scalpod: There's not getting anything tattooed anywhere. You were born with it because the MARK OF THE BEAST IS YOUR FACE.
JerkyMeat: The U.S. government benefited the most by 911 in all aspects and with this fact and mountains of other facts that have been marginalized by most as "truther" nonsense, 911 was most likely planned by the powerful in the U.S. for this benefit. This rollout by the FBI is just another example of the benefit of the federal power grab "justified" by a so called terrorist attack.
Olympic Trolling Judge: Joke's on them. I haven't used my real face in years!
Boudica's War Tampon: I would score a much higher percentage with Ass Recognition software.[www.popcrunch.com image 250x377][rearpics.com image 307x400][3.bp.blogspot.com image 320x180]/3 out of 3 asses identified. 100 percent
Walker: [img.photobucket.com image 800x338]
KrispyKritter: good thing criminals don't know about gloves, masks and stolen cars.this is what they are telling the public about. you can bet your sweet arse they have stuff they are using that you won't know about for 20 years. but you're not a hoodlum anyway so who cares.
BronyMedic: St_Francis_P: Is there some sinister implication here I'm unaware of?SoothinglyDeranged: For the last time, paranoidmitter, nobody gives a flying fark about your boring ass.Stop that! Clearly we must panic about software that has existed since the late 1980s in the private sectors and is being used now by the Government. This means we're one step away from everyone having to walk down the streets with the mark of the beast tattoo'd on their hand, and the Illuminati ID badges taped to their forehead!This sinister plot can only be a product of the Rand Corporation, the Reverse Vampires, and the Saucer People.We're through the looking glass on this one.
Triumph: St_Francis_P: Is there some sinister implication here I'm unaware of?That some private contractor conned the FBI out of a billion dollars?
St_Francis_P: Is there some sinister implication here I'm unaware of?
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