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(Short List)   If you can't afford one, might as well make it yourself - man builds homemade Lamborghini   (shortlist.com) divider line 28
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6114 clicks; posted to Geek » on 08 Sep 2012 at 4:44 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-09-08 01:51:34 PM  
Transport fertilizer eh? So it is like the real thing.
 
2012-09-08 02:27:17 PM  
"Man welds pieces of scrap metal onto 20 year old Golf, claims it resembles Lamborghini Reventon"

/fixed
 
2012-09-08 02:56:28 PM  
The kindest thing I can say is maybe his Italian is bad, he got Lamborghini confused with lasagna.
 
2012-09-08 04:33:48 PM  
i105.photobucket.com

What ShortList's server might look like.
 
2012-09-08 04:46:47 PM  
Another one of these or is this the same one that's been circulating around the internet since Hamster Dance was under construction?
 
2012-09-08 05:07:32 PM  
 
2012-09-08 05:18:26 PM  

eddievercetti: Better link in case shortlist's server is still farked


"...the young man has spent many hours and almost 60,000 Yuan ($9445) to build his own scissor door equipped Lambo!"

I keep looking for pictures of the finished product. He spent 10 grand on that??
 
2012-09-08 05:30:38 PM  

rhiannon: eddievercetti: Better link in case shortlist's server is still farked

"...the young man has spent many hours and almost 60,000 Yuan ($9445) to build his own scissor door equipped Lambo!"

I keep looking for pictures of the finished product. He spent 10 grand on that??


I'm hoping he paid $9400 for the VW.
 
2012-09-08 05:34:44 PM  
Chinese man rediscovers body kit/counterfeiting, implements poorly. Story at 11.
 
2012-09-08 05:44:31 PM  
That is a completely piece of shiat compared to this:

http://m.jalopnik.com/5065896/hand+made-lamborghini-built-in-basement - finally-sees-light-of-day
 
2012-09-08 05:56:20 PM  
JayLeno will buy it off him.
 
2012-09-08 06:03:29 PM  
Did he build it One Piece at a Time?
 
2012-09-08 06:10:55 PM  

Son of Thunder: Did he build it One Piece at a Time?


Nah, 'cause it cost him 10 grand.
 
2012-09-08 06:16:44 PM  
FFS. If you're gonna do a mid engined golf, DO A MID ENGINED GOLF!

Link
 
2012-09-08 06:18:57 PM  

fatalvenom: That is a completely piece of shiat compared to this:

http://m.jalopnik.com/5065896/hand+made-lamborghini-built-in-basement - finally-sees-light-of-day


I loved his explanation of how he got it out. He said so matter-of-factly, like he does that shiat all the time. I think this car even made it to Jalopnik's "Top Ten One Off Cars".
 
2012-09-08 06:20:49 PM  
Pfffftttt, amateur.

Homemade Tumbler:

www.automopedia.org
 
2012-09-08 07:24:41 PM  
Wish I had a big Mercedes
Then I'd be a killer with the ladies
Drivin' around
Knockin' 'em down
If I had a Lambourghini
Everybody'd want my weenie too
But I'd only do it with you!
 
2012-09-08 07:24:53 PM  
Rather disappointingly, he can't drive the car on the streets because he is unable to get a licence for it.

It's about as well-built as any other Chinese car...

Holy shiat

Just wow

Steering wheel to the head, just incase the accordion action doesn't kill you
 
2012-09-08 08:14:54 PM  
It could use a little duct tape... 

cdn.whitetrashrepairs.com
 
2012-09-08 09:21:17 PM  
wanting to share a strange vehicle a man in EU built I Googled 'hamburger car'. OMG there are a crapload of them. we'll just skip that for now.
 
2012-09-08 09:29:26 PM  

Devolving_Spud: Rather disappointingly, he can't drive the car on the streets because he is unable to get a licence for it.

It's about as well-built as any other Chinese car...

Holy shiat

Just wow

Steering wheel to the head, just incase the accordion action doesn't kill you


Yea, my immediate reaction to that sentence was bull shiat. He just can't afford the bribe money to get his license, or doesn't have enough guanxi(connections).
 
2012-09-08 11:34:47 PM  

Devolving_Spud: Rather disappointingly, he can't drive the car on the streets because he is unable to get a licence for it.

It's about as well-built as any other Chinese car...

Holy shiat

Just wow

Steering wheel to the head, just incase the accordion action doesn't kill you


My personal fave.

I kind of like how the cab just sort of evaporates.
 
2012-09-08 11:35:57 PM  
FTFA:

Rather disappointingly, he can't drive the car on the streets because he is unable to get a licence for it. Instead he now uses it to transport fertiliser.

Sounds like a faithful reproduction to me.
 
2012-09-09 04:32:42 AM  

rohar: FFS. If you're gonna do a mid engined golf, DO A MID ENGINED GOLF!

Link


If you're gonna give a link, MAKE IT INTERESTING!
 
2012-09-09 08:22:51 AM  
 
2012-09-09 08:29:23 AM  
It's certainly no Camaroghini. HAARRRUUUMPH, SIR. Harrumph. 

www.topgear.com
 
2012-09-09 10:06:23 AM  

bob_ross: Transport fertilizer eh? So it is like the real thing.


Well, lambo did start out as a tractor company...

Ed 'Too Tall' Jones: Devolving_Spud: Rather disappointingly, he can't drive the car on the streets because he is unable to get a licence for it.

It's about as well-built as any other Chinese car...

Holy shiat

Just wow

Steering wheel to the head, just incase the accordion action doesn't kill you

My personal fave.

I kind of like how the cab just sort of evaporates.


and as one good click deserved another... the highlight of the 45 min vid at the top of the 'related' list on the left (your link led me to this, so releancy is valid)
 
2012-09-09 10:26:22 AM  

Ed 'Too Tall' Jones: Devolving_Spud: Rather disappointingly, he can't drive the car on the streets because he is unable to get a licence for it.

It's about as well-built as any other Chinese car...

Holy shiat

Just wow

Steering wheel to the head, just incase the accordion action doesn't kill you

My personal fave.

I kind of like how the cab just sort of evaporates.


That is footage of a German VW transporter overloaded and over normal testing speed to calibrate the wall. Plenty of real footage of Chinese cars folding up in normal tests.
 
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