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		Remember that time I called the police and told them you had a bomb on that airplane? Good times, man (edition.cnn.com)		34
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vudukungfu		2012-09-07 08:32:07 AM

Epic beat down by Philly Cops in 3-2-1

Barfmaker		2012-09-07 09:17:53 AM

federal agents stormed the plane, drew their weapons on Shell, pulled him out of his seat and quickly removed him from the plane.

Holy crap, I can only imagine the steaming trail of poo I would leave behind me...

JMan245		2012-09-07 10:33:15 AM

Repeat of yesterday's headline "pissed ex girlfriend makes carrie underwood's "before he cheats" chick look like june cleaver...

gopher321		2012-09-07 10:59:41 AM

Years ago a buddy of mine visited me, and before I dropped him off at the airport, I hid a cardboard outline of a pistol I made wrapped in tinfoil in his luggage, just for yuks. This was before all the 9/11 hysteria down south...

Turned out he got home just fine, the airport scanners never found the fake gun. My buddy didn't find it either - I had to tell him it was still in his suitcase.

Lame joke, and it probably doesn't sound funny nowadays, but like I said it was back in the '90s.

Friggin Canadian airport personnel were probably drunk or retarded.

cleveoh		2012-09-07 11:17:14 AM

Gitmo time for the "prankster."

Crewmannumber6		2012-09-07 11:17:45 AM

'member that?

/that was awesome

moops		2012-09-07 11:17:49 AM

You said 'bomb'!"

karmaceutical		2012-09-07 11:19:47 AM

I remember it like it was yesterday...

Pista		2012-09-07 11:20:13 AM

Christopher Shell arrived in Dallas after being reboarding a flight from Philadelphia.
???

Does no-one proof read these things?

soporific		2012-09-07 11:21:30 AM

Was that wrong?

PsyLord		2012-09-07 11:22:17 AM

karmaceutical: I remember it like it was yesterday...

Shouldn't this be a

since he did get to Dallas and was then arrested on outstanding warrants?

poe_zlaw		2012-09-07 11:22:26 AM

JMan245: Repeat of yesterday's headline "pissed ex girlfriend makes carrie underwood's "before he cheats" chick look like june cleaver...

It wasnt his x girlfriend-- it was his x girlfriend's new boyfriend. Which is now his x-girlfriend's x-boyfriend I am sure.

orbister		2012-09-07 11:22:42 AM

FTFA: When he got to Dallas on Thursday evening, airport police were waiting for the 29-year-old birthday celebrant because he was wanted on outstanding warrants, said David Magana, a spokesman for Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport.

What does a birthday celebrant do - jump out of cakes for a living?

Zizzowop		2012-09-07 11:24:06 AM

Not a ba, a bomb.

Bill Evans at Mariposa		2012-09-07 11:24:08 AM

Pista: Does no-one proof read these things?

Does no one proofread these things?

Wrath of Heaven		2012-09-07 11:24:45 AM

vudukungfu: Epic beat down by Philly Cops in 3-2-1

Frowns upon your shenanigans:
www.dailyactor.com

danielscissorhands		2012-09-07 11:25:04 AM

karmaceutical: I remember it like it was yesterday...

I wonder why....

/meanwhile, my clever headlines today (and yesterday) got rejected

Zizzowop		2012-09-07 11:25:05 AM

Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb ba bomb.

Rockstone		2012-09-07 11:25:34 AM

I hope they find the idiot who made the threat.

Zizzowop		2012-09-07 11:28:02 AM

Perducci		2012-09-07 11:28:10 AM

gopher321: Years ago a buddy of mine visited me, and before I dropped him off at the airport, I hid a cardboard outline of a pistol I made wrapped in tinfoil in his luggage, just for yuks. This was before all the 9/11 hysteria down south...

Turned out he got home just fine, the airport scanners never found the fake gun. My buddy didn't find it either - I had to tell him it was still in his suitcase.

Lame joke, and it probably doesn't sound funny nowadays, but like I said it was back in the '90s.

Friggin Canadian airport personnel were probably drunk or retarded.

Or they're competent enough to tell the difference between a cardboard outline of a pistol wrapped in tinfoil and a real gun.

traylor		2012-09-07 11:30:07 AM

PsyLord: karmaceutical: I remember it like it was yesterday...

Shouldn't this be a [img1.fark.net image 54x11] since he did get to Dallas and was then arrested on outstanding warrants?

Shouldn't this be redlit since a guy getting arrested on outstanding warrants isn't Farkworthy?

gunga galunga		2012-09-07 11:33:23 AM

A bo....*gasp*

Crewmannumber6		2012-09-07 11:34:54 AM

And that's when I developed my drinking problem

TNel		2012-09-07 11:35:37 AM

Perducci: gopher321: Years ago a buddy of mine visited me, and before I dropped him off at the airport, I hid a cardboard outline of a pistol I made wrapped in tinfoil in his luggage, just for yuks. This was before all the 9/11 hysteria down south...

Turned out he got home just fine, the airport scanners never found the fake gun. My buddy didn't find it either - I had to tell him it was still in his suitcase.

Lame joke, and it probably doesn't sound funny nowadays, but like I said it was back in the '90s.

Friggin Canadian airport personnel were probably drunk or retarded.

Or they're competent enough to tell the difference between a cardboard outline of a pistol wrapped in tinfoil and a real gun.

Or the luggage was checked.

So the new information is the guy got arrested anyways because he had warrants?

Walker		2012-09-07 11:36:03 AM

Remember that time you posted a repeat man?

CapeFearCadaver		2012-09-07 11:38:20 AM

Crewmannumber6: And that's when I developed my drinking problem

Yesterday?

imtheonlylp		2012-09-07 11:38:20 AM

someone set up us the bob-bomb
www.mariowiki.com

Rev. Skarekroe		2012-09-07 11:39:11 AM

HK-MP5-SD		2012-09-07 11:44:35 AM

traylor: PsyLord: karmaceutical: I remember it like it was yesterday...

Shouldn't this be a [img1.fark.net image 54x11] since he did get to Dallas and was then arrested on outstanding warrants?

Shouldn't this be redlit since a guy getting arrested on outstanding warrants isn't Farkworthy?

It is Farkworthy because the girl friend is likely going to do time in a federal prison, and owe the airline and the Feds tens of thousands of dollars in fines and damages over her attempt to get her ex in trouble when all she had to do was call Texas and let them know he was coming.

MrCheeks		2012-09-07 11:48:56 AM

THOSE WERE THE BEST TIMES MAN!

/Can't find the pic of the black guy...

chasd00		2012-09-07 11:50:19 AM

saw this on the news today, the really hilarious thing is when he landed in Dallas he was immediately arrested for an outstanding drug related warrant which the authorities would have never known he was coming had the bomb thing never happened.

traylor		2012-09-07 11:55:00 AM

HK-MP5-SD: traylor: PsyLord: karmaceutical: I remember it like it was yesterday...

Shouldn't this be a [img1.fark.net image 54x11] since he did get to Dallas and was then arrested on outstanding warrants?

Shouldn't this be redlit since a guy getting arrested on outstanding warrants isn't Farkworthy?

It is Farkworthy because the girl friend is likely going to do time in a federal prison, and owe the airline and the Feds tens of thousands of dollars in fines and damages over her attempt to get her ex in trouble when all she had to do was call Texas and let them know he was coming.

I think you've got a point there.