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2012-09-07 11:45:19 PM  
Yes, if you don't thoroughly chew them.
 
2012-09-08 12:00:03 AM  
Dinsdale?
 
2012-09-08 12:01:46 AM  
fc04.deviantart.net
 
2012-09-08 12:04:30 AM  
Greenlight sponsored by Dr. E.G. Mann
 
2012-09-08 12:19:28 AM  
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2012-09-08 12:20:56 AM  
Oh, I get it, it is because they look like hedges.
 
2012-09-08 01:19:51 AM  
Oh, this is not news to anyone on the internet.

i1.kym-cdn.com

Hedgehogs can indeed kill. Especially when you make fun of them for having terrible Mary Sue crossover characters.
 
2012-09-08 03:40:35 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Dinsdale?


Dammit, you beat me to it.
 
2012-09-08 03:40:57 AM  
Came for Sonic reference, leaving happy.
 
2012-09-08 03:45:06 AM  
Who was the evil genius who cross-bred migratory fish with pizza cheese?
 
2012-09-08 03:50:06 AM  
gotta go fast
 
2012-09-08 03:51:25 AM  
talk about people who know how to party .. wow
 
2012-09-08 03:58:13 AM  
hedgie.com

hotlink
 
2012-09-08 04:05:17 AM  
Especially if they're packing heat.

images.wikia.com

/hot
 
2012-09-08 04:05:52 AM  
PSA

Though everyone poops, poop is not your friend. Poop is icky, and icky things live in poop. To stay clean, fresh and healthy, stay away from poop of all kinds. If contact with poop is made, thoroughly clean affected areas with soap and water. Your body loathes poop, and expels poop at every opportunity. Listen your body. Say no to poop.
 
2012-09-08 04:12:53 AM  
img.badposts.org
By blowing out your eardrums I guess?
 
2012-09-08 04:16:45 AM  
first rate killer those hedgehogs
 
2012-09-08 04:22:00 AM  
My Sonic the Hedgehog official birthday video contest entry

/lost 30lbs since then
 
2012-09-08 04:22:30 AM  
You only get sick if the poop goes into your body right? Or does it infect you right away if you just touch the salmonella poop?
 
2012-09-08 04:34:11 AM  
I'm the first? Really?

magsol.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-08 04:34:12 AM  
Wait...are these AUSTRALIAN hedgehogs?
 
2012-09-08 04:41:11 AM  
Fail: Salmonella Typhimurium should be Salmonella typhimurium, including the italics.
 
2012-09-08 04:48:23 AM  

D_S_W: I'm the first? Really?


Indeed. Well played.

Look folks- wash your pets. Hedgies dont mind a bath, as if you are qualified to have one, you would know. And clean up their poop ( duh ) .
 
2012-09-08 04:51:25 AM  
My roommate in San Diego forgot to water her hedgehog. As hogs go, he was kinda cool.
 
2012-09-08 04:53:36 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
What a Hedgehog may look like.

/Used this same pic twice tonight.
//Been a weird day all around.
 
2012-09-08 05:09:18 AM  

LiberalConservative: Fail: Salmonella Typhimurium should be Salmonella typhimurium, including the italics.


This.

/pet peeves won't give you salmonella
 
2012-09-08 05:15:28 AM  
LiberalConservative: I twitched when I read that and came here to comment purely because of that. I think it's my issue, really. Less and Fewer, however, cause me to foam at the mouth.
 
2012-09-08 05:30:16 AM  

alienated: D_S_W: I'm the first? Really?

Indeed. Well played.

Look folks- wash your pets. Hedgies dont mind a bath, as if you are qualified to have one, you would know. And clean up their poop ( duh ) .


I think the real issue is people not washing their hands after they handle feces.
 
2012-09-08 05:35:36 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-08 05:47:29 AM  

My Bologna Has A Maiden Name: PSA

Though everyone poops, poop is not your friend. Poop is icky, and icky things live in poop. To stay clean, fresh and healthy, stay away from poop of all kinds. If contact with poop is made, thoroughly clean affected areas with soap and water. Your body loathes poop, and expels poop at every opportunity. Listen your body. Say no to poop.


Awesome awesome AWESOME, I say to you!! +1 internet!!
 
2012-09-08 05:51:10 AM  

BronyMedic: Oh, this is not news to anyone on the internet.

[i1.kym-cdn.com image 640x480]

Hedgehogs can indeed kill. Especially when you make fun of them for having terrible Mary Sue crossover characters.


fc06.deviantart.net
Zap TO THE EXTREME!
 
2012-09-08 06:01:27 AM  
This is what happens when you try to get them to share the hedge. 

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2012-09-08 06:27:36 AM  
Forget hedgehogs. The most dangerous reservoir of disease possible in the ordinary household is the larval hominid, a.k.a. the baby. Did you know that fully 100% of the infectious diseases to which humans are susceptible can be carried by the common household baby? Fortunately, a few simple hygienic measures, scrupulously adhered to, can keep your home free of this dangerous pest; and if these fail, there are options for safe and humane eradication.

*This message brought to you by Acme Pest Control, Malthusian Division
 
2012-09-08 06:27:57 AM  
blogs.houstonpress.com

What about sweathogs?
 
2012-09-08 06:31:55 AM  

ShannonKW: Forget hedgehogs. The most dangerous reservoir of disease possible in the ordinary household is the larval hominid, a.k.a. the baby. Did you know that fully 100% of the infectious diseases to which humans are susceptible can be carried by the common household baby? Fortunately, a few simple hygienic measures, scrupulously adhered to, can keep your home free of this dangerous pest; and if these fail, there are options for safe and humane eradication.

*This message brought to you by Acme Pest Control, Malthusian Division


This made me lol so hard. +1 to you.
 
2012-09-08 06:45:11 AM  

batcookie: This made me lol so hard. +1 to you.


Try the tenderloin, tip your waitress, yada yada :)
 
2012-09-08 07:43:27 AM  

TV's Vinnie: BronyMedic: Oh, this is not news to anyone on the internet.

[i1.kym-cdn.com image 640x480]

Hedgehogs can indeed kill. Especially when you make fun of them for having terrible Mary Sue crossover characters.

[fc06.deviantart.net image 452x499]
Zap TO THE EXTREME!


Poor Chris-Chan. If anyone ever feels depressed or down, you can read his encyclopediadramatica entry and suddenly realize that life isn't as horrible as you thought it was. It could always be worse, you could be Chris Chan.
 
2012-09-08 08:23:39 AM  
Clean up after your pets. Wash your hands after you clean up after your pets. Wash your hands after you play with your pets. Wash your hands before you eat. Seriously. Soap. Warm water. This is not that difficult. Even a little kid can do it.

/People are idiots
//Innocent hedgies get the blame
 
2012-09-08 08:31:20 AM  
i.imgur.com

Wanted for questioning
 
2012-09-08 08:57:20 AM  
I'm pretty sure this is in bold on every resource for hedgehog owners that exists. Wash your hands. Then wash them again. Salmonella is harmless to hedgehogs but not so harmless to humans.
 
2012-09-08 09:00:27 AM  
Australian Hedgehogs????
 
2012-09-08 09:24:49 AM  
Solution: Don't feed your pet hedgehog rotten food so it catches salmonlella in the first place.
 
2012-09-08 09:56:10 AM  
I just got back from Peace Coros service in a remote part of West Africa. My village ate hedgehogs all the time, since they're one of the most easily found and caught sources of bush meat. Basically, you poke it with a stick so it curls up in a ball, then you pick it up and fling it really hard against the ground. Skin, spit, roast...dinner.

It tastes awful. All connective tissue and fat. And it gives the shiats so bad you wish you could die afterwards.

And yes...it can kill you if you don't cook it thoroughly. Every African child knows this.
 
2012-09-08 10:43:07 AM  
i262.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-08 10:50:02 AM  
was thier anything strange about him? i should bleedin' well say not. except he was convinced he was being followed by a giant 'edgehog named Spiney Norman.
 
2012-09-08 10:50:40 AM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-08 10:57:51 AM  
images.wikia.com
 
2012-09-08 11:01:14 AM  
And on a similar note, this is full of comedy gold.
 
2012-09-08 01:33:28 PM  
Came for Ron Jeremy, leaving happy.

Maybe I should have said "arrived for." I'm not leaving *that* happy.
 
2012-09-08 02:51:46 PM  
Not if you kill them first!

images.wikia.com

"I will flatten you!"
 
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