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(Sky News (Australia))   It may not be as important as the fierce battle to elect the Leader of the Free World, but today a Farker was able to exercise her democratic right to vote for a nudist postman and a pole-dancer with a master's degree in feminist striptease   (skynews.com.au) divider line 27
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2012-09-08 02:45:45 AM  
So, not so much NSW elections as NSFW elections?
 
2012-09-08 03:15:08 AM  

abb3w: So, not so much NSW elections as NSFW elections?


Only Zahra. She makes coont art.

Stuart the nudist postman is pretty tame. Link
 
2012-09-08 11:17:38 AM  
Is feminist stripteasing like stripteasing, but with hairy armpits?
 
2012-09-08 11:21:23 AM  
voted today, was asked if I had already voted elsewhere. told the nice woman I had spent the day voting in every precinct within driving distance and was having the time of my life, of course

/aussie aussie aussie
 
2012-09-08 11:24:05 AM  

Sock Ruh Tease: Is feminist stripteasing like stripteasing, but with hairy armpits?


It's the same as normal strip tease except when you look at her boobies she yells obscenities at you.
 
2012-09-08 11:24:51 AM  

Sock Ruh Tease: Is feminist stripteasing like stripteasing, but with hairy armpits?


Well, it's perverted, according to Zahra, but not that perverted.

/Why don't men shave their armpits? It's foul.
 
2012-09-08 11:26:10 AM  

steerforth: /Why don't men shave their armpits? It's foul.


Because that makes guys seem like underage boys and that's creepy and gross.
 
2012-09-08 11:26:16 AM  

steerforth: abb3w: So, not so much NSW elections as NSFW elections?

Only Zahra. She makes coont art.

Stuart the nudist postman is pretty tame. Link


I'd run my wallaby through that
 
2012-09-08 11:31:39 AM  
Sounds like half the Libertarian candidates out there.

/The other half are just plain 'out there'
 
2012-09-08 11:40:01 AM  

Savage Belief: Sock Ruh Tease: Is feminist stripteasing like stripteasing, but with hairy armpits?

It's the same as normal strip tease except when you look at her boobies she yells obscenities at you.


No, it's the same as normal striptease except when you look at her boobies she yells obscenities at you, and you like it, and then she writes her thesis on how empowering it is, and only then can you come.
 
2012-09-08 11:42:19 AM  

Sock Ruh Tease: Is feminist stripteasing like stripteasing, but with hairy armpits?


She just dances around the pole (not on it and certainly not provocatively) and every time a man looks her direction she yells, "RAPIST!" Then she proceeds to tell the guy she just called a rapist that she's really on his side too and that she promotes equality for everyone.
 
2012-09-08 11:47:29 AM  
ASP?

Heh, I love those people.
 
2012-09-08 11:50:05 AM  
Thanks for translating for us Yankees, Subby. But I think the NSW terms, a Flappy and a Wibbley, are much better.
 
2012-09-08 12:11:10 PM  

I eat mop: voted today, was asked if I had already voted elsewhere. told the nice woman I had spent the day voting in every precinct within driving distance and was having the time of my life, of course

/aussie aussie aussie


Less than 50% turnout it seems. Glad to know you are taking one for the team.

Clover Moore is on 51% first preferences in
City of Sydney. Zahra only managed 3.3%. Perhaps she should consider shaving her armpits.
 
2012-09-08 12:19:35 PM  
Mandatory voting? Interesting, but it seems like 55 dollars isn't much of a fine.

Imagine the outrage we'd have in the US with compulsary voting.
 
2012-09-08 12:28:41 PM  
Feminist strippers?

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2012-09-08 12:29:11 PM  

Mmmrky: Mandatory voting? Interesting, but it seems like 55 dollars isn't much of a fine.

Imagine the outrage we'd have in the US with compulsary voting.


i can't image who thought mandatory voting was a good idea. want a screwed up result? send a bunch of pissed off folks to the polls.

no i didn't mean the tea party folks. although the results sure look the same.
 
2012-09-08 12:30:32 PM  

sprawl15: steerforth: /Why don't men shave their armpits? It's foul.

Because that makes guys seem like underage boys and that's creepy and gross.

I shave my armpits and "down there" too. I assure you I don't look like an underage boy. I just smell less bad than the next guy who doesn't take care of himself.

And women who go down on me don't get a mouthful of pubes.
 
2012-09-08 12:35:14 PM  
I might vote for a black guy.
 
2012-09-08 12:39:16 PM  

Savage Belief: It's the same as normal strip tease except when you look at her boobies she yells obscenities at you.


Man, I usually have to pay extra for that.
 
2012-09-08 01:39:24 PM  
A "pole-dancer with a master's degree in feminist striptease"

She sounds like a walking, talking, dancing oxymoron.
 
2012-09-08 01:59:40 PM  

Curious: Mmmrky: Mandatory voting? Interesting, but it seems like 55 dollars isn't much of a fine.

Imagine the outrage we'd have in the US with compulsary voting.

i can't image who thought mandatory voting was a good idea. want a screwed up result? send a bunch of pissed off folks to the polls.

no i didn't mean the tea party folks. although the results sure look the same.


Yeah, compulsory voting is a well meaning but ultimately dumb notion that doesn't really work for me.

Is that a new thing down there?

/Whatever happened to Old South Wales anyways?
//Nobody ever talks about that for some reason.
 
2012-09-08 02:28:56 PM  
Jokes aside, what does distinguish feminist striptease? I would think that the very concept of striptease, centered as it is around what contemporary feminist theory calls the male gaze, would be inherently anathema to said theory.

How does one reconcile these things?
 
2012-09-08 03:56:10 PM  

Mmmrky: Mandatory voting? Interesting, but it seems like 55 dollars isn't much of a fine.

Imagine the outrage we'd have in the US with compulsary voting.


Pft, it worked in Athens.

Ancient Athens, anyway.
 
2012-09-08 04:07:42 PM  

Millennium: Jokes aside, what does distinguish feminist striptease? I would think that the very concept of striptease, centered as it is around what contemporary feminist theory calls the male gaze, would be inherently anathema to said theory.

How does one reconcile these things?


The Google, how does it work?
 
2012-09-08 06:10:49 PM  

quatchi: Yeah, compulsory voting is a well meaning but ultimately dumb notion that doesn't really work for me.

Is that a new thing down there?


Nope - it's always been compulsory to vote, at least in state and federal elections. If you're on the electoral roll, you have to vote.
 
2012-09-08 06:59:00 PM  

steerforth: Savage Belief: Sock Ruh Tease: Is feminist stripteasing like stripteasing, but with hairy armpits?

It's the same as normal strip tease except when you look at her boobies she yells obscenities at you.

No, it's the same as normal striptease except when you look at her boobies she yells obscenities at you, and you like it, and then she writes her thesis on how empowering it is, and only then can you come.


Nope. It's the same as a normal striptease, but when you look at her boobs she yells obscenities at you, and you like it, and then she writes her thesis on how empowering it is, and then you come but you're not allowed to enjoy it because the stripper pole is a phallocentric tool of the patriarchy and your erection has devalued her worth
 
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