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(Fox News)   Christina Aguilera vs. Britney Spears in prime time? This would have been relevant to my interests if it had taken place in 1999, perhaps in a vat of Jell-O   (foxnews.com) divider line 73
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2012-09-08 01:37:01 PM
Speak for yourself,subby: I'd like to see that happen today. Right now,in fact.
 
2012-09-08 01:45:22 PM

Apos: Speak for yourself,subby: I'd like to see that happen today. Right now,in fact.


What about a hair vs. hair match?

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-08 01:50:56 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Apos: Speak for yourself,subby: I'd like to see that happen today. Right now,in fact.

What about a hair vs. hair match?

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 320x320]


Aaaaaaaah! You are a bastard.
 
2012-09-08 02:14:57 PM
Britney's too crazy, Aguilera is a heavy girl trying to act like she's three sizes smaller and her personality is repugnant.
 
2012-09-08 02:23:27 PM
Fark it, if given the chance I'd still watch those two preen each other like baby kittens. I'm down.
 
2012-09-08 02:29:06 PM
Sometimes I wonder how actors like Denzel Washington do it. No paparazzi clamoring for photos like a bunch of rabid wolves on a piece of fresh meat. I know that staying the hell away from the typical Hollywood hot spots probably does wonders. But you never hear about them unless there are new projects coming out from them, and yet they remain some of the most bankable and reliable people in the industry. Are they just so stubbornly normal that they defy the TMZs to photo them doing something remotely scandulous?
 
2012-09-08 02:33:37 PM

Clutch2013: Sometimes I wonder how actors like Denzel Washington do it. No paparazzi clamoring for photos like a bunch of rabid wolves on a piece of fresh meat. I know that staying the hell away from the typical Hollywood hot spots probably does wonders. But you never hear about them unless there are new projects coming out from them, and yet they remain some of the most bankable and reliable people in the industry. Are they just so stubbornly normal that they defy the TMZs to photo them doing something remotely scandulous?


Denzel Washington isn't a young, stupid, big titted girl.
 
2012-09-08 02:34:54 PM

Clutch2013: Sometimes I wonder how actors like Denzel Washington do it. No paparazzi clamoring for photos like a bunch of rabid wolves on a piece of fresh meat. I know that staying the hell away from the typical Hollywood hot spots probably does wonders. But you never hear about them unless there are new projects coming out from them, and yet they remain some of the most bankable and reliable people in the industry. Are they just so stubbornly normal that they defy the TMZs to photo them doing something remotely scandulous?


Little secret: I would say about 60-70 percent of the pap shots you see, it's the person's management tipping them off to keep their name in the news.

I seriously got into a Twitter fight with Alyssa Milano because I called her out when she was complaining the paparazzi was affecting the health of her baby. I suggested maybe having it outside of the Los Angeles area and she lost her mind.
 
2012-09-08 02:40:16 PM
manatee vs. um....horse what's been ridden hard, put away wet?

/if i'm being completely honest, i've heard better vocals from subby's aunt sheila....
 
2012-09-08 02:41:05 PM
In 1999, that was a rivalry.

In 2012, Aguilera taking on Spears is like Ohio State taking on Bowling Green.
 
2012-09-08 02:44:25 PM

MattyFridays: Clutch2013: Sometimes I wonder how actors like Denzel Washington do it. No paparazzi clamoring for photos like a bunch of rabid wolves on a piece of fresh meat. I know that staying the hell away from the typical Hollywood hot spots probably does wonders. But you never hear about them unless there are new projects coming out from them, and yet they remain some of the most bankable and reliable people in the industry. Are they just so stubbornly normal that they defy the TMZs to photo them doing something remotely scandulous?

Little secret: I would say about 60-70 percent of the pap shots you see, it's the person's management tipping them off to keep their name in the news.

I seriously got into a Twitter fight with Alyssa Milano because I called her out when she was complaining the paparazzi was affecting the health of her baby. I suggested maybe having it outside of the Los Angeles area and she lost her mind.


No snark, no jokes: Do you work in the industry?

(Why, yes, I am new here. Why do you ask?)

To hulk: I suppose there's that. Then again, you have your Christina Hendricks and your Lucy Lawless's and your Rosario Dawson's who, aside from getting photographed more often than usual, don't hit the gossip rags for anything remotely stupid. Of course, you did mention stupid. So...
 
2012-09-08 02:45:09 PM

Gosling: In 1999, that was a rivalry.

In 2012, Aguilera taking on Spears is like Ohio State taking on Bowling Green.


You think Aguilera is hotter now?

This is her from a few weeks ago:

skinnyvscurvy.com

This is Britney in the same time frame:

imalbum.aufeminin.com

I liked Aguilera but she's made some awful style decisions, she's an alcoholic, and she's a biatch behind the scenes. At least Britney has a legitimate excuse.
 
2012-09-08 02:46:41 PM

Clutch2013:

No snark, no jokes: Do you work in the industry?



Used to. Put some time in the radio industry and did some stuff on TV back in the day.
 
2012-09-08 02:47:25 PM
My comparison of a recent pic of Britney didn't post, so:

cdn02.cdn.egotastic.com
 
2012-09-08 02:53:11 PM

MattyFridays: My comparison of a recent pic of Britney didn't post, so:


Aside from the meltdown, I wonder if her case is just one of being in way over her head.

/Am...am I actually starting to white knight Britney Spears? Oh God...
 
2012-09-08 03:03:07 PM
The most likely cause of Britney's downward spiral
www.bittenandbound.com
 
2012-09-08 03:17:22 PM
Britney > Christina..
 
2012-09-08 03:19:25 PM

styckx: Britney > Christina..


Nuh uh.

Christina > Britney.
 
2012-09-08 03:23:06 PM

FirstNationalBastard: styckx: Britney > Christina..

Nuh uh.

Christina > Britney.


Me 8=====> Christina & Britney.
 
2012-09-08 03:25:18 PM
I would mind if Chris Brown hit both of them ...................with his dick
 
2012-09-08 03:28:41 PM

MattyFridays: My comparison of a recent pic of Britney didn't post, so:

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Mmmm fun-size thighs.

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ASCII reenactment does not necessarily represent any person, living or dead, and does not reflect the opinion of the management of FARK.
 
2012-09-08 03:45:02 PM
christina looks like blond snooki. Ew!
 
2012-09-08 03:45:38 PM
Seeing as how they both have terrible taste in men, I can understand why like them.

/Before you go posting "Know how I know your gay?" , let me clarify that yes, they are both attractive. Too many issues for my taste, however.
 
2012-09-08 03:46:01 PM
Not trying to be a white knight or anything, but it seems to me Britney has gotten her shiat together. Sure she had a breakdown a couple of years ago, but it seemed to be therapeutic for her. OTOH, Christina has become a diva queen. She can sing, but there are many others out there just as good or better than her.

/Yes I'd still poke either one
//and not in the Facebook way IYKWIM
 
2012-09-08 03:47:14 PM

Marshal805: Seeing as how they both have terrible taste in men, I can understand why Farker's like them.

/Before you go posting "Know how I know your gay?" , let me clarify that yes, they are both attractive. Too many issues for my taste, however.


Preview is my friend.
 
2012-09-08 03:50:03 PM
 
2012-09-08 03:53:45 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Marshal805: "Know how I know your gay?"

Shouldn't that be spelled y-o-u apostrophe r-e?


Yes. Yes it should.
 
2012-09-08 04:01:38 PM
Non-issue... The Voice is head and shoulders above X-Factor even if both were gone.

/and Adam is dreamy
//or at least he would be if I was gay
 
2012-09-08 04:10:08 PM
i1247.photobucket.com

The way I will always remember Xtina.......Oh god, I will be right back......
 
2012-09-08 04:12:25 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: I wouldn't mind if Chris Brown hit both of them ...................with his dick


FTFM
 
2012-09-08 04:15:27 PM

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: [i1247.photobucket.com image 376x490]

The way I will always remember Xtina.......Oh god, I will be right back......


As a wax figure?
 
2012-09-08 04:17:02 PM

limboslam: Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: [i1247.photobucket.com image 376x490]

The way I will always remember Xtina.......Oh god, I will be right back......

As a wax figure?


As a waxing figure!

/ftfy
 
2012-09-08 05:26:14 PM

MattyFridays: Gosling: In 1999, that was a rivalry.

In 2012, Aguilera taking on Spears is like Ohio State taking on Bowling Green.

You think Aguilera is hotter now?

This is her from a few weeks ago:

[skinnyvscurvy.com image 500x710]

This is Britney in the same time frame:

[imalbum.aufeminin.com image 1x1]

I liked Aguilera but she's made some awful style decisions, she's an alcoholic, and she's a biatch behind the scenes. At least Britney has a legitimate excuse.


Christina looks like Snooki, which makes sense, since they're both Latina.
 
2012-09-08 05:27:34 PM

MattyFridays: My comparison of a recent pic of Britney didn't post, so:

[cdn02.cdn.egotastic.com image 435x580]


Brit Brit's had more surgery/lipo than Christina. Christina gets props for not going the easy route to getting down to an alleged fighting weight.
 
2012-09-08 05:30:07 PM

texdent: The most likely cause of Britney's downward spiral
[www.bittenandbound.com image 458x500]


Wasn't Christina on the other side of that photo?

gothamist.com

yeah.

ibelieveinbritney.files.wordpress.com

/at the height of fake bisexualism
 
2012-09-08 05:30:59 PM
ok that last looks like a shoop, but you know what i mean.
 
2012-09-08 06:54:55 PM

MattyFridays: Clutch2013: Sometimes I wonder how actors like Denzel Washington do it. No paparazzi clamoring for photos like a bunch of rabid wolves on a piece of fresh meat. I know that staying the hell away from the typical Hollywood hot spots probably does wonders. But you never hear about them unless there are new projects coming out from them, and yet they remain some of the most bankable and reliable people in the industry. Are they just so stubbornly normal that they defy the TMZs to photo them doing something remotely scandulous?

Little secret: I would say about 60-70 percent of the pap shots you see, it's the person's management tipping them off to keep their name in the news.

I seriously got into a Twitter fight with Alyssa Milano because I called her out when she was complaining the paparazzi was affecting the health of her baby. I suggested maybe having it outside of the Los Angeles area and she lost her mind.


She's normally pretty cool on Twitter. Master trolololol?
 
2012-09-08 07:05:09 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: texdent: The most likely cause of Britney's downward spiral
[www.bittenandbound.com image 458x500]

Wasn't Christina on the other side of that photo?

[gothamist.com image 202x180]

yeah.

[ibelieveinbritney.files.wordpress.com image 410x364]

/at the height of fake bisexualism


Yes, but at the time I think Britney was still America's sweet heart and her kissing Madonna was more shocking than Christina kissing Madonna.
 
2012-09-08 07:12:22 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: texdent: The most likely cause of Britney's downward spiral
[www.bittenandbound.com image 458x500]

Wasn't Christina on the other side of that photo?

[gothamist.com image 202x180]

yeah.

[ibelieveinbritney.files.wordpress.com image 410x364]

/at the height of fake bisexualism


I always thought it was weird that Mad's kiss with Britney got all the attention.
 
2012-09-08 07:56:48 PM

texdent: The most likely cause of Britney's downward spiral


Yeah, that is pretty harsh, here's from another angle.
hollywooddame.com
 
2012-09-08 08:18:34 PM
ASCII reenactment

i dare you to do that in EBCDIC
 
2012-09-08 08:55:53 PM
I wonder if when Christinawants to get in shape she watches her old videos for inspiration, gets depressed, eats a box of sweet rolls & keeps the cycle going. Seriously, it wasn't that long ago she was still hot and she isn't that old either. Guess being rich and having a kid is a perfect excuse to basically give up on half of what made you rich in the first place.
 
2012-09-08 09:14:32 PM
Weren't they both ~14 in 1999?
 
2012-09-08 09:27:23 PM

sotua: christina looks like blond snooki. Ew!



Tiny fist... shake in your general direction..
 
2012-09-08 09:30:57 PM
Christina's a biatchy diva, Britney's a dumb bell.

I'll take the biatchy diva over the dumb bell ANY day.

/no Federline tracks, either.
 
2012-09-08 09:52:04 PM

DoBeDoBeDo: Weren't they both ~14 in 1999?


Britney Spears: Born: December 2, 1981

Christina Aguilera: Born: December 18, 1980

So, no.
 
2012-09-08 10:01:15 PM
and lady gaga with beat some sense into them with her penis
 
2012-09-08 10:11:13 PM

theurge14:

She's normally pretty cool on Twitter. Master trolololol?



I used to find Alyssa amazingly sexy. After following her for a month on twitter, I was outright disgusted by her. I just find her fake, vapid, and shallow.
 
2012-09-08 10:26:01 PM

Ontos: Fark it, if given the chance I'd still watch those two preen each other like baby kittens. I'm down.


Hell yeah!

gifs.gifbin.com
 
2012-09-08 11:03:06 PM

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: [i1247.photobucket.com image 376x490]

The way I will always remember Xtina.......Oh god, I will be right back......


Someone likes implants...
 
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