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(93.9 MIA)   "Hi, I'd like to buy 35,000 Obama t-shirts, and have it billed to Chris Matthe..err...uhmm, Chris Methuselah"   (939mia.com) divider line 32
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2012-09-07 11:25:17 AM  
Because O'Reily, Libaugh, or Beck haven't contributed millions to super-PACs, right?
 
2012-09-07 11:28:35 AM  
So am I supposed to be pissed at Obama for letting this happen or the left-wing, drive-by, MSM Media for buying the swag? It's so hard to keep track.
 
2012-09-07 11:32:19 AM  
Politicker reporter Hunter Walker wanted to buy some official campaign merchandise at the DNC...

No one would believe that that's a real name anyways.
 
2012-09-07 11:33:29 AM  

Lurking Fear: Because O'Reily, Libaugh, or Beck haven't contributed millions to super-PACs, right?


None of those people are reporters. In fact, they aren't even in the news business.
 
2012-09-07 11:41:48 AM  

Lurking Fear: Because O'Reily, Libaugh, or Beck haven't contributed millions to super-PACs, right?


I'd be intersted to see how much obama gear they have bought though
 
2012-09-07 11:49:20 AM  

stpauler: Politicker reporter Hunter Walker wanted to buy some official campaign merchandise at the DNC...

No one would believe that that's a real name anyways.


I wouldn't be surprised if I met a few Texans with that name.
 
2012-09-07 11:51:58 AM  

spcMike: stpauler: Politicker reporter Hunter Walker wanted to buy some official campaign merchandise at the DNC...

No one would believe that that's a real name anyways.

I wouldn't be surprised if I met a few Texans with that name.


Spews McCrapalot.
 
2012-09-07 11:52:21 AM  
Politicker reporter Hunter Walker wanted to buy some official campaign merchandise at the DNC, but was concerned that the proceeds would go to the Obama campaign.

encrypted-tbn1.google.com
 
2012-09-07 11:53:54 AM  
Reporters are supposed to be neutral

That hasn't been true since Fox News came into existence. Even before that journalists weren't neutral, they just had integrity to report a story with as little bias as possible. I used to think that journalism was dead until I realized that it is integrity that died a long time before that.
 
2012-09-07 11:54:32 AM  
Wait that's it? The whole "investigation" was a vendor saying "use a fake name"? That's some hard hitting journalism Lou!
 
2012-09-07 11:55:07 AM  
""Have you ever thought of making up a fake name? That's what the other guys do," she said."


What? You outraged that she disclosed breitbart.com's methods?
 
2012-09-07 11:55:44 AM  
I'm shocked, SHOCKED that Chris Matthews has revealed himself to be liberal in his political leanings.

SHOCKED
 
2012-09-07 11:55:53 AM  

stpauler: Politicker reporter Hunter Walker wanted to buy some official campaign merchandise at the DNC...

No one would believe that that's a real name anyways.


Maybe, maybe not. One thing is for sure though.

the woman working the merchandise booth is a rock solid source!
 
2012-09-07 11:57:48 AM  
DEMOCRACY IS DEAD.

FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES.

LET THE STRONG MAN SURVIVE. LET THE WEAK BE SWEPT AWAY.
 
2012-09-07 11:58:39 AM  
Chris Matthews probably uses them as fap rags for every time he watching a democrat speak.
 
2012-09-07 12:10:14 PM  
How about pay cash?
 
2012-09-07 12:16:11 PM  

bdub77: Lurking Fear: Because O'Reily, Libaugh, or Beck haven't contributed millions to super-PACs, right?

None of those people are reporters. In fact, they aren't even in the news business.


neither is matthews. he's a pundit. a pundit, by the way, who was very pro-bush during the iraq war. his near orgasm when bush landed on that aircraft carrier is legendary.
 
2012-09-07 12:19:57 PM  

ManateeGag: Chris Matthews probably uses them as fap rags for every time he watching a democrat speak.


That warm trickle down his leg gets sticky and leaves stains.
 
2012-09-07 12:24:42 PM  

Lurking Fear: Because O'Reily, Libaugh, or Beck haven't contributed millions to super-PACs, right?


They are not reporters.
 
2012-09-07 12:33:28 PM  

Vlad_the_Inaner: ""Have you ever thought of making up a fake name? That's what the other guys do," she said."

She was talking about those craigslist "men seeking men" listings during the RNC.
 
2012-09-07 01:31:52 PM  

ManateeGag: Chris Matthews probably uses them as fap rags for every time he watching a democrat speak.


www.blogcdn.com

"What's the importance of the president's amazing display of leadership tonight?"

"What do you make of the actual visual that people will see on TV and probably, as you know, as well as I, will remember a lot longer than words spoken tonight? And that's the president looking very much like a jet, you know, a high-flying jet star. A guy who is a jet pilot. Has been in the past when he was younger, obviously. What does that image mean to the American people, a guy who can actually get into a supersonic plane and actually fly in an unpressurized cabin like an actual jet pilot?"

"Here's a president who's really nonverbal. He's like Eisenhower. He looks great in a military uniform. He looks great in that cowboy costume he wears when he goes West. I remember him standing at that fence with Colin Powell. Was [that] the best picture in the 2000 campaign?"

"The president there -- look at this guy! We're watching him. He looks like he flew the plane. He only flew it as a passenger, but he's flown --"

"He looks for real. What is it about the commander in chief role, the hat that he does wear, that makes him -- I mean, he seems like -- he didn't fight in a war, but he looks like he does."

"We're proud of our president. Americans love having a guy as president, a guy who has a little swagger, who's physical, who's not a complicated guy like [former President Bill] Clinton or even like [former Democratic presidential candidates Michael] Dukakis or [Walter] Mondale, all those guys, [George] McGovern. They want a guy who's president. Women like a guy who's president. Check it out. The women like this war. I think we like having a hero as our president. It's simple. We're not like the Brits. We don't want an indoor prime minister type, or the Danes or the Dutch or the Italians, or a [Russian Federation President Vladimir] Putin. Can you imagine Putin getting elected here? We want a guy as president." Chris Matthews (MSNBC, 5/1/03)

... then he came.
 
2012-09-07 01:34:19 PM  

BalugaJoe: How about pay cash?


Can they still expens It?
 
2012-09-07 01:36:23 PM  

I alone am best: Lurking Fear: Because O'Reily, Libaugh, or Beck haven't contributed millions to super-PACs, right?

They are not reporters.


Is Chris Mathews a reporter? I thought he was the other side of the O'Reilly coin.
 
2012-09-07 01:40:45 PM  

steerforth: spcMike: stpauler: Politicker reporter Hunter Walker wanted to buy some official campaign merchandise at the DNC...

No one would believe that that's a real name anyways.

I wouldn't be surprised if I met a few Texans with that name.

Spews McCrapalot.


Slab Bulkhead
 
2012-09-07 01:43:13 PM  

Jairzinho: We don't want an indoor prime minister type, or the Danes or the Dutch or the Italians, or a [Russian Federation President Vladimir] Putin. Can you imagine Putin getting elected here? We want a guy as president


What the ever living fark? Putin is more of a guy's guy than the last 6 presidents combined.
 
2012-09-07 01:51:47 PM  
CHRIS MATTHEWS HAS NEVER, EVER SAID ANYTHING POSITIVE ABOUT A REPUBLICAN. WHEN TALKING ABOUT DEMOCRATS, HE PULLS OUT HIS PENIS AND MASTURBATES VIGOROUSLY UNTIL HE SHOOTS SEMEN ALL OVER THE DAMN PLACE.
 
2012-09-07 02:19:14 PM  
Credit cards do not work like that
 
2012-09-07 02:19:30 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: CHRIS MATTHEWS HAS NEVER, EVER SAID ANYTHING POSITIVE ABOUT A REPUBLICAN. WHEN TALKING ABOUT DEMOCRATS, HE PULLS OUT HIS PENIS AND MASTURBATES VIGOROUSLY UNTIL HE SHOOTS SEMEN ALL OVER THE DAMN PLACE.


I'll just leave this right here... Link
 
2012-09-07 02:54:49 PM  
You have to give a name to buy things?
 
2012-09-07 07:39:22 PM  
I'm surprised the dems (and repubs, for that matter) weren't giving out bags of swag to the reporters along with all the other "official" attendees. Convention = free crap
 
2012-09-08 12:18:38 PM  

Hagbardr: steerforth: spcMike: stpauler: Politicker reporter Hunter Walker wanted to buy some official campaign merchandise at the DNC...

No one would believe that that's a real name anyways.

I wouldn't be surprised if I met a few Texans with that name.

Spews McCrapalot.

Slab Bulkhead


Flint Ironstag
 
2012-09-09 08:02:19 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: You have to give a name to buy things?


Yes, I gave Do Dad Pro from the Gaza Strip.
 
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