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2012-09-07 11:34:15 AM
3 votes:
FTA: That's why it costs more than $11 bucks for a pack of smokes in Manhattan.

Eleven dollar bucks? That is expensive.
2012-09-07 09:27:50 AM
3 votes:
it is literally more profitable to hijack a truck filled with cigarettes than an armored car

And, what if your family don't like bread? They like...cigarettes? Now, what if instead of giving them away, you sold them at a price that was practically giving them away. Would that be a crime, Bart?
2012-09-07 02:32:26 PM
2 votes:

Gyrfalcon: rudemix: How does one keep a cig dry during keestering?

Saran wrap.



timesofindia.indiatimes.com

Strength in numbers.
2012-09-07 01:21:35 PM
2 votes:
Known for smug buttling:

i47.tinypic.com
2012-09-07 11:24:21 AM
2 votes:
"Butt-Smugglers" sounds like a Brazzers DVD.

Preferably starring Sophie Dee.

i2.listal.com
2012-09-07 09:26:42 AM
2 votes:
s8.postimage.org
2012-09-07 05:33:08 PM
1 votes:

david_gaithersburg: People like O'Bama and O'Malley aren't progressive, their just farking evil.


You are aware that it is the legislative branch, and not the executive branch, that enacts taxes, right? All the President / Governor / Mayor does is rubber stamp or veto the decisions of the legislatures.

Blaming Obama for a tax passed by a republican-controlled congress as a rider to a veto-proof bill is dishonest and inaccurate.

3.bp.blogspot.com
2012-09-07 04:40:13 PM
1 votes:
what?
no one types in with-
LUUUUUCCCCYYYYYY YOU GOT SOME SPLAININ' TO DO!!!!!!
2012-09-07 04:18:24 PM
1 votes:

david_gaithersburg: fireclown: david_gaithersburg: .
I finally gave up smoking when Obama raised the tax on RYO taboacco 4,300%. Basically his very first act in office was to give the poor a good swift kick to the balls, and he has been nonstop kicking ever since.


So, Fartbongo saved your life and you're MAD about it?

/Some people.
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Obviously you have never been educated on the concepts of regressive versus progressive taxation. The poor and middle class have been slammed with multiple regressive taxes in the past three years.

Heck, here in MD Dear Leader O'Malley just raised our Flush Tax by $60 p/month. What this means is that a person making $30k just got raped with a 2% tax on their annual income, but a person making $200k is only being hit up for a income tax hit of 0.30%. This is not just RAPE, its RAPE RAPE.

People like O'Bama and O'Malley aren't progressive, their just farking evil.


I see this same fun little game played on FOX News all the time. Six degrees of separation between any negative news story and Obama. His detractors mention him 3 times more than anybody else. It's almost like they have an agenda or something.
2012-09-07 04:16:44 PM
1 votes:

OgreMagi: AllUpInYa: Barnstormer: "And do you know who gets screwed the most? Poor people."

I've been saying that for years. Do-gooder knee-jerk extremists are ruining this country. Hope the anti-butt extremists are proud of themselves.

When those poor people come to the hospital for smoking-related illnesses, who's footing the bill?

How about that $5/pack tax? The one they said was required to pay for the (non-existent) higher health costs of smokers.


Thank you for explaining exactly why we need the tax!
2012-09-07 03:54:06 PM
1 votes:
What ashholes.
2012-09-07 02:46:30 PM
1 votes:
I often wondered why tobacco was so brown and cigars looked like dog turds...
2012-09-07 02:46:27 PM
1 votes:
Pathman:



Hey, I was just commenting on the "bathtub wine" crack. And its toilet wine. Bathtubs are for making acid.

/I learned everything I know about winemaking in prison.
/not really
2012-09-07 02:45:52 PM
1 votes:

blatz514: Tom_Slick: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 640x460]

This has been happening in NYC for years

/Give me 2 Pall Malls

So help me if that's a shot from said movie I just posted!

/very tiny fists and what-not


You know why he posted that pic? It was outta respect!
2012-09-07 02:21:24 PM
1 votes:

rudemix: How does one keep a cig dry during keestering?


Saran wrap.
2012-09-07 02:08:07 PM
1 votes:
youtomb.mit.edu

BUTT SMUGGLER!
2012-09-07 01:56:55 PM
1 votes:

meanmutton: orbister: And of course if marijuana were ever legalised, smuggling and other criminal involvement would instantly come to an end.

You price the taxes low enough and of course it would. Is there smuggling and criminal involvement with alcohol?


STOP
MAKING
SENSE
2012-09-07 01:56:29 PM
1 votes:
But let me give you another tip. State and federal revenuers will be coming after this new wave of butt-smugglers hard.

So... many... jokes...
2012-09-07 01:50:40 PM
1 votes:

maxheck: Known for smug buttling:

[i47.tinypic.com image 485x639]


+1

Time to do the Fink-Nottle Newt Dance
2012-09-07 01:27:16 PM
1 votes:
Bad: smoking cigarettes
Worse: living in just about any large American city, where the air quality is, at best, horrible. But let's ignore that elephant in the room and revile smokers as some sort of incarnated evil.
2012-09-07 01:22:21 PM
1 votes:

pute kisses like a man: weird to wish for some of your best customers to stop buying your product.


I imagine that oncologists feel the same way.
2012-09-07 01:15:53 PM
1 votes:

Happy Hours: Smokers should remember what happened when the 2008 tax increase was announced. Cigarette prices rose several months ahead of it going into effect and not only that, the price increased by more than the tax. Suddenly instead of paying $48 per carton I was paying $70 per carton.

Seriously, fark the tobacco companies. If you smoke, quit. I don't care about your health. I just want to see the tobacco companies die.

/madly puffs an e-cig


i used to work in a tobacco store, and it was comical how much every store would over inflate increased taxes. they basically used taxes as an excuse to jack prices.

whenever there was a tax increase, we only increased the price by the amount it cost us. so, basically, a tax increase meant we got more customers, because, respectively, our prices got cheaper.

/ also, if you smoke, get coupons for the brand you like. that's the way to avoid high prices.
// it's funny working in tobacco. people would come in and say they're quitting, and we would earnestly say that we will miss them as a customer, but best of luck, because your health is more valuable to us than your money. weird to wish for some of your best customers to stop buying your product.
2012-09-07 01:02:30 PM
1 votes:
Smokers should remember what happened when the 2008 tax increase was announced. Cigarette prices rose several months ahead of it going into effect and not only that, the price increased by more than the tax. Suddenly instead of paying $48 per carton I was paying $70 per carton.

Seriously, fark the tobacco companies. If you smoke, quit. I don't care about your health. I just want to see the tobacco companies die.

/madly puffs an e-cig
2012-09-07 12:18:50 PM
1 votes:
But... but... paying taxes is patriotic! Anyone caught buying these cigaretts HATES AMERICA and should be shot regardless of what they think reasonable taxation is!
2012-09-07 12:15:42 PM
1 votes:

Tom_Slick: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 640x460]

This has been happening in NYC for years

/Give me 2 Pall Malls


So help me if that's a shot from said movie I just posted!

/very tiny fists and what-not
2012-09-07 12:14:23 PM
1 votes:
So..just like in Goodfellas?
2012-09-07 12:12:27 PM
1 votes:
Something something mentally ill something something self-medicate something something smoking.

Eh.

*lights up a cigarette and cracks a beer*
2012-09-07 12:00:56 PM
1 votes:
i46.tinypic.com
Wanted for questioning
2012-09-07 12:00:13 PM
1 votes:

FarkinHostile: Pathman: yeah - just like all that underground alcohol we drink
bathtub wine - hell yeah


Say hello to my bathtub wine room.

img.photobucket.com


/take 2
2012-09-07 11:58:41 AM
1 votes:

Pathman: yeah - just like all that underground alcohol we drink
bathtub wine - hell yeah



Say hello to my bathtub wine room.
2012-09-07 11:49:23 AM
1 votes:

meanmutton: You price the taxes low enough and of course it would. Is there smuggling and criminal involvement with alcohol?


Yup.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/feb/10/four-jailed-alcohol-smugglin g -scam
2012-09-07 11:46:47 AM
1 votes:
2012-09-07 11:46:19 AM
1 votes:

MFAWG: orbister: And of course if marijuana were ever legalised, smuggling and other criminal involvement would instantly come to an end.

You are absolutely correct. The black market in untaxed, cheaper weed will continue to thrive.


yeah - just like all that underground alcohol we drink
bathtub wine - hell yeah
2012-09-07 11:40:07 AM
1 votes:
If you smoke after sex, you should probably use more lube.
2012-09-07 11:39:39 AM
1 votes:
The question is: Should you do a GIS for "butt-smuggling"?
2012-09-07 11:29:06 AM
1 votes:
In prison, smuggling things with your butt is known as "Cheeking".

"You get the dope past the guards?"
"Yeah, I cheeked it and they never found it."
2012-09-07 11:25:20 AM
1 votes:
Mark Holmerg and Alix Bryan Reporting? or Editorializing?
Because if it's *reporting*, that piece has "literally" earned a truckload of [citation needed] tags.
2012-09-07 11:17:59 AM
1 votes:
Kim Kardashian and J-Lo wanted for questioning.
2012-09-07 11:17:10 AM
1 votes:
i.ytimg.com
Weird stuff.
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BUTT stuff.
2012-09-07 11:15:46 AM
1 votes:
That reporter doesn't have a strong opinion or anything. Sin tax is hilarious.
2012-09-07 11:15:15 AM
1 votes:
And of course if marijuana were ever legalised, smuggling and other criminal involvement would instantly come to an end.
2012-09-07 10:13:13 AM
1 votes:
How does one keep a cig dry during keestering?
2012-09-07 09:53:18 AM
1 votes:
So the red man gives the white man the gift of tobacco.
Then the ..... oh, fark it.

You people can't even keep from farking up a simple little thing like enjoying being able to smoke what you could grow in your own back yard.
 
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