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(WTKR)   Couple decides best place to hide the gun is in the stroller with the baby. With 'Mom rode side-saddle on a motorcycle' mugshot hair   (wtkr.com) divider line 67
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2012-09-07 09:59:27 AM
Who did her hair? Irene?
 
2012-09-07 10:17:06 AM

The little girl you knew

The one who never stood up to you

Who kept her silence too long

Well, she's gone with the wind




/can't believe I posted this
 
2012-09-07 10:21:59 AM

vudukungfu: Who did her hair? Irene?


issac.
 
2012-09-07 10:27:26 AM
Clearly it was the baby's gun!
 
2012-09-07 10:27:46 AM
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2012-09-07 10:30:34 AM
WTF? I mean, that gun could have just gone OFF! They do that! Sometimes they explode! Just up and explode! That would have taken that baby out from the bottom storage compartment of the stroller. Guns don't kill people. They kill kill people!
 
2012-09-07 10:30:42 AM
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2012-09-07 10:32:02 AM
Really dark peoples problems.
 
2012-09-07 10:33:54 AM
Thankfully guns don't just go off.
 
2012-09-07 10:35:37 AM
Headline fail fixed: "Felon decides best place to hide the gun is in the stroller with the baby"
 
2012-09-07 10:35:46 AM
she aint got time for that, and he just wants the leprechauns gold
 
2012-09-07 10:37:08 AM
Lone Stranger:

Really dark peoples problems.

You gotta be kidding. I was picturing fat white rednecks.

(Is there such a thing as "non-white" rednecks?)
 
2012-09-07 10:39:33 AM
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2012-09-07 10:39:39 AM
Wanted for questioning:

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2012-09-07 10:40:08 AM

The One True TheDavid: Lone Stranger:

Really dark peoples problems.

You gotta be kidding. I was picturing fat white rednecks.

(Is there such a thing as "non-white" rednecks?)


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2012-09-07 10:40:54 AM

The One True TheDavid: Lone Stranger:

Really dark peoples problems.

You gotta be kidding. I was picturing fat white rednecks.

(Is there such a thing as "non-white" rednecks?)


That reminds me: a few years ago we were driving through Louisville's West End looking for an address. Some teenagers were standing in a yard watching us and some ~13 year old yelled "White honkies!"

I replied "Is there any other kind?"

He did not reply, so the question is still unresolved.
 
2012-09-07 10:43:52 AM
a handgun was found in the bottom storage compartment of a baby stroller with the baby still inside

Wait...the baby was inside the gun? Or the baby was in the storage compartment?
 
2012-09-07 10:45:10 AM

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2012-09-07 10:46:13 AM

clevershark: Clearly it was the baby's gun!


The littlebopper had to wait until he was 8 years old for his first gun.
 
2012-09-07 10:46:55 AM

Kim Jong B Illin: [i.imgur.com image 600x472]


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/Must preview in future...
 
2012-09-07 10:50:05 AM

The One True TheDavid: (Is there such a thing as "non-white" rednecks?)


I think you might have inadvertently stumbled upon the reason it's considered an ethnic slur.
 
2012-09-07 10:50:35 AM

dittybopper: clevershark: Clearly it was the baby's gun!

The littlebopper had to wait until he was 8 years old for his first gun.


Damn unreasonable gun control laws!
 
2012-09-07 10:56:17 AM
She could have hid the gun in her hair.
 
2012-09-07 10:56:50 AM
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2012-09-07 11:01:50 AM
Huh, will you look at that. A pretty girl but no "hit it" comments. Wonder why that would be?

Couldn't be the lack of makeup or the messy hair. Couldn't be the broken law issue. Couldn't be the mothering skills; or her knees. None of those things ever stopped people before. Hmmm.
 
2012-09-07 11:03:05 AM

clevershark: dittybopper: clevershark: Clearly it was the baby's gun!

The littlebopper had to wait until he was 8 years old for his first gun.

Damn unreasonable gun control laws!


I know! Hell, I was 6 months old when I got my first gun:

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2012-09-07 11:07:43 AM

Rich Cream: Huh, will you look at that. A pretty girl but no "hit it" comments. Wonder why that would be?

Couldn't be the lack of makeup or the messy hair. Couldn't be the broken law issue. Couldn't be the mothering skills; or her knees. None of those things ever stopped people before. Hmmm.


iz it coz she iz black?
 
2012-09-07 11:09:07 AM
I bet, like Homer, she also keeps a bottle of schnapps in the baby's crib.
 
2012-09-07 11:10:21 AM

Rich Cream: Huh, will you look at that. A pretty girl but no "hit it" comments. Wonder why that would be?

Couldn't be the lack of makeup or the messy hair. Couldn't be the broken law issue. Couldn't be the mothering skills; or her knees. None of those things ever stopped people before. Hmmm.


Meh. I might hit it, but nothing to get excited about. Certainly, I've done worse and been happy about it. Maybe if she didn't have that odd hairdo.

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Would definitely hit it.

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Would also definitely hit it.
 
2012-09-07 11:10:49 AM

Rich Cream: Huh, will you look at that. A pretty girl but no "hit it" comments. Wonder why that would be?


Are you British?
 
2012-09-07 11:30:07 AM
I whip my hair back.
 
2012-09-07 11:32:48 AM
FTFA: His girlfriend, Brittany Jamal Thomas, 22, of the 3300 block of Sunnyside Drive in Hampton, was issued a criminal summons for carrying pushing a concealed weapon.

FTFT
 
2012-09-07 11:41:46 AM

ThrobblefootSpectre: The One True TheDavid:

(Is there such a thing as "non-white" rednecks?)

I think you might have inadvertently stumbled upon the reason it's considered an ethnic slur.


How is "redneck" a racial slur against Caucasians when we use the word the most? In my day black racists, like white ones, seldom bothered making fine distinctions: the "H-word" was enough, as white people didn't make "nappyhead" a common term.

Until it was taken back "redneck" was a classist insult used by richer metropolitan whites against poorer rural ones. Most of the time it still is, though usually with an adjective like "stupid," "fat" or "ugly."

Another ancient usage was to diatinguish white people who smoked pot and listened to Led Zeppelin from those who drank PBR while they watch Hee-Haw underneath a Velvet Elvis. This usage even extended to young people insulting their parents' generation in small towns in Ohio and the hillbilly ghetto of Hampden in Baltimore (which is not in Massachussetts but rather in Maryland, a state that stayed in the Union only because of Federal troops from up north).

In short, you might be a redneck if you think "redneck" is a racial slur.
 
2012-09-07 11:50:52 AM
Ok, I see the mugshots... Which one is the mom and which is the dad?
 
2012-09-07 11:52:59 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Ok, I see the mugshots... Which one is the mom and which is the dad?


Agreed. Maybe they are they a LGBT couple? Hard to tell from the mugshots.
 
2012-09-07 11:53:40 AM
Yet another example of the cultural and educational (and pecuniary) poverty of this area. I am getting out and going home in 2 months. My husband still has another 2 years of his enlistment, but, frankly, I'm done with the Navy and living in this godforsaken region of the country.

Come to Hampton Roads for the low wages and crappy, dangerous schools. Continue living here because you're too poor and uneducated to survive in the rest of the country.
 
2012-09-07 12:12:06 PM
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2012-09-07 12:12:32 PM

The One True TheDavid: ThrobblefootSpectre: The One True TheDavid:

(Is there such a thing as "non-white" rednecks?)

I think you might have inadvertently stumbled upon the reason it's considered an ethnic slur.

How is "redneck" a racial slur against Caucasians when we use the word the most? In my day black racists, like white ones, seldom bothered making fine distinctions: the "H-word" was enough, as white people didn't make "nappyhead" a common term.

Until it was taken back "redneck" was a classist insult used by richer metropolitan whites against poorer rural ones. Most of the time it still is, though usually with an adjective like "stupid," "fat" or "ugly."

Another ancient usage was to diatinguish white people who smoked pot and listened to Led Zeppelin from those who drank PBR while they watch Hee-Haw underneath a Velvet Elvis. This usage even extended to young people insulting their parents' generation in small towns in Ohio and the hillbilly ghetto of Hampden in Baltimore (which is not in Massachussetts but rather in Maryland, a state that stayed in the Union only because of Federal troops from up north).

In short, you might be a redneck if you think "redneck" is a racial slur.


Actually, it's a racial slur against the ulster scots people of the Appalachian mountains. But originally, they wore red scarves around their necks and marched for some sort of human rights or whatever.
 
2012-09-07 12:26:30 PM

lewismarktwo: The One True TheDavid: ThrobblefootSpectre: The One True TheDavid:

(Is there such a thing as "non-white" rednecks?)

I think you might have inadvertently stumbled upon the reason it's considered an ethnic slur.

How is "redneck" a racial slur against Caucasians when we use the word the most? In my day black racists, like white ones, seldom bothered making fine distinctions: the "H-word" was enough, as white people didn't make "nappyhead" a common term.

Until it was taken back "redneck" was a classist insult used by richer metropolitan whites against poorer rural ones. Most of the time it still is, though usually with an adjective like "stupid," "fat" or "ugly."

Another ancient usage was to diatinguish white people who smoked pot and listened to Led Zeppelin from those who drank PBR while they watch Hee-Haw underneath a Velvet Elvis. This usage even extended to young people insulting their parents' generation in small towns in Ohio and the hillbilly ghetto of Hampden in Baltimore (which is not in Massachussetts but rather in Maryland, a state that stayed in the Union only because of Federal troops from up north).

In short, you might be a redneck if you think "redneck" is a racial slur.

Actually, it's a racial slur against the ulster scots people of the Appalachian mountains. But originally, they wore red scarves around their necks and marched for some sort of human rights or whatever.


You're mixing to the etymology a bit. In the US it began as a reference to poor white farmers, and eventually became synonymous with southerners/hillbillies. There was a religious group in 17th century Scotland that wore red scarves, but that was in Scotland, not Appalachia.
 
2012-09-07 12:41:14 PM

dittybopper: Rich Cream: Huh, will you look at that. A pretty girl but no "hit it" comments. Wonder why that would be?

Couldn't be the lack of makeup or the messy hair. Couldn't be the broken law issue. Couldn't be the mothering skills; or her knees. None of those things ever stopped people before. Hmmm.

Meh. I might hit it, but nothing to get excited about. Certainly, I've done worse and been happy about it. Maybe if she didn't have that odd hairdo.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 225x301]

Would definitely hit it.

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Would also definitely hit it.


I would "hide my gun" in the "bottom storage compartment" of both of those "baby strollers".

/wait, wut?
 
2012-09-07 01:16:39 PM
They should have closed the window during her mugshot. It seemed really windy.
 
2012-09-07 01:20:39 PM
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/wants hair back
 
2012-09-07 01:27:12 PM

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My thought exactly. Thanks for building that and saving me the time.
 
2012-09-07 01:31:44 PM

Kali-Ma: Yet another example of the cultural and educational (and pecuniary) poverty of this area. I am getting out and going home in 2 months. My husband still has another 2 years of his enlistment, but, frankly, I'm done with the Navy and living in this godforsaken region of the country.

Come to Hampton Roads for the low wages and crappy, dangerous schools. Continue living here because you're too poor and uneducated to survive in the rest of the country.


I almost expected this to be Cincinnati or Detroit. Maybe Baltimore. I forgot that we've not razed Newport News yet. Buddy of mine just retired from HM-14 and he's so damned happy to be free of the Deathwater area.
 
2012-09-07 01:32:29 PM

dittybopper: upload.wikimedia.org

Would definitely hit it.

upload.wikimedia.org

Would also definitely hit it.



Need any more milk in that coffee?
 
2012-09-07 01:36:20 PM
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2012-09-07 01:51:30 PM

lewismarktwo: The One True TheDavid:

In short, you might be a redneck if you think "redneck" is a racial slur.

Actually, it's a racial slur against the ulster scots people of the Appalachian mountains.


Yeah, my people. The "Scotch-Irish." If it's a racial slur which race started using it? Blacks? Hispanics? Orientals? (We need a better word for Chinese, Koreans, etc.: "Asian" is too non-specific, like Israel is in Asia.)


But originally, they wore red scarves around their necks and marched for some sort of human rights or whatever.

The story I heard awas coal miners wore red bandanas during a strike to stand out from the scabs, and the strikers' supporters took it up in solidarity.

But I also heard that "redneck" comes from farmers having sunburn on the backs of their necks from working in the fields, bending over a mule-drawn plow or something. This seems right to me.

It might be a unique coinage, but among white Southerners I distinguish between hillbillies and rednecks: the former are Appalachians, whereas rednecks are flat-landers. Think of the differences between West Virginia and Mississippi, for example.
 
2012-09-07 02:10:21 PM

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BRILLIANT!
 
2012-09-07 02:24:47 PM
Is that Don Cheadle from "Boogie Nights"?

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2012-09-07 02:35:39 PM

Rich Cream: Huh, will you look at that. A pretty girl but no "hit it" comments. Wonder why that would be?

Couldn't be the lack of makeup or the messy hair. Couldn't be the broken law issue. Couldn't be the mothering skills; or her knees. None of those things ever stopped people before. Hmmm.


I don't want a fark a random black chick (who is not very good looking). Therefore, I are racist.

/HURR
 
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