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(The Smoking Gun)   FBI probing Facebook event scheduled for Littleton, Colorado--home of Columbine High--where "180 people had been invited to the 'KILLING SPREE,' and 37 had responded that they were coming   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 73
    More: Asinine, Littleton, FBI, Colorado, Facebook, event scheduling, Columbine High School  
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2012-09-07 05:29:33 PM
See you all there! I'll be the guy in the trench coat.
 
2012-09-07 05:31:12 PM
This kind if reminds me of that film " Vanishing Point".
/Have to make a bad guy to stop.
 
2012-09-07 05:32:26 PM

SmokeMonkey: See you all there! I'll be the guy in the trench coat.


Don't forget your rapist glasses.
 
2012-09-07 05:33:06 PM
I don't want to sign up for death. Is cake an option?
 
2012-09-07 05:33:16 PM
"That's some mighty fine police work there, Lou."
 
2012-09-07 05:33:16 PM
Black trench coats optional.
 
2012-09-07 05:33:16 PM
Too Soon?
 
2012-09-07 05:33:16 PM
it's good that people really don't understand how to use the privacy settings on facebook.
 
2012-09-07 05:33:16 PM
What's his Fark handle?
 
2012-09-07 05:33:16 PM
Free ticket to the Gun Show if you attend.
 
2012-09-07 05:33:16 PM
Oh dear sweet Jayzuz.............

Littleton is the county seat for Arapahoe County, Columbine H.S. is in un-incorporated Jefferson County, the only reason it is "in Littleton" is because the mail goes through Littleton's Post Office.

/Ex-Arapohoe Resident
 
2012-09-07 05:34:07 PM
Free ticket to the Gun Show for if you attend.
 
2012-09-07 05:34:32 PM

G.I.R.B.: Oh dear sweet Jayzuz.............

Littleton is the county seat for Arapahoe County, Columbine H.S. is in un-incorporated Jefferson County, the only reason it is "in Littleton" is because the mail goes through Littleton's Post Office.

/Ex-Arapohoe Resident


"Arapahoe"

Preview is my friend.

rant over, flame on!
 
2012-09-07 05:35:12 PM
WTF?
 
2012-09-07 05:37:03 PM

Soymilk: I don't want to sign up for death. Is cake an option?


Nope. One or the other. Cake or death? What's it going to be??
 
2012-09-07 05:37:04 PM
Wanted for questioning
media.oregonlive.com
 
2012-09-07 05:37:27 PM
Pbbft. What jokers..

// so sorry..
 
2012-09-07 05:37:46 PM

SmokeMonkey: See you all there! I'll be the guy in the trench coat.


That's fine and all, but can we finish lunch this time?
 
2012-09-07 05:39:32 PM

G.I.R.B.: Oh dear sweet Jayzuz.............

Littleton is the county seat for Arapahoe County, Columbine H.S. is in un-incorporated Jefferson County, the only reason it is "in Littleton" is because the mail goes through Littleton's Post Office.

/Ex-Arapohoe Resident


Well, same general area; it's not like Columbine High is in Topeka
 
2012-09-07 05:40:52 PM
Somebody's nephew in Texas is due for some stitches...
 
2012-09-07 05:41:39 PM

Evil Mackerel: SmokeMonkey: See you all there! I'll be the guy in the trench coat.

Don't forget your rapist glasses.


What be these?
 
2012-09-07 05:41:44 PM
Does this mean I should un-RSVP for that Facebook post-Rapture looting party?
 
2012-09-07 05:44:56 PM
As someone who grew up in Littleton, Colorado, and lived two miles from Columbine High the day of the massacre, may I just say I hope the FBI finds the smartass responsible for this and beats him within a inch of his worthless, sad little life.
 
2012-09-07 05:45:20 PM
True.

Several localities that had "Littleton" as their mailing address have changed that, for example: "Centennial". (My old stomping grounds.)

Columbine struck a little close to home for me, my nephew was a student there and knew those two psychos.

He lost several friends.

;'(
 
2012-09-07 05:45:28 PM
Killing spree!

/autoplays
 
2012-09-07 05:46:17 PM
http://halo.bungie.org/misc/dialogue/multiplay/killingspree.mp3

Goddamned unfetchable links
 
2012-09-07 05:46:51 PM

tnpir: As someone who grew up in Littleton, Colorado, and lived two miles from Columbine High the day of the massacre, may I just say I hope the FBI finds the smartass responsible for this and beats him within a inch of his worthless, sad little life.


I say tie the little psycho to a tree, set him on fire, and then put him out with a shovel.
 
2012-09-07 05:49:51 PM

Summer Glau's Love Slave: Evil Mackerel: SmokeMonkey: See you all there! I'll be the guy in the trench coat.

Don't forget your rapist glasses.

What be these?


It's an addon for the Google glasses that measures legitimacy for you.
 
2012-09-07 05:50:46 PM
Rocket fuel=spice?
 
2012-09-07 05:51:04 PM
Acer still sells computers?
 
2012-09-07 05:51:41 PM

G.I.R.B.: tnpir: As someone who grew up in Littleton, Colorado, and lived two miles from Columbine High the day of the massacre, may I just say I hope the FBI finds the smartass responsible for this and beats him within a inch of his worthless, sad little life.

I say tie the little psycho to a tree, set him on fire, and then put him out with a shovel.


Little psycho is a 30yr old woman
 
2012-09-07 05:51:53 PM
Idiots! Everyone knows you post killing srpees on Angies List.
 
2012-09-07 05:52:36 PM

blatz514: G.I.R.B.: tnpir: As someone who grew up in Littleton, Colorado, and lived two miles from Columbine High the day of the massacre, may I just say I hope the FBI finds the smartass responsible for this and beats him within a inch of his worthless, sad little life.

I say tie the little psycho to a tree, set him on fire, and then put him out with a shovel.

Little psycho is a 30yr old woman



something something gender bias
 
2012-09-07 05:55:27 PM

styckx: Acer still sells computers?


Yeah, I'm posting from my Acer laptop, which was hundreds of dollars less expensive than anything else similarly spec'd at the time... and which I've had absolutely no issues with, or complaints about.

We've also got an Acer projector in the livingroom, and the bulb life is triple what I found on anything else at the time. So meh, I like Acer.
 
2012-09-07 05:57:03 PM

Evil Mackerel: SmokeMonkey: See you all there! I'll be the guy in the trench coat.

Don't forget your rapist glasses.


technically they're called therapy glasses
 
2012-09-07 05:57:22 PM
Did we really need to dig up any random "gun crimes" that happened on that date in past years? As if all that shiat is REALLY related....
 
2012-09-07 05:58:11 PM

sew_buttons: Soymilk: I don't want to sign up for death. Is cake an option?

Nope. One or the other. Cake or death? What's it going to be??


Cake please.
 
2012-09-07 05:59:52 PM

Summer Glau's Love Slave: Evil Mackerel: SmokeMonkey: See you all there! I'll be the guy in the trench coat.

Don't forget your rapist glasses.

What be these?


Rapist Glasses
 
2012-09-07 06:01:15 PM

Treygreen13: blatz514: G.I.R.B.: tnpir: As someone who grew up in Littleton, Colorado, and lived two miles from Columbine High the day of the massacre, may I just say I hope the FBI finds the smartass responsible for this and beats him within a inch of his worthless, sad little life.

I say tie the little psycho to a tree, set him on fire, and then put him out with a shovel.

Little psycho is a 30yr old woman


something something gender bias


I was going to say something along the lines of that she was in her 30's and had a ton more experience with guns than the high school kids.
 
2012-09-07 06:03:04 PM

BSABSVR: Summer Glau's Love Slave: Evil Mackerel: SmokeMonkey: See you all there! I'll be the guy in the trench coat.

Don't forget your rapist glasses.

What be these?

Rapist Glasses


This YouTube comment says it all:
2007-rapist glasses
2012-hipster glasses
 
2012-09-07 06:05:41 PM

G.I.R.B.: tnpir: As someone who grew up in Littleton, Colorado, and lived two miles from Columbine High the day of the massacre, may I just say I hope the FBI finds the smartass responsible for this and beats him within a inch of his worthless, sad little life.

I say tie the little psycho to a tree, set him on fire, and then put him out with a shovel.


Pitchforks have been proven to work better in this situation. Something about the specific gravity of the fork tines vs the leftover dirt on the shovel, or something like that. They do suggest pre-treating the fire with a small framing hammer.
 
2012-09-07 06:07:00 PM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Summer Glau's Love Slave: Evil Mackerel: SmokeMonkey: See you all there! I'll be the guy in the trench coat.

Don't forget your rapist glasses.

What be these?

It's an addon for the Google glasses that measures legitimacy for you.


...
 
2012-09-07 06:11:52 PM
Huh, I thought it would be just your typical tasteless punk/industrial club night name, I'm surprised some unhinged dumbass really posted his mass murder plans to Facebook. What did he think was going to happen?
 
2012-09-07 06:13:37 PM
FTA: FBI agents last week raided a residence allegedly connected to the online threats and seized several guns and "eight books and notebook involving killing," court records show.

To Kill a Mockingbird
Slaughterhouse Five
Death of a Salesman
Dressed To Kill
How to Make a Killing in Penny Shares

[...]
 
2012-09-07 06:14:55 PM
so when will the FBI officially change to FaceBook Investigators?
 
2012-09-07 06:16:14 PM

G.I.R.B.: True.

Several localities that had "Littleton" as their mailing address have changed that, for example: "Centennial". (My old stomping grounds.)

Columbine struck a little close to home for me, my nephew was a student there and knew those two psychos.

He lost several friends.

;'(

/CSB


FFM
 
2012-09-07 06:16:34 PM
I'm sorry, I can't possibly understand this news article unless I am shown a huge Facebook logo to tie all the details together. Oh shoot, there it is! Sorry folks, false alarm.
 
2012-09-07 06:23:19 PM

baronvonzipper: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Summer Glau's Love Slave: Evil Mackerel: SmokeMonkey: See you all there! I'll be the guy in the trench coat.

Don't forget your rapist glasses.

What be these?

It's an addon for the Google glasses that measures legitimacy for you.

...


Hey someone asked a question. Not knowing the answer is no reason not to tell him something.
 
2012-09-07 06:24:36 PM

rosonowski: styckx: Acer still sells computers?

Yeah, I'm posting from my Acer laptop, which was hundreds of dollars less expensive than anything else similarly spec'd at the time... and which I've had absolutely no issues with, or complaints about.

We've also got an Acer projector in the livingroom, and the bulb life is triple what I found on anything else at the time. So meh, I like Acer.


Also postin' to rep my Acer, still going strong from that short time back when Acer built top of the line laptops. I'm quite surprised how durable it's been; I take it everywhere and I had expected to replace it at least two years ago! (Have had to upgrade my CPU and replace the fan assembly, though.) Not sure how much I trust the cheapies they make these days, though.
 
2012-09-07 06:24:44 PM

sew_buttons: Soymilk: I don't want to sign up for death. Is cake an option?

Nope. One or the other. Cake or death? What's it going to be??


Death - NO! I meant cake, CAKE!
 
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