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2012-09-07 11:48:10 PM  
What? I need.
 
2012-09-08 07:14:08 AM  
Show that to my wife, her response "ooooooh, must find!"
 
2012-09-08 07:39:33 AM  
Insert vomitting jack o' lantern here.
 
2012-09-08 07:44:47 AM  
Why? Candy Corn is one of, if not the, most disgusting candy in the world.

Why would someone want to fark up a perfectly good Oreo by making it taste like that foul shiat?
 
das
2012-09-08 07:47:33 AM  
No.
 
2012-09-08 07:50:37 AM  
Fun fact: Candy Corn is made from hog earwax.
 
2012-09-08 07:51:24 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-08 08:00:29 AM  
Quick deep fry that shiat!
 
2012-09-08 08:09:27 AM  
"The worst thing about Halloween is, of course, candy corn. It's unbelievable to me. Candy corn is the only candy in the history of America that's never been advertised. And there's a reason. All of the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. And so, since nobody eats that stuff, every year there's a ton of it left over. And the candy corn company sends the guys to the villages and they collect out of the dumpsters all the candy corn we've thrown away. They wash it!! They wash it!

"I'll never forget the first time my mother gave me candy corn. She said, "Here - Lewis, this is candy corn. It's corn that tastes like candy". [tries, gags] This tastes like crap! And every year since then, Halloween has returned and I, like an Alzhiemer's patient, find myself in the room, and the room has a big table in it, and on the table is a bowl of candy corn. And I look at it as if I've never seen it before. "Candy corn", I think. "Corn that tastes like candy. I can't wait". [tries] Son of a biatch!!"

-Lewis Black
 
2012-09-08 08:20:21 AM  

The Homer Tax: Why? Candy Corn is one of, if not the, most disgusting candy in the world.


i515.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-08 08:29:09 AM  
Wtf? How can you eat this crap? Enjoy being fat!
 
2012-09-08 08:33:46 AM  
I hope they are better than the birthday cake ones. That was disappoint.
 
2012-09-08 08:55:19 AM  
I would rather eat Oreos with actual corn in the middle than anything flavored like candy corn.
 
2012-09-08 09:27:09 AM  
I read that as "candy cane". How sad.
 
2012-09-08 09:29:02 AM  
fark all you haters. Long live candy corn!
 
2012-09-08 09:35:27 AM  
We call it candy maize.
 
2012-09-08 10:28:27 AM  
I just came back from the store, where they did not have any. They did have birthday cake and neopolitan though, but I didn't get any BECAUSE THOSE WEREN'T WHAT I WANT.
 
2012-09-08 10:38:17 AM  

jjwars1: I read that as "candy cane". How sad.


They release those around Christmas every year. Or, at least, they do where I live.

/need to go to the store and get those now
//probably don't have them
/and then I'll just buy candy corn and sulk
 
2012-09-08 10:58:29 AM  
It's springtime for candy corn and oreos, winter for diet plans and healthy eating habits.
 
2012-09-08 11:00:25 AM  
I've already been doing this for years. Simply twist open an Oreo, insert a wax candle between the halves and put them back together. Delicious!
 
2012-09-08 11:10:11 AM  
Candy corn, candy so bad that even children on Halloween won't eat it. Clearly, what we need is more things that taste like candy corn.
 
2012-09-08 11:10:47 AM  
I can't imagine any product will ever be improved by adding candy corn to it. Candy corn is the anthesis to bacon.
 
2012-09-08 11:26:51 AM  
I like candy corn.

/and circus peanuts
 
2012-09-08 11:40:13 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-08 11:49:25 AM  
jimcofer.com 

"Dude, what kind of Oreo is this?....... BLAAAAARGH!"
 
2012-09-08 11:49:26 AM  

LiQuid!: I would rather eat Oreos with actual corn in the middle than anything flavored like candy corn.


It's all just high fructose corn syrup so go right ahead.
 
2012-09-08 12:05:44 PM  

Metalupis: Show that to my wife, her response "ooooooh, must find!"


Target stores, starting September 10th (this Monday), according to The Consumerist.
 
2012-09-08 12:06:31 PM  
have they ever made peppermint oreos? that would be my favorite
 
2012-09-08 12:07:54 PM  

jjwars1: I read that as "candy cane". How sad.


That happened last December, and probably will come back again after this Halloween is over.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-08 12:16:14 PM  

timharrod: The Homer Tax: Why? Candy Corn is one of, if not the, most disgusting candy in the world.

[i515.photobucket.com image 265x194]


Came here to say this. Circus Peanuts. Disgusting!
 
2012-09-08 12:24:00 PM  

albert71292: I like candy corn.

/and circus peanuts


Same here. Circus Peanuts are my most favorite candy ever.

Now, I'm off to the store to obtain Candy Corn Oreos!
 
2012-09-08 12:24:47 PM  
Candy corn is delicious, but I don't see it in an oreo, especially since the white part is the best part and it seems that they didn't bother replicating that part in the oreo.
 
2012-09-08 12:28:59 PM  
This is making me throw up everywhere.
 
2012-09-08 12:30:36 PM  
I haven't tried the Oreos, but these:

www.iheartsavingmoney.com

...are awesome.

Last year, Wal*Mart had them as an exclusive. Unfortunately, they sold out quickly, and worse, the woman who manages our local Wal*Mart's candy aisle is an idiot, and never got her shipment.

This year, Target has them. Already have a couple bags here for the family.
 
2012-09-08 12:41:01 PM  

clkeagle: "The worst thing about Halloween is, of course, candy corn. It's unbelievable to me. Candy corn is the only candy in the history of America that's never been advertised. And there's a reason. All of the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. And so, since nobody eats that stuff, every year there's a ton of it left over. And the candy corn company sends the guys to the villages and they collect out of the dumpsters all the candy corn we've thrown away. They wash it!! They wash it!

"I'll never forget the first time my mother gave me candy corn. She said, "Here - Lewis, this is candy corn. It's corn that tastes like candy". [tries, gags] This tastes like crap! And every year since then, Halloween has returned and I, like an Alzhiemer's patient, find myself in the room, and the room has a big table in it, and on the table is a bowl of candy corn. And I look at it as if I've never seen it before. "Candy corn", I think. "Corn that tastes like candy. I can't wait". [tries] Son of a biatch!!"

-Lewis Black


When I met LB, he gave me a bag of candy corn, saying "pass this on to your grandchildren. It's what mine did to me."
 
2012-09-08 12:51:13 PM  
Candy corn? Yuck...

Here's where it's at: Pumpkin Spice Hershey's Kisses!

i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-08 01:06:22 PM  

PacManDreaming: albert71292: I like candy corn.

/and circus peanuts

Same here. Circus Peanuts are my most favorite candy ever.

Now, I'm off to the store to obtain Candy Corn Oreos!


So when will we see Circus Peanuts Oreos?

/just before the Apocalypse?
 
2012-09-08 01:10:41 PM  
Category: Bad tasting candy

Candidates are:

listverse.files.wordpress.com
Good 'n Plenty

www.zug.com
www.zug.com
www.zug.com
 
2012-09-08 01:41:25 PM  
blogs.courant.com
God damnit!
 
2012-09-08 01:47:48 PM  

offmymeds: Category: Bad tasting candy

Candidates are:

[listverse.files.wordpress.com image 400x300]
Good 'n Plenty

[www.zug.com image 300x225]
[www.zug.com image 300x225]
[www.zug.com image 300x225]


You left out those button candies that come on strips of paper and those weird tasting things shaped like beer barrels.
 
2012-09-08 01:51:43 PM  
I like candy corn, but that doesn't look appetizing to me.
 
2012-09-08 02:02:54 PM  

offmymeds: Category: Bad tasting candy

Candidates are:

[listverse.files.wordpress.com image 400x300]
Good 'n Plenty

[www.zug.com image 300x225]
[www.zug.com image 300x225]
[www.zug.com image 300x225]


You left out Mary Janes, those nasty peanut butter and molasses taffies that will pull out all your dental work. Ditto the orange and black wrapped peanut butter things that were always hard as a rock. Yecch. Those were always the first to get thrown out of the Halloween bag.
 
2012-09-08 03:03:03 PM  
Anybody try these yet?

www.thegrocer.co.uk
 
2012-09-08 03:03:22 PM  

Trocadero: [blogs.courant.com image 240x299]
God damnit!


Autumn mix farking rules...
 
2012-09-08 03:13:27 PM  

offmymeds: Category: Bad tasting candy

Candidates are:

[listverse.files.wordpress.com image 400x300]
Good 'n Plenty

[www.zug.com image 300x225]
[www.zug.com image 300x225]
[www.zug.com image 300x225]


You shut your whore mouth! Good N Plenty's are the nectar of the Gods.

Tergiversada: Ditto the orange and black wrapped peanut butter things that were always hard as a rock. Yecch. Those were always the first to get thrown out of the Halloween bag.


Actually, if you can get those when they're fresh, they are very soft and quite tasty. It's very hard to find fresh ones though, and the ones that have been on the shelf for 5 years do suck.
 
2012-09-08 03:14:07 PM  
warning: that last pic is disgusting

/off to Target on Monday!
 
2012-09-08 03:21:03 PM  
I don't get why these are only available in the States. If you have an exclusive agreement with Target, that's fine. But in a country like Canada that doesn't have Target (yet...they're coming next year), why not sell them everywhere?

It's the same as those stupid Gamespot exclusives for video games. I am unable to choose to shop at Gamespot, so that content is denied to me forever? That's farking dumb.
 
2012-09-08 03:24:07 PM  

Fano: offmymeds: Category: Bad tasting candy

Candidates are:

[listverse.files.wordpress.com image 400x300]
Good 'n Plenty

[www.zug.com image 300x225]
[www.zug.com image 300x225]
[www.zug.com image 300x225]

You left out those button candies that come on strips of paper and those weird tasting things shaped like beer barrels.


www.sweetmemoriescandystore.com
img3i.www.spoki.lv


Tergiversada: offmymeds: Category: Bad tasting candy

Candidates are:

[listverse.files.wordpress.com image 400x300]
Good 'n Plenty

[www.zug.com image 300x225]
[www.zug.com image 300x225]
[www.zug.com image 300x225]

You left out Mary Janes, those nasty peanut butter and molasses taffies that will pull out all your dental work. Ditto the orange and black wrapped peanut butter things that were always hard as a rock. Yecch. Those were always the first to get thrown out of the Halloween bag.


media.neccostore.com

Sorry, but I'm not sure about the "orange and black wrapped peanut butter things that were always hard as a rock."
 
2012-09-08 03:38:25 PM  

offmymeds: Category: Bad tasting candy

Candidates are:

[listverse.files.wordpress.com image 400x300]
Good 'n Plenty




you shut your whore mouth. good n plenty are AWESOME

/though no one wants to kiss you afterwards
 
2012-09-08 03:51:41 PM  
farking Mary Janes.. They are only useful if you want to dislodge or remove 90% of your dental work.
 
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