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(Newser)   That attractive woman befriending you on Facebook? She may be a Taliban soldier in disguise, trying to squeeze you for vital information   (newser.com) divider line 50
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8178 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Sep 2012 at 2:36 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-09-08 10:19:17 PM
Since when was " loose lips sink ships" repealed?
 
2012-09-09 12:08:13 AM
That HAS to be it! Who'd be doing that to any Farkers here?
 
2012-09-09 12:17:14 AM
"Hi, sweetie! I'm soooooooooooooooooooooo drunk! OMG my nipple's are sticking out!

By the way, which U.S. military base would be easiest to infiltrate?"
 
2012-09-09 12:30:27 AM
Am I the only one who finds it hilarious most of these incredibly hot women who try to friend me on Facebook for no reason you can see are usually marked as male if you try to find out more info?
 
2012-09-09 12:35:51 AM
Meh unless they are trying to get the password to my extensive library of midget gay transvestite bestiality pics they will be fishing in a dry lake here
 
2012-09-09 01:15:54 AM
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/Hot
 
2012-09-09 01:42:35 AM
www.pbs.org 

/Oblig
 
2012-09-09 02:41:03 AM
Sounds like an opportunity for some blatant misdirection.
 
2012-09-09 02:46:00 AM
As someone who got a random friend request from an attractive woman in Tajikistan the other day, I'm getting a kick, etc.

If that was a Taliban agent, then I just did the forces of freedom some good service with my misinformation.

/Yes, sadly, I had to look the country up. The 'stans came after I memorized the world map.
 
2012-09-09 02:47:39 AM
Oh...well, that might explain why that hottie on facebook asked me what was the best way to destroy the moral of the American people. I thought it was a joke and answered "Killed Honey Boo Boo Child and Snookie." Now I am hoping that was a Taliban soldier.
 
2012-09-09 02:50:50 AM
She can squeeze me all she wants!
 
2012-09-09 02:56:19 AM

Great Janitor: Oh...well, that might explain why that hottie on facebook asked me what was the best way to destroy the moral of the American people. I thought it was a joke and answered "Killed Honey Boo Boo Child and Snookie." Now I am hoping that was a Taliban soldier.


If that works, one of these is in your future:

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As well as the thanks of a grateful nation.
 
2012-09-09 02:58:34 AM
The majority of the Taliban doesn't even have indoor plumbing, so what would make me think they spend their days farking around on Facebook? Sounds like just another made-up spooky story intended to have soldiers observe OPSEC.
 
2012-09-09 03:04:41 AM
Well, let's be honest here. If they were smart, they would have gone to university instead of having no other option other than to join the military. I wouldn't trust these soldiers to make good enough decisions to realize that they were being duped. They should block facebook and twitter and all other social sites for their own safety.
 
2012-09-09 03:05:03 AM

Boiled_Peanut: The majority of the Taliban doesn't even have indoor plumbing, so what would make me think they spend their days farking around on Facebook? Sounds like just another made-up spooky story intended to have soldiers observe OPSEC.


Boiled_Peanut: The majority of the Taliban doesn't even have indoor plumbing, so what would make me think they spend their days farking around on Facebook? Sounds like just another made-up spooky story intended to have soldiers observe OPSEC.

 
2012-09-09 03:12:59 AM
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Accept as comrade?

Da / Nyet
 
2012-09-09 03:25:53 AM

Makh: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 500x648] 

/Hot


No, you ding-dong! The REAL threat comes from the north country!farm7.staticflickr.com
 
2012-09-09 03:37:14 AM
If' it's Dear Leader's new suck-a-schwanzstucker military and government, I've got no problem handing the the Taliban the keys to the car. It might be that it's your government, but it's no longer mine...
 
2012-09-09 03:37:51 AM
I would ask what idiot would accept a random friend request from someone they don't know. But then again service members are 18 and just went from using textbooks to hide their erections to using guns.
 
2012-09-09 04:20:51 AM

daxxenos: Dear Leader


Seriously, go fark yourself. The only people who call Obama "Dear Leader" are GOP dicks setting up strawmen. The ironic part is that if you right-wing assholes could set up a totalitarian state like that which exists in North Korea you'd do it in a heartbeat.
 
2012-09-09 04:24:10 AM
Rarely i'll get a random ad request from some woman who looks like she's a model and 99% of the time one look at "her" page it's blatently obvious it's spam. One time this woman added me who is a farking model and is a 12/10. Why did she add me? Mutual interest in local politicals group :P

So I sent her a message questioning her motives and more or less accusing her of being a spammer. I then wound up having to explain to her that her photos scream "SPAM BOT!". We now BS about politics publically from time to time exchange links etc. Spam bot pages are still obvious.

/she's happily married and I am happily taken, never hit on her, never will.
//the free eye candy is nice though :P
///csb?
 
2012-09-09 04:59:17 AM

daxxenos: If' it's Dear Leader's new suck-a-schwanzstucker military and government, I've got no problem handing the the Taliban the keys to the car. It might be that it's your government, but it's no longer mine...


Go to bed, you're drunk.
 
2012-09-09 05:12:58 AM
A little late for the 'trusting soldiers' but this has disinformation campaign written all over it.
 
2012-09-09 05:52:22 AM

Nuclear Pancake: ///csb?


Good enough.
 
2012-09-09 06:02:41 AM

TheTurtle: Makh: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 500x648] 

/Hot

No, you ding-dong! The REAL threat comes from the north country![farm7.staticflickr.com image 576x757]


Okay, that's it. Prepare for another Justin Beiber to invade!
 
2012-09-09 06:10:38 AM
And now does that that attractive woman befriending people on Facebook be certain that the person on the other end isn't an FBI agent?
 
2012-09-09 06:21:46 AM
MMA Gear - prepare for the invasion!
 
2012-09-09 06:26:31 AM

kayanlau: And now does that that attractive woman befriending people on Facebook be certain that the person on the other end isn't an FBI agent?


Or just a random cop trying to get info on your "homies"...
 
2012-09-09 07:16:13 AM
Her name is Peggy.
 
2012-09-09 08:16:50 AM

DarkSoulNoHope: She can squeeze me all she wants!


What comes out will definitely be vital to something!
 
2012-09-09 08:18:07 AM
As long as she talks dirty to me, I'll tell her whatever she wants to know
 
2012-09-09 08:41:02 AM

Shostie: "Hi, sweetie! I'm soooooooooooooooooooooo drunk! OMG my nipple's are sticking out!

By the way, which U.S. military base would be easiest to infiltrate?"


Hey baby, wanna check out my Fort Dix?
 
2012-09-09 08:41:42 AM
You can squeeze all you want, baby. Got a big load of "information" all set for you. . . Heh-heh.
 
2012-09-09 08:52:42 AM
The Taliban want to know about my kitty videos and what I had for lunch? What a bunch a softies!
 
2012-09-09 08:54:31 AM
She ain't gettin anything out of me without sex.
And by sex, I mean actual sex. Not me sitting at my desk with a tube of lube looking at a few pictures she sent.

/NTTAWWT
 
2012-09-09 08:55:35 AM
Hey, sexyman. I would like to go to a place with many infidels and little security. Do you know of such a place? lolXD
 
2012-09-09 08:59:40 AM
More likely an idiot cop/TSA/FBI agent trying to cook up a career case by leading and entrapping someone even stupider than they are into committing crimes.
 
2012-09-09 09:03:27 AM

pedobearapproved: But then again service members are 18 and just went from using textbooks to hide their erections to using guns.


That's quite awesome.
 
2012-09-09 09:07:00 AM
1. End illegal occupation.

2. Problem solved.
 
2012-09-09 09:27:10 AM
Age / Sex / Class?
19 / F / Medic
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2012-09-09 11:14:27 AM
Two of my dad's friends (both Vietnam vets) are "friends" with a woman with this profile picture:

sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net

Her public profile reads like a personals ad and includes four additional pictures, some of which don't even look like the same woman, and all of which are watermarked (the above picture is the only one without a watermark).

I guess it's a good thing they only use Facebook for silly things like astrology and "liking" various pictures of text.
 
2012-09-09 11:28:13 AM
This is why I only friend people I know. No matter how hot they are.
 
2012-09-09 11:57:43 AM
Don't let them find out the BLT recipe
 
2012-09-09 01:14:35 PM
Still probably post more interesting things than what's posted by the people I actually know.

Status updates on goats and IEDs would be way better than most of the dribble crossing the screen.
 
2012-09-09 01:19:19 PM
It's sad that this country has turned into nothing more than a bunch of bed-wetting pansies.
 
2012-09-09 01:43:31 PM

SwiftFox: Don't let them find out the BLT recipe


Taliban Codebreaker 1: "Okay, people, we're 66 percent there. Let's put on our thinking keffiyehs.
Taliban Codebreaker 2: "Bacon, Lettuce, and Taliban?"
Taliban Codebreaker 1: "No, too obvious. Bacon, Lettuce, and Tabbouleh?"
(Taliban Codebreaker 1 tries it.)
Taliban Codebreaker 1: "Ech, it's not that."
Taliban Codebreaker 2: "You know what? Let's pretend we're hot women and friend some gullible Americans on Facebook."
Taliban Codebreaker 1: "To get the recipe."
Taliban Codebreaker 2: "Er...yeah! To get the recipe!"
 
2012-09-09 02:01:07 PM
In other news, the taliban think that the morons on facebook that friend people they don't know and don't filter what they post, have information on national security. I welcome them spending their time and resources on learning all about what color someone's baby shiat yesterday, various political lies, or what lolcats have to say on just about any subject.
 
2012-09-09 02:02:39 PM

xl5150: Well, let's be honest here. If they were smart, they would have gone to university instead of having no other option other than to join the military. I wouldn't trust these soldiers to make good enough decisions to realize that they were being duped. They should block facebook and twitter and all other social sites for their own safety.


0/10

well, maybe 0.015/10
 
2012-09-09 04:08:26 PM

Boiled_Peanut: The majority of the Taliban doesn't even have indoor plumbing, so what would make me think they spend their days farking around on Facebook? Sounds like just another made-up spooky story intended to have soldiers observe OPSEC.


You think the Taliban leaders are living in caves? These people may be whack-jobs, but they're not ignorant and they're not stupid. They understand "social media" just as well as any Westerner.
 
2012-09-09 04:47:57 PM
I for one welcome our Taliban whore masters.
 
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