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(Chicago Trib)   U.S. Representative Jesse Jackson, Jr. has left the Mayo Clinic. He has a lot to ketchup on back in D.C. Lettuce hope he'll be able to cut the mustard   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 35
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2012-09-07 05:09:21 PM  
He certainly left his constituents in a pickle.
 
2012-09-07 05:16:03 PM  
Let's hope he gets back to it with relish
 
2012-09-07 05:57:00 PM  
Hopefully he'll be able to get to the real meat and potatoes of the issues.
 
2012-09-07 06:13:13 PM  
Was there also a call from Mr. Hamm on line 5?
 
2012-09-07 06:22:27 PM  

BKITU: Was there also a call from Mr. Hamm on line 5?


Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. Sorry, Ted, that's a dumb question... skip that.
 
2012-09-07 06:23:58 PM  

BKITU: Was there also a call from Mr. Hamm on line 5?


Give me Hamm on five, hold the Mayo.
 
2012-09-07 06:27:13 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-07 06:55:42 PM  
something something Cholula
 
2012-09-07 06:56:27 PM  
Bipolar Disorder is no laughing matter
Or is it?
 
2012-09-07 06:56:44 PM  

gopher321: BKITU: Was there also a call from Mr. Hamm on line 5?

Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. Sorry, Ted, that's a dumb question... skip that.


I just want to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you.
 
2012-09-07 06:57:28 PM  
i16.photobucket.com

"All right. Give me Hamm on five, hold the Mayo."
 
2012-09-07 06:58:04 PM  

vossiewulf: BKITU: Was there also a call from Mr. Hamm on line 5?

Give me Hamm on five, hold the Mayo.


Oh dammit. That's what I get for trying to GIS a pic to post.
 
2012-09-07 06:59:03 PM  
Came for the "Airplane!" references. Leaving satisfied.
 
2012-09-07 06:59:36 PM  
I'd vote for the condiment king.
 
2012-09-07 07:01:22 PM  
Now, Farkers, lettuce not get to cheesy
 
2012-09-07 07:01:28 PM  
Someone's just bacon for a bad pun thread?
 
2012-09-07 07:03:09 PM  

GranoblasticMan: vossiewulf: BKITU: Was there also a call from Mr. Hamm on line 5?

Give me Hamm on five, hold the Mayo.

Oh dammit. That's what I get for trying to GIS a pic to post.


We both know what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
 
2012-09-07 07:04:51 PM  
There really is no excuse for this. This poor guy should not be in the limelight.

Any real patriot should ask himself what is wrong with this country. How did we get here?
 
2012-09-07 07:04:55 PM  
Came for Capt. Ouevur, leaving satisfied.
 
2012-09-07 07:24:57 PM  
Im cheesed off! This is no time for rye humor. You think this is an Onion link? The man, which we all admire, went trough hell! Man, shure does make you think. One minute your flat on your buns with illness, and the doc tries 57 varieties of drugs, but still, no luck. Then, Pesto changeo! Health! Its a miracle! (Whip)
 
2012-09-07 07:28:17 PM  

tinyarena: Bipolar Disorder is no laughing matter
Or is it?


Half of the time, maybe.
 
2012-09-07 07:34:57 PM  
This mentally and emotionally unstable man should resign already. He has no business representing anybody but mental patients.
 
2012-09-07 07:36:32 PM  

jake_lex: tinyarena: Bipolar Disorder is no laughing matter
Or is it?

Half of the time, maybe.


Your comments have enraged me! I'm gonna...ahh, what's the point...?
 
2012-09-07 07:53:00 PM  
I hate all these puns.

And, it's not just because I always get to the thread after all the good ones are taken, dammit.
 
2012-09-07 07:53:41 PM  
I'm not expert but that probably was not enough time off for the type of break-down.
 
2012-09-07 08:04:39 PM  

ilambiquated: How did we get here?


Same as it ever was, same as it ever was, same as it ever was, same as it ever was...
 
2012-09-07 08:32:42 PM  
Looks like a job for Kikkoman.
 
2012-09-07 08:34:11 PM  

CygnusDarius: Looks like a job for Kikkoman.


And his trusty Asian sidekick, Huy Fong.
 
2012-09-07 08:35:52 PM  
Guacamole!
 
2012-09-07 08:41:46 PM  
*Ahem!*(lunatic)*ahem!  *Ahem!*(not stable)*ahem!* Sorry, seem to have something in my throat.
 
2012-09-07 08:51:20 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-07 09:13:55 PM  
Let's hope Chicago decides to eat fresh and pack this sandwich to go for the long subway ride to his new home in the 'hide the salami' bar district.
 
2012-09-07 09:30:38 PM  

cc_rider: Came for Capt. Ouevur, leaving satisfied.


Me also.

No, the white phone!
 
2012-09-07 10:59:20 PM  
+1 subby
 
2012-09-08 05:23:38 AM  

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: We both know what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.


It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.
 
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