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2012-09-08 02:31:35 PM  
Why even ask. She's just gonna' lie to you anyways.
 
2012-09-08 02:32:46 PM  
as many as she wants up to age 20. Then just one for the rest of her life. yup
 
2012-09-08 02:33:30 PM  
All of them
 
2012-09-08 02:35:24 PM  
None. Jesus hates juiced loons.
 
2012-09-08 02:37:34 PM  
As many as are necessary.
 
2012-09-08 02:40:21 PM  
Is this a rhetorical question? Then I'll say 8.
 
2012-09-08 02:42:37 PM  
pleasepleaseplease as many as possible?
 
2012-09-08 02:42:42 PM  
As many as she wants, so long as she has a choice.
 
2012-09-08 02:45:57 PM  
How hot is this hypothetical woman?
 
2012-09-08 03:08:30 PM  
37
 
2012-09-08 03:10:35 PM  
As long as I'm one of 'em, who cares?
 
2012-09-08 03:11:24 PM  
Me.

Other than that, I couldn't care less.
 
2012-09-08 03:15:18 PM  

One Bad Apple: Why even ask. She's just gonna' lie to you anyways.


Sure, but you can always look up in there and count the rings.

craziestgadgets.com
 
2012-09-08 03:16:21 PM  

St_Francis_P: One Bad Apple: Why even ask. She's just gonna' lie to you anyways.

Sure, but you can always look up in there and count the rings.

[craziestgadgets.com image 250x165]


That will only tell me how many MARRIED guys she has banged.
 
2012-09-08 03:23:31 PM  
As long as she's hot and has no social diseases, I don't really care so long as I'm one of them.
 
2012-09-08 03:24:12 PM  
As many as she wants to.
 
2012-09-08 03:30:10 PM  
One. Her husband.

Anything else just screams "whore".
 
2012-09-08 03:40:13 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: 37


In a row?
 
2012-09-08 03:47:23 PM  

King Something: As long as she's hot and has no social diseases, I don't really care so long as I'm one of them.


So, no conservatives?
 
2012-09-08 04:01:10 PM  
Once you go Dahnkster...
you point and laugh.
 
2012-09-08 04:03:18 PM  

KingoftheCheese: One. Her husband.

Anything else just screams "whore".


I know I'm not your mom's husband, and I know I screamed "whore," but that doesn't happen EVERY time.
 
2012-09-08 04:10:13 PM  
A GIS for "giggle boobies" returned this:

i273.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-08 04:16:15 PM  
As many as she deems necessary alleviate any sexual insecurities....
 
2012-09-08 04:17:01 PM  

Apos: As many as she deems to necessary alleviate any sexual insecurities....


Fixed.
 
2012-09-08 04:17:59 PM  

Apos: Apos: As many as she deems to necessary alleviate any sexual insecurities....

Fixed.


Or...not.
 
2012-09-08 04:24:39 PM  

One Bad Apple: Why even ask. She's just gonna' lie to you anyways.


I don't get why people do that. If I am with someone and they ask, I answer honestly. If they're sane people, what I did in the past shouldn't really matter beyond a "huh, I was just curious" sort of conversation. I may come from a slightly different place than a lot of people, though, being that I tend to date people in bands and am in a band myself, so we're not exactly shy about the whole sex thing. (Once, a friend and I tried to make a flow chart of people who dated/hooked up in our little music scene and had to stop because we almost threw up.)
 
2012-09-08 04:29:36 PM  

Beerguy: As many as she wants to.


This is the only correct answer to the question.
 
2012-09-08 04:32:27 PM  

serpent_sky:


I don't get why people do that. .....


..... (Once, a friend and I tried to make a flow chart of people who dated/hooked up in our little music scene and had to stop because we almost threw up.)


Answered your own question didn't you ?


I mostly meant that unless the girl is under oath and hooked up to a polygraph you will never get an accurate answer. Not just through out and out lying but from all the self deception excuses like "Well I don't count those guys because _______"
 
2012-09-08 04:33:40 PM  

MissFeasance: All of them


I didn't necessarily come here to say this, but I'm not complaining that someone did.
 
2012-09-08 04:41:25 PM  
Potato
 
2012-09-08 04:49:40 PM  
If you answer anything other than "I don't care, it's her life", you will be judged for it. Get over your territoriality, men.
 
2012-09-08 04:50:43 PM  
dvdmedia.ign.com

Would argue the definition with you..
 
2012-09-08 04:55:43 PM  
I find fault with the word 'should'. It's entirely up to her.
 
2012-09-08 05:01:11 PM  

One Bad Apple: "Well I don't count those guys because _______"


Yeah, that's the funny one. Some of them literally believe that the only ones they should count are the ones they had a relationship with, or the ones that live in the same city as them, or the ones that called them after.
 
2012-09-08 05:02:46 PM  

jaylectricity: One Bad Apple: "Well I don't count those guys because _______"

Yeah, that's the funny one. Some of them literally believe that the only ones they should count are the ones they had a relationship with, or the ones that live in the same city as them, or the ones that called them after.


Well, then it's not a legitimate sexual encounter. The body has ways of rejecting it,
 
2012-09-08 05:13:18 PM  
That picture looks like the guy is dating a German woman. Americans don't form 2/3 with their fingers like that.

A girl/guy who's had 100 partners before you is unlikely to be satisfied with you forever. So it's not the number that's relevant; it's their fidelity to you.
 
2012-09-08 05:33:31 PM  

One Bad Apple: I mostly meant that unless the girl is under oath and hooked up to a polygraph you will never get an accurate answer. Not just through out and out lying but from all the self deception excuses like "Well I don't count those guys because _______"


Do people really say that? How does one "not count"? I mean, I have definitely had some awful sex in my life, or said "that probably wasn't the best decision I ever made" after the fact (usually because he was way more into me than I was into him and then I had to deal with that) but they count. *shrug* It just seems to me that there is no reason for a grown adult, male or female, to lie about how many people they have had sex with.

I also don't see how the number of partners in the past has any relation on fidelity in a relationship. I'm far from a virgin, but if I am committed to someone, I am committed to someone. That really seems like an odd gauge of whether or not someone will be loyal. I slept with more people than my ex-husband did, but he was the one who cheated on me multiple times.
 
2012-09-08 05:40:35 PM  
i105.photobucket.com

Ah-one
Ah-two
Ah-Three.
[CRUNCH]

...Three.
 
2012-09-08 05:42:27 PM  
 
2012-09-08 05:47:00 PM  

serpent_sky:


Do people really say that?


I have heard that said by several different women when the subject comes up. They tend only to "count" the guys that were long term boyfriends and that one frat guy at that one party "didn't count. No explanation was given. Another didn't count a particular guy when she found out he was married. Her explanation hurt my head enough that I can't recall what twisted logic she used. It is usually stuff like that.


For the record I do not see any correlation between someone's "career high score" and fidelity one way or the other
 
2012-09-08 05:49:11 PM  
As many as she chooses to.
 
2012-09-08 05:50:52 PM  

One Bad Apple: Why even ask? She's just gonna' lie to you anyways.


FTFY
 
2012-09-08 05:52:59 PM  
Depends on if all the other chicks she's banged are hot.

/no one's said this yet?
 
2012-09-08 05:59:01 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-08 06:03:01 PM  

Irving Maimway: Would argue the definition with you..


Try not to suck any dicks on your way to the parking lot

/hey, get back here
 
2012-09-08 06:13:41 PM  

Rincewind53: If you answer anything other than "I don't care, it's her life", you will be judged for it. Get over your territoriality, men.


You're assuming that anyone here made a serious reply.
 
2012-09-08 06:14:36 PM  
img28.imageshack.us

or just enough to not have any regrets.

/has no regrets
//except maybe that one
 
2012-09-08 06:26:33 PM  
I believe it was Abe Lincoln who said, "A woman should sleep with just enough men for her legs to reach the ground."
 
2012-09-08 06:27:23 PM  
Who the fark cares? If she has no STDs and is only going to sleep with me from the point we become monogamous then why the fark should I care?
 
2012-09-08 06:27:41 PM  

Shostie: None. Jesus hates juiced loons.


This is true. I do not approve of juiced loons.
 
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