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(Huffington Post)   "He diminished himself by even mentioning my name"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 122
    More: Obvious, John Kerry, DNC, Sarah Palin, human beings, U.S. President Barack Obama, Vice President Joe Biden, Dr. Jill Biden, Rocky IV  
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2012-09-07 01:59:50 PM  
Great self image there, coont.
 
2012-09-07 02:04:47 PM  
"me representing the average American who yeah I did say in Alaska you can see Russia from our land base and I was making the point that we are strategically located on the globe and when it comes to transportation corridors and resources that are shared and fought over [in] Alaska and I as the governor had known what I was doing in dealing with some international issues that had to do with our resources that could help secure the nation."

*blinks*
 
2012-09-07 02:09:09 PM  
When did Michael Palin get divorced? Who is this woman?
 
2012-09-07 02:09:33 PM  
I agree. Now, imagine how the people who voted for you felt.
 
2012-09-07 02:10:32 PM  
Diminishing: "Sarah Palin said she could see Russia from Alaska," started Kerry.

NOT diminishing: "Our opponent ... is someone who sees America, it seems, as being so imperfect, imperfect enough, that he's palling around with terrorists"

STFU, you rube

i159.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-07 02:12:04 PM  
"How does he even know my name? I mean aren't these guys supposed to be these big wig elites who don't waste their time on the little people like me -- me representing the average American..."

Sarah Palin is a cynical grifter
 
2012-09-07 02:12:19 PM  
"How does he even know my name? I mean aren't these guys supposed to be these big wig elites who don't waste their time on the little people like me..."

He knows your name because he reads all the newspapers.
 
2012-09-07 02:13:48 PM  

ignatius_crumbcake: "How does he even know my name? I mean aren't these guys supposed to be these big wig elites who don't waste their time on the little people like me..."

He knows your name because he reads all the newspapers.


All of them?
 
2012-09-07 02:15:33 PM  

dethmagnetic: "me representing the average American who yeah I did say in Alaska you can see Russia from our land base and I was making the point that we are strategically located on the globe and when it comes to transportation corridors and resources that are shared and fought over [in] Alaska and I as the governor had known what I was doing in dealing with some international issues that had to do with our resources that could help secure the nation."

*blinks*


Yet there are a disturbing number of people who feel she sjould have the launch codes
 
2012-09-07 02:16:19 PM  
"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh. . . people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over HERE in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our children."

vs

"me representing the average American who, yeah I did say in Alaska you can see Russia from our land base and I was making the point that we are strategically located on the globe and when it comes to transportation corridors and resources that are shared and fought over [in] Alaska and I as the governor had known what I was doing in dealing with some international issues that had to do with our resources that could help secure the nation."
 
2012-09-07 02:17:06 PM  
JHTDCONAC!!!

Who doesn't know your name, you silly woman.

I wish you would take two seconds to THINK before you open your mouth. I can *kind of* follow you. But I feel like you say so many words because you think it makes you sound smarter. Not everything that comes into your brain needs to come out of your mouth!

HOW did you get voted in as Governor?
 
2012-09-07 02:17:53 PM  
"How does he even know my name? I mean aren't these guys supposed to be these big wig elites who don't waste their time on the little people like me -- me representing the average American who, yeah I did say in Alaska you can see Russia from our land base and I was making the point that we are strategically located on the globe and when it comes to transportation corridors and resources that are shared and fought over [in] Alaska and I as the governor had known what I was doing in dealing with some international issues that had to do with our resources that could help secure the nation."

Woman is batsh*t crazy. How does he know your name??? You were the Republican Vice Presidential nominee. And long rambling sentence much? That sentence had about 100 words in it. Count them.

Also:
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2012-09-07 02:18:35 PM  

King Something: ignatius_crumbcake: "How does he even know my name? I mean aren't these guys supposed to be these big wig elites who don't waste their time on the little people like me..."

He knows your name because he reads all the newspapers.

All of them?


Any of them that have been in front of him over all these years. He has a vast variety of sources.
 
2012-09-07 02:18:50 PM  
Oh, FFS

/just STFU you disingenuous sh*tkicker
 
2012-09-07 02:20:17 PM  
i36.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-07 02:26:19 PM  
Sarah, any time anyone is affiliated with you in any way, they are diminished because of it. That's just how much of a soul-sucking idiot you are.
 
2012-09-07 02:30:30 PM  
It's nice that people still care about what she says outside her family. I'm sure she can parlay this into another speaking tour.
 
2012-09-07 02:30:31 PM  
"I think he diminished himself by even mentioning my name," Palin said in an interview on Fox Business Network. "How does he even know my name? I mean aren't these guys supposed to be these big wig elites who don't waste their time on the little people like me

Damn, it's sad to see dementia set in that early in life. And I really though McCain would be the one to go.

Honey, I know you don't remember this, but just four years ago you were on the national stage, running as Vice President. Now, it was mostly looked on as a sad joke, having a candidate who couldn't name a newspaper or a Supreme Court decision, but you were there.
 
2012-09-07 02:30:45 PM  

dethmagnetic: "me representing the average American who yeah I did say in Alaska you can see Russia from our land base and I was making the point that we are strategically located on the globe and when it comes to transportation corridors and resources that are shared and fought over [in] Alaska and I as the governor had known what I was doing in dealing with some international issues that had to do with our resources that could help secure the nation."

*blinks*


Sarahpalindrome (n.): A sentence that makes as much sense backwards as forwards.
 
2012-09-07 02:38:10 PM  

czetie: Sarahpalindrome (n.): A sentence that makes as much sense backwards as forwards.


*golf clap*
 
2012-09-07 02:39:52 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: When did Michael Palin get divorced? Who is this woman?


He married a hamster, that's his daughter.
 
2012-09-07 02:39:59 PM  
FTFA: "He looked quite frustrated and he looked so sad," she said. "I just wanted to reach out to the TV and say 'John Kerry, why the long face?'"

Kind of childish picking on someone for things they can't control, Sarah. Sure, funny joke, but really, it's not like someone picking on you for being slightly south of Trig in the intelligence department. I mean, you CAN open a book and maybe learn something.
 
2012-09-07 02:47:21 PM  
Isn't this considered a gaffe? Sounds like she really did admit she's an insignificant figure.

And all joking aside, after watching the vid, she really does look tired. I think being blocked from the RNC and giving commentary on it with Fox really hit her hard. Her normal vitriol just didn't have the same sting. Listless. Her true station in life is finally sinking in.
 
2012-09-07 02:47:54 PM  
"How does he even know my name? I mean aren't these guys supposed to be these big wig elites who don't waste their time on the little people like me..."

How does he know your name? Have you heard of "the Internet", you stupid twunt?
 
2012-09-07 02:50:18 PM  

czetie: dethmagnetic: "me representing the average American who yeah I did say in Alaska you can see Russia from our land base and I was making the point that we are strategically located on the globe and when it comes to transportation corridors and resources that are shared and fought over [in] Alaska and I as the governor had known what I was doing in dealing with some international issues that had to do with our resources that could help secure the nation."

*blinks*

Sarahpalindrome (n.): A sentence that makes as much sense backwards as forwards.


Freakin brilliant
 
2012-09-07 02:51:56 PM  

King Something: ignatius_crumbcake: "How does he even know my name? I mean aren't these guys supposed to be these big wig elites who don't waste their time on the little people like me..."

He knows your name because he reads all the newspapers.

All of them?


Well, at least the ones that were put in front of him over all those years.
 
2012-09-07 02:52:36 PM  
And people laugh at Biden.
 
2012-09-07 02:53:25 PM  
"I think he diminished himself by even mentioning my name," Palin said in an interview on Fox Business Network. "How does he even know my name? I mean aren't these guys supposed to be these big wig elites who don't waste their time on the little people like me -- me representing the average American who, yeah I did say in Alaska you can see Russia from our land base and I was making the point that we are strategically located on the globe and when it comes to transportation corridors and resources that are shared and fought over [in] Alaska and I as the governor had known what I was doing in dealing with some international issues that had to do with our resources that could help secure the nation."

the language is that of Mordor, which I will not utter here. in the common tongue it reads: One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
 
2012-09-07 03:17:48 PM  
What a coincidence, so did John McCain.
 
2012-09-07 03:27:57 PM  
Methinks Sarah's 15 minutes of fame have flamed out.
 
2012-09-07 03:30:00 PM  

AirForceVet: Methinks Sarah's 15 minutes of fame have flamed out.


You diminish yourself by saying her name.

In all seriousness, she can't have meant that.
 
2012-09-07 03:32:56 PM  
Kind of makes you wonder why she or Bush II didn't speak at the RNC.
 
2012-09-07 03:36:23 PM  

AirForceVet: Methinks Sarah's 15 minutes of fame have flamed out.


It was 14' 59" too long
 
2012-09-07 03:49:47 PM  
That mean ol' Kerry,
Just called me crazy,
But here's my website,
So donate maybe?
 
2012-09-07 03:58:23 PM  
For once, I agree with Sarah Palin.
 
2012-09-07 03:58:52 PM  
"...not as much as I diminished the Republican Party, because, come on, that was a drop that an Acapulco Cliff Diver would look at and say 'Oh HELL no' to, but, still. Hey, got any spare change? Interested in a Fairbanks Antler Squat? Just a $50 donation to my PAC."
 
2012-09-07 04:16:43 PM  
Done in one
 
2012-09-07 04:29:23 PM  

Baby Face Fister: Kind of makes you wonder why she or Bush II didn't speak at the RNC.


I'll repeat myself from another thread; the same reason we don't let people with mental illnesses play with sharp objects.
 
2012-09-07 04:51:33 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Baby Face Fister: Kind of makes you wonder why she or Bush II didn't speak at the RNC.

I'll repeat myself from another thread; the same reason we don't let people with mental illnesses play with sharp objects.


Now if we could just keep people with mental illnesses from controlling political parties.
 
2012-09-07 04:51:57 PM  
"I think he diminished himself by even mentioning my name," Palin said

no argument here
 
2012-09-07 04:52:06 PM  
"why the long face?"

actually that's not a bad one from Palin. No idea if she wrote that herself though.
 
2012-09-07 04:52:35 PM  

DamnYankees: For once, I agree with Sarah Palin.


Hehe I thought that too.
 
2012-09-07 04:53:57 PM  
Are we supposed to refer to her as "she-who-must-not-be-named"?
 
2012-09-07 04:53:58 PM  
When any one of us mentions her name, we are all diminished.
 
2012-09-07 04:54:01 PM  

czetie:

Sarahpalindrome (n.): A sentence that makes as much sense backwards as forwards.



outstanding!

/better than my "Sarah Palin Para Sailin'
 
2012-09-07 04:54:24 PM  
"He looked quite frustrated and he looked so sad," she said. "I just wanted to reach out to the TV and say 'John Kerry, why the long face?'"

Lol. Sarah Palin was playing the dozens. In other news, media whore who has it all go wrong tries to simultaneously attention whore and move back into obscurity. She wants us to remember that she was important once, but she doesn't want us to remember why she isn't anymore.
 
2012-09-07 04:54:37 PM  
"I mean aren't these guys supposed to be these big wig elites who don't waste their time on the little people like me...?"

Apparently not, you stupid coont. You must have made an ASSumption there...
 
2012-09-07 04:55:04 PM  
Sarah, honey, everyone who mentions your name diminishes themselves.
 
2012-09-07 04:55:20 PM  
I think anyone who mentions, refers to, or otherwise recognizes [Redacted] does, indeed, diminish themselves.
 
2012-09-07 04:55:21 PM  
Was this an Onion article?
 
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