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(Politico)   Scarlett Johansson: "I remember the excitement I felt in that secret box"   (politico.com) divider line 85
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2012-09-07 01:12:45 PM
That's a pretty schlick headline. +1
 
2012-09-07 06:37:47 PM
You're welcome, honey.
 
2012-09-07 06:41:58 PM
why am I fapping?
 
2012-09-07 06:42:56 PM
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2012-09-07 06:43:06 PM
She's never seen excitement in her secret box until she see me in her secret box.

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2012-09-07 06:43:06 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-07 06:44:29 PM
I love her. She is mine. You can not have her.
 
2012-09-07 06:48:37 PM
What a dumb-ass 4 minute speech she gave.
 
2012-09-07 06:48:45 PM
Can I feel your box too?
 
2012-09-07 06:49:12 PM
But, with a little mind-bending, I would do her.
 
2012-09-07 06:50:35 PM
emotibot.net
 
2012-09-07 06:52:20 PM

Rent Party: [i.imgur.com image 730x541]


Are you saying that 10 out of 12 males would FAP to Ms. Johansson?

sounds about right

nttawwt
 
2012-09-07 06:52:53 PM

ZMugg: Rent Party: [i.imgur.com image 730x541]

Are you saying that 10 out of 12 males would FAP to Ms. Johansson?

sounds about right

nttawwt


I will personally make up for the other two.
 
2012-09-07 06:53:11 PM

ZMugg: Rent Party: [i.imgur.com image 730x541]

Are you saying that 10 out of 12 males would FAP to Ms. Johansson?

sounds about right

nttawwt


One would be gay, the other would have some sort of weird fetish. Yeah, those proportions sound kosher.
 
2012-09-07 06:53:14 PM
I'll vote for Obama if ScarJo lets me user her personal secret box.
 
2012-09-07 06:53:31 PM
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2012-09-07 06:55:11 PM
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Black Swan 2: No plot, no dancing, just lots of this.
 
2012-09-07 07:01:29 PM

Mart Laar's beard shaver: What a dumb-ass 4 minute speech she gave.


i.canvasugc.com

Should she have argued with the furniture for twelve minutes instead?
 
2012-09-07 07:01:43 PM
I totally read "excrement" and wondered why people were getting so worked up about it.
 
2012-09-07 07:03:26 PM
Came for pictures, leaving sticky
 
Ehh
2012-09-07 07:07:38 PM
If she repeats that speech for the news cameras a few times, she'll reelect Obama and add thousands of young voters to the rolls.

Not for the first time I am thinking, pleeeeese, Scarlett, pleeeese. Do it. Tell them about that excitement you felt in that sacred, secret box.
 
2012-09-07 07:08:58 PM

I Like Bread: I totally read "excrement" and wondered why people were getting so worked up about it.


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2012-09-07 07:09:44 PM

Mart Laar's beard shaver: What a dumb-ass 4 minute speech she gave.


So... what was wrong with it? She reminded people about programs that many people depend on that Republicans would just like to cut, and for them to pay attention to issues happening today.

Most importantly, she tried to urge the youth to go out and vote - not even necessarily to vote for who she wants to see elected - just to go out and vote, period. Sure, nothing of huge substance. But this is Scarlett Johansen, not a policy maker. I expect some substance and details out of politicians, not celebrities.
 
2012-09-07 07:10:47 PM

Gwyrddu: Mart Laar's beard shaver: What a dumb-ass 4 minute speech she gave.

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Should she have argued with the furniture for twelve minutes instead?


Let's compromise. She should have jumped rope for eight.

Happy?
 
2012-09-07 07:15:56 PM
It is no secret that I would love to produce excitement in Scarlett Johansson's box
 
2012-09-07 07:23:56 PM
I think the people who she was pandering to was too busy watching the VMA and tweeting about it.
 
2012-09-07 07:24:33 PM
Yes, but is it a one two three lock box?
 
2012-09-07 07:31:39 PM

phreezen: I think the people who she was pandering to was too busy watching the VMA and tweeting about it.


The people Clint was pandering to were too busy adjusting the rabbit ears trying to find Lawrence Welk and cursing Herbert Hoover
 
2012-09-07 07:37:36 PM
Don't trust her, I voted for Obama in 2008 and all Janeane Garafolo did was dry himp me.
 
2012-09-07 07:40:54 PM
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2012-09-07 07:43:05 PM
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2012-09-07 07:47:08 PM
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2012-09-07 07:56:54 PM
You're doing the lords work, Waldo.
 
2012-09-07 08:00:22 PM

strathcona: You're doing the lords work, Waldo.


Don't mention the Lord in a Democrat thread. They'll boo you.
 
2012-09-07 08:04:55 PM

Anderson's Pooper: strathcona: You're doing the lords work, Waldo.

Don't mention the Lord in a Democrat thread. They'll boo you.


Even Democrats call out the Lord's name in the throes of passion.

/Ooohhhh...bama!
 
2012-09-07 08:05:04 PM

Anderson's Pooper: strathcona: You're doing the lords work, Waldo.

Don't mention the Lord in a Democrat thread. They'll boo you.


Uh, yeah, Ok...
 
2012-09-07 08:05:50 PM
Wasn't there a scene from a movie where she was fingered in a car?
 
2012-09-07 08:05:58 PM
Also, everyone but Waldo Pepper receives a check-minus for the thread.
 
2012-09-07 08:06:16 PM
Gotta fap again dammit.
 
2012-09-07 08:11:09 PM
She actually liked being cuffed in my basement?
 
2012-09-07 08:13:53 PM
Liberal says stupid things. News at 10.
 
2012-09-07 08:17:46 PM

strathcona: You're doing the lords work, Waldo.


figured I owe it to everyone for my right wing christian rants in other threads
 
2012-09-07 08:21:28 PM
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2012-09-07 08:25:06 PM
She's got a weird face, like an "If They Mated" between Michelle Williams and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

/sharp knees, etc.
 
2012-09-07 08:34:09 PM
Damn, I would love to fuk her again.
 
2012-09-07 08:34:16 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: She's got a weird face, like an "If They Mated" between Michelle Williams and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

/sharp knees, etc.


you sir are welcome to leave this thread
 
2012-09-07 08:39:01 PM
she and ryan reynolds woulda made beautiful babies
 
2012-09-07 08:40:08 PM
Dry himp.
 
2012-09-07 08:44:58 PM
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/I'll have a seat over there
 
2012-09-07 09:06:04 PM
My penis fits in the lock of your box, I just need one chance baby and....damnit I already came.
 
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