency.


Pretty obvious right wing troll. Enjoy your belief n a 6,000 year old world pal.
 
myc
2012-09-09 10:21:31 AM  

Mrtraveler01: myc: [vicepresidents.com image 610x406]

who's the hottie to the right (to Joe's left)?

/would hit it like a gallon of Hagen Daaz

I just love the way he looks in that pic.

I've never seen someone look so badass while buying ice cream in a grocery store before.


I just love the way the blonde is looking at Joe. "I'd like to Ben your Jerry, if you know what I mean."
 
2012-09-09 10:22:17 AM  

TV's Vinnie: MartinD-35: TV's Vinnie: [i46.tinypic.com image 474x637]

You are the second person today who has gotten both a smart and funny vote for me. It's too much work to try and copy your pictures, but that is just farking priceless. You'd own me a new keyboard but I have tremendous self control.

Glad you like. Here's another one, just for you.

[i46.tinypic.com image 421x635]


I always saw Obama as more Sisko than Tuvok.
 
2012-09-09 10:25:40 AM  

HeartBurnKid: TV's Vinnie: MartinD-35: TV's Vinnie: [i46.tinypic.com image 474x637]

You are the second person today who has gotten both a smart and funny vote for me. It's too much work to try and copy your pictures, but that is just farking priceless. You'd own me a new keyboard but I have tremendous self control.

Glad you like. Here's another one, just for you.

[i46.tinypic.com image 421x635]

I always saw Obama as more Sisko than Tuvok.


One says Sisko, one says tuvok. You racists.

/woulda said janeway myself.
 
2012-09-09 10:26:12 AM  

Headso:

Just call me the Ice Cream Man mothafarka



LOL dude loves his ice cream.
 
2012-09-09 10:28:12 AM  

mrshowrules: Doctor Funkenstein: [i595.photobucket.com image 380x264]

This picture is awesome. I love this guy.

Does anyone have a picture of him where he isn't eating ice cream?


If you were the vice president of the United States why wouldn't you be always eating ice cream?
 
2012-09-09 10:34:00 AM  
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Joe is having naughty thoughts about that cone.
 
2012-09-09 10:34:04 AM  

theinsultabot9000: HeartBurnKid: TV's Vinnie: MartinD-35: TV's Vinnie: [i46.tinypic.com image 474x637]

You are the second person today who has gotten both a smart and funny vote for me. It's too much work to try and copy your pictures, but that is just farking priceless. You'd own me a new keyboard but I have tremendous self control.

Glad you like. Here's another one, just for you.

[i46.tinypic.com image 421x635]

I always saw Obama as more Sisko than Tuvok.

One says Sisko, one says tuvok. You racists.

/woulda said janeway myself.


Sisko is too rage-y and over emotional. He'd never make it through a debate.

Tuvok will calmly stand there and lets the opponent's own illogic overwhelm them.

/Younger "idealist" Capt. Janeway or older "pragmatist" Admiral Janeway?
 
2012-09-09 10:37:07 AM  

TV's Vinnie: theinsultabot9000: HeartBurnKid: TV's Vinnie: MartinD-35: TV's Vinnie: [i46.tinypic.com image 474x637]

You are the second person today who has gotten both a smart and funny vote for me. It's too much work to try and copy your pictures, but that is just farking priceless. You'd own me a new keyboard but I have tremendous self control.

Glad you like. Here's another one, just for you.

[i46.tinypic.com image 421x635]

I always saw Obama as more Sisko than Tuvok.

One says Sisko, one says tuvok. You racists.

/woulda said janeway myself.

Sisko is too rage-y and over emotional. He'd never make it through a debate.

Tuvok will calmly stand there and lets the opponent's own illogic overwhelm them.

/Younger "idealist" Capt. Janeway or older "pragmatist" Admiral Janeway?


Good question. Not sure. BTW, I LOOOOVVVEEE Star Trek Voyager. I bought the box set and watched it incessantly for weeks. My daughter was soooo sick of me watching it. It was funny. My husband said, "whatever makes you happy." That's why I married him.
 
2012-09-09 10:38:46 AM  

TV's Vinnie: theinsultabot9000: HeartBurnKid: TV's Vinnie: MartinD-35: TV's Vinnie: [i46.tinypic.com image 474x637]

You are the second person today who has gotten both a smart and funny vote for me. It's too much work to try and copy your pictures, but that is just farking priceless. You'd own me a new keyboard but I have tremendous self control.

Glad you like. Here's another one, just for you.

[i46.tinypic.com image 421x635]

I always saw Obama as more Sisko than Tuvok.

One says Sisko, one says tuvok. You racists.

/woulda said janeway myself.

Sisko is too rage-y and over emotional. He'd never make it through a debate.

Tuvok will calmly stand there and lets the opponent's own illogic overwhelm them.

/Younger "idealist" Capt. Janeway or older "pragmatist" Admiral Janeway?


Divide the two along 2008 and 2012 versions and you don't have to really pick between em.
 
2012-09-09 10:39:51 AM  
You're all wrong:
Obama = Picard
Biden = Kirk
Romney = the Grand Nagus
Ryan = Archer
 
2012-09-09 10:41:41 AM  
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The man loves him some DQ, NTTAWWT.
 
2012-09-09 10:45:03 AM  

TV's Vinnie: MartinD-35: TV's Vinnie: [i46.tinypic.com image 474x637]

You are the second person today who has gotten both a smart and funny vote for me. It's too much work to try and copy your pictures, but that is just farking priceless. You'd own me a new keyboard but I have tremendous self control.

Glad you like. Here's another one, just for you.


Ryan killed Tasha Yarr? That bastard!
 
2012-09-09 10:46:34 AM  
Geez, look at all the Biden ice cream pictures.

I feel like the next logical step is for a cheesy tabloid to publish photos of him balls deep in a hot fudge Sunday behind the sonic.
 
2012-09-09 10:47:20 AM  

thenewmissus: Isn't it awesome that the Dems can make that type of challenge. Republicans know that they can't even begin to make that statement. Republicans, or at least Independents should really take notice that only one party is daring enough to tell the press to fact check them and that the other is stating, :"We won't let our campaign be determined by fact checkers." It is a very telling sign.


Considering the GOP has long been pushing the line that fact-checkers are also part of the liberal mainstream LMSM media, and cannot be trusted, this will just further the belief that right-wingers have that fact-checking is part of the liberal conspiracy.

/this rabbit hole goes deep
//don'cha know?
 
2012-09-09 10:47:34 AM  

quizzical: TV's Vinnie: MartinD-35: TV's Vinnie: [i46.tinypic.com image 474x637]

You are the second person today who has gotten both a smart and funny vote for me. It's too much work to try and copy your pictures, but that is just farking priceless. You'd own me a new keyboard but I have tremendous self control.

Glad you like. Here's another one, just for you.

Ryan killed Tasha Yarr? That bastard!


Didn't they replace her with 7 of 9? If not, well, I did like Tasha.
 
2012-09-09 10:47:55 AM  

t3knomanser: You're all wrong:
Obama = Picard
Biden = Kirk
Romney = the Grand Nagus
Ryan = Archer


Archer, as in Sterling? That gives Ryan way too much credit. He could be Zapp, but that's as far as I'm willing to go.
 
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