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(UPI)   Good news: Toll road between Austin and San Antonio will have the nation's highest posted speed limit of 85 mph. Bad news: All major roads leading out of Texas are still only 55 mph   (upi.com ) divider line
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2012-09-08 05:24:44 AM  
Is it really that hard to write a factually correct headline that pokes fun at Texas, submitter?
 
2012-09-08 09:33:38 AM  
Average speed will be much lower thanks to slowing to pay farking tolls.
 
2012-09-08 10:20:47 AM  

edmo: Average speed will be much lower thanks to slowing to pay farking tolls.


They don't use toll booths anymore, you get a toll tag and drive right through, or you drive right through and they mail you the bill with 20 cents added.
 
2012-09-08 10:37:25 AM  
I'm a Texan and even I think this is a bad idea.
 
2012-09-08 10:46:12 AM  
I wonder if it will be like the NE Sam Houston toll way that's three lanes, flows perfect, and all Easy-tag. Oh, and a traffic cop on every overpass catching speeders going 70mph in the 65mph zone while ignoring people on the adjacent non-tolled beltway going 75mph in a 55mph zone.
 
2012-09-08 10:56:46 AM  
They should build a one way road out of Texas with high speeds.
 
2012-09-08 10:59:58 AM  

UberDave: I wonder if it will be like the NE Sam Houston toll way that's three lanes, flows perfect, and all Easy-tag. Oh, and a traffic cop on every overpass catching speeders going 70mph in the 65mph zone while ignoring people on the adjacent non-tolled beltway going 75mph in a 55mph zone.


It doesn't make it right but I understand why you strictly enforce the roads with higher speed limits. You've already bumped the speed limit to a very high speed, so be happy with it and don't go 95. Also, since they aren't as busy, it's safer for the cop
 
2012-09-08 11:59:41 AM  

UberDave: I wonder if it will be like the NE Sam Houston toll way that's three lanes, flows perfect, and all Easy-tag. Oh, and a traffic cop on every overpass catching speeders going 70mph in the 65mph zone while ignoring people on the adjacent non-tolled beltway going 75mph in a 55mph zone.


I drive that road every day. I assumed they were there to catch people without an EZ Tag mainly. They always seem to be posted a mile past the scanners.

Love EZ Tag. Turned a 45 minute commute into 20 minutes.
 
2012-09-08 12:24:43 PM  
I35 is now a Toll Road?
 
2012-09-08 12:25:42 PM  
Uh, average speedlimit on roads in texas that aren't county/city speedtraps is 70 or 75...
 
2012-09-08 12:27:30 PM  
What's so bad about Texas? Is it the Mexicans?
 
2012-09-08 12:28:24 PM  
Cue the clueless "Texas sucks" masses!

/Austin rocks
 
2012-09-08 12:28:29 PM  
Does the math work like on tge east coast? Limit + 8 or 9?

So, 94mph?

/passes speed traps doing 79 in a 70 all the time
 
2012-09-08 12:29:40 PM  
So they gunna keep killing teenage retards though, right?
 
2012-09-08 12:30:37 PM  
The problem is you have to drive about 20 miles out of your way to get to the damn toll road, which makes it end up taking about the same amount of time. It will be great for driving to Dallas, or anywhere in that direction though.

I doubt anyone will be driving 85 though, the norm is about 95 on the existing parts...
 
2012-09-08 12:33:38 PM  

RickTheVote: "Texas sucks"

/Austin rocks


I've heard that both of these statements are true.
 
2012-09-08 12:35:42 PM  

Just another Heartland Weirdass: So they gunna keep killing teenage retards though, right?


Is there any other type of teenager?
 
2012-09-08 12:36:00 PM  
I once drove through Texas.
 
2012-09-08 12:41:24 PM  

valar_morghulis: I once drove through Texas.


cool story bro
 
2012-09-08 12:41:26 PM  

UberDave: I wonder if it will be like the NE Sam Houston toll way that's three lanes, flows perfect, and all Easy-tag. Oh, and a traffic cop on every overpass catching speeders going 70mph in the 65mph zone while ignoring people on the adjacent non-tolled beltway going 75mph in a 55mph zone.


It's better to write tickets for people you're pretty sure are going to pay.
 
2012-09-08 12:43:22 PM  
Is it too much too ask that they report the price of the toll. (or tell me it hasn't been determined yet.)
 
2012-09-08 12:43:57 PM  

CruJones: The problem is you have to drive about 20 miles out of your way to get to the damn toll road, which makes it end up taking about the same amount of time. It will be great for driving to Dallas, or anywhere in that direction though.

I doubt anyone will be driving 85 though, the norm is about 95 on the existing parts...


This is the problem. They had to raise the speed limit or no one would use it. I'm still not sure how much traffic there wil be. It is a LONG detour.
 
2012-09-08 12:49:25 PM  
fark toll toads.
 
2012-09-08 12:53:29 PM  
It is a long detour, so I don't know if I'll ever really use it. Maybe if 35 is shut down due to an accident or construction. But the detour through Seguin will add 30 minutes at the regular 70-75 speed limit. I'm not sure 85 will make up for that.
 
2012-09-08 12:54:21 PM  
So the actual traffic speed will be 55?
 
2012-09-08 12:55:30 PM  
It accepts North Dallas Toll tags as well, even houston tags i would guess.
 
2012-09-08 12:57:44 PM  
Linking the two best cities in TX together? Sweet.

I lived in West Texas before... Hated it. hated everything about it. It was like King of the Hill with more overt racists.

/This time... San Antonio. I farkin' love this city!
/Alamo Drafthouse... that alone is reason enough to love it here, before the art scene, amazing food, and (thanks to the German heritage) a brewery behind every rock.
/// A quicker connection to Austin? This place just got even better.
 
2012-09-08 01:02:56 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: fark toll toads.


Non- toll roads are socialism.

This is Texas.
 
2012-09-08 01:04:52 PM  
I already use the part of 130 that they built a few years ago, that starts in Buda and ends north of Georgetown. Speed limit is 80, I think, no slowing down for toll booths, and even though it adds a few miles because it goes around Austin it's totally worth it when traffic is bad. There is barely any traffic on it and I breeze on by going mid 80s.

Now if only they'd finish fixing the rest of 35 between Austin and Dallas I'd be happy... and fix Dallas too... grumble...
 
2012-09-08 01:06:50 PM  
I won't be taking it. That would mean bypassing Oma's Haus in New Braunfels for lunch/dinner.
 
2012-09-08 01:09:20 PM  
Before I deployed, I would drive on SH130 at least two or three times a month from Killeen to Austin, sometimes to San Antone. This is one more thing to look forward to when I get back.

The best part about toll roads in Texas are the folks who refuse to drive on them because "I already paid my taxes to pay for that road."
Since I work in metropolitan planning, I try to explain how construction and maintenance costs are managed, but they don't want to hear it. They especially get their hackles up over the fact that it isn't TXDOT that manages this road.
Fine by me, because while they sit smugly in Texas' longest, narrowest parking lot (IH35), I can set the cruise and haul ass down the toll road.

Time is money, and I'd rather spend a couple bucks on tolls when I know I'll be moving along.

/fark MOPAC south of Parmer
//doublefark IH35 between Round Rock and Buda.
 
2012-09-08 01:09:21 PM  
Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out subtard.
 
2012-09-08 01:12:45 PM  
I-10 in west Texas is 85 and has been for a while. I drove out there last year and my truck can't handle it. The fuel gage dropped quickly.

The toll road in Houston is patrolled by bored constables, not busy deputies or officers who are responsible for patrolling the rest of the roads in Houston.

Once this stretch of toll road is finished, you will be able to get from Seguin to Waco without going through Austin. I-35 in Austin is terrible on a good day. If your trip does not require you to go to Austin it is best to avoid it.
 
2012-09-08 01:15:50 PM  
Does this mean that the roads leading into Texas are going to be 85 but as soon as you get to the middle of Texas, they change to 55 as after you get to the middle of the state, any place you travel is going out of the state? So on the roadways going into the state, it is 85 but on the lanes on the other side of the median, going out of the state, the speed limit is 55? Just askin'?
 
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2012-09-08 01:18:11 PM  

deliciousflavor: It accepts North Dallas Toll tags as well, even houston tags i would guess.


Pretty much the same in reverse. Makes it a whole lot easier if I'm in Houston or Dallas.

I live SE of Austin and the only time the tollway makes sense to me is if I'm going to Dallas or to the airport. 130 is pretty much a hell of a detour if you're driving around Austin, but as a bypass to SA from Dallas, it's not too bad. 85 MPH between Georgetown and Seguin (once they get the Mustang Ridge to Seguin route finished) and then 75 on I-10 between Sequin and loop 1604 (East of SA proper) isn't too shabby since hardly anyone actually uses 130 (it travels mostly through farm/ranch country).

Psychologically, hauling ass on a less travelled road feels good. Realistically, you're not saving much in time unless you're driving on a busy travel day (Thanksgiving/Spring Break) when 35 is a parking lot.

Other than that, it's actually fairly useless for the average commuter. They're also talking about raising the toll charges in Januaury while going ahead with going TX-Tag/Mail options only. Speed comes at a premium, unfortunately.

Heard something about the plan to boost I-10/I-20 limit to 85 out in West Texas, which would be cake to those who know that region.
 
2012-09-08 01:19:05 PM  

DrBenway: Is it really that hard to write a factually correct headline that pokes fun at Texas, submitter?


We're not about to allow Fark to be dictated by fact-checkers.
 
2012-09-08 01:20:33 PM  
Toll roads are a scam. They got Rick Perry to basically sell off the state sovereignty to a private company- one from Spain, actually. Now Spain basically owns Texas, contractually they have a LOT of power here.

Remember the whole SCOTUS case about using Eminent Domain to seize land, only to give it to another party? That's what was happening here. The plan relied on it. The toll road company tells the govt what it needs, the govt uses its authority to seize land "for the public good", only to give it to a private toll road company for development. There was never any intent to keep the land for govt use.

The toll company basically told the state what to set the speed limit as. They wanted it much higher than the public-road option. And that was explicitly for sale: $67M for an 80 mph speed limit, $100M for 85 mph. That's what the contract said Cintra would pay for the speed limits.

That's a problem, because the whole principle of speed limits is supposed to be public safety, there is nothing to buy or sell if that's the case. If safety is met at 80 mph, fine, then payment isn't needed, if it's not, then payment should not alter that decision.
 
2012-09-08 01:23:13 PM  

phojo1946: Does this mean that the roads leading into Texas are going to be 85 but as soon as you get to the middle of Texas, they change to 55 as after you get to the middle of the state, any place you travel is going out of the state? So on the roadways going into the state, it is 85 but on the lanes on the other side of the median, going out of the state, the speed limit is 55? Just askin'?


Subby doesn't know what he's talking about. Most State Highways and Farm-to-Market Roads, once you get out of the city limits, are 70 in the daytime, 65 at night. Interstates are the same, again the exception being inside incorporated areas where there is usually enough traffic density to make 70 a bad idea. There's a reason Mrs. Sapper and I have gotten very good at taking the back roads and navigating on the fly.

Really, the whole problem with IH35 is it is the only north-south corridor that connects 3 out of the 4 biggest metropolitan areas in the state. The new toll road as least gives people another option.
 
2012-09-08 01:27:21 PM  
Oznog: Now Spain basically owns Texas

Exaggerate much?

The Spaniards will have to fight through the Mexicans, if it really comes down to this 'sovereignty' you're worried about.
 
2012-09-08 01:34:40 PM  

Just another Heartland Weirdass: So they gunna keep killing teenage retards though, right?


Yeah, but they need to commit murder first
 
2012-09-08 01:35:19 PM  

opiumpoopy: Satanic_Hamster: fark toll toads.

Non- toll roads are socialism.

This is Texas.


I love the toll roads in IL. They're paid for by the tolls, so they're maintained/plowed really well. Construction is always handled pretty well, with the work being done mostly off-peak and in strips they can finish mostly overnight or in a day or two. They just almost doubled the tolls too, which has made the drive a little quicker. And it's money I can see working. It doesn't go into some black hole of deficits and useless "Associate assistant administrator for coordination of local agency relations and community affairs" positions.

Really, I wish the tolls were a bit higher on the trucks at peak times to keep them out of the commuters way. They could pay it, time their drives to miss it, or just take their mandated sleep/nap before getting on.
 
2012-09-08 01:36:33 PM  

DrBenway: Is it really that hard to write a factually correct headline that pokes fun at Texas, submitter?


Subby sound like an out of work resident of the East/West coast or Rust belt stuck driving a mere 70mph at best . Subby also sounds fat
 
2012-09-08 01:38:01 PM  
It's a beautiful idea!

The State generates revenue, the idiots that don't understand physics think it's a great idea with more "fredum" and all, and the insurance companies get to raise their premiums.

It's a wonderful idea if you're rich, powerful, and benefit from said situation, otherwise you're a stupid peasant.
 
2012-09-08 01:43:53 PM  

rudemix: They should build a one way road out of Texas with high speeds.


Don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you...
 
2012-09-08 01:50:42 PM  

pippi longstocking: It's a beautiful idea!

The State generates revenue, the idiots that don't understand physics think it's a great idea with more "fredum" and all, and the insurance companies get to raise their premiums.

It's a wonderful idea if you're rich, powerful, and benefit from said situation, otherwise you're a stupid peasant.


I understand the physics, but people don't understand the engineering and safety standards. Cars were driving 65-75 forty YEARS ago. No crumple zones, no air bags, drum brakes front and rear, poor handing, and they weighed a TON. Most cars now have antilock brakes, airbags, 2 or 4 wheel disk brakes (better ones too), better handling, etc.
Traffic fatality rates are WAY WAY down. I mean WAY down. And they KEEP falling. And this is with speed limits going UP after the oil crisis.

www.washingtonpost.com 

People who complain about this are ninnies. Take out drunks, who likely won't be on a toll-interstate going 85 most of the time, and driving is rediculously safe, even at increasing speeds.

/This is Rosanne Barr, your guide to the world of facts.
 
2012-09-08 01:52:27 PM  
oops, meant to quote the guy talking about "idiots not understanding physics" and safety. It's an engineering problem. The "Physics" of airplanes are worse, by far, even excluding the drop from the sky, and they're safer than any road.
 
2012-09-08 01:54:42 PM  
So the Autobahn is free and has parts with no speed limit (resposible driving required). If the road's that good, why stop at 85.

In reality it will be a 70 mile construction zone with traffic stopped for the hourly ambulance pick up.
 
2012-09-08 01:55:01 PM  
I-10 aleady has long stretches of 80 MPH road now, which just means they raised it up to the flow of everyone trying to get across the state.

Cops in El Paso hang out right at the drop-off and bust folks, so beware.
 
2012-09-08 01:55:36 PM  
This is old news, but still very exciting stuff. I can't wait to knock an hour off my trips to DFW.
 
2012-09-08 02:28:00 PM  
*yawns at your antics over in TX while I drive 95 in our speed-limit 75 interstates in CO in a desperate bid to keep up with traffic*
 
2012-09-08 02:35:37 PM  
Troll road?
 
2012-09-08 02:49:34 PM  

Oznog: Toll roads are a scam. They got Rick Perry to basically sell off the state sovereignty to a private company- one from Spain, actually. Now Spain basically owns Texas, contractually they have a LOT of power here.

Remember the whole SCOTUS case about using Eminent Domain to seize land, only to give it to another party? That's what was happening here. The plan relied on it. The toll road company tells the govt what it needs, the govt uses its authority to seize land "for the public good", only to give it to a private toll road company for development. There was never any intent to keep the land for govt use.

The toll company basically told the state what to set the speed limit as. They wanted it much higher than the public-road option. And that was explicitly for sale: $67M for an 80 mph speed limit, $100M for 85 mph. That's what the contract said Cintra would pay for the speed limits.

That's a problem, because the whole principle of speed limits is supposed to be public safety, there is nothing to buy or sell if that's the case. If safety is met at 80 mph, fine, then payment isn't needed, if it's not, then payment should not alter that decision.


No land has been given to a private company, the state owns the road, not the company. The company designs, builds, finances, operates, and maintains the road. It's a standard PPP model with lots of examples in the US and abroad. Governments like it because it reduces risks and saves/defers costs. The main issues are really with bad contracts, for example in Ontario the contract for the 407ETR toll highway near Toronto has been criticized for its length (99 years) and that associated legislation lets the company deny license plate renewal for unpaid tolls. For Texas, if the state didn't want pressure for increased speed limits, they shouldn't have included it as a bonus in the contract, but I guess they wanted the possibility of extra revenue.
 
2012-09-08 03:16:19 PM  

valar_morghulis: I once drove through Texas.


I once flew into Dallas.

/I still shake to this day
 
2012-09-08 03:18:07 PM  

Jensaarai: I-10 aleady has long stretches of 80 MPH road now, which just means they raised it up to the flow of everyone trying to get across the state.

Cops in El Paso hang out right at the drop-off and bust folks, so beware.


Got pulled over by a TX highway patrol type cop several years ago east of El Paso while helping a truck tractor dealer pick up a couple units in Georgia. Could see their lights WAY back, but I knew they were after us because we were the only car on that stretch. So, just pulled over and waited for them. Of course, since we were two males in a rented car late at night, we were automatically suspected drug runners. After frisking us and doing a quick search of the trunk, they turned us loose with a warning and a "You're in Texas now, so better be good" type spiel. I am sure that being cooperative with them helped. They seemed like cool cops for the most part. Not sure if they still do it, but they had different speed limits for day and night (70/65 I think.) They clocked us at 82 so we were hosed either way.
 
2012-09-08 03:25:46 PM  
The limit may only be 55, but there are a lot of good highways.

Please use them as soon as possible.
 
2012-09-08 03:37:14 PM  

exyankee: It is a long detour, so I don't know if I'll ever really use it. Maybe if 35 is shut down due to an accident or construction. But the detour through Seguin will add 30 minutes at the regular 70-75 speed limit. I'm not sure 85 will make up for that.


Yeah. This would have been awesome when I used to live in Seguin and work in Austin. (Now, it's Austin all the way, baby.) But, for the people who actually live in San Antonio and commute to Austin? It's still a 15 or so minute drive from Seguin to San Antonio city limits, so it's still going to be an hour or so drive.

Still, if you need to hit I-10 from Austin, this road will cut off a lot time spent on back roads.
 
2012-09-08 03:43:38 PM  

destrip: Jensaarai: I-10 aleady has long stretches of 80 MPH road now, which just means they raised it up to the flow of everyone trying to get across the state.

Cops in El Paso hang out right at the drop-off and bust folks, so beware.

Got pulled over by a TX highway patrol type cop several years ago east of El Paso while helping a truck tractor dealer pick up a couple units in Georgia. Could see their lights WAY back, but I knew they were after us because we were the only car on that stretch. So, just pulled over and waited for them. Of course, since we were two males in a rented car late at night, we were automatically suspected drug runners. After frisking us and doing a quick search of the trunk, they turned us loose with a warning and a "You're in Texas now, so better be good" type spiel. I am sure that being cooperative with them helped. They seemed like cool cops for the most part. Not sure if they still do it, but they had different speed limits for day and night (70/65 I think.) They clocked us at 82 so we were hosed either way.


You sound white.
 
2012-09-08 03:58:34 PM  
 
2012-09-08 03:58:45 PM  

GRCooper: Does the math work like on tge east coast? Limit + 8 or 9?

So, 94mph?

/passes speed traps doing 79 in a 70 all the time


Well, if driving on the unlimited parts of the Autobahn is any indication, traffic seems to gravitate towards about 140 kmh (87 mph) in my experience, when there's no actual limit. Now, if only we would also ban trucks from the left lane, this highway would be nearly perfect.
 
2012-09-08 04:20:11 PM  
Just heard the toll for traversing the entire toll road is $11.
 
2012-09-08 04:23:54 PM  
They should make it for all-electric cars only, just to see the reaction.
 
2012-09-08 04:31:53 PM  

DrBenway: Is it really that hard to write a factually correct headline that pokes fun at Texas, submitter?


I think the only thing that submitter cares about is the green.

It would have been better to write the bad news part like "Bad news: Texans will be driving on it" and there wouldn't have been any bullshiat involved.

/Texan
 
2012-09-08 04:46:16 PM  

DrBenway: Is it really that hard to write a factually correct headline that pokes fun at Texas, submitter?


Since when to factually correct headlines get greenlit?
 
2012-09-08 05:06:25 PM  
I was on that Toll road last Sunday leaving my friends house in Round Rock. It's great to get down to 71 for the drive back to Houston.
 
2012-09-08 05:38:06 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: What's so bad about Texas? Is it the Mexicans?


No, the Texans.
 
2012-09-08 05:48:03 PM  
Texas still sucks.
 
2012-09-08 06:02:50 PM  
Terrible idea. I35

alex10294: opiumpoopy: Satanic_Hamster: fark toll toads.

Non- toll roads are socialism.

This is Texas.

I love the toll roads in IL. They're paid for by the tolls, so they're maintained/plowed really well. Construction is always handled pretty well, with the work being done mostly off-peak and in strips they can finish mostly overnight or in a day or two. They just almost doubled the tolls too, which has made the drive a little quicker. And it's money I can see working. It doesn't go into some black hole of deficits and useless "Associate assistant administrator for coordination of local agency relations and community affairs" positions.

Really, I wish the tolls were a bit higher on the trucks at peak times to keep them out of the commuters way. They could pay it, time their drives to miss it, or just take their mandated sleep/nap before getting on.


You're kidding right? Besides how infuriating it is to have to stop every few miles, the actual money taken in by tolls far exceeds the cost to build and maintain the road, so your money does go into some black hole to pay for an assistant administrative assistant.
 
2012-09-08 06:30:12 PM  
How the hell do people get all of these drugs when I can't seem to get any??

/hates wasting 8-10 hours/night on sleep
 
2012-09-08 07:25:39 PM  

super_grass: Texas still sucks.


Yes sir, that is absolutely right! Please STAY OUT and keep all people like yourself out too.

\\ Good riddance.
 
2012-09-08 07:29:36 PM  

Franko: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: What's so bad about Texas? Is it the Mexicans?

No, the Texans.


I thought it was all the Californian immigrants.
 
2012-09-08 11:06:13 PM  

GRCooper: Does the math work like on tge east coast? Limit + 8 or 9?

So, 94mph?

/passes speed traps doing 79 in a 70 all the time


If it is anything like I20, no. They raised the limit to 75 and I've seen people get pulled over for going 79. I drove 75 before that was the limit and since they seem to be more strict on it I'll just be happy that I'm legal and not push my luck.
 
2012-09-08 11:51:19 PM  
Damn, this corridor couldn't be more useless. It doesn't go farking anywhere. Almost to Seguin farking Texas?

Just stupid stupid stupid. Which BFF of Governor Perry made millions off of this deal?

ww3.hdnux.com
 
2012-09-09 03:19:26 AM  

SapperInTexas: Subby doesn't know what he's talking about. Most State Highways and Farm-to-Market Roads, once you get out of the city limits, are 70 in the daytime, 65 at night. Interstates are the same, again the exception being inside incorporated areas where there is usually enough traffic density to make 70 a bad idea. There's a reason Mrs. Sapper and I have gotten very good at taking the back roads and navigating on the fly.


They got rid of the night speed limits last fall, and a lot of the interstates are now 75.
 
2012-09-09 10:37:47 AM  
We can't stop here, this is bat country
 
2012-09-09 11:39:10 AM  
Been on the already completed section before, and at least during the holiday rush, it's well worth avoiding Austin traffic to get to San Antonio. I mean, I-35 has this bizarre upper-lower road thing going on through downtown, and it's gotta be murder on an out-of-towner who gets on the wrong tier and misses their exit.

And there are no toll booths to worry about, you fly past the cameras and radio points. They charge your tag, or send a bill to the address the vehicle is registered to. No reason at all to slow down.

The construction on I-35 between Dallas and Waco is absolute chaos, and doesn't seem to have moved at all in a year. And I-45 to Houston is just as terrible and seemingly perpetually unfinished.

What really pisses me off is that Gov. Perry seems to refuse any new roads that are not permanent toll roads.
 
2012-09-09 11:52:44 AM  
All major roads leading out of Texas are still only 55 mph

Except for every major highway that is 70 or above.

I-10 is 80.

Subby fails at joke.
 
2012-09-09 05:30:52 PM  

edmo: Average speed will be much lower thanks to slowing to pay farking tolls.


there will be no toll booths... In fact Texas just came out with plans to do away with any and all toll booths in the entire state. License plates will be read electronically and bills will be sent to the vehicle owners...
 
2012-09-11 12:51:31 PM  

Foundling: They should make it for all-electric cars only, just to see the reaction.


The highway would be set ablaze within 24 hours....
 
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