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(Huffington Post)   13-year-old finds her man on the Internet, steals her brother's car, her mom's ATM card and drives 800 miles. Fark: He's a 12-year-old boy whom she met while playing Xbox   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 121
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2012-09-08 04:55:53 AM  
She looks fat.
 
2012-09-08 09:25:15 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-09-08 09:57:12 AM  
That's kinda cute. How long until Disney buys the rights and changes it so that the crazy and fun uncle -- played by Joey Lawrence -- drives her instead?
 
2012-09-08 10:31:31 AM  
He must've finally seen a picture of her is why he tried to talk her out of making the trip. If she were cute he'd of tried to get her to do it long ago.

Then again, if she were cute she probably wouldn't have been on the xbox so much
 
2012-09-08 10:35:34 AM  
That she drove 800 miles on a drive that's far from a straight line drive and apparently did so well enough to not raise any suspicion is actually really impressive.
 
2012-09-08 10:40:08 AM  
He must have told her he had delicious cake on hand.
 
2012-09-08 10:44:38 AM  
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Why don't you have a seat right ov...oh, wait, never mind
 
2012-09-08 10:56:51 AM  

WhyteRaven74: That she drove 800 miles on a drive that's far from a straight line drive and apparently did so well enough to not raise any suspicion is actually really impressive.


No shiat. I'm 30, and while I've gone on a few road trips, driving for 800 miles would bore me to tears. I couldn't imagine actually making that drive at 13. Props to her for that; not for grand theft auto of course, but for driving 800 miles and not causing any accidents, getting pulled over by cops for traffic violations, and not getting lost.
 
2012-09-08 11:18:29 AM  
Taylor Swift approves.
 
2012-09-08 11:25:20 AM  

Coco LaFemme: but for driving 800 miles and not causing any accidents, getting pulled over by cops for traffic violations, and not getting lost.


All that, and driving so well none of the thousands of drivers who would've seen her suspected anything.
 
2012-09-08 11:38:44 AM  

WhyteRaven74: Coco LaFemme: but for driving 800 miles and not causing any accidents, getting pulled over by cops for traffic violations, and not getting lost.

All that, and driving so well none of the thousands of drivers who would've seen her suspected anything.


I'm jealous. She should operate her own driving school.
 
2012-09-08 11:44:48 AM  
5-foot-3, 190-pound teenager

Jeeze you stupid parents. Take away her xbox and make her go the fark outside.
 
2012-09-08 12:07:21 PM  

UberDave: He must have told her he had delicious cake on hand.


i149.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-08 12:29:01 PM  
Well, I'm glad it was a 12-year-old and not a "12-year-old "(wink, wink, nudge, nudge) 

i3.ytimg.com
 
2012-09-08 12:31:35 PM  
Sometimes, young love is the only love some people experience.

www.filmfresh.com
 
2012-09-08 12:36:29 PM  
*click*



philosophistry.com

/you all did it too
 
2012-09-08 12:36:59 PM  

AirForceVet: Sometimes, young love is the only love some people experience.

[www.filmfresh.com image 610x300]


And that movie was when I fell in love with Diane Lane.
 
2012-09-08 12:37:49 PM  
She should've walked.
www.londontv.net
 
2012-09-08 12:39:01 PM  

violentsalvation: 5-foot-3, 190-pound teenager

Jeeze you stupid parents. Take away her xbox and make her go the fark outside.


Uuuuh... did you see her picture? No one wants that.
 
2012-09-08 12:39:09 PM  
And that movie was when I fell in love with Diane Lane.

you perv, tell me more
 
2012-09-08 12:41:04 PM  
TFA left out the Farked part of this story: they never did find .the boy's home. The little dick gave her a fake address!

Link
 
2012-09-08 12:41:25 PM  
The "boyfriend" thing was a ruse.

She was just trying to escape Texas.
 
2012-09-08 12:42:01 PM  
What a charming article, and that is a rough looking 13.
 
2012-09-08 12:42:36 PM  
That's kind of sad, really. She probably doesn't have a lot of prospects. Just didn't want to lose what she had :(
 
2012-09-08 12:42:48 PM  

violentsalvation: 5-foot-3, 190-pound teenager

Jeeze you stupid parents. Take away her xbox and make her go the fark outside.


As long as they cover her up with a tarp, or something.
 
2012-09-08 12:43:13 PM  
Well, at least it wasn't a pedophile, and props to her for driving 800 miles at 13 without being noticed by the cops.
 
2012-09-08 12:43:49 PM  
This is why I think that video games are ruining the youth of this world. They are living in a fantasy world where their actions have no consequences. Do something wrong? Just reload the game. Die? Just hit continue and you are right as rain again. Our children should be taught that everything they do has an impact, be it negative or positive, on their lives and the lives of those around them. So much time is wasted in front of the Super Nintendo and the Sega Genesis that kids have lost sight of what is important in the world. There is more to life than Sonic the Hedgehog.

When I was a kid, we were told that video games are a tool of Satan that only had one goal: to distract us from the way of life that Christ wants for us. We were not allowed to have an video games and we were not allowed to be friends with other kids that did. While those miscreants were playing their games, we spent time as a family, gathered around the dinner table playing board games. At school, we would hear about these games and the only thing we could do was pray for our peers that they would find a way to release from the bonds that the video games had put on their free will.

We saw a lot of other kids do bad in school because they had stayed up too late the night before helping a Hispanic guy named Mario find his girlfriend, the princess. There were so many things wrong with this game. My dad showed me pictures of the game. The princess was visibly white, while anyone with a name like Mario is obviously a foreigner trying to use the young white girl to help him become a citizen. There was no love between them, which was the other major flaw with this game. A loveless relationship is an abomination to the Lord and should not have even begun in the first place. They were teaching kids that having a sexual relationship with someone you are not married to is perfectly ok and you will even be rewarded if you continue to peruse it.

So, this little girl decided to turn her passion for games into a life of crime. She has ruined her entire life for the notion that she would find pleasure and self worth in an attempt of a relationship with another child. Children don't understand love and shouldn't be allowed to have the means to communicate those "feelings" that they think they have until they are able to understand what exactly it is they are doing.

I don't know if any legal action will do her any good. What will do her good is take away her video game and give her a book to read.

Any not any book. THE Book. This could be the only option to get her life back on track.
 
2012-09-08 12:44:04 PM  
... But if I drive 800 miles to visit a 12 year old boy, I get arrested! I see how this double standard works!
 
2012-09-08 12:44:20 PM  
Its refreshing to hear that the guy wasnt a 40 year old pedo and was actually someone her age. I also like the parents response of taking her to meet the boy to get it out of her system.

She may be a perfectly sweet kid but I have to say if she had shown up at my door when I was that age I would have been seriously disappointed. Why is every kid fat nowadays?
 
2012-09-08 12:44:50 PM  
Lets just put a wrap on this and get one of them registered as a sex offender.

/dnrtfa
 
2012-09-08 12:45:59 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: TFA left out the Farked part of this story: they never did find .the boy's home. The little dick gave her a fake address!

Link


Maybe he wasn't 12.
 
2012-09-08 12:47:04 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: And that movie was when I fell in love with Diane Lane.

you perv, tell me more


Well, I was 15 when the movie came out, so not much to tell, really.
 
2012-09-08 12:50:44 PM  
800 miles...she would have had to fill up at least once, I'm surprised that didnt raise any suspicions.
 
2012-09-08 12:50:55 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

YOU are my type.
 
2012-09-08 12:52:06 PM  

violentsalvation: 5-foot-3, 190-pound teenager

Jeeze you stupid parents. Take away her xbox and make her go the fark outside.



That's what this entire article is about.....
 
2012-09-08 12:52:46 PM  

itcheyness: Well, at least it wasn't a pedophile, and props to her for driving 800 miles at 13 without being noticed by the cops.


Pedophiles have higher standards than 12 year old boys.
 
2012-09-08 12:54:09 PM  

KingoftheCheese: Any not any book. THE Book. This could be the only option to get her life back on track.


The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?
 
2012-09-08 12:54:41 PM  
Good job driving kid!

The game-addicted 13-year old I know can't even walk or bike 1 mile to school. The parents drive. It's ridiculous.
 
2012-09-08 12:55:58 PM  
Everyone is so surprised that no one noticed...Have you people driven on a major highway lately??? Just yesterday I was cut off, almost rear ended, and saw at least 2 or 3 drivers that couldn't stay in their own lane. A 13 year old would have fit right in.
 
2012-09-08 12:56:01 PM  
Did he get adopted by Bruce Willis in the end?
 
2012-09-08 12:57:17 PM  
But she needs to get married.... her parents were stupid enough to give her the initials E.A.R.

Does no one write it down first?
 
2012-09-08 12:57:48 PM  
BarkingUnicorn
TFA left out the Farked part of this story: they never did find .the boy's home. The little dick gave her a fake address!


Or both she and her parents can't read maps and such as.
 
2012-09-08 01:03:19 PM  
Elizabeth was taken into custody until her parents arrived. Once they retrieved her from the authorities, they decided to arrange a meeting with Dylan so their daughter could put the thing to rest.

Actually, I think this was a smart thing for the parents to do.
 
2012-09-08 01:06:02 PM  

KingoftheCheese: This is why I think that video games are ruining the youth of this world. They are living in a fantasy world where their actions have no consequences. Do something wrong? Just reload the game. Die? Just hit continue and you are right as rain again. Our children should be taught that everything they do has an impact, be it negative or positive, on their lives and the lives of those around them. So much time is wasted in front of the Super Nintendo and the Sega Genesis that kids have lost sight of what is important in the world. There is more to life than Sonic the Hedgehog.

When I was a kid, we were told that video games are a tool of Satan that only had one goal: to distract us from the way of life that Christ wants for us. We were not allowed to have an video games and we were not allowed to be friends with other kids that did. While those miscreants were playing their games, we spent time as a family, gathered around the dinner table playing board games. At school, we would hear about these games and the only thing we could do was pray for our peers that they would find a way to release from the bonds that the video games had put on their free will.

We saw a lot of other kids do bad in school because they had stayed up too late the night before helping a Hispanic guy named Mario find his girlfriend, the princess. There were so many things wrong with this game. My dad showed me pictures of the game. The princess was visibly white, while anyone with a name like Mario is obviously a foreigner trying to use the young white girl to help him become a citizen. There was no love between them, which was the other major flaw with this game. A loveless relationship is an abomination to the Lord and should not have even begun in the first place. They were teaching kids that having a sexual relationship with someone you are not married to is perfectly ok and you will even be rewarded if you continue to peruse it.

So, this little girl decided to turn her passion fo ...


Bevets?
 
2012-09-08 01:06:31 PM  

Nickninja: Everyone is so surprised that no one noticed...Have you people driven on a major highway lately??? Just yesterday I was cut off, almost rear ended, and saw at least 2 or 3 drivers that couldn't stay in their own lane. A 13 year old would have fit right in.


They might be extra suspicious by driving alert with the quick reactions of a gamer.
 
2012-09-08 01:08:31 PM  
Did they call that reporter Larry the C-Word?
 
2012-09-08 01:08:33 PM  
repeat
 
2012-09-08 01:09:51 PM  

KingoftheCheese: This is why I think that video games are ruining the youth of this world. They are living in a fantasy world where their actions have no consequences. Do something wrong? Just reload the game. Die? Just hit continue and you are right as rain again. Our children should be taught that everything they do has an impact, be it negative or positive, on their lives and the lives of those around them. So much time is wasted in front of the Super Nintendo and the Sega Genesis that kids have lost sight of what is important in the world. There is more to life than Sonic the Hedgehog.

When I was a kid, we were told that video games are a tool of Satan that only had one goal: to distract us from the way of life that Christ wants for us. We were not allowed to have an video games and we were not allowed to be friends with other kids that did. While those miscreants were playing their games, we spent time as a family, gathered around the dinner table playing board games. At school, we would hear about these games and the only thing we could do was pray for our peers that they would find a way to release from the bonds that the video games had put on their free will.

We saw a lot of other kids do bad in school because they had stayed up too late the night before helping a Hispanic guy named Mario find his girlfriend, the princess. There were so many things wrong with this game. My dad showed me pictures of the game. The princess was visibly white, while anyone with a name like Mario is obviously a foreigner trying to use the young white girl to help him become a citizen. There was no love between them, which was the other major flaw with this game. A loveless relationship is an abomination to the Lord and should not have even begun in the first place. They were teaching kids that having a sexual relationship with someone you are not married to is perfectly ok and you will even be rewarded if you continue to peruse it.

So, this little girl decided to turn her passion fo ...


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2012-09-08 01:15:15 PM  
blessthe40oz.com
 
2012-09-08 01:16:25 PM  
Awww, that's actually kind of cute...

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