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(Extreme Tech)   FBI rolling out $1 billion facial recognition system. Sleep tight   (extremetech.com) divider line 21
    More: Scary, FBI, facial recognition technology, biometrics, false arrest  
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2012-09-09 02:38:03 AM  
7 votes:
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2012-09-09 07:21:07 AM  
5 votes:
I would score a much higher percentage with Ass Recognition software.

www.popcrunch.com

rearpics.com

3.bp.blogspot.com

/3 out of 3 asses identified. 100 percent
2012-09-09 12:08:10 AM  
4 votes:
The FBI, on the cutting edge of 1990s casino technology.
2012-09-08 07:46:17 PM  
4 votes:
The FBI just spent a million dollars on Facebook?
2012-09-09 05:01:36 AM  
3 votes:

scalpod: There's not getting anything tattooed anywhere. You were born with it because the MARK OF THE BEAST IS YOUR FACE.


img.timeinc.net

WHAT A TWIST!
2012-09-09 12:06:36 AM  
3 votes:
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2012-09-09 08:38:52 AM  
2 votes:

JerkyMeat: The U.S. government benefited the most by 911 in all aspects and with this fact and mountains of other facts that have been marginalized by most as "truther" nonsense, 911 was most likely planned by the powerful in the U.S. for this benefit. This rollout by the FBI is just another example of the benefit of the federal power grab "justified" by a so called terrorist attack.

 
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2012-09-09 08:37:49 AM  
2 votes:
0.tqn.comuser.xmission.comih2.redbubble.netwillyloman.files.wordpress.com
2012-09-09 05:10:57 AM  
2 votes:

Olympic Trolling Judge: Joke's on them. I haven't used my real face in years!


upload.wikimedia.org
Excuse me, sir, we'd like to ask you a few questions about some unsolved murders from the 19th century...
2012-09-09 04:51:10 AM  
2 votes:
Joke's on them. I haven't used my real face in years!
2012-09-09 10:46:09 AM  
1 votes:
Heh. Subby said 'facial'
2012-09-09 08:43:24 AM  
1 votes:

Boudica's War Tampon: I would score a much higher percentage with Ass Recognition software.

[www.popcrunch.com image 250x377]

[rearpics.com image 307x400]

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 320x180]

/3 out of 3 asses identified. 100 percent


www.askactor.com

Your face, your ass, what's the difference?
2012-09-09 06:08:01 AM  
1 votes:
this system will be used 99% of the time by the operators to stalk random chicks that come up on their screens
2012-09-09 05:40:25 AM  
1 votes:

Walker: [img.photobucket.com image 800x338]


i10.photobucket.com
2012-09-09 05:39:39 AM  
1 votes:

KrispyKritter: good thing criminals don't know about gloves, masks and stolen cars.

this is what they are telling the public about. you can bet your sweet arse they have stuff they are using that you won't know about for 20 years. but you're not a hoodlum anyway so who cares.


Good thing the FBI hasn't been complicit in any murders lately.

Oh, wait...
2012-09-09 05:00:02 AM  
1 votes:

BronyMedic: St_Francis_P: Is there some sinister implication here I'm unaware of?

SoothinglyDeranged: For the last time, paranoidmitter, nobody gives a flying fark about your boring ass.

Stop that! Clearly we must panic about software that has existed since the late 1980s in the private sectors and is being used now by the Government. This means we're one step away from everyone having to walk down the streets with the mark of the beast tattoo'd on their hand, and the Illuminati ID badges taped to their forehead!

This sinister plot can only be a product of the Rand Corporation, the Reverse Vampires, and the Saucer People.

We're through the looking glass on this one.


There's not getting anything tattooed anywhere. You were born with it because the MARK OF THE BEAST IS YOUR FACE.
2012-09-09 04:58:33 AM  
1 votes:
How dare you, Subby! You know damned well the goverment always has, and always will have your best interest at heart! I mean seriously, Barack Obama is our president, how could you suggest anything else?

For shame, subby, for shame. Evil, un-American neo-con.

Behave, citizen.

/We have always been at war with Eastasia.
//if you haven't done anything wrong, you have nothing to worry about
/really
2012-09-09 01:53:37 AM  
1 votes:
I hope it can tell a facial from a plain ole milk mustache.

www.capitolcommunicator.com
2012-09-09 01:16:29 AM  
1 votes:

Triumph: St_Francis_P: Is there some sinister implication here I'm unaware of?

That some private contractor conned the FBI out of a billion dollars?


That's not sinister, it's HILARIOUS.
2012-09-09 01:01:30 AM  
1 votes:

St_Francis_P: Is there some sinister implication here I'm unaware of?


That some private contractor conned the FBI out of a billion dollars?
2012-09-09 12:40:55 AM  
1 votes:

St_Francis_P: Is there some sinister implication here I'm unaware of?


I have 5 known doppelgangers.
Five. Known.

One had a rope burn around his neck.
 
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