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(Deadline)   Al Pacino to play Joe Paterno in new biopic based on the Penn State scandal, tentatively entitled Scent of a Toddler   (deadline.com) divider line 86
    More: Followup, Al Pacino, Penn State Scandal, Joe Paterno, Joe Posnanski, HBO Films, ICM Partners, Ed O'Neill, Joe Pesci  
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2012-09-09 12:07:30 AM
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2012-09-09 12:08:53 AM
If I had been drinking water right now, I'd have a damaged keyboard on my hands.
 
2012-09-09 12:12:16 AM
Why does he always have to play a goomba involved in organized crime?
 
2012-09-09 12:17:02 AM
You know, I was going to take the big long quote and make it a Sandusky joke, but dammit, I don't have it in me. Have at it window seat fans:
Women! What can you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a farkin' genius. The hair... They say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls... just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips... and when they touched, yours were like... that first swallow of wine... after you just crossed the desert. Tits. Hoo-ah! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights. Mmm. Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns... or secondhand Steinways. What's between 'em... passport to heaven. I need a drink. Yes, Mr Sims, there's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: pussy. Hah! Are you listenin' to me, son? I'm givin' ya pearls here.
 
2012-09-09 12:17:15 AM
Serpedo
Any Given Saturday
Showerface
Donnie Ballslap

I need more beer to think up anything remotely clever.
 
2012-09-09 12:22:09 AM
"Now I can't do it for ya, I'm too old. I look around, I see these young faces and I think, I mean, I've made every wrong choice a middle-aged man can make. I've pissed away all my money, believe it or not. I chased off anyone who's ever loved me. And lately, I cant even stand the face I see in the mirror"
 
2012-09-09 12:22:48 AM
"You get behind me, we all profit; you challenge me, we all go down! There was one Napoleon, one Washington, one me!"
 
2012-09-09 12:24:13 AM
I'm going to start posting Pacino quotes randomly when replying to any alums who email me to FB post random Paterno quotes.

"The reality is that we do not wash our own laundry - it just gets dirtier"
 
2012-09-09 12:30:46 AM
"Look but don't touch, Touch but don't taste, Taste don't swallow."


I'm a marked man in this department. For what?

"You already know, don't you? That's why you're sitting here. You want answers, you're in the wrong car, kid. I only have secrets"
 
2012-09-09 12:35:59 AM
Hooah!
 
2012-09-09 12:39:47 AM
When Al steps into a room, you know he steps correct.
Hooah!
He got you all in check.
 
2012-09-09 01:09:06 AM
 
2012-09-09 01:20:37 AM
Dear God, the comments...

Children of the Corn: the College Years.
 
2012-09-09 01:34:52 AM
Say hello to my little friend.
 
2012-09-09 01:43:17 AM

violentsalvation: Serpedo
Any Given Saturday
Showerface
Donnie Ballslap

I need more beer to think up anything remotely clever.


Sandusky's Way
 
2012-09-09 01:52:29 AM

libranoelrose: Sandusky's Way


You're terrible.
 
2012-09-09 02:42:28 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com

Free candy?
 
2012-09-09 03:11:39 AM

dudemanbro: libranoelrose: Sandusky's Way

You're terrible.


Fark did that to me.
 
2012-09-09 03:15:15 AM
Say hello to my little friend.
 
2012-09-09 03:53:02 AM

violentsalvation: Serpedo
Any Given Saturday
Showerface
Donnie Ballslap

I need more beer to think up anything remotely clever.


The Penis in Needle Twink
Cruising 2: Juniors
Coach! Coach!
The Merchant of Penis
 
2012-09-09 04:03:08 AM
I keep trying to get out, and they keep pulling me back in!
 
2012-09-09 04:03:57 AM
That kid has a GREAT ASS!! AND YOU HAVE YOUR HEAD WAY UP IT!!!
 
2012-09-09 04:05:04 AM
In this college, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the lil boys
 
2012-09-09 04:12:19 AM
Too bad that Danny Aiello is probably too old to play Sandusky at this point.
 
2012-09-09 04:32:55 AM
Any Given Anus
 
2012-09-09 05:03:44 AM
Looking for Richard (aka Dick)

/I'm not great at this
 
2012-09-09 05:16:36 AM
Who the hell would go see that movie. Normal people will be repelled and Penn State fans will be enraged that it includes any mention of Sandusky.
 
2012-09-09 05:17:22 AM
"Jerry's Kids" was taken.
 
2012-09-09 05:20:23 AM
Who would sit and watch a movie about this?
 
2012-09-09 05:23:24 AM
Scent of a Toddler.....aarrrggh....

Every now and then there's a headline that makes Fark worth it.
 
2012-09-09 05:46:48 AM

vudukungfu: "You get behind me, we all profit; you challenge me, we all go down! There was one Napoleon, one Washington, one me!"


What does Mumbles have to say about it?
 
2012-09-09 05:49:08 AM

omnibus_necanda_sunt: Dear God, the comments...

Children of the Corn: the College Years.


Children of the Cornholing.
 
2012-09-09 06:13:36 AM
ACT I
Despicable Me 2...Cruising...The Recruit...Heat...The Insider...
ACT II
The Godfather...People I Know...Stand Up Guys...You Don't Know Jack...
ACT III
City Hall...Revolution...Devil's Advocate...And Justice for All
 
2012-09-09 06:14:42 AM
I know it was you, Jerry. You broke my heart.
You broke my heart.

/also from Godfather 2...

Suzanne, there have been certain things between men and boys since the beginning of time...
 
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2012-09-09 06:23:31 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-09 06:46:20 AM

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: ACT I
Despicable Me 2...Cruising...The Recruit...Heat...The Insider...
ACT II
The Godfather...People I Know...Stand Up Guys...You Don't Know Jack...
ACT III
City Hall...Revolution...Devil's Advocate...And Justice for All

 
2012-09-09 07:21:08 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-09 07:30:27 AM

Bonanza Jellybean: violentsalvation: Serpedo
Any Given Saturday
Showerface
Donnie Ballslap

I need more beer to think up anything remotely clever.

The Penis in Needle Twink
Cruising 2: Juniors
Coach! Coach!
The Merchant of Penis


Gangbang Gary, Ganbang Ross

/Oh that's it. I'm packing my bags. First class, window seat and I'll have the kosher meal
 
2012-09-09 07:37:33 AM
It has been done; sort of


media.campussqueeze.com.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2012-09-09 07:45:03 AM
I swear to God, this is the scene from Godfather II that destroyed Al Pacino as an actor.

hollywood-elsewhere.com

The Frank Pentangeli character was played properly--he was drunk, pissed off, fed-up, frustrated and old. But when he yells "Cicc', a porta!" I swear Pacino said to himself "From here on out, I'm acting like this guy."
 
2012-09-09 08:07:57 AM
"Is it true, Jerry?"

"Don't ever ask me about my charity, Joe."

"Jerry, is it true?"

"DON'T EVER ASK ME ABOUT MY CHARITY, JOE!"
 
2012-09-09 08:17:55 AM
Pacino was the best thing about Jack and Jill

/yeah I said it
//yeah, by saying it I admit I watched it
 
2012-09-09 08:34:45 AM
I bet he stairs wall eyed at nothing in particular and shouts unexpectedly throughout the movie
 
2012-09-09 08:37:22 AM

Mugato: Who would sit and watch a movie about this?


I would, if it was done well.

And cute headline, subby, but those boys weren't even close to "toddlers."
 
2012-09-09 08:45:22 AM
You know how some actors go undercover to research roles and get a job as a waiter if they are going to play a waiter in a movie.....
 
2012-09-09 08:51:51 AM
well who better than hollywood to profit off the rape of little children.
 
2012-09-09 09:00:45 AM
LOL at Penn State alumni in TFA claiming to have "clout" in Hollywood. Have any of those rubes ever even been west of the Ohio River?
 
2012-09-09 09:25:44 AM
"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking to? You talkin' to me? Well. I'm the only one here."
 
2012-09-09 09:27:40 AM

Pontious Pilates: LOL at Penn State alumni in TFA claiming to have "clout" in Hollywood. Have any of those rubes ever even been west of the Ohio River?


I'd imagine they have given that they might travel to other B1G stadiums for games.
 
2012-09-09 09:39:44 AM
Daniel Day-Lewis to play Jerry Sandusky.
Gary Cole to play that smarmy sh*thead Graham Spanier.
Live footage of the Penn State students rioting when they heard Joe Pa was forced to resign. No staged acting could recapture that derp.
 
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