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(San Luis Obispo Tribune)   First they came for yourcaque, and I didn't speak out   (sanluisobispo.com) divider line 33
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2012-09-07 08:43:46 PM
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Don't talk shiat about FROSTED FLAKES
 
2012-09-07 10:34:09 PM
Pet macaque.
 
2012-09-07 10:34:19 PM
No big deal.
 
2012-09-07 10:34:56 PM

DanZero: [vgboxart.com image 320x389]

Don't talk shiat about FROSTED FLAKES


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-07 10:36:19 PM

DanZero: [vgboxart.com image 320x389]

Don't talk shiat about FROSTED FLAKES


edudemic.com
 
2012-09-07 10:38:36 PM
Funny how the word "trailer" doesn't appear until the article's penultimate paragraph, when it explains so much about what went on.
 
2012-09-07 10:41:40 PM
Also TFA implies that the owner of the macaque *belonged* to the victim's boyfriend.
 
2012-09-07 10:42:24 PM
Macaque = may cack

My father had a 8 y/o stump tail, looked like a ginger chimp. 4 foot tall, 4 times stronger than you, and would kick you ass given the chance.

/cattle prod
//cheeks like a squirrel
///SQUIRREL
 
2012-09-07 10:47:06 PM
A bukkae, never your bukkae...
 
2012-09-07 10:48:13 PM
www.popscreen.com 

Just dont tell that to Fjurg Van Der Ploeg!
 
2012-09-07 10:54:13 PM
They can have macaque when they pry it from my...
 
2012-09-07 10:59:30 PM
+1 subby, would laugh again
 
2012-09-07 11:00:01 PM
www.tamalegirlblog.com
 
2012-09-07 11:02:11 PM
Why the fark would anyone want an exotic animal as a pet?

Just get a dog or a cat. They like to be held, petted and played with. Isn't that the point of having an animal around?

Well, that, and my fat, lazy tabby feels entitled to the place.
 
2012-09-07 11:03:57 PM
Don't like frosted flakes, eh? What else am I supposed to feed my monkey, smart guy? Just head down to the monkey food store and pick up a bag of monkey kibble? Am I right or am I wrong? AM I RIGHT OR WRONG?
 
2012-09-07 11:10:04 PM
Caque, or death?
 
2012-09-07 11:11:20 PM

L.D. Ablo: Why the fark would anyone want an exotic animal as a pet?

Just get a dog or a cat. They like to be held, petted and played with. Isn't that the point of having an animal around?


Are you serious?
 
2012-09-07 11:14:52 PM
sgnilward:"maybe you wouldn't have such a problem with moist, creamy panties if you weren't all over macaque"

/oldest known macaque joke, circa 2007
 
2012-09-07 11:21:55 PM

L.D. Ablo: Why the fark would anyone want an exotic animal as a pet?


For some reason it's popular among drug dealers
 
2012-09-07 11:28:36 PM
Funny, didn't know Pit Bulls were "exotic".
 
2012-09-07 11:42:32 PM
Mike Koch? Anyone seen him?
tvmedia.ign.com
 
2012-09-07 11:52:59 PM
Macaque is fat.

/wanna see?
 
2012-09-08 12:26:24 AM
 
2012-09-08 12:27:50 AM

L.D. Ablo: Why the fark would anyone want an exotic animal as a pet?

Just get a dog or a cat. They like to be held, petted and played with. Isn't that the point of having an animal around?

Well, that, and my fat, lazy tabby feels entitled to the place.


I guess you'd have to define the term "exotic" in the first place. Once upon a time I had a lovebird. (He lived a good, long life.) He was hatched and raised by a responsible local breeder. Wonderful bird. Loved to be, well, held, petted and played with. I miss him. But are peach-faced lovebirds technically "domesticated?"

On the other hand, my betta is not what you'd call cuddly, but he's definitely domesticated. And he certainly does interact. Said interaction is not on the same level as a cat or dog, but it most certainly is there and worthwhile.

/Wouldn't want a primate as a pet.
 
2012-09-08 12:30:10 AM

L.D. Ablo: Why the fark would anyone want an exotic animal a primate as a pet?

Just get a dog or a cat. They like to be held, petted and played with. Isn't that the point of having an animal around?


FTFY. Nasty beasts, primates. Violent, cunning, filthy and prone to unpredictable outbursts, among many other faults. You'd have to be crazy to keep a primate in your house.

/single
 
2012-09-08 12:57:43 AM

Linkster: Macaque = may cack

My father had a 8 y/o stump tail, looked like a ginger chimp. 4 foot tall, 4 times stronger than you, and would kick you ass given the chance.


Your father sounds really ugly.
 
2012-09-08 01:14:45 AM

Linkster: Macaque = may cack

My father had a 8 y/o stump tail, looked like a ginger chimp. 4 foot tall, 4 times stronger than you, and would kick you ass given the chance.

/cattle prod
//cheeks like a squirrel
///SQUIRREL


Awwww, don't take all the fun out of the pronunciation.....

And even if your Father had an 8 year old stump tail, looked like a ginger chimp and was 4 times stronger than me, I bet my Father could still kick his ass.
 
2012-09-08 01:17:52 AM

L.D. Ablo: Why the fark would anyone want an exotic animal as a pet?


My godmother used to keep exotic pets, some just because, others as part of wildlife rehabilitation and/or rescue, some because other exotic pet owners just couldn't care for them, any number of reasons. Almost every time you went to her home she had some new animal running, flying, walking, crawling, slithering, or lazing around. She kept everything from cephs (mostly cuttlefish, which were awesome, and she had an octopus at one point), snakes...one time she was even breeding chinchillas.

She kept a rhesus macaque for a short while at one point for some rescue/rehabilitation thing. It was pretty cool, if not a bit over-sensitive as long as you weren't a dick.
 
2012-09-08 01:20:55 AM
I bet an obese macaque looks hilarious.
 
2012-09-08 01:26:16 AM

L.D. Ablo: Why the fark would anyone want an exotic animal as a pet?

Just get a dog or a cat. They like to be held, petted and played with. Isn't that the point of having an animal around?

Well, that, and my fat, lazy tabby feels entitled to the place.


who knows what would happen to Trailer full of Snakes Guy if he couldn't do his thing. who knows.
 
2012-09-08 02:37:48 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-08 12:48:53 PM
farm9.staticflickr.com

/no one expects the macaque inquisition...
 
2012-09-08 01:48:48 PM
It's "undocumented monkey" now.

Insensitive assholes....
 
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