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2012-09-08 05:24:49 PM
Uh, tofu-wrapped flamingo?

Spinach-wrapped wombat?

Shrink-wrapped trampoline?



/goin nowhere with this
 
2012-09-08 06:24:16 PM
Sounds gross. Enjoy bacon as bacon. Trust me, its good enough on it's own.
 
2012-09-08 07:13:26 PM
Sounds gross, but I like sushi and I like bacon. Maybe it's raw bacon.... Lemme look

*click*

Ermahgerd

*close tab*

Oh, another article written by a retard. Never mind.
 
2012-09-08 07:19:34 PM
Meh.

It's not sushi. It's bacon wrapped around risotto, arranged to resemble sushi. Tasty, I'm sure.
 
2012-09-08 07:21:04 PM
lel BACON!!! so RANDUM XD
i LUUUUURRVVVE BACON SOOOOO MCUH! its like teh BEST food EVAR N DA HISTORY OF DA HOLE WORLD wut u don't like bacon??????? :,( OK wutEVER HATER LOL XDDDDDDDDDDDD
 
2012-09-08 07:37:04 PM

rustypouch: Meh.

It's not sushi. It's bacon wrapped around risotto, arranged to resemble sushi. Tasty, I'm sure.


Seems like it wouldn't be too hard to adapt it to regular sushi. Just put the bacon on one side or the other of the seaweed sheet and make the sushi as usual.
 
2012-09-08 07:44:36 PM
 
2012-09-08 07:50:28 PM
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"Farkin' A!"
 
2012-09-08 08:02:47 PM
i277.photobucket.com

Just stick to the classic: Spam Sushi (aka: Spam Musubi).
 
2012-09-08 08:02:48 PM
That's not sushi.
 
2012-09-08 08:24:07 PM

SoothinglyDeranged: That's not sushi.

 
2012-09-08 08:36:59 PM
"CHICKEN SUSHI?!? Ai, baka yoro!"
/Obscure?
 
2012-09-08 08:42:37 PM
FTFA: Ermahgerd

Idiotic meme is idiotic.
 
2012-09-08 08:52:09 PM
I've had bacon wrapped salmon, cooked on a grill. It was delicious.
 
2012-09-08 08:55:11 PM
there arent actually any rules to sushi other than the rice. it's just finger food. the stuff originated because in those regions, before refrigeration, fresh fish would be shipped in rice because if its hygroscopic properties.

folks just started to eat the fish along with the wrapper it came in.

how ever, the thing in the article looks icky despite my love of bacon and/or sushi.
 
2012-09-08 08:59:34 PM

quizzical: I've had bacon wrapped salmon, cooked on a grill. It was delicious.


Bacon wrapped scallops off the grill blows that mess out of the water ;)
 
2012-09-08 09:06:13 PM

Cerebral Knievel: quizzical: I've had bacon wrapped salmon, cooked on a grill. It was delicious.

Bacon wrapped scallops off the grill blows that mess out of the water ;)


Standard Super Bowl halftime food here.
 
2012-09-08 09:08:22 PM

ScreamingHangover: [i277.photobucket.com image 638x478]

Just stick to the classic: Spam Sushi (aka: Spam Musubi).


I'm making musubi tomorrow!
I hate to be a food snob but calling that sloppy mess ITA sushi is like calling a toddler's scrawl calligraphy.
 
2012-09-08 09:56:22 PM

John Buck 41: Cerebral Knievel: quizzical: I've had bacon wrapped salmon, cooked on a grill. It was delicious.

Bacon wrapped scallops off the grill blows that mess out of the water ;)

Standard Super Bowl halftime food here.


I don;t require a petty excuse like the super sports ball bowl party to indulge in such goodness, I simply choose.. Tuesday.
 
2012-09-08 09:57:32 PM
"Uh, Bacon-wrapped sushi?"
What does Ms. Piggy's snatch smell like?
 
2012-09-08 10:06:42 PM

Cerebral Knievel: John Buck 41: Cerebral Knievel: quizzical: I've had bacon wrapped salmon, cooked on a grill. It was delicious.

Bacon wrapped scallops off the grill blows that mess out of the water ;)

Standard Super Bowl halftime food here.

I don;t require a petty excuse like the super sports ball bowl party to indulge in such goodness, I simply choose.. Tuesday.


Well...ok. Bacon-wrapped scallops on SB Sunday is a nice change for me as I have steak or lobster the other 364 days of the year.
 
2012-09-08 10:17:05 PM

John Buck 41: Cerebral Knievel: John Buck 41: Cerebral Knievel: quizzical: I've had bacon wrapped salmon, cooked on a grill. It was delicious.

Bacon wrapped scallops off the grill blows that mess out of the water ;)

Standard Super Bowl halftime food here.

I don;t require a petty excuse like the super sports ball bowl party to indulge in such goodness, I simply choose.. Tuesday.

Well...ok. Bacon-wrapped scallops on SB Sunday is a nice change for me as I have steak or lobster the other 364 days of the year.


oh I understand, it is a nice change of pace. when one is entertaining, its nice to show off, but its good to keep things simple the rest of the time.
 
2012-09-08 11:24:36 PM
Not really sushi. More like arancini
 
2012-09-09 12:50:37 AM
That's not sushi.

You could make bacon-wrapped sushi, though. Par-fry the bacon, then form each strip into a ring, stand it on its end, and bake in the oven until crispy. Then make a normal sushi, being careful so that the diameter of the sushi fits snugly inside the bacon rings.

I can't imagine what to fill it with, though. Maybe uni and tuna cheek with avocado?
 
2012-09-09 12:53:20 AM

rocky_howard: FTFA: Ermahgerd

Idiotic meme is idiotic.


Thank god I'm not the only one whe thinks that stupid meme is stupid.
 
2012-09-09 01:55:30 AM
I'm gonna beer batter and deep fry some bacon. Because... fark it, if we're going to die from a food meme, we're going to do it right.

/I'm gonna sprinkle cinnamon sugar on it, call it a man-churro.
 
2012-09-09 01:58:28 AM
Well, so much for my idea of opening up a chain of sushi restaurants in Iran....
 
2012-09-09 02:45:18 AM
A = f * e^b

A = total units of awesome food has after bacon,
f = units of awesome food has without bacon,
e = Euler's constant,
b = units of bacon
 
2012-09-09 04:07:44 AM
My girlfriend has been making me bacon sushi for a while. Not bacon-wrapped, but she'll put a slice of bacon inside a roll along with tuna, cucumber, or whatever else. So it's normal sushi, but with bacon inside, because that shiat is good.

She really loves me. I can tell.
 
2012-09-09 04:39:54 AM

SoothinglyDeranged: That's not sushi.


fusillade762: SoothinglyDeranged: That's not sushi.


whatshisname: Not really sushi. More like arancini


HotWingAgenda: That's not sushi.


But... is it sushi?

/just needs some vinegar in the rice
 
2012-09-09 05:16:05 AM

mauro7inf: My girlfriend has been making me bacon sushi for a while. Not bacon-wrapped, but she'll put a slice of bacon inside a roll along with tuna, cucumber, or whatever else. So it's normal sushi, but with bacon inside, because that shiat is good.

She really loves me. I can tell.


Try BLT sushi with wasabi mayo... Just go light on the rice cause it can drown out the flavors.

/Hungry.
 
2012-09-09 06:37:54 AM

allegedman: This recipe is better for Sushia


there's nothing sushi nor (definitely not) black metal about vegan. Absence of bacon given the conversation make it even that more pathetic in it's greatest potential.
 
2012-09-09 11:25:48 AM
I don't know... Rolling the fillings up in the bacon and then re-baking it will make it tough to crisp the bacon (it'll be steamed on the inside by the fillings), and the bacon may release additional fat into the filling.
I propose pre-forming the bacon rolls: wrap raw bacon around an appropriate sized tube, such as a large diameter pyrex test tube, and seal the bacon to itself using a bit of Activa RM (transglutimase). Wrap it tightly in saran wrap to cure for an hour in the fridge, and then remove the saran and place the bacon+tube onto a baking sheet and bake until crispy, rolling it every few minutes to expose all sides.

Once crispy, you could just slide the tube out and you'd have perfect bacon rings, which you could then pipe or spoon your filling into.
 
2012-09-10 03:28:41 AM

mauro7inf: My girlfriend has been making me bacon sushi for a while. Not bacon-wrapped, but she'll put a slice of bacon inside a roll along with tuna, cucumber, or whatever else. So it's normal sushi, but with bacon inside, because that shiat is good.

She really loves me. I can tell.


Try a Philly Roll: a sushi wrap with cream cheese and smoked salmon.
 
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