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2012-09-09 03:12:48 AM
+1 for the Temple Of Doom reference,subby.
 
2012-09-09 03:14:07 AM
The officers found Powell's body on the couch of the Requa home. His chest was cut open, and his heart, tongue and the skin of his face were gone, court records said. His heart was found charred in a wood-burning stove.

An autopsy determined the organs had been removed while Powell was still alive, the documents said.


I'll go ahead and guess that the heart was the last organ removed.

Anyone know how an autopsy can determine whether or not you were alive while your heart was being cut out? I'm genuinely curious about it.
 
2012-09-09 03:46:40 AM
I laughed at the reference till I read the article and saw that it was not an exaggeration at all. That's rather horrifying... though delicious sounding.
 
2012-09-09 03:47:01 AM
zamblings.com
 
2012-09-09 03:48:41 AM
God 1, Devil 0
 
2012-09-09 03:50:41 AM

Lsherm: The officers found Powell's body on the couch of the Requa home. His chest was cut open, and his heart, tongue and the skin of his face were gone, court records said. His heart was found charred in a wood-burning stove.

An autopsy determined the organs had been removed while Powell was still alive, the documents said.

I'll go ahead and guess that the heart was the last organ removed.

Anyone know how an autopsy can determine whether or not you were alive while your heart was being cut out? I'm genuinely curious about it.


I'd guess that based on blood flow to the other injuries they could figure out if the heart was the last thing removed.
 
2012-09-09 03:51:48 AM
Were fava beans and a nice chianti on the scene at all?
 
2012-09-09 03:52:23 AM

Lsherm: Anyone know how an autopsy can determine whether or not you were alive while your heart was being cut out?


Also, if the heart kept beating after removal that would probably lead to the various damage done to it (especially if thrown into a fire while still operating) would leave evidence as well.
 
2012-09-09 03:53:18 AM
They did roast the heart on the bbq.

Mushrooms me arse.
 
2012-09-09 03:54:54 AM
Shak ti de?
 
2012-09-09 03:56:53 AM
blame mushrooms all you want. the problem was all inside the mind of a aggressive animal person who loved to beat hell out of others. he chose to cross a wide line and indulge in horror. mushrooms is a cheap excuse for his behavior.
 
2012-09-09 03:58:08 AM
media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-09 04:00:30 AM
Well, there's something you don't hear about in the PSAs.

"Cutting open your friend's chest, ripping out his heart, and throwing it in a stove isn't normal. But on shrooms it is."
 
2012-09-09 04:01:58 AM
wow! what a uniquely clever and original and not-at-all-expected headline.

farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2012-09-09 04:03:24 AM
Wyatt had entered duel pleas of not guilty and not guilty by reason of insanity, prompting psychiatrists to evaluate his mental competence.

So, are they looking for a champion to face him in a trial by combat?
 
2012-09-09 04:06:34 AM
How can this be 1st degree? I thought 1st required planning and willful intent.
 
2012-09-09 04:08:29 AM
Would have also accepted :

FINISH HIM

or

KANO WINS - FATALITY

i291.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-09 04:08:43 AM
Obviously this farking motherfarker is a defective. Hopefully someone will kill him in jail.
 
2012-09-09 04:13:24 AM
Call me a Square, but any drug that makes you want to rip out your friend's heart and eat it is too extreme for me. Just say no to cannibalism kids.
 
2012-09-09 04:21:25 AM

calbert: wow! what a uniquely clever and original and not-at-all-expected headline.

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 800x423]


And this is why I'm a liter.
 
2012-09-09 04:30:20 AM
Bad trip, man.
 
2012-09-09 04:30:41 AM

Lsherm: Anyone know how an autopsy can determine whether or not you were alive while your heart was being cut out? I'm genuinely curious about it.


As long as his heart was capable of producing blood flow to the brain + 5 seconds, give or take, he was alive and aware of what was happening. As soon as the heart was severed from the aorta, vena cava, and pulmonary vessels, however, he might have lived long enough to see it ripped from his chest before his brain lost consciousness.

/Fun Fact: People who are decapitated MIGHT be aware five to ten seconds after their head is severed.
 
2012-09-09 04:33:17 AM

BronyMedic: As long as his heart was capable of producing blood flow to the brain + 5 seconds, give or take, he was alive and aware of what was happening


Not necessarily. If he was unconscious at the time, he would have been alive but not aware.
 
2012-09-09 04:34:32 AM

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: Not necessarily. If he was unconscious at the time, he would have been alive but not aware.


True, not consciously. But his body would have showed signs of a pain and injury response - Increased HR, Increased Blood Pressure, increased Respiration.

We just hope the guy wasn't conscious.
 
2012-09-09 04:35:34 AM
shiat lawyers... Dude was clearly incapacitaded mentally. Manslaughter or at most murder 2... Why take 50 years without a trial...
 
2012-09-09 04:37:28 AM

Pointy Tail of Satan: How can this be 1st degree? I thought 1st required planning and willful intent.


Yeah there has to be more to this story... Maybe the dude is a just sadistic fark with a history of violence.
 
2012-09-09 04:42:45 AM

calbert: wow! what a uniquely clever and original and not-at-all-expected headline.

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 800x423]


Hey, asshole. You paid your five dollars. You knew what you were getting into.

m2.mattters.com

I say let 'em greenlight the bad headline.
 
2012-09-09 04:47:49 AM

Pointy Tail of Satan: How can this be 1st degree? I thought 1st required planning and willful intent.


Felony murder rule. He killed the guy while committing mayhem (dismemberment), so it's first-degree.
 
2012-09-09 04:48:37 AM

BronyMedic: We just hope the guy wasn't conscious.


If his face had already been torn off his brain probably wasn't registering conscientiously what was going on. So we have that going for us. Which is nice.
 
2012-09-09 04:49:17 AM

davidphogan: conscientiously


Well that was an auto-correct fail.
 
2012-09-09 04:49:24 AM

calbert: wow! what a uniquely clever and original and not-at-all-expected headline.


And what wonderful attempt at sarcasm that didn't fail at all.

Seriously, if old jokes cause your butthurt, why are you on Fark.com. I'm sure MSNBC.com has a comments section. Me, I like the stupid old hat stuff. S'why I'm here.

i25.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-09 04:49:57 AM
Jesus effing muther farking christ what is wrong with you people?
 
2012-09-09 04:50:11 AM

calbert: wow! what a uniquely clever and original and not-at-all-expected headline.

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 800x423]


i9.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-09 04:51:26 AM

BronyMedic: True, not consciously. But his body would have showed signs of a pain and injury response - Increased HR, Increased Blood Pressure, increased Respiration.

We just hope the guy wasn't conscious.


Dear God, I hope he wasn't. It's a horrible enough way to die, but being concious would make it even worse.
 
2012-09-09 04:51:26 AM
www.yourprops.com

Was this sitting on the mantel?
 
2012-09-09 04:59:55 AM
California is druggyn
 
2012-09-09 05:06:25 AM

zerkalo: Jesus effing muther farking christ what is wrong with you people?


We're using Fark at 2 in the morning on a Sunday?
 
2012-09-09 05:09:15 AM

davidphogan: zerkalo: Jesus effing muther farking christ what is wrong with you people?

We're using Fark at 2 in the morning on a Sunday?


Sunday is a day of rest. So I just let other people do the human sacrifices for me.
 
2012-09-09 05:10:09 AM
"believed they were involved in a struggle between God and the devil.

Wyatt had entered duel pleas of not guilty and not guilty by reason of insanity"

He should have been judged insane and let off his crimes like all the rest of the people who believe in the god and devil.

Lsherm: Anyone know how an autopsy can determine whether or not you were alive while your heart was being cut out? I'm genuinely curious about it.


something something blood clots differently something something wound seepage something something cut when blood flowing indicating life something something dead bodies don`t bleed, they drain something something chest cavity full of blood something AFAIK

also

www.personal.psu.edu

this man would look at the blood spatters VERY closely and say whether the victim was struggling while the blood was spattering
 
2012-09-09 05:13:08 AM
Also, this is why you don`t get really good at hitting people without the spiritual side of martial arts which helps you realise the best use of martial arts is to avoid the fight in the first place. Then when you are on mushrooms and think your friend is god and you are the devil you will try to have a chat and sort out the whole `fall from grace` thing.
 
2012-09-09 05:14:51 AM

BronyMedic: People who are decapitated MIGHT be aware five to ten seconds after


I've heard that too. I always tell people if I'm ever decapitated in some horrible trauma, watch my eyes, I'll try to blink in morse code. I can't imagine I'll have much to say other than "this really sucks," but still, it'd be good to have some solid proof of this.
 
2012-09-09 05:15:17 AM

calbert: wow! what a uniquely clever and original and not-at-all-expected headline.

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 800x423]


HA HA! And you actually PAY for it. HA!
 
2012-09-09 05:20:37 AM

BronyMedic: Sunday is a day of rest. So I just let other people do the human sacrifices for me.


well played. Ha
 
2012-09-09 05:22:42 AM

calbert: wow! what a uniquely clever and original and not-at-all-expected headline.

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 800x423]


A choice of one by the looks
 
2012-09-09 05:23:21 AM

batcookie: BronyMedic: People who are decapitated MIGHT be aware five to ten seconds after

I've heard that too. I always tell people if I'm ever decapitated in some horrible trauma, watch my eyes, I'll try to blink in morse code. I can't imagine I'll have much to say other than "this really sucks," but still, it'd be good to have some solid proof of this.


It's been done. 15 blinks I think is the record.
 
2012-09-09 05:26:11 AM

BronyMedic: Sunday is a day of rest. So I just let other people do the human sacrifices for me.


I'm a busy person so I hire an Aztec priest to perform them for me. He's quite reasonable, but tends to not clean up after himself.
 
GBB
2012-09-09 05:32:20 AM
"Witnesses say the two had ingested hallucinogenic mushrooms before the attack and believed they were involved in a struggle between God and the devil."

Religion, mixed with anything, is never good.
 
2012-09-09 05:34:37 AM

doglover: batcookie: BronyMedic: People who are decapitated MIGHT be aware five to ten seconds after

I've heard that too. I always tell people if I'm ever decapitated in some horrible trauma, watch my eyes, I'll try to blink in morse code. I can't imagine I'll have much to say other than "this really sucks," but still, it'd be good to have some solid proof of this.

It's been done. 15 blinks I think is the record.


Doing it a certain number of times isn't solid enough proof. Unless you were to like... do the first 5 digits of pi, something that was very unlikely to just be a coincidence or reflex. That's why I say morse code.
 
2012-09-09 05:41:49 AM

Pointy Tail of Satan: How can this be 1st degree? I thought 1st required planning and willful intent.


It requires premeditation and deliberation, or as my Crim Law professor put it "thinking about doing it, and then thinking about it again."

However, certain elements can bump a 2d degree murder (deliberation only) into 1st degree: Felony murder (commission of a homicide during a felony), aggravating circumstances like torture, lying in wait or extremely gratuitous violence perpetrated on the victim.

I'm guessing that since the guy's face and tongue were torn out while he was still alive, that constitutes the torture/gratuitous violence elements.
 
2012-09-09 05:59:55 AM
FTFA: He was charged with murder and mayhem
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