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(Townhall)   We are witnessing the Twilight Zone, not the TV series, not the feature-length movie but an entire week of jaw-dropping unreality   (townhall.com) divider line 203
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2012-09-06 09:32:55 PM

stoli n coke: EyeballKid: Barricaded Gunman: I wonder if David Limbaugh ever has lunch with Jim Belushi, and if they privately admit to one another that if it weren't for their older brothers, neither of them would have a job.

Impossible. Who would pay the bill?

That would also piss off their waiter, Joey Travolta.


And you just know they'd dine and dash in the hopes of sticking it to Kevin Farley.
 
2012-09-07 08:22:04 AM
What a sad, pathetic bastard the author is.
 
2012-09-07 08:25:36 AM
Is this Republican day on Fark? I forgot my sombrero :(
 
2012-09-07 08:29:05 AM

xynix: Is this Republican day on Fark? I forgot my sombrero :(


Sort of. It is Freeper Friday, just a local tradition.
 
2012-09-07 08:30:18 AM
thinkprogress.org

Go fark yourself, Limbaugh
 
2012-09-07 08:31:41 AM
Ah yes, the Twilight Zone: where tax breaks for millionaires brings prosperity to the middle class. Where old people complain about a government takeover of Medicare. Where insurance companies are concerned first and foremost with the health and well-being of the patient. Where the invisible hand of the free market is the only regulation we need.

Yes, the Twilight Zone indeed.
 
2012-09-07 08:32:10 AM
I suppose if you've got the brain-power of a retarded trout with head-trauma, every day seems like The Twilight Zone.
 
2012-09-07 08:34:16 AM
But as the Democrats don't have a deep enough bench to fill all the prime-time slots, they are forced to -- or happily choose to -- showcase the social extremism of figures such as Sandra Fluke.

No seriously, farking choke on a dick until you pass out, David Limbaugh. I mean not enough to actually die of course, just enough to have that moment of terror when your body is struggling to take one last lifesaving breath, and maybe, just maybe, your life will pass before your eyes, resulting in the first moment of introspection you've ever experienced.
 
2012-09-07 08:34:52 AM

dr_blasto: xynix: Is this Republican day on Fark? I forgot my sombrero :(

Sort of. It is Freeper Friday, just a local tradition.


Not to be confused with Freeper Monday, Freeper Tuesday, Freeper Wednesday, Freeper Thursday, Freeper Saturday, or Freeper Sunday.
 
2012-09-07 08:37:56 AM
killing a voter intimidation case against his New Black Panther Party allies

I did not know that George W. Bush had New Black Panther Party allies?
 
2012-09-07 08:44:28 AM

Jackson Herring: killing a voter intimidation case against his New Black Panther Party allies

I did not know that George W. Bush had New Black Panther Party allies?


Have you not read the autobiography of Malcolm W?
 
2012-09-07 08:44:32 AM
David Limbaugh? There's another one?
 
2012-09-07 08:53:01 AM

gopher321: David Limbaugh? There's another one?


Yeah... don't that make your coffee taste funny?

/even as big as it is, they couldn't cram all the family stupid into one body
 
2012-09-07 08:57:44 AM
Freeper Friday, part of the week-long Fark Festival of Derp.

This week and every week. blithering right wing idiots passed off by Fark Mods as "fair and balanced" green lights.

Many clicks are had, many sites are paid.
 
2012-09-07 08:58:48 AM

gopher321: David Limbaugh? There's another one?


Surprised Rush didn't eat him when they were kids.
 
2012-09-07 09:00:36 AM
Hooray for Freeper Friday! Not to be confused with Wingnut Wednesday or Tea Party Thursday.
 
2012-09-07 09:01:24 AM
I love Reason, Town Hall, NewsMax and American Thinker links. No, not because I read them, but because I read the threads about them and find out exactly why I shouldn't click on them before I am tempted to see the trainwreck of logic and/or fact that they contain.
 
2012-09-07 09:02:01 AM

Jackson Herring: But as the Democrats don't have a deep enough bench to fill all the prime-time slots, they are forced to -- or happily choose to -- showcase the social extremism of figures such as Sandra Fluke.

No seriously, farking choke on a dick until you pass out, David Limbaugh. I mean not enough to actually die of course, just enough to have that moment of terror when your body is struggling to take one last lifesaving breath, and maybe, just maybe, your life will pass before your eyes, resulting in the first moment of introspection you've ever experienced.


img171.imageshack.us
 
2012-09-07 09:02:04 AM
I knew we could expect a few more rightwingnut articles this week than normal but it's been a full-on assault of greenlights for this stuff this week.
 
2012-09-07 09:02:06 AM
Awesome
Important
Insane
Ridiculous
Smart
Surprising
Wow
 
2012-09-07 09:02:11 AM

Jackson Herring: But as the Democrats don't have a deep enough bench to fill all the prime-time slots, they are forced to -- or happily choose to -- showcase the social extremism of figures such as Sandra Fluke.

No seriously, farking choke on a dick until you pass out, David Limbaugh. I mean not enough to actually die of course, just enough to have that moment of terror when your body is struggling to take one last lifesaving breath, and maybe, just maybe, your life will pass before your eyes, resulting in the first moment of introspection you've ever experienced.


I like that he criticizes the Dems for not having a deep bench when the GOP couldn't even wrangle up a candidate that they like.
 
2012-09-07 09:02:27 AM

Generation_D: Freeper Friday, part of the week-long Fark Festival of Derp.

This week and every week. blithering right wing idiots passed off by Fark Mods as "fair and balanced" green lights.

Many clicks are had, many sites are paid.


I've never actually seen a statement from an admin that says they green them in order to be 'fair and balanced.' Maybe you have information I do not.

My guess is, they greenlight them because they know people will click / comment like mad on them.
 
2012-09-07 09:03:09 AM

qorkfiend: Hooray for Freeper Friday! Not to be confused with Wingnut Wednesday or Tea Party Thursday.


You forgot Moron Nonday and Too stupid for words Tuesday...

/ok, that last one was a stretch...
 
2012-09-07 09:04:13 AM

xynix: Is this Republican day on Fark? I forgot my sombrero :(


Every day is Republican day on Fark.
Freeper Friday has been expanded to Freeper Eternity.
Drew is in the pocket of Big Freep.
 
2012-09-07 09:04:17 AM

sprawl15: Jackson Herring: But as the Democrats don't have a deep enough bench to fill all the prime-time slots, they are forced to -- or happily choose to -- showcase the social extremism of figures such as Sandra Fluke.

No seriously, farking choke on a dick until you pass out, David Limbaugh. I mean not enough to actually die of course, just enough to have that moment of terror when your body is struggling to take one last lifesaving breath, and maybe, just maybe, your life will pass before your eyes, resulting in the first moment of introspection you've ever experienced.


What the fark are those?

/facepunches for anyone who replies with any variation or combination of "dicks" and/or "bowls"
 
2012-09-07 09:04:29 AM

thurstonxhowell: I like that he criticizes the Dems for not having a deep bench when the GOP couldn't even wrangle up a candidate that they like.


Well, projection may not be a founding GOP principle, but it sure is a major part of what they seem to stand for today.
 
2012-09-07 09:04:30 AM

thurstonxhowell: Jackson Herring: But as the Democrats don't have a deep enough bench to fill all the prime-time slots, they are forced to -- or happily choose to -- showcase the social extremism of figures such as Sandra Fluke.

No seriously, farking choke on a dick until you pass out, David Limbaugh. I mean not enough to actually die of course, just enough to have that moment of terror when your body is struggling to take one last lifesaving breath, and maybe, just maybe, your life will pass before your eyes, resulting in the first moment of introspection you've ever experienced.

I like that he criticizes the Dems for not having a deep bench when the GOP couldn't even wrangle up a candidate that they like.


The GOP bench was so full, they couldn't fit an ex-president on the stage!

He wouldn't have anywhere to sit.
 
2012-09-07 09:04:47 AM

Tarl3k: qorkfiend: Hooray for Freeper Friday! Not to be confused with Wingnut Wednesday or Tea Party Thursday.

You forgot Moron Nonday Monday and Too stupid for words Tuesday...

/ok, that last one was a stretch...


//Where is the edit button when I need it?
 
2012-09-07 09:05:29 AM
They're terrified by a world so chock-full of facts and data. Data scares them. Data doesn't always agree with ideology.
 
2012-09-07 09:05:51 AM

qorkfiend: What the fark are those?

/facepunches for anyone who replies with any variation or combination of "dicks" and/or "bowls"


I dunno, I just work here.
 
2012-09-07 09:05:56 AM

Cythraul: My guess is, they greenlight them because they know people will click / comment like mad on them.


So the mods are trolls???

www.tragnark.com
 
2012-09-07 09:05:57 AM

qorkfiend: sprawl15: Jackson Herring: But as the Democrats don't have a deep enough bench to fill all the prime-time slots, they are forced to -- or happily choose to -- showcase the social extremism of figures such as Sandra Fluke.

No seriously, farking choke on a dick until you pass out, David Limbaugh. I mean not enough to actually die of course, just enough to have that moment of terror when your body is struggling to take one last lifesaving breath, and maybe, just maybe, your life will pass before your eyes, resulting in the first moment of introspection you've ever experienced.

What the fark are those?

/facepunches for anyone who replies with any variation or combination of "dicks" and/or "bowls"


I'm pretty sure that's late-stage krokodil addiction.
 
2012-09-07 09:06:08 AM

xynix: Is this Republican day on Fark? I forgot my sombrero :(


DAY? it's been Republican MONTH
 
2012-09-07 09:06:10 AM

Cythraul: Generation_D: Freeper Friday, part of the week-long Fark Festival of Derp.

This week and every week. blithering right wing idiots passed off by Fark Mods as "fair and balanced" green lights.

Many clicks are had, many sites are paid.

I've never actually seen a statement from an admin that says they green them in order to be 'fair and balanced.' Maybe you have information I do not.

My guess is, they greenlight them because they know people will click / comment like mad on them.


To be fair, we do tend to ridicule the news around here, and, let's face it, Republicans these days are low-hanging fruit.
 
2012-09-07 09:06:17 AM
Good grief. How do these Townhall links keep getting greened? Are the admins trolling us?
 
2012-09-07 09:06:45 AM
Republicans: We love the Military!

Until you get done serving then you're just a useless drain on our tax dollars so go fark yourself we're slashing funding for VA services.

Republicans: We love the Military Industrial Complex!
 
2012-09-07 09:06:52 AM

xynix: Cythraul: My guess is, they greenlight them because they know people will click / comment like mad on them.

So the mods are trolls???

[www.tragnark.com image 400x241]


Well, not really 'trolls.' I guess. *shrug*. I guess they figure more traffic is good traffic, yes?
 
2012-09-07 09:06:58 AM
i1079.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-07 09:07:10 AM

Jackson Herring: But as the Democrats don't have a deep enough bench to fill all the prime-time slots, they are forced to -- or happily choose to -- showcase the social extremism of figures such as Sandra Fluke.

No seriously, farking choke on a dick until you pass out, David Limbaugh. I mean not enough to actually die of course, just enough to have that moment of terror when your body is struggling to take one last lifesaving breath, and maybe, just maybe, your life will pass before your eyes, resulting in the first moment of introspection you've ever experienced.


That paragraph pissed me off also. If the idea that a woman should have control of her own body and her own medical decision is "social extremism," then I'm as extreme as they come. I hope he gets caught with a rent boy.
 
2012-09-07 09:07:13 AM

Via Infinito: Good grief. How do these Townhall links keep getting greened? Are the admins trolling us?


90% of what Fark greenlights is the crazy stuff. That's just sort of the schtick.
 
2012-09-07 09:07:20 AM

sprawl15: thurstonxhowell: Jackson Herring: But as the Democrats don't have a deep enough bench to fill all the prime-time slots, they are forced to -- or happily choose to -- showcase the social extremism of figures such as Sandra Fluke.

No seriously, farking choke on a dick until you pass out, David Limbaugh. I mean not enough to actually die of course, just enough to have that moment of terror when your body is struggling to take one last lifesaving breath, and maybe, just maybe, your life will pass before your eyes, resulting in the first moment of introspection you've ever experienced.

I like that he criticizes the Dems for not having a deep bench when the GOP couldn't even wrangle up a candidate that they like.

The GOP bench was so full, they couldn't fit an ex-president on the stage!

He wouldn't have anywhere to sit.


That's unfair. Chris Christie was attending, thereby cutting the big tent's capacity down by at least 25%.
 
2012-09-07 09:07:41 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: xynix: Is this Republican day on Fark? I forgot my sombrero :(

Every day is Republican day on Fark.
Freeper Friday has been expanded to Freeper Eternity.
Drew is in the pocket of Big Freep.


What a GIS for "big freep" returns:
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-07 09:08:15 AM
That rambling diatribe was chock full to the brim of pretty nasty invective and attacks on a party and president supposedly who supposedly have a terrible and indefensible record - and yet the author couldn't seem to muster up a single shred of evidence to present in the entire farking thing. He just calls names and expects the reader to trust him as to why those names are deserved because basically he says so.

I want my 3 minutes back. That steaming pantload was a massive waste of time and we're all dumber after having read it. What kind of a moron reads that and goes, "Yeah, this guy really knows what he's talking about. I should post this to Fark"?
 
2012-09-07 09:10:01 AM

Jackson Herring: But as the Democrats don't have a deep enough bench to fill all the prime-time slots, they are forced to -- or happily choose to -- showcase the social extremism of figures such as Sandra Fluke.

No seriously, farking choke on a dick until you pass out, David Limbaugh. I mean not enough to actually die of course, just enough to have that moment of terror when your body is struggling to take one last lifesaving breath, and maybe, just maybe, your life will pass before your eyes, resulting in the first moment of introspection you've ever experienced.


If "I want birth control covered on the insurance I pay for" is now "social extremism," just wait until DL hears about Medicare.
 
2012-09-07 09:10:10 AM
But as the Democrats don't have a deep enough bench to fill all the prime-time slots, they are forced to -- or happily choose to -- showcase the social extremism of figures such as Sandra Fluke women.
 
2012-09-07 09:10:13 AM

mongbiohazard: we're all dumber after having read it.


I bolded the part where you made a terrible, terrible mistake.
 
2012-09-07 09:10:13 AM
David Limbaugh is an unrepentant liar like most of his conservative cohorts and the presidential candidate he backs. Nothing more need be said.

Next freeptastic link, please.
 
2012-09-07 09:10:52 AM
I thought that was last week.
 
2012-09-07 09:11:31 AM

Lansydyr: Jackson Herring: But as the Democrats don't have a deep enough bench to fill all the prime-time slots, they are forced to -- or happily choose to -- showcase the social extremism of figures such as Sandra Fluke.

No seriously, farking choke on a dick until you pass out, David Limbaugh. I mean not enough to actually die of course, just enough to have that moment of terror when your body is struggling to take one last lifesaving breath, and maybe, just maybe, your life will pass before your eyes, resulting in the first moment of introspection you've ever experienced.

That paragraph pissed me off also. If the idea that a woman should have control of her own body and her own medical decision is "social extremism," then I'm as extreme as they come. I hope he gets caught with a rent boy.


My favorite part is that it was the Republicans themselves who made Sandra Fluke a public figure. If Rush hadn't said what he'd said Ms. Fluke would remain a relatively anonymous Georgetown law student. Nope, Rush catapults her into the limelight, and then his brother complains that she's in the limelight. Hilarious.
 
2012-09-07 09:11:42 AM
The entire week has been a concentrated conspiracy to convince the American people that they must ignore their lying eyes. Things are not as they seem; they are not as we know them to be from our own observations, experience, intellect and reason.

What? We have not had 30 months of job growth? Positive GDP growth? We have not almost regained all of the 4.5 million jobs we lost in 2008? The stock market has not rebound from 2008? Have bank failures not slowed? Are we not seeing a resurgence of American manufacturing?

The reality is that his economy is poised to take off and it is all because of Barack Obama.
 
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