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(Google)   I'm getting a chance to briefly shake Obama's hand after a speech in a couple days. I'll have 3-4 seconds to say anything I want to him. What should I say/do? LGN, and I'm not going to do anything that gets me tackled by the Secret Service   (google.com) divider line 293
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2012-09-08 02:05:57 AM  
penis
 
2012-09-08 02:06:05 AM  
Give him a big old smackeroo right on the lips
 
2012-09-08 02:07:00 AM  
Four words.

Double you tee eff?
 
2012-09-08 02:07:10 AM  
Shake, smile and say nothing, he won't be listening.

/Obama supporter but all politicians mentally tune out during such photo ops.
 
2012-09-08 02:07:54 AM  
"tag you're it!" and then run away as fast as you can
 
2012-09-08 02:08:36 AM  
"MissFeasance from Fark says she wants to shoot you."
 
2012-09-08 02:08:52 AM  
Tell him to grow a spine and rail on congress daily.
 
2012-09-08 02:09:14 AM  
Tickle the inside of his palm with your middle finger. It's like a Freemason thing.
 
2012-09-08 02:09:53 AM  
Do better.
 
2012-09-08 02:09:58 AM  
Even if you do get to shake hands with him, he won't even here anything you have to say. So knock yourself out.
 
2012-09-08 02:10:15 AM  
Me, you, Michelle, let's do this sh*t in the Lincoln bedroom.
 
2012-09-08 02:10:40 AM  
Sniff you hand after he shakes it and then smile at him and give the thumbs up.
 
2012-09-08 02:10:41 AM  
Hear, not here.
 
2012-09-08 02:10:49 AM  
>:(
 
2012-09-08 02:10:55 AM  
I'm having a hard time wrapping my head around preplanned handshakes. Did some palm reader vet you?

Tell him Reddit sucks.
 
2012-09-08 02:10:59 AM  
Have you actually considered the fact that he isn't the Messiah?
 
2012-09-08 02:11:20 AM  
Just do what we all do when a Mormon is farked and begging for mercy.

Ask that candy ass to sign his magical underwear.

LOL!

/that doesn't even make sense!!!!???
//nor does the magical lizard!!!
LULZ!
 
2012-09-08 02:11:33 AM  
"Wat do?"
 
2012-09-08 02:11:34 AM  
CommieTaoist


Shake, smile and say nothing, he won't be listening.

/Obama supporter but all politicians mentally tune out during such photo ops.



This too. I know someone who had the opportunity to hear both Bush and Obama speak (separately and while in office) and then doing the handshake line thing afterwards. He said Bush was more amiable and would stop and talk to some people for a while but Obama was more no non-sense and shook hands, fist bumped or whatever and left.
 
2012-09-08 02:12:00 AM  
MissFeasance has planted a bomb in your limo, sir.
 
2012-09-08 02:12:12 AM  
"I want to have your babies! Wooooo!"
 
2012-09-08 02:12:13 AM  
green
 
2012-09-08 02:12:28 AM  
And to be fair...
LULZ...
Fife is willing to vote for the guy who believes in magical lizzards...

LOL>
 
2012-09-08 02:13:16 AM  
MAGICAL LIZARDS ARE SWEET!
 
2012-09-08 02:13:47 AM  
"I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK."
 
2012-09-08 02:13:57 AM  

violentsalvation: green


Yep. :-D
 
2012-09-08 02:14:11 AM  
Also MissFeasance doesn't have well documented plans to kill them all like she does for who she calls "Fartbongo"
 
2012-09-08 02:15:01 AM  
Say "Heck of a job Brownie" then wake up in the ER.
 
2012-09-08 02:15:02 AM  
Oh shiat.
FIFE reminded me that it isn't a lizzard... it's an amphibian!

D'oh.

Sorry.. I stand corrected. LULs

www.statesymbolsusa.org
 
2012-09-08 02:15:03 AM  
"Give 'em hell, sir."
 
2012-09-08 02:15:16 AM  
Please fondle my bum.
 
2012-09-08 02:15:32 AM  
I actually sold MissFeasance 7 AK-47's last year. probably for this cause.
 
2012-09-08 02:15:52 AM  
"The Bulls won't even make the playoffs this year"
 
2012-09-08 02:16:14 AM  
It's not a big deal, champ.

How about not cobbling together some lame Internet performance art, and just being your own whole person for once?
 
2012-09-08 02:16:20 AM  
Chances are he won't hear what you say due to all the hubbub, but I suggest saying you're glad to meet him.
 
2012-09-08 02:16:23 AM  
"Sir! Your fly is down!"
 
2012-09-08 02:17:02 AM  
My friend had a fundraiser for him in the earliest days of him campaigning in his back yard, got drunk and called him B-Rock. Then held out his fist for a fist bump. Barack obliged him, but don't do that.
 
2012-09-08 02:17:11 AM  
she was alll like, "Must shoot the president, must shoot him now."
I didn't know what it meant.
 
2012-09-08 02:17:32 AM  
Klaatu barada nikto
 
2012-09-08 02:17:42 AM  
We're on the Main page now, folks. Make fark proud of you. :-D
 
2012-09-08 02:17:43 AM  
Cooper sez you gotta get hard!
 
2012-09-08 02:17:52 AM  

oi_piss_me_off: This too. I know someone who had the opportunity to hear both Bush and Obama speak (separately and while in office) and then doing the handshake line thing afterwards. He said Bush was more amiable and would stop and talk to some people for a while but Obama was more no non-sense and shook hands, fist bumped or whatever and left.


Obama doesn't really like people very much.

I can relate.
 
2012-09-08 02:18:04 AM  

weavermatic: "Give 'em hell, sir."

FARTBONGO
 
2012-09-08 02:18:11 AM  
As long as he doesn't have a limp wrist, like Dubya, you'll be fine, Hank.
 
2012-09-08 02:18:11 AM  
"WHICH PONY IS BEST PONY!?"
 
2012-09-08 02:18:14 AM  
"Your fly is open."
 
2012-09-08 02:18:19 AM  
MissFeasance is an enemy of the state and should be tried as such.
 
2012-09-08 02:18:21 AM  
"I like to rub ketchup on my nipples."
 
2012-09-08 02:18:32 AM  
Asante sana. Squash banana. Wewe nugu. Mimi apana
 
2012-09-08 02:18:34 AM  
"Attica! Attica! Attica! Attica!"
 
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