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(Daily Mail)   Smoking hot 29-year-old beauty editor: "Adderall is the devil. It ruined my life" (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 167
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2012-09-08 03:27:26 PM  
But it was prescribed by a doctor!

Drugs prescribed by doctors are never bad! It's only that dirty, evil, untaxed stuff like Marijuana that are bad drugs!
 
2012-09-08 03:33:31 PM  
Sounds like a personal problem to me.
 
2012-09-08 03:49:43 PM  
Vapid AW with an addictive personality? Well that's a new one.
 
2012-09-08 03:52:02 PM  
Marnell's essay in response to the death of Whitney Houston is perhaps the most honest discussion of recreational drug use and also the most heartfelt eulogy published for Houston.
 
2012-09-08 03:55:12 PM  
"Ms Marnell's anti-social habits have destroyed personal and professional relationships"

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2012-09-08 04:12:05 PM  
Her eyes are too far apart and the lower half of her head is too small.

FAIL subby. Makeup does not a hottie make.
 
2012-09-08 04:35:02 PM  
FTA: she spends most of her time high on illegal substances such as cocaine, pot and pills.

But it's Adderall that ruined her life.
 
2012-09-08 04:39:58 PM  
She looks so happy in all her pics though.
 
2012-09-08 05:18:05 PM  
Adderal isn't the problem, your susceptibility to addiction/lack of willpower is.
 
2012-09-08 05:25:14 PM  
Gee.. It's like there's a downside to medicating our kids with drug classes only a few (if more than one) differences away from methamphetamine..
 
2012-09-08 05:27:56 PM  

Ennuipoet: FTA: she spends most of her time high on illegal substances such as cocaine, pot and pills.

But it's Adderall that ruined her life.


I told you, Adderall is a gateway drug.

In fact, all drugs are gateway drugs.
 
2012-09-08 05:28:19 PM  
instead of treating my ADHD, stimulants just tend to make me want to have sex.

a drive i normally don't have
 
2012-09-08 05:28:37 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Adderal isn't the problem, your susceptibility to addiction/lack of willpower is.


Wish I could "Smart" vote this a thousand times. I had to get my doctor to give me a lower prescription dose of Concerta after I couldn't sleep more than 4-5 hours a night, had weird dreams, and pulled an all-nighter out of sheer nerves/agitation. The lower dose is almost perfect, although I still sleep more like 6-7 hours max instead of my past 8-9. I don't actually like taking any of the meds for ADD but I was spending too much time on... Fark... hmm. Well, and other websites.

/downtime right now
//I swear
 
2012-09-08 05:29:46 PM  
I think that shiat messed up my ex bad. Horror story with no winners.
 
2012-09-08 05:29:49 PM  

ZoeNekros: Ennuipoet: FTA: she spends most of her time high on illegal substances such as cocaine, pot and pills.

But it's Adderall that ruined her life.

I told you, Adderall is a gateway drug.

In fact, all drugs are gateway drugs.


Oh God, I just took some Dayquil.
 
2012-09-08 05:30:09 PM  
Well, you could have just stopped taking it. Oh, you couldn't? You had to subject yourself to years of torment from the evil adderall and you had no say? Poor baby.
 
2012-09-08 05:30:18 PM  
I am sorry to hear that. For my part, adderall gave me back my life. Prescribed by a doctor.
 
2012-09-08 05:31:19 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Adderal isn't the problem, your susceptibility to addiction/lack of willpower is.


Guns don't kill people. People kill people.
 
2012-09-08 05:31:33 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: instead of treating my ADHD, stimulants just tend to make me want to have sex.

a drive i normally don't have


It's kind of the opposite for me.
 
2012-09-08 05:31:46 PM  
No Annie from Community (Alison Brie) pictures?

F*ck you, Fark.
 
2012-09-08 05:31:59 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: But it was prescribed by a doctor!

Drugs prescribed by doctors are never bad! It's only that dirty, evil, untaxed stuff like Marijuana that are bad drugs!


Please, psychiatrists aren't doctors. They're med students who faint at the sight of blood.
 
2012-09-08 05:35:47 PM  
Working on a college campus must have altered my aesthetic sensibilities.

That girl is by no means "smoking hot."
 
2012-09-08 05:37:31 PM  
Her dad prescribed it for her? Im not a doctor, but im pretty sure prescribing controlled meds to your own kids is against the law.
 
2012-09-08 05:38:45 PM  
I'm only addicted to gateways.
 
2012-09-08 05:38:51 PM  
My kid was bouncing off the walls so I signed him up for karate, football, AND baseball. Now he sits in class and pays attention.. A lot better than ADHD medicine. It's called fresh air and activity bad parenting drug pushers.
 
2012-09-08 05:39:26 PM  

ladyfortuna: Jon iz teh kewl:

instead of treating my ADHD, stimulants just tend to make me want to have sex.

a drive i normally don't have

It's kind of the opposite for me.


Have you seen lovely Lexington, KY?
 
2012-09-08 05:40:15 PM  

IAmRight: No Annie from Community (Alison Brie) pictures?

F*ck you, Fark.


25.media.tumblr.com

www.esquire.com

/was thinking the same thing
 
2012-09-08 05:42:32 PM  
Cat? We're supposed to believe your parents named you Cat? Knock it the hell off. One of the girls in my HS graduating class is named Laurie. She pops up on Facebook 100 years later telling everyone her name is Cat. sure Laurie sure, whatever you say. Stupid biatches.

/Meet my son, Dog.
 
2012-09-08 05:42:43 PM  

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: ZoeNekros: Ennuipoet: FTA: she spends most of her time high on illegal substances such as cocaine, pot and pills.

But it's Adderall that ruined her life.

I told you, Adderall is a gateway drug.

In fact, all drugs are gateway drugs.

Oh God, I just took some Dayquil.


Oh thanks a lot! Mentioning DayQuil is a gateway drug.
 
2012-09-08 05:43:26 PM  
I'd like to get her hooked on my c**K

/my crak
//I sell really good crak. I just spell it funny
 
2012-09-08 05:44:21 PM  

gadian: Well, you could have just stopped taking it. Oh, you couldn't? You had to subject yourself to years of torment from the evil adderall and you had no say? Poor baby.


I hope you get addicted.
 
2012-09-08 05:45:47 PM  
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Uh. No thanks.
 
2012-09-08 05:46:20 PM  
Sitting around popping pills "I'm not a junkie, I'm not an addict" snorts a line of coke and smokes a joint.

Whatver, this is a joke of an article. She's "not ready" to stop this yet she's ruined her life and at the same time doesn't want to die of an OD.

I was doing lots of drugs at one point in my life where I just didn't feel like stopping too... why didn't I get a news article?
 
2012-09-08 05:47:42 PM  

Johnny Bananapeel: Marnell's essay in response to the death of Whitney Houston is perhaps the most honest discussion of recreational drug use and also the most heartfelt eulogy published for Houston.


Thanks. That was a good read.
 
2012-09-08 05:47:51 PM  
I take Zoloft and it randomly makes me feel like I'm mildly tripping balls but you don't see me running out and the purple flavored cat external folder gum wrapper in the AT H0 Z S7=45 S0=0 Q0 V1 E0 &C0 X4
 
2012-09-08 05:49:57 PM  

styckx: I take Zoloft and it randomly makes me feel like I'm mildly tripping balls but you don't see me running out and the purple flavored cat external folder gum wrapper in the AT H0 Z S7=45 S0=0 Q0 V1 E0 &C0 X4


so stop taking it??
 
2012-09-08 05:51:31 PM  

PartTimeBuddha: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Adderal isn't the problem, your susceptibility to addiction/lack of willpower is.

Guns don't kill people. People kill people.


Aww, someone who's only able to form thoughts in bumper sticker platitudes. How cute.

/shut up and fish!
 
2012-09-08 05:52:21 PM  
"Take this pill, you'll be able to get work done."

"But what if I need to do work, and I don't have any pills?"

"Well, you could always try to make yourself a better person through hard work and rigorous training, or you can just stockpile more pills!"
 
2012-09-08 05:53:32 PM  

styckx: I take Zoloft and it randomly makes me feel like I'm mildly tripping balls but you don't see me running out and the purple flavored cat external folder gum wrapper in the AT H0 Z S7=45 S0=0 Q0 V1 E0 &C0 X4


FYI, your modem is leaking onto the interwebs.
 
2012-09-08 05:54:08 PM  
Mixing multiple stimulants and depressants. What a lovely way to not wake up in the morning...
 
2012-09-08 05:54:21 PM  
I'd no idea that Jayma Mays was struggling with such demons....
 
2012-09-08 05:55:18 PM  
"'My dad prescribed me Adderall and gave me my first sleeping pill when I was 12. Adderall is the devil. It ruined my life."

No your Daddy ruined your life by prescribing you sleeping pills so you wouldn't remember his nightly visits then Adderall so you wouldn't be a zombie in the morning.
 
2012-09-08 05:55:25 PM  

fluffy2097: Mixing multiple stimulants and depressants. What a lovely way to not wake up in the morning...


Don't knock till you try it honey.
 
2012-09-08 05:55:28 PM  

xynix: My kid was bouncing off the walls so I signed him up for karate, football, AND baseball. Now he sits in class and pays attention.. A lot better than ADHD medicine. It's called fresh air and activity bad parenting drug pushers.


I am 29 and running and krav maga have calmed my big ass down tremendously. Beer too.
 
2012-09-08 05:56:06 PM  
She looks like an over-privileged attention whore. She uses her looks, and being so skinny, to get by in life. No one ever calls her on her shiat, cause all the guys want to be with her, and her looks skate her through life.

Thus she can get away with being a drugged-up, self-centered, lazy bi-atch who only thinks of herself, and who gets chance after chance...and can live a non-stop party lifestyle...because she has no responsibility and everything gets handed to her.

The jobs she's had? All based on her looks.

When her looks start to go, then...and only then...will introspection start to take place. Only then will she be forced to change and grow.

She has the easy/party lifestyle. That's what she can't give up. Cause it would force her to rely on something other than her looks...

...and she really doesn't have anything else.
 
2012-09-08 05:57:34 PM  
Oh...and notice how, in every statement she made, she always blamed something outside herself?

Zero introspection.
 
2012-09-08 05:57:54 PM  
www.destination360.com 

Getting mega-kick.
 
2012-09-08 05:58:29 PM  
Who cares? There are tons of addicts in the world.
Some sort of pernicious publicity push perhaps?
 
2012-09-08 05:58:31 PM  

anuran: I am sorry to hear that. For my part, adderall gave me back my life. Prescribed by a doctor.


Same here. One pill lasts almost exactly four hours for me, so taking one right before getting to work and then another one during lunch makes a world of difference.

Only two side effects for me are dry mouth and sucking/biting my right cheek.
 
2012-09-08 05:58:55 PM  
It's people who get sanctimoniously puffed up about stopping doing something that bothers me.

On one of my infrequent forays onto OK Cupid I saw this listing for a 43 year old who described herself as an "18 years clean drug addict." A clean addict? After 18 years can't she describe herself as an ex-addict, or better yet as something else entirely? You've got to be boring and vapid if the most important thing about you is being "drug-free" for 18 years. And she doesn't even drink so she's no use to me. (Sorry but if I'm drunk it's better if you're drunk too.)

I had my last cigarette in 2000, haven't been institutionalized since 1992, quit writing poetry in the mid-'80s, and haven't struck anybody in anger since sometime in 1984. So I'm a recovering smoker/ ex-inpatient/ retired poet/ formerly violent Internet newt. Having stopped doing all those things makes me the most special thing you've ever seen, right? If I could remember the last time I ate a booger I'd list that too. (Was it in middle school or the middle of last week?)

As for chicks who use drugs, as long as they ain't stealing from me or trying to set me up to avoid going to jail for her own farkups I don't care. There's nothing wrong with having a bad habit you can manage and afford. And chicks who use drugs are usually more fun than chicks who don't, though one of the reasons people use "substances" to excess is that without them they're deadly dull. (I sure am.) And drunk chicks are the best: by the way, I've stil got some Old Grand-Dad left and my calendar has some empty spaces.
 
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