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(WTSP)   Apparently, stealing erotic sentences from 50 Shades of Grey and texting them to teenage girls hasn't gotten old for teachers in Polk County   (wtsp.com) divider line 84
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2012-09-07 05:33:02 PM
Apparently, stealing erotic poorly written and ill-informed sentences from 50 Shades of Gray and texting them to teenage girls hasn't gotten old for teachers in Polk County

/FTFY
 
2012-09-07 05:33:02 PM
Tag needed

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-07 05:36:13 PM
Soooo, you're saying that doesn't work.
 
2012-09-07 06:00:38 PM
i.imgur.com

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i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-07 06:07:17 PM
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2012-09-07 06:39:14 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-07 07:03:52 PM
Holy crap!
 
2012-09-07 07:46:49 PM
Reminds me of South Park's Chicken F*cker for some reason.
 
2012-09-07 07:48:04 PM
Christ, at least write your own porn to text to people. Show some effort.
 
2012-09-07 07:49:44 PM
Forgive me for saying this, but just about everyone in this story seems to be, well, not very bright.
 
2012-09-07 07:50:54 PM
So ...... he was arrested for WIE? What's his FARK handle?
 
2012-09-07 07:51:21 PM
They should be ashamed, that book is so poorly written!
 
2012-09-07 07:51:26 PM
Wow, that arrest warrant reads like something from dirty yahoo chat window.
 
2012-09-07 07:52:26 PM

ladyfortuna: Christ, at least write your own porn to text to people. Show some effort.


You obviously do not know Polk County teachers - they're dumber than a box of hair.
 
2012-09-07 07:52:54 PM
It's much sexier if you get Duke Nukem to do it.
 
2012-09-07 07:55:50 PM
if this male teacher was the cute blonde female teacher seen in pic at LH bottom of TFA he too could wind up making decent $$$ talking about his crimes on talk shows and real crime TV shows. but he won't, 'he' being the key word.
 
2012-09-07 07:57:39 PM

Saborlas: Apparently, stealing erotic poorly written and ill-informed sentences from 50 Shades of Gray and texting them to teenage girls hasn't gotten old for teachers in Polk County

/FTFY


Excellent, I'm glad the Boobies was from a BDSM whiner.
 
2012-09-07 07:59:17 PM
The real crime here is that someone thinks 50 Shades of Grey is a realistic portrayal of BDSM, and not a pathetic excuse to pass of Twilight Fanfiction as a legitimate book.
 
2012-09-07 07:59:54 PM

DanZero: Tag needed

[img.photobucket.com image 54x11]


That is very well done. I second this.
 
2012-09-07 08:00:39 PM
Who farking cares. It wasn't even 100 years ago that you could marry a teenager. And we act like we've come sooooo far...
 
2012-09-07 08:01:57 PM

BronyMedic: The real crime here is that someone thinks 50 Shades of Grey is a realistic portrayal of BDSM, and not a pathetic excuse to pass of Twilight Fanfiction as a legitimate book.


So much this.

Anything they can sell in Target...on a shelf above "The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty"...within shouting distance of the Family Film section...just isn't porn.
 
2012-09-07 08:02:04 PM

Rustblade: Who farking cares. It wasn't even 100 years ago that you could marry a teenager. And we act like we've come sooooo far...


You still can.
 
2012-09-07 08:05:59 PM

Saborlas: Apparently, stealing erotic poorly written and ill-informed sentences from 50 Shades of Gray and texting them to teenage girls hasn't gotten old for teachers in Polk County

/FTFY


Came here to say this, only my joke was "FOLLOWUP: Charges later dropped on the grounds that there are no erotic sentences in 50 Shades of Gray".
 
2012-09-07 08:07:14 PM

miss diminutive: Rustblade: Who farking cares. It wasn't even 100 years ago that you could marry a teenager. And we act like we've come sooooo far...

You still can.


Hell, you can marry a 13 year old in New Hampshire with parental consent.

/don't do that though
 
2012-09-07 08:10:20 PM

ladyfortuna: Christ, at least write your own porn to text to people. Show some effort.


Or at least use the Fifty Shades Generator, if nothing else. Tougher to recognize, and much better writing.
 
2012-09-07 08:11:05 PM
www.wtsp.com

www.wtsp.com

www.wtsp.com


Debra LaFave, a Trifecta unto herself.
 
2012-09-07 08:11:12 PM
My throbbing manhood was like a purple-headed warrior yearning to the storm her fiery hot gates.

bie?
eip...
 
2012-09-07 08:11:59 PM

DanZero: Tag needed

[img.photobucket.com image 54x11]


I vote for that
 
2012-09-07 08:13:15 PM

Omahawg: My throbbing manhood was like a purple-headed warrior yearning to the storm her fiery hot gates.

bie?
eip...


Dude, I know Skryim is cool and all, but the girls really don't find it attractive.

The Secret World is where all the sexy is at now.

/Templar, baby.
 
2012-09-07 08:14:05 PM
Those who fail to learn from history (all the teachers busted for this shiat) are doomed to repete it (get busted them selves)
 
2012-09-07 08:16:17 PM
Grady Judd is a self righteous attention whore.
But he did take the basketball goals away from the felons so hes not all bad.
 
2012-09-07 08:19:15 PM
Sure, child seduction is pretty bad, but wait till they get him for illegally infringing the copyright of the book. Then he'll see some serious jail and fines.
 
2012-09-07 08:20:10 PM

BronyMedic: Omahawg: My throbbing manhood was like a purple-headed warrior yearning to the storm her fiery hot gates.

bie?
eip...

Dude, I know Skryim is cool and all, but the girls really don't find it attractive.

The Secret World is where all the sexy is at now.

/Templar, baby.


ha! i'm not even sure what skyrim is

/old
 
2012-09-07 08:23:09 PM

Omahawg: My throbbing manhood was like a purple-headed warrior yearning to the storm her fiery hot gates.


www.wearysloth.com

Approves
 
2012-09-07 08:27:33 PM
Best arrest affadavit ever.
 
2012-09-07 08:27:37 PM

Omahawg: BronyMedic: Omahawg: My throbbing manhood was like a purple-headed warrior yearning to the storm her fiery hot gates.

bie?
eip...

Dude, I know Skryim is cool and all, but the girls really don't find it attractive.

The Secret World is where all the sexy is at now.

/Templar, baby.

ha! i'm not even sure what skyrim is

/old


It's a version of the Mile High Club in which you or your partner rim each other at cruising altitude.
 
2012-09-07 08:31:24 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: Omahawg: BronyMedic: Omahawg: My throbbing manhood was like a purple-headed warrior yearning to the storm her fiery hot gates.

bie?
eip...

Dude, I know Skryim is cool and all, but the girls really don't find it attractive.

The Secret World is where all the sexy is at now.

/Templar, baby.

ha! i'm not even sure what skyrim is

/old

It's a version of the Mile High Club in which you or your partner rim each other at cruising altitude.


Still not as bad as the Mustard Dispenser
 
2012-09-07 08:32:28 PM
As for Pennington's wife, she let him sit behind bars. The sheriff described her reaction, "'I don't even need to know what the charges are, I have no intention of getting him out!'"

Lulz. Guy must have been in the doghouse for a very long time.
 
2012-09-07 08:32:44 PM

Sylvia_Bandersnatch: Forgive me for saying this, but just about everyone in this story seems to be, well, not very bright.


Note which tag was used for this link :p
 
2012-09-07 08:39:46 PM
Was that wrong? Should he not have done that??
 
2012-09-07 08:53:40 PM
Wait a minute, one of their reporters, Lorena Rabago, was once featured on the defunct site "Is Anyone Up?" I mean, I wouldn't know for certain, of course...
 
2012-09-07 08:55:02 PM

miss diminutive: Wow, that arrest warrant reads like something from dirty yahoo chat window.


How YOU Doin'!
 
2012-09-07 08:55:05 PM

BronyMedic: thisisyourbrainonFark: Omahawg: BronyMedic: Omahawg: My throbbing manhood was like a purple-headed warrior yearning to the storm her fiery hot gates.

bie?
eip...

Dude, I know Skryim is cool and all, but the girls really don't find it attractive.

The Secret World is where all the sexy is at now.

/Templar, baby.

ha! i'm not even sure what skyrim is

/old

It's a version of the Mile High Club in which you or your partner rim each other at cruising altitude.

Still not as bad as the Mustard Dispenser


Do I dare inquire further?
 
2012-09-07 09:13:34 PM

Linkster: miss diminutive: Wow, that arrest warrant reads like something from dirty yahoo chat window.

How YOU Doin'!


asl?
 
2012-09-07 09:14:41 PM
40/m/working hard for the money...so hard for the money
 
2012-09-07 09:25:06 PM
Please be Lakeland
Please be Lakeland
Please be Lakeland

*RTA*

Damn! Lost $20
 
2012-09-07 09:29:29 PM
The last time I was on a plane (last June), the girl sitting next to me was reading 50 Shades of Gray. She looked about 12. I was very uncomfortable with the situation.
 
2012-09-07 09:42:00 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: BronyMedic: thisisyourbrainonFark: Omahawg: BronyMedic: Omahawg: My throbbing manhood was like a purple-headed warrior yearning to the storm her fiery hot gates.

bie?
eip...

Dude, I know Skryim is cool and all, but the girls really don't find it attractive.

The Secret World is where all the sexy is at now.

/Templar, baby.

ha! i'm not even sure what skyrim is

/old

It's a version of the Mile High Club in which you or your partner rim each other at cruising altitude.

Still not as bad as the Mustard Dispenser

Do I dare inquire further?


The Mustard Dispenser is when you put your oscar myer under a pregnant girl's salad bar, and punch her in the coin purse so hard that gold and spicy brown drips out all over it.

/that is still better than reading 50 Shades of Grey. Or one chapter of Twilight: New Moon
 
2012-09-07 09:43:02 PM

OgreMagi: The last time I was on a plane (last June), the girl sitting next to me was reading 50 Shades of Gray. She looked about 12. I was very uncomfortable with the situation.


That's what I find most disturbing about Fifty Shades of Grey, seeing people reading it in public. The nice old lady on the bus... I know what's going on over there, and I don't like it one bit. Somebody else has to sit there when you get up. Wipe down the equipment when you've finished your set.
 
2012-09-07 09:45:03 PM
www.ifc.com
 
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