D_S_W: I'm the first? Really?
LiberalConservative: Fail: Salmonella Typhimurium should be Salmonella typhimurium, including the italics.
alienated: D_S_W: I'm the first? Really?Indeed. Well played.Look folks- wash your pets. Hedgies dont mind a bath, as if you are qualified to have one, you would know. And clean up their poop ( duh ) .
My Bologna Has A Maiden Name: PSAThough everyone poops, poop is not your friend. Poop is icky, and icky things live in poop. To stay clean, fresh and healthy, stay away from poop of all kinds. If contact with poop is made, thoroughly clean affected areas with soap and water. Your body loathes poop, and expels poop at every opportunity. Listen your body. Say no to poop.
BronyMedic: Oh, this is not news to anyone on the internet.[i1.kym-cdn.com image 640x480]Hedgehogs can indeed kill. Especially when you make fun of them for having terrible Mary Sue crossover characters.
ShannonKW: Forget hedgehogs. The most dangerous reservoir of disease possible in the ordinary household is the larval hominid, a.k.a. the baby. Did you know that fully 100% of the infectious diseases to which humans are susceptible can be carried by the common household baby? Fortunately, a few simple hygienic measures, scrupulously adhered to, can keep your home free of this dangerous pest; and if these fail, there are options for safe and humane eradication.*This message brought to you by Acme Pest Control, Malthusian Division
batcookie: This made me lol so hard. +1 to you.
TV's Vinnie: BronyMedic: Oh, this is not news to anyone on the internet.[i1.kym-cdn.com image 640x480]Hedgehogs can indeed kill. Especially when you make fun of them for having terrible Mary Sue crossover characters.[fc06.deviantart.net image 452x499]Zap TO THE EXTREME!
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