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(NBC News)   ¡San Cristóbal está enojado¡ Apaciguar a Dios el volcán, insignificantes seres humanos¡   (worldnews.nbcnews.com) divider line 67
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2012-09-08 05:12:06 PM
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Unavailable for comment.
 
2012-09-08 05:18:54 PM
If I wanted my headlines in Mexican, I'd go read Periodicos Mexicano.
 
2012-09-08 05:48:37 PM
FTFA: Nicaragua's tallest volcano belched an ash cloud nearly a mile...stirred in mid-2008, when it expelled gas and rumbled with a series of small eruptions.

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¿Por qué es la escritura periodística sobre los volcanes siempre por escrito como un anuncio de medicación indigestión? 
 
2012-09-08 05:55:10 PM
Pretty spiffy headline subby. I really can't describe how this story has affected me, so I'll just leave with this. "Quiero dormir con sus arbustos, porque mi mono es muy estreñido, y sus zapatos están en el fuego. Tengo el pollo y el arroz en los pantalones así que por favor tire de mi dedo."
 
2012-09-08 06:04:01 PM

KingoftheCheese: If I wanted my headlines in Mexican, I'd go read Periodicos Mexicano.


i.imgur.com 

/Don Francisco es chileno
 
2012-09-08 06:10:30 PM
i33.photobucket.com
/sorry, I am product of American Public schools, therefore monolingual
 
2012-09-08 06:11:36 PM
i.imgur.com

/mejor.
 
2012-09-08 06:21:10 PM
¡ay carumba!
 
2012-09-08 06:44:23 PM
íTODO EL MUNDO PANICO!
 
2012-09-08 08:18:06 PM
Wanted for questioning:

colbertnation.mtvnimages.com
 
2012-09-08 08:52:11 PM
Nicaragua volcano belches ash cloud, residents evacuated

Heh, reminds me of my living room.
 
2012-09-08 09:01:59 PM
No sé donde voy a ir a pasar cuando sopla el volcán.
 
2012-09-08 09:03:05 PM
Welp, time to find a virgin. You know the drill boys, throw her in.
 
2012-09-08 09:04:35 PM
Lo sentimos, remitente, no hablan el idioma de los siervos.
 
2012-09-08 09:05:45 PM

Marine1: Welp, time to find a virgin. You know the drill boys, throw her in.


And where are we supposed to find of those around here?
 
2012-09-08 09:07:08 PM

KingoftheCheese: If I wanted my headlines in Mexican, I'd go read Periodicos Mexicano.

 
2012-09-08 09:10:45 PM

In honor of the Spanish headline, I give you... UNIVISION'S FERNANDA TAPIA!


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2012-09-08 09:12:00 PM
the exclamation mark at the end of the headline should be a normal, non inverted one.
 
2012-09-08 09:14:12 PM
¡San Cristóbal está enojado! ¡Apaciguar a Dios el volcán, insignificantes seres humanos!
 
2012-09-08 09:18:47 PM
Callate, pinche pendejo. Chinga tu madre.
 
2012-09-08 09:19:02 PM
I think Bruce Colburn wrote a song for this occasion.

"In the flash of this moment
You're the best of what we are --
Don't let them stop you now
Nicaragua."
 
2012-09-08 09:19:37 PM
Oops, Bruce Cockburn. My bad.
 
2012-09-08 09:20:05 PM

Kumana Wanalaia: the exclamation mark at the end of the headline should be a normal, non inverted one.


¡We all know that!

Jeez, Now we have Spanish-language grammar Nazis.
 
2012-09-08 09:21:23 PM
Get on a bus for Houston.
 
2012-09-08 09:23:59 PM

safeinsane: Callate, pinche pendejo. Chinga tu madre.


y te chingada.
 
2012-09-08 09:27:55 PM

KingoftheCheese: If I wanted my headlines in Mexican, I'd go read Periodicos Mexicano.


Racist!
 
2012-09-08 09:30:21 PM
Is it just me or does it seem like there's been a shiat-load of earthquakes, volcanoes erupting, and crazy weather stuff happening lately?

End of the world conspirators unite!



/It's probably just me
 
2012-09-08 09:30:48 PM

geoduck42: Marine1: Welp, time to find a virgin. You know the drill boys, throw her in.

And where are we supposed to find of those around here?


You're kidding, right? Virtually any Fark Liberal (who are all still living in Mom's basement, afraid of girls, and sublimating all their frustration and small-fisted rage into politics).
 
2012-09-08 09:34:45 PM

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: KingoftheCheese: If I wanted my headlines in Mexican, I'd go read Periodicos Mexicano.

Racist!


And grammar sinner! Periodicos Mexicanos, you Spanish-mutilating hijo de una puta.
 
2012-09-08 09:37:21 PM
Chupa mi pinga, Mariposa
 
2012-09-08 09:39:11 PM
Thread needs more sluts and mustaches and sluts with mustaches.
 
2012-09-08 09:42:32 PM
El volcán está en erupción!?!?

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2012-09-08 09:42:35 PM
QLC?
www.screeninsults.com
 
2012-09-08 09:43:47 PM
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2012-09-08 09:44:38 PM

The_Original_Roxtar: Thread needs more sluts and mustaches and sluts with mustaches.


Latinas with sharpies?

cdn.ebaumsworld.com
 
2012-09-08 09:46:13 PM

Party Boy:
/Don Francisco es chileno


And hasn't learned a lick of English in all this time.

--Carlos V.
 
2012-09-08 09:56:52 PM
Sense. This thread whole makes none.
 
2012-09-08 10:00:32 PM
Why is Spanish punctuation like that?
Were they anticipating having their documents parsed by computer?
 
2012-09-08 10:03:28 PM
Told you so.

www.iomoon.com

Panama really was the better choice! 

/Image is hot like Momotombo
 
2012-09-08 10:08:22 PM
That headline was not scary in the least little bit. That of course is why I don't live in Mexico, and we keep the messikens out of this country, so I don't have to look at chicken scratch and try to figure out it's meaning.
 
2012-09-08 10:17:58 PM

wrenchboy: Sense. This thread whole makes none.


HOW DARE YOU TRY TO USE LOGIC ON FARK. YOU'RE A MONSTER, SIR. A MONSTER.
 
2012-09-08 10:22:53 PM
Apacigua* not Apaciguar. Apaciguar is the unconjugated form.

Sorry, I'm even a grammar nahtzee in other languages :(
 
2012-09-08 10:30:00 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: KingoftheCheese: If I wanted my headlines in Mexican, I'd go read Periodicos Mexicano.

 
2012-09-08 10:44:38 PM
I'm surprised the volcano belched out both the ash cloud and the residents evacuated. You'd think they wouldn't have been evacuated into the volcano.
 
2012-09-08 10:54:10 PM

skinink: In honor of the Spanish headline, I give you... UNIVISION'S FERNANDA TAPIA!
[i2.listal.com image 600x450]


I'll take two, please.
 
2012-09-08 10:56:57 PM
Nicaragua, please!
 
2012-09-08 11:11:11 PM
"Say hello to my little friend!"
 
2012-09-08 11:25:34 PM
Was the volcano near Lake Titicaca, Nicaragua?

upload.wikimedia.org

/ARE YOU THREATENING ME?!
//You will not like it when The Almighty Bunghole erupts!
 
2012-09-08 11:27:00 PM

Okieboy: Is it just me or does it seem like there's been a shiat-load of earthquakes, volcanoes erupting, and crazy weather stuff happening lately?


It's your fundamental misunderstanding of natural, random distribution.
In a random distribution you would expect clumping.
Evenly spaced events (heads-tails-heads-tails-heads-tails-heads-tails-heads-tails) would not be random.
 
2012-09-08 11:28:37 PM

TKOtheKDR: Apacigua* not Apaciguar. Apaciguar is the unconjugated form.


Civilized languages have done away with conjugation.
 
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