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(KREM Spokane)   Don't list "outsmarting the cops" and "the rush of outsmarting them all" among your interests on Facebook, especially if you're going to be caught on video brazenly stealing $200,000 in merchandise from area stores   (krem.com) divider line 16
    More: Dumbass, Facebook, gatlin, merchandise, ASHLEY KORSLIEN, Troy Baumgardner  
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2012-09-07 08:47:22 PM
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2012-09-07 09:23:39 PM
And cops enjoy the rush of nabbing those with idiotic notions of criminal ingenuity
 
2012-09-07 11:51:56 PM

DanZero: [cbsq104.files.wordpress.com image 600x570]


The beginnings of a seizure salad?
 
2012-09-08 03:54:30 AM
To be fair, he said he liked it, not that he'd ever done it. I mean, sure it'd be grammatically inaccurate, but I could say I like having sex with Bill Nye with complete conviction. Doesn't mean I've ever had the pleasure of doing it.

/Sigh... some day...
 
2012-09-08 07:06:26 AM

batcookie: To be fair, he said he liked it, not that he'd ever done it. I mean, sure it'd be grammatically inaccurate, but I could say I like having sex with Bill Nye with complete conviction. Doesn't mean I've ever had the pleasure of doing it.

/Sigh... some day...


who doesn't want to sex up Bill Nye? Science is hot!

/like the fist of an angry research & development lab worker
 
2012-09-08 07:14:29 AM
Nye is ok, even better if you enjoy him fistpumping and shouting "Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!" during the act.
 
2012-09-08 07:42:29 AM
Hey, does anybody have a follow up on what happened about the stolen Maple syrup from Canada? Didn't they have around $2 million worth of those stolen the other day?
 
2012-09-08 08:52:57 AM
Having used FB for work purposes, it amazes me what people will put on their page.....and leave their page PUBLIC.

I would think that if you're going to be a criminal you'd be a little discerning about your FB content.
 
2012-09-08 08:53:40 AM
He lists one of his interests as "outsmarting the cops" and wrote that his drug of choice is the "rush of outsmarting them all."

It's a shame such a gifted criminal mastermind stuck to store theft, when he could have been dazzling the planet with brilliant supervillainy.
 
2012-09-08 09:40:25 AM
know why he REALLY got caught?

Investigators raided Baumgardner's home Wednesday and recovered 2,000 items; including electronics, plants and shoes.

Dont steal plants. You will get caught every time.
 
2012-09-08 10:58:38 AM

Porous Horace: Nye is ok, even better if you enjoy him fistpumping and shouting "Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!" during the act.


I'm appalled that you think there even IS any other way!
 
2012-09-08 12:21:07 PM
I just went to change my Interests on my Facebook thing, subby, because you're not my mom and you don't tell me what to do.

/ not a thief though
// but I do get a little rush when I blow past a cop car doing a leeeetle more than the speed limit
/// [badassoverhere.jpg]
 
2012-09-08 02:59:20 PM

KrispyKritter: batcookie: To be fair, he said he liked it, not that he'd ever done it. I mean, sure it'd be grammatically inaccurate, but I could say I like having sex with Bill Nye with complete conviction. Doesn't mean I've ever had the pleasure of doing it.

/Sigh... some day...

who doesn't want to sex up Bill Nye? Science is hot!

/like the fist of an angry research & development lab worker


You both can keep Bill Nye. I'll take Neil deGrasse Tyson. Mmm-mm, that man is sapiosexy.
 
2012-09-08 03:18:21 PM
This all happened in my town. The funny part is the cops had all the stolen goods in the front yard and people thought it was a yard sale.
 
2012-09-08 03:47:29 PM
So he didn't get much of a rush, I take it.
 
2012-09-08 04:09:23 PM

piercer310: This all happened in my town. The funny part is the cops had all the stolen goods in the front yard and people thought it was a yard sale.


A bunch of new expensive crap in boxes in the front yard? Sounds like a Liberty Lake garage sale.
 
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