Big Beef Burrito: I don't even want to ask Gawker.Someone summarize.
fluffy2097: If it was anything other then oatmeal, you'd be banned right now.
fluffy2097: Expolaris: I have tried my very hardest to block that image out up to this point. I CANNOT UNSEE.If that's an image that permanently seers into your retinas, you should probably abandon the internet.While we're on a roll...4.bp.blogspot.comPoor Blackleaf... I love those tracts.
Expolaris: All this shiat does it remind me of a girl i was hitting on in college,Met her at the library, small talk here and there. Weeks go by, kept talking. Eventually get to texting and things seem to be going well....when she reveals that she a "transethnic animal soul" to use her words. That she had the beating heart and soul of a proud lioness like from the Lion King. She wanted me to join her...pride of fellow lions....not all of which were the same gender as their "inner self."No matter how long it's been since i've gotten laid, i was not that desperate.
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