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(io9)   Here's video of what the marketplace battle from Raiders Of The Lost Ark would have looked like if Harrison Ford hadn't had to crap right then   (io9.com) divider line 15
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2012-09-08 05:18:09 AM  
4 votes:
Han Indy shot first.
2012-09-08 06:53:23 AM  
3 votes:

LindenFark: If that limits the rolls available to him,


I have inside sources at a company that was doing some business with mr.ford.

He was up next in line for a nice poppyseed roll but because of his behaiver with the media head office said we couldn't allow him to have it.
2012-09-09 09:26:55 AM  
2 votes:

yukichigai: My take on it was more that the rest of the townsfolk really had no clue who the dude with the sword was, except that there's some American running through the plaza and this other dude pulls out a sword and starts threatening the poor guy.


Plus Indy was spending American dollars. He probably put a lot of merchant's kids through college just on one shopping trip so yeah, they'd root for him. Until he started knocking over everyone's baskets. Then they probably thought he was a dick.
2012-09-08 06:17:15 PM  
2 votes:

OriginalGamer: KrispyKritter: saw Harrison Ford on a talk show years ago. stereotypical blockhead actor with mindless comments in a dull monotone. yet there he is, one of the most over rated actors of our time. he should run for office, no doubt american dooshbags would vote him right on in.

For what it's worth, my Uncle had a ranch next to Harrison Ford's ranch in Wyoming. He met the guy on several occasions and said he couldn't be a nicer guy. Ford also piloted helicopters and helped with search and rescue in the area. Doesn't seem that douchy to me.


Helped? If I recall correctly, he actually saved two people, and transported them to safety. Tell me that wouldn't make a cool story bro, "Yeah, got lost hiking in the Rockies. Got saved by Indiana Jones."
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2012-09-08 05:48:03 AM  
2 votes:

KrispyKritter: saw Harrison Ford on a talk show years ago. stereotypical blockhead actor with mindless comments in a dull monotone. yet there he is, one of the most over rated actors of our time. he should run for office, no doubt american dooshbags would vote him right on in.


i think we found andrew mccarthy's fark handle.
2012-09-09 11:51:47 AM  
1 votes:

chewielouie: OriginalGamer: KrispyKritter: saw Harrison Ford on a talk show years ago. stereotypical blockhead actor with mindless comments in a dull monotone. yet there he is, one of the most over rated actors of our time. he should run for office, no doubt american dooshbags would vote him right on in.

For what it's worth, my Uncle had a ranch next to Harrison Ford's ranch in Wyoming. He met the guy on several occasions and said he couldn't be a nicer guy. Ford also piloted helicopters and helped with search and rescue in the area. Doesn't seem that douchy to me.

Helped? If I recall correctly, he actually saved two people, and transported them to safety. Tell me that wouldn't make a cool story bro, "Yeah, got lost hiking in the Rockies. Got saved by Indiana Jones."


One girl he saved was suffering from altitude sickness and puked in his hat. And then when she realized she had puked in Indiana Jones' hat she apparently started sobbing and apologizing.
2012-09-08 06:58:51 PM  
1 votes:

LindenFark: KrispyKritter: mindless comments in a dull monotone

I think Ford just has no respect for or need of the media, so it's expedient and efficient for him to be curt of the point of dickishness. I get the sense (or may have heard) that he's unwilling to do standard movie promotion. If that limits the rolls available to him, I doubt he cares.

My disappointment in him is that he doesn't seem to be pushing his craft. He's made his money and doesn't seem to be interested in exercising his potential or producing memorable performances.


The best interview I ever saw with him was on The Daily Show. It was the ONE TIME that Stewart was sick and Steve Carell filled in. He asked Ford "What question do you get asked all the time that bothers you the most?". Ford replied "I guess it's when people ask about my personal life." Carell said "OK, let's talk about that."
2012-09-08 01:01:38 PM  
1 votes:

OriginalGamer: KrispyKritter: saw Harrison Ford on a talk show years ago. stereotypical blockhead actor with mindless comments in a dull monotone. yet there he is, one of the most over rated actors of our time. he should run for office, no doubt american dooshbags would vote him right on in.

For what it's worth, my Uncle had a ranch next to Harrison Ford's ranch in Wyoming. He met the guy on several occasions and said he couldn't be a nicer guy. Ford also piloted helicopters and helped with search and rescue in the area. Doesn't seem that douchy to me.


Shut up Harrison.
2012-09-08 11:36:09 AM  
1 votes:

Mulchpuppy: behavior


yeah I just noticed as I re-read the thread.

I'm a fool
2012-09-08 11:12:50 AM  
1 votes:

Nadie_AZ: Was obsessed with this movie when it came out.


...and if Indy just LET the Nazis have the Ark they would have opened it for Hitler, face melts, war never starts! Problem solved! Way to F things up, Indy!!
2012-09-08 09:11:34 AM  
1 votes:
Also, this is a thing:

www.hobbyid.com
2012-09-08 08:51:26 AM  
1 votes:
The thing about Harrison is He BEEFS. He'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the set of "Raiders of the Lost Ark" he used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain to save time.
2012-09-08 08:44:18 AM  
1 votes:

AuralArgument: He was up next in line for a nice poppyseed roll


What does this mean?

Also, hes a douche in every interview I've ever seen. He seems like he's almost incapable of speaking at all. And he's the biggest douche about Star Wars. I get it, you don't want to talk about one role you did 100 years ago.
Shatner went through this too with Trek, everyone got pissed, and then he embraced it.

Face it, you're Han Solo and Indiana Jones. No one is running up to you saying "Hey! it's the dude from Hollywood Homicide!!"

So farking answer the questions about Star Wars when Jay Leno asks you about Star Wars!
2012-09-08 05:26:26 AM  
1 votes:

thisispete: It's hard to think of a more enjoyable movie than Raiders of the Lost Ark. Sure, there are deeper, more demanding and more rewarding movies, but Raiders is just such a pleasure to watch. The film gods were smiling when they gave Ford a case of the shiats.


Meh. Temple of Doom was way better.
2012-09-08 05:05:55 AM  
1 votes:
It's hard to think of a more enjoyable movie than Raiders of the Lost Ark. Sure, there are deeper, more demanding and more rewarding movies, but Raiders is just such a pleasure to watch. The film gods were smiling when they gave Ford a case of the shiats.
 
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