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(Telegraph)   Why is Vladimir Putin such a badass? He likes to reflect publicly about the benefits of group sex   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 45
    More: Spiffy, Putin, Kremlins, Russian leaders, group sex, Dmitry Medvedev, Bashar al-Assad  
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2012-09-08 07:50:04 AM  
In Communist Russia, group sex participates in you!

/that doesn't even make any sense.
 
2012-09-08 07:53:28 AM  
Okay, time for another link to Vlad Putin, aerial firefighter?

/there are also benefits to having sex with a horse
//just ask Catherine
 
2012-09-08 08:00:28 AM  
Yes Sir,

I would like to subscribe to your newsletter...
 
2012-09-08 08:03:33 AM  
He called US President Barack Obama "an honest mana guy who agrees on the benefits of group sex" and suggested relations between Moscow and Washington could worsen if "that prude" Mitt Romney was elected to the White House.
 
2012-09-08 08:03:34 AM  
"Such tricks have prompted increasing ridicule in liberal circles, but they play well with Russians who appreciate the president's alpha-male image. In past stunts he has extinguished a forest fire with a water bomb dropped from a plane, hugged a polar bear and dived in a mini-submarine to the bottom of Lake Baikal."

Hell, I'd vote for him.
 
2012-09-08 08:04:57 AM  
Well, this is certainly an interesting angle on Socialism.
 
2012-09-08 08:06:06 AM  
Still a mass murderer.
 
2012-09-08 08:08:52 AM  
Image crafting isnt new.
It's just that their preferred image of a leader is less effeminate than ours.
 
2012-09-08 08:17:03 AM  
So public group sex is a real problem in Russia?


/[off to book a ticket]\
 
2012-09-08 08:26:57 AM  

H31N0US: In Communist Russia, group sex participates in you!

/that doesn't even make any sense.


Gang Rape in the Gulag?
 
2012-09-08 08:32:44 AM  

SandMann: Well, this is certainly an interesting angle on Socialism.


Pretty sure they don't do Socialism anymore.
 
2012-09-08 08:34:44 AM  

Well, if you like tough guys for your politicians, Gary Johnson has actually competed in triathlons and climbed Mount Everest


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2012-09-08 08:46:11 AM  
And he used to beat his wife.

But yea! Badass.
 
2012-09-08 08:46:13 AM  
He'll end his days as a pile of steaming meat one of these days.
 
2012-09-08 08:48:34 AM  
So, how many men are in his group sex sessions?
 
2012-09-08 08:51:47 AM  

tomWright: Well, if you like tough guys for your politicians, Gary Johnson has actually competed in triathlons and climbed Mount Everest


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Don't forget, Paul Ryan says he's climbed 40 14'ers in Colorado. I'm not sure if that was before or after his sub 3-hour marathon or not.
 
2012-09-08 08:54:44 AM  

Cauchy_Riemann_equations: And he used to beat his wife.

But yea! Badass.


Not to mention that he's steadily reversing any democratic reforms that have taken place in Russia since the end of the Soviet Union.

Badass!
 
2012-09-08 09:12:32 AM  

tomWright: Well, if you like tough guys for your politicians, Gary Johnson has actually competed in triathlons and climbed Mount Everest


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tomWright: Well, if you like tough guys for your politicians, Gary Johnson has actually competed in triathlons and climbed Mount Everest


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Damn, he's cool.
 
2012-09-08 09:16:45 AM  
Yeah, but then one of the girls from these sessions will fall for a British secret agent and help him thwart Putin.
 
2012-09-08 09:18:54 AM  
"Some fans of group sex say that it's better than one-on-one because, as with any collective work, you can skive off," he said.


Did he just slam collectivism?
 
2012-09-08 09:19:22 AM  

goldwarbird: Hell, I'd vote for him.


He sounds like a guy you'd want to have a beer with, huh?
 
2012-09-08 09:28:27 AM  
No links to a video yet, even though it was supposedly posted online? Fark, you shame me this morning.
 
2012-09-08 09:52:35 AM  
Yeah, real badass to jail an all girl band.
 
2012-09-08 09:54:37 AM  

dr_blasto: tomWright: Well, if you like tough guys for your politicians, Gary Johnson has actually competed in triathlons and climbed Mount Everest


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[www.mountainguides.com image 340x240]
[www.mountainguides.com image 450x285]

And topless, for the ladies
[www.gq.com image 300x430]

In contrast:
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[cdn01.dailycaller.com image 460x307]

Don't forget, Paul Ryan says he's climbed 40 14'ers in Colorado. I'm not sure if that was before or after his sub 3-hour marathon or not.


Yeah, but does he have proof without suspicious pixels?
 
2012-09-08 10:08:17 AM  

finnished: So, how many men are in his group sex sessions?


No, no, badass means cool, manly
 
2012-09-08 10:13:56 AM  
I figure encouraging promiscuity is probably part of his government's goal of getting its citizens to have more children.
 
2012-09-08 10:19:56 AM  

jake_lex: Not to mention that he's steadily reversing any democratic reforms that have taken place in Russia since the end of the Soviet Union.


BUT SEE HOW GOOD HE LOOKS WITHOUT HIS SHIRT ON.

*swoon*
 
2012-09-08 10:42:38 AM  
Okay subby, can you get your lips off his ass now?
 
2012-09-08 11:22:55 AM  

tomWright: Well, if you like tough guys for your politicians, Gary Johnson has actually competed in triathlons and climbed Mount Everest






And topless, for the ladies


In contrast:


Not to take away from Gary Johnson, but Obama is a really good basketball player. Romney is probably soft though.
 
2012-09-08 11:47:18 AM  

dr_blasto: tomWright: Well, if you like tough guys for your politicians, Gary Johnson has actually competed in triathlons and climbed Mount Everest


[i.qkme.me image 625x768]
[www.mountainguides.com image 340x240]
[www.mountainguides.com image 450x285]

And topless, for the ladies
[www.gq.com image 300x430]

In contrast:
[www.thedailyrash.com image 500x712]

[cdn01.dailycaller.com image 460x307]

Don't forget, Paul Ryan says he's climbed 40 14'ers in Colorado. I'm not sure if that was before or after his sub 3-hour marathon or not.


Paul Ryan won the Medal of Honor at the Battle of the Ia Drang in 'Nam, so he doesn't have to prove his manhood by mountain climbing.
 
2012-09-08 11:49:15 AM  
"Beetches: I has them."
 
2012-09-08 12:18:16 PM  
At this point he's just another Kim Jong Il. Next we'll be hearing about how he invented basketball and makes the sun rise every day.

Sad seeing Russia descend into a authoritarian dictatorship with a figurehead propped up by elites for their own benefit.
 
2012-09-08 12:28:24 PM  

goldwarbird: "Such tricks have prompted increasing ridicule in liberal circles, but they play well with Russians who appreciate the president's alpha-male image. In past stunts he has extinguished a forest fire with a water bomb dropped from a plane, hugged a polar bear and dived in a mini-submarine to the bottom of Lake Baikal."

Hell, I'd vote for him.


You did and you will.
 
2012-09-08 12:30:48 PM  

valar_morghulis: Still a mass murderer.


All men must die.
 
2012-09-08 12:43:21 PM  

kim jong-un: valar_morghulis: Still a mass murderer.

All men must die.


A man sees what you did there
 
2012-09-08 01:35:16 PM  

rmoody: At this point he's just another Kim Jong Il. Next we'll be hearing about how he invented basketball and makes the sun rise every day.

Sad seeing Russia descend back into a authoritarian dictatorship with a figurehead propped up by elites for their own benefit.


FTFY
 
2012-09-08 02:09:34 PM  
He's certainly not the first public figure to do so.

"I even accept for the sake of argument that sexual orgies eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged." -- US Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia
 
2012-09-08 02:11:45 PM  

MtLebanonBalogna: rmoody: At this point he's just another Kim Jong Il. Next we'll be hearing about how he invented basketball and makes the sun rise every day.

Sad seeing Russia descend back into a authoritarian dictatorship with a figurehead propped up by elites for their own benefit.

FTFY


Typical for today. The same as yesterday. Always be the same.
 
2012-09-08 04:00:47 PM  

valar_morghulis: Still a mass murderer.


And yet I can't help but find him alluring. I'm very conflicted.
 
2012-09-08 07:39:00 PM  

tomWright: Well, if you like tough guys for your politicians, Gary Johnson has actually competed in triathlons and climbed Mount Everest


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[www.mountainguides.com image 340x240]
[www.mountainguides.com image 450x285]

And topless, for the ladies
[www.gq.com image 300x430]

In contrast:
[www.thedailyrash.com image 500x712]

[cdn01.dailycaller.com image 460x307]


Awesome sounding individual, too bad Libertarianism falls apart as a political theory.
 
2012-09-08 08:22:45 PM  

BolshyGreatYarblocks: dr_blasto: tomWright: Well, if you like tough guys for your politicians, Gary Johnson has actually competed in triathlons and climbed Mount Everest


[i.qkme.me image 625x768]
[www.mountainguides.com image 340x240]
[www.mountainguides.com image 450x285]

And topless, for the ladies
[www.gq.com image 300x430]

In contrast:
[www.thedailyrash.com image 500x712]

[cdn01.dailycaller.com image 460x307]

Don't forget, Paul Ryan says he's climbed 40 14'ers in Colorado. I'm not sure if that was before or after his sub 3-hour marathon or not.

Paul Ryan won the Medal of Honor at the Battle of the Ia Drang in 'Nam, so he doesn't have to prove his manhood by mountain climbing.


Paul Ryan was the "Tet offensive". Dude is like Rambo and shiat.
 
2012-09-09 01:56:01 AM  
Now ladies, Vladimir Putin only has one rule. If you wake up first, don't wake up the rest of the biatches.

/VLADOMITE, VLADOMITE!
 
2012-09-09 04:22:40 AM  
And yet he went to the trouble of arresting and convicting the young women of Pussy Riot who were trying to promote sexual and political liberation for everyone...

I guess Putin thinks only elite rich people like him should get to enjoy group sex, and everyone else should be staid and puritanical

///What a farking hypocrite
 
2012-09-09 04:32:19 PM  

Do you know the way to Mordor: And yet he went to the trouble of arresting and convicting the young women of Pussy Riot who were trying to promote sexual and political liberation for everyone.. protested rowing ties between church and state.

I guess Putin thinks only elite rich people like him should get to enjoy group sex, and everyone else should be staid and puritanical

///What a farking hypocrite


FTFY
 
2012-09-09 04:37:24 PM  
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