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(Telegraph)   Ever wonder what it was like for Helen Keller to spend two years in an attic? There's an app for that   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 61
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2012-09-08 03:21:35 PM
It couldn't be any worse than when she crashed her plane in the ocean.
 
2012-09-08 03:26:24 PM
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2012-09-08 03:39:04 PM
When I went through Anne Frank's house while in Amsterdam, I was freaked out at the condition of the tight spaces at which the family had to hide in.


/that, or eating space cakes in the the morning before going to museums is just wrong!
 
2012-09-08 04:02:46 PM
You guys are mean.
 
2012-09-08 04:04:54 PM
Came for the Anne Frank...
leaving with a train full of Jews to Auschwitz.

Window seat please, non-smoking section...away from the chimneys.
 
2012-09-08 04:10:10 PM
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2012-09-08 05:44:38 PM
Anne Frank was kind of hot.
 
2012-09-08 05:47:24 PM
Heh. Kidnapster..
 
2012-09-08 05:56:06 PM
So, an app for those that live in their their parent's basement?

How appropriate.
 
2012-09-08 06:08:52 PM
Very funny, subby. But as it turns out, I'm in the process of actually creating a "Spend a Day in the Life of Helen Keller" app.

Here's a screenshot:
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-09-08 06:45:40 PM

KingoftheCheese: Anne Frank was kind of hot.


Especially after they put her in ther ov-, I can't even finish that.

Window seat, kosher meal, and the movie better not have Katherine Heigl.
 
2012-09-08 06:48:53 PM
Damn those Germans for what they did to poor Helen. That and Pearl Harbor.
 
2012-09-08 07:04:37 PM

Dahnkster: Came for the Anne Frank...
leaving with a train full of Jews to Auschwitz.

Window seat please, non-smoking section...away from the chimneys.


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♫ Take the last train to Auschwitz,
And I'll meet you at the station ♫
 
2012-09-08 07:11:54 PM
I always wanted to do a fake time-delayed Twitter Account of Anne Frank. i.e. start on June 12 2012 and post tweets about each day's events as if they were tweeted by Anne as they were happening 70 years ago.
"omg, Nazis are so mean."
"oh shiat, forgot to mute my phone. Nazis heard me playing Angry Birds."
"Hey guys, what should I name my dog?"
 
2012-09-08 07:28:31 PM
I always wondered what was so bad about the attic.

I mean, if you can't see or hear, everywhere is pretty much the same.
 
2012-09-08 07:29:04 PM

serial_crusher: "oh shiat, forgot to mute my phone. Nazis heard me playing Angry Birds."


Anne Frank is now mayor of Bergen-Belsen on Foursquare
 
2012-09-08 07:51:42 PM

farkeruk: serial_crusher: "oh shiat, forgot to mute my phone. Nazis heard me playing Angry Birds."

Anne Frank is now mayor of Bergen-Belsen on Foursquare


Of course, if you play the Nazis in JewVille, the object is NOT to feed your "crops".

/the view is lovely from this seat
 
2012-09-08 07:53:36 PM
i think it is incredible she was able to build that plane in an attic.
 
2012-09-08 08:00:11 PM
Well played, subby. Well played.

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2012-09-08 08:27:58 PM
The whole Anne Frank/Helen Keller meme has become so pervasive that I didn't even blink twice when I read the headline, and made the substitution. Then the pic with the actual name "Anne Frank" appeared and I thought it was wrong. I spent a good 10 seconds trying to remember which was which.

/csb
 
2012-09-08 08:55:09 PM
I love her song "I Am Woman."
 
2012-09-08 09:30:18 PM
This was never funny to begin with. Subtard has shiat for brains.
 
2012-09-08 09:44:47 PM
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You read my diary YAY!!!!!
 
2012-09-08 10:13:39 PM
The app ends after you unlock the drum pad.
 
2012-09-08 10:16:04 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: This was never funny to begin with. Subtard has shiat for brains.


Like Austr(al)ia, the funny isn't in confusing the two, it's the newbies that post corrections in the threads.

/shiat for brains and a greenlight
 
2012-09-08 10:32:05 PM
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Spent two years searching for Anne - didn't know she was blind.
 
2012-09-08 10:32:49 PM
Am I the only only who thinks this meme was never funny?
 
2012-09-08 10:36:34 PM
When reached for a comment on this new app Helen replied "MHMMHGARGRG RGRASAS SAALLALLASTY MHHHMMUMUMUMU"
 
2012-09-08 10:50:39 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: This was never funny to begin with. Subtard has shiat for brains.


You sound Deaf, dumb, and blind, you just keep on pretending. That everyone's expendable and no-one has a real friend.
 
2012-09-08 11:14:16 PM
Somebody told a story of going to the play 'The anne frank story'
The actress that played Anne Frank was so bad, that when the Germans
came for her everybody in the audience yelled out she was in the attic.
 
2012-09-08 11:21:30 PM

Owangotang: When reached for a comment on this new app Helen replied "MHMMHGARGRG RGRASAS SAALLALLASTY MHHHMMUMUMUMU"


That's how she calls her dog, right?
 
2012-09-08 11:37:11 PM

Bith Set Me Up: Am I the only only who thinks this meme was never funny?


See five posts above your original post.
 
2012-09-08 11:37:56 PM

W.C.fields forever: everybody in the audience yelled out she was in the attic.


Probably apocryphal, but the actress in the legend was Pia Zadora
 
2012-09-08 11:45:16 PM
Wait a minute, isn't this the crazy chick that took an axe and gave her mother forty whacks, then when she saw what she had done, she gave her father forty-one?
 
2012-09-08 11:51:02 PM

ongbok: Wait a minute, isn't this the crazy chick that took an axe and gave her mother forty whacks, then when she saw what she had done, she gave her father forty-one?


The app is just a re-skinned version of Fruit Ninja.
 
2012-09-08 11:52:17 PM

Mr. Potatoass: Dahnkster: Came for the Anne Frank...
leaving with a train full of Jews to Auschwitz.

Window seat please, non-smoking section...away from the chimneys.

[rexcurry.net image 204x189][rexcurry.net image 204x189]
[rexcurry.net image 204x189][rexcurry.net image 204x189] 

♫ Take the last train to Auschwitz,
And I'll meet you at the station ♫


♫Hey, hey, we're the Nazis
And people say we Nazi around♫
 
2012-09-08 11:55:57 PM
No thanks. When I need to know about being stuck in a small area of the house, R. Kelly's my man.
 
2012-09-09 12:02:33 AM
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Germans?

Leave him alone, he's on a roll.
 
2012-09-09 12:07:25 AM

ongbok: Wait a minute, isn't this the crazy chick that took an axe and gave her mother forty whacks, then when she saw what she had done, she gave her father forty-one?


No, you're thinking of Elizabeth Montgomery
 
2012-09-09 12:26:55 AM
Already going to hell so.....
What did the Nazi say to the black Jew?
Get to the back of the oven!
 
2012-09-09 12:58:34 AM

Bith Set Me Up: Am I the only only who thinks this meme was never funny?


Am I the only one who thinks it's amazing that a blind girl could run the underground railroad though an attic in Germany, rescuing thousands of slaves from the Nazis, all while lost somewhere in the pacific ocean?
 
2012-09-09 01:31:53 AM

Bith Set Me Up: Am I the only only who thinks this meme was never funny?


You may be the only one. Or there could be more. IMO Anne Frank could see it's funny.
 
2012-09-09 01:59:55 AM

Uzzah: Very funny, subby. But as it turns out, I'm in the process of actually creating a "Spend a Day in the Life of Helen Keller" app.

Here's a screenshot:
upload.wikimedia.org


I see you included sound, too.
 
2012-09-09 02:06:16 AM
upload.wikimedia.org

Now animated for your pleasure.
 
2012-09-09 02:35:26 AM

jaytkay: ongbok: Wait a minute, isn't this the crazy chick that took an axe and gave her mother forty whacks, then when she saw what she had done, she gave her father forty-one?

No, you're thinking of Elizabeth Montgomery


No, no, no. You're thinking of Barbara Feldon.
 
2012-09-09 03:22:05 AM

EnderX: [cinemafanatic.files.wordpress.com image 500x272]


Germans?

Leave him alone, he's on a roll.


Forget it, he's rolling. 

/Food fight!
 
2012-09-09 06:43:56 AM
lol, jews.
 
2012-09-09 07:37:01 AM

Neondistraction: jaytkay: ongbok: Wait a minute, isn't this the crazy chick that took an axe and gave her mother forty whacks, then when she saw what she had done, she gave her father forty-one?

No, you're thinking of Elizabeth Montgomery

No, no, no. You're thinking of Barbara Feldon.


Hardly. You're thinking of Marty Feldman.
 
2012-09-09 07:51:01 AM

Gulper Eel: Neondistraction: jaytkay: ongbok: Wait a minute, isn't this the crazy chick that took an axe and gave her mother forty whacks, then when she saw what she had done, she gave her father forty-one?

No, you're thinking of Elizabeth Montgomery

No, no, no. You're thinking of Barbara Feldon.

Hardly. You're thinking of Marty Feldman.


www.nndb.com
 
2012-09-09 12:22:00 PM
White people problems
 
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