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(NW Florida Daily News)   Who wears short shorts? We wear short shorts. They're such short shorts. Shut up f------ biatch   (nwfdailynews.com) divider line 65
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2012-09-08 05:07:14 AM
Reason #1,927,207,234,678 I refuse to ever have kids - they turn into teenagers.
 
2012-09-08 07:27:57 AM
FTFA: A 15-year-old Destin girl faces charges after she and her mother got into an argument, which turned physical, over "short shorts."

She was just showing off her Destin knee.
 
2012-09-08 07:40:33 AM
At some point, you just have to let the girl know that if she's wearing a whore's uniform people might think she is a whore.

I, for one, love the trend towards short shorts. I will be sad when the cycle turns the other way and they shorts start getting longer again.
 
2012-09-08 08:51:43 AM
Why wasn't the mother charged?
 
2012-09-08 08:54:58 AM

Ed Finnerty: FTFA: A 15-year-old Destin girl faces charges after she and her mother got into an argument, which turned physical, over "short shorts."

She was just showing off her Destin knee.


Hooker?
 
2012-09-08 08:56:42 AM

EvilEgg: At some point, you just have to let the girl know that if she's wearing a whore's uniform people might think she is a whore.

I, for one, love the trend towards short shorts. I will be sad when the cycle turns the other way and they shorts start getting longer again.


It's already happening. Remember those hideous 80s shorts that came up to their armpits and halfway to the knee? Those are back.

Ladies, anyone who ever looked good in those shorts did so in spite of them, not becaude of them.
 
2012-09-08 08:57:38 AM

mexican bathtub cheese: Why wasn't the mother charged?


I am pleasantly surprised that mum wasn't charged.
 
2012-09-08 08:58:44 AM

mexican bathtub cheese: Why wasn't the mother charged?


lots of THIS

headline: "Girl attacked mother in dispute over 'short shorts'"
article: "The girl's mother admitted she "smacked" the girl in the mouth for cursing her"

do i have to be related to them, or can i just go around 'smack'ing any 15 year old girls who say naughty words, safe in the knowledge that if they hit back the cops will come save me?
 
2012-09-08 09:02:49 AM
img2.bdbphotos.com
Dustbin?
 
2012-09-08 09:10:05 AM

EvilEgg: At some point, you just have to let the girl know that if she's wearing a whore's uniform people might think she is a whore.

I, for one, love the trend towards short shorts. I will be sad when the cycle turns the other way and they shorts start getting longer again.


www.omiru.com

Come on! those 'dirty dancing' shorts are hot!! right?

/ok maybe not
 
2012-09-08 09:10:08 AM

mexican bathtub cheese: Why wasn't the mother charged?


because women are allowed to slap anyone they damn well please. had it been a man doing the slapping, he'd be in jail right now.
 
2012-09-08 09:17:15 AM
www.verbict.com

Short shorts thread!!!
 
2012-09-08 09:23:00 AM
/came for short shorts pics
//didn't
 
2012-09-08 09:30:12 AM

Christian Bale: EvilEgg: At some point, you just have to let the girl know that if she's wearing a whore's uniform people might think she is a whore.

I, for one, love the trend towards short shorts. I will be sad when the cycle turns the other way and they shorts start getting longer again.

[www.omiru.com image 220x337]

Come on! those 'dirty dancing' shorts are hot!! right?

/ok maybe not



Those kinds of shorts only look good on taller chicks, with long thin legs. Sadly most puffy teenyboppers didn't get the memo.
 
2012-09-08 09:40:20 AM

mexican bathtub cheese: Why wasn't the mother charged?


Because she didn't do anything illegal.
 
2012-09-08 09:40:36 AM

buttcat: [www.verbict.com image 500x375]

Short shorts thread!!!



You fabulous bastard.
 
2012-09-08 09:40:54 AM

buttcat: [www.verbict.com image 500x375]

Short shorts thread!!!


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-08 09:47:19 AM
If you are showing your cheeks, be ready for the type of men you might meet, keep it classy.

hypegirls.com
 
2012-09-08 09:47:25 AM
Ok I'll mix it up a little.

1.cdn.tapcdn.com
 
2012-09-08 09:48:05 AM
img3.imageshack.us
 
2012-09-08 09:48:34 AM
That poor girl was just defending herself from a crazed attacker.

Standing her ground, so to speak.
 
2012-09-08 09:49:08 AM
farm3.staticflickr.com

/might be a skirt, will need to study it more closely.
 
2012-09-08 09:53:40 AM

Rich Cream: [farm3.staticflickr.com image 480x640]

/might be a skirt, will need to study it more closely.


That's a tranny
 
2012-09-08 09:56:18 AM

Rich Cream: [farm3.staticflickr.com image 480x640]

/might be a skirt, will need to study it more closely.


Where I work a girl came in wearing something similar but not quite that short of shorts. A guy said to nobody in particular "She shouldn't go out dressed like that" so I said to him "maybe if you can't control your urges you should stay home" he did not respond.

/that's my short shorts story.
 
2012-09-08 09:56:41 AM

cookiefleck: Rich Cream: [farm3.staticflickr.com image 480x640]

/might be a skirt, will need to study it more closely.

That's a tranny


I'm a 30%'r.
 
2012-09-08 10:16:04 AM

cookiefleck: Rich Cream: [farm3.staticflickr.com image 480x640]

/might be a skirt, will need to study it more closely.

That's a tranny


Look, just because she wouldn't have sex with YOU doesn't mean she's a tyranny.
 
2012-09-08 10:20:49 AM
Hm.
crow202.org
crow202.org
 
2012-09-08 10:23:06 AM
Well when you wear a whore's uniform, expect to be treated like a whore. Where is the father?
 
2012-09-08 10:37:39 AM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: EvilEgg: At some point, you just have to let the girl know that if she's wearing a whore's uniform people might think she is a whore.

I, for one, love the trend towards short shorts. I will be sad when the cycle turns the other way and they shorts start getting longer again.

It's already happening. Remember those hideous 80s shorts that came up to their armpits and halfway to the knee? Those are back.

Ladies, anyone who ever looked good in those shorts did so in spite of them, not becaude of them.


Starting to see the high waist shorts on the girls around campus. Still short, but I want to stab whoever thought low waist shorts needed to go out of style
 
2012-09-08 10:45:49 AM

Rich Cream: /might be a skirt, will need to study it more closely.


That is a man.
 
2012-09-08 11:18:23 AM

The_Original_Roxtar: mexican bathtub cheese: Why wasn't the mother charged?

because women are allowed to slap anyone they damn well please. had it been a man doing the slapping, he'd be in jail right now.


Yup.
 
2012-09-08 11:28:45 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com 

Maybe she forgot the Nair
 
2012-09-08 11:32:18 AM

Raider_dad: Rich Cream: [farm3.staticflickr.com image 480x640]

/might be a skirt, will need to study it more closely.

Where I work a girl came in wearing something similar but not quite that short of shorts. A guy said to nobody in particular "She shouldn't go out dressed like that" so I said to him "maybe if you can't control your urges you should stay home" he did not respond.

/that's my short shorts story.


Something tells me you aren't the Raider_dad of a 15 year old girl. But you are a dooshbag.

Mom in the story should have started smacking that little biatch years ago. Way too late now. Once they get the taste of meat between their teeth they tear up the town.
 
2012-09-08 11:38:13 AM
They say that fatherless daughters act tartier than their two-parent counterparts, and at earlier ages: this story sounds evidentiary.
 
2012-09-08 11:52:08 AM

Rufus Lee King: Smackledorfer: The_Original_Roxtar: mexican bathtub cheese: Why wasn't the mother charged?

because women are allowed to slap anyone they damn well please. had it been a man doing the slapping, he'd be in jail right now.

Yup.

Stating the obvious for my fellow older-type farkers: If I had ever said "Shut up f______ biatch!" to my mother, a slap in the mouth would have been the very least of my worries.


I would have had only one worry: how to eat through a feeding tube.
 
2012-09-08 12:04:58 PM
meth
 
2012-09-08 12:25:52 PM

batcookie: Reason #1,927,207,234,678 I refuse to ever have kids - they turn into teenagers.


If one does a shiatty job of raising them, and they end up not respecting you, it is the parent's fault.
 
2012-09-08 12:37:14 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-08 12:39:30 PM

Raider_dad: Rich Cream: [farm3.staticflickr.com image 480x640]

/might be a skirt, will need to study it more closely.

Where I work a girl came in wearing something similar but not quite that short of shorts. A guy said to nobody in particular "She shouldn't go out dressed like that" so I said to him "maybe if you can't control your urges you should stay home" he did not respond.

/that's my short shorts story.


Perhaps he was saying it was not wise, because there are other men who 'dont stay home'
 
2012-09-08 12:40:39 PM
Work at a university, short shorts are everywhere :) For some reason the shorts took the place of skirts and I hardly see any skirts at all.

It's all either shorts or jeans for some reason. Love the short shorts, but what happened to skirts?
 
2012-09-08 12:48:47 PM
I work in a public middle years school and we have no formal policy on dress. Staff are allowed to wear sleeveless shirts, shorts and sandals, yet it is tasteful (no A/C). The female students are horrible dressers; they show WAY too much cleavage, practically showing areola and in the odd case, yes. Their shorts are either so tight that there is no guess where 'it' is or they are so short, you know they have to shave. Never mind the blue, red and purple hair. The only policy is offensive T-shirts such as marijuana leaves, beer logos and bare midriffs (navel must be covered). Walk down the hall and you see butt crack galore, you could drop a manhole cover in there, never mind a penny.

I send my kid to private school...
 
2012-09-08 12:49:51 PM
Totally a bookmark.

Back in 2 hours
 
2012-09-08 01:16:57 PM

Savage Belief: cookiefleck: Rich Cream: [farm3.staticflickr.com image 480x640]

/might be a skirt, will need to study it more closely.

That's a tranny

Look, just because she wouldn't have sex with YOU doesn't mean she's a tyranny.


No, tyranny is when they take away our short shorts.
 
2012-09-08 02:12:01 PM

stabby13: Savage Belief: cookiefleck: Rich Cream: [farm3.staticflickr.com image 480x640]

/might be a skirt, will need to study it more closely.

That's a tranny

Look, just because she wouldn't have sex with YOU doesn't mean she's a tyranny.

No, tyranny is when they take away our short shorts.


Tyranny is when you take away the short-shorts.

Tranny is when you take away the short-shorts an find a cock.
 
2012-09-08 02:38:17 PM

lenfromak: mexican bathtub cheese: Why wasn't the mother charged?

I am pleasantly surprised that mum wasn't charged.


Mother should be charged with teaching her daughter that violence is the way to sort disputes.

Way to go, Mom!
 
2012-09-08 02:38:26 PM
I'm such a hypocrite.

I buy my 12 year old daughter normal shorts. Have to order them, as most stores around here sell the short shorts variety. I tell her that the short shorts just simply advertise to males that she is ready to have babies, and they are completely unnecessary. She replies "ew." and happily wears the non-short shorts.

I then go off to my daytime college classes and thank %deity for freshman girls in short shorts.

/even if they are closer to my kids' ages than to mine.
 
2012-09-08 02:51:55 PM
If you raise your kid to be the type of kid who tells you to STFU, then you have done something wrong in your parenting.
 
2012-09-08 03:31:18 PM

FriarReb98: If you raise your kid to be the type of kid who tells you to STFU, then you have done something wrong in your parenting.


Or she might be bipolar. This is exactly the type of thing my step-daughter would do. I have nothing but sympathy for the mother in this story.
 
2012-09-08 03:41:09 PM
userserve-ak.last.fm
 
2012-09-08 04:19:30 PM

Brostorm: Well when you wear a whore's uniform, expect to be treated like a whore.


Two to seven hundred (or more) cash dollars an hour for your time and companionship
Oh, the HORROR! What girl could possibly stand such treatment?
 
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