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		Finally an entertainer openly admits the biggest mistake of his career was not making a sex tape (thesun.co.uk)		49
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Coelacanth		2012-09-07 05:22:21 AM

I'd settle for one authentic pic of Dolly Parton lounging nude on a couch like Kate Winslet.

fusillade762		2012-09-07 05:30:52 AM

I'm old. In my day all we did was take sex Polaroids.

The Why Not Guy		2012-09-07 05:31:54 AM

Robbie Williams is my favorite "so ugly he's sexy" guy. I share his regret at the lack of a sex tape.

skinink		2012-09-07 05:34:51 AM

I'm sure a Robbie Williams sex tape would be as pretentious as the sex tape from "American Psycho".

I sound fat		2012-09-07 05:53:57 AM

He tried to make one, but it didnt work?

WHAT didn't work, Robbie?

Xenomech		2012-09-07 05:55:00 AM

Then what was the biggest mistake of his career, subby?

binnster		2012-09-07 05:55:19 AM

I sound fat: He tried to make one, but it didnt work?

WHAT didn't work, Robbie?

Penis.

LewDux		2012-09-07 05:55:41 AM

Coelacanth: I'd settle for one authentic pic of Dolly Parton lounging nude on a couch like Kate Winslet.

Link

weirdneighbour		2012-09-07 05:58:50 AM

Ha, "snooker with a rope", never heard that one but then I haven't had the chance to disappoint an English women.

Wretschko		2012-09-07 06:19:25 AM

I actually remember Robbie Williams as not being such a bad artist who tried to break through to an American audience and failed to do so.

He was/is HUGE in ENG-GA-LAND.

Does anyone know of an American artist who was HUGE here and yet flopped over there in the UK? Just asking.

pedobearapproved		2012-09-07 06:19:41 AM

"snooker with a rope"

i2.kym-cdn.com

OscarTamerz		2012-09-07 06:20:43 AM

I'd guess it involved him taking it in the ass from Howdy Doody and Alfred E. Newman so it probably would have had limited appeal anyway.

Coming on a Bicycle		2012-09-07 06:43:56 AM

Wretschko: I actually remember Robbie Williams as not being such a bad artist who tried to break through to an American audience and failed to do so.

He was/is HUGE in ENG-GA-LAND.

Does anyone know of an American artist who was HUGE here and yet flopped over there in the UK? Just asking.

Basically your entire country & western inventory.

Public Savant		2012-09-07 06:52:29 AM

Coming on a Bicycle: Wretschko:
Does anyone know of an American artist who was HUGE here and yet flopped over there in the UK? Just asking.

Basically your entire country & western inventory.

And what's the deal with NASCAR?!
I mean, I know that american cars can't steer very well but come on - make a decent track, already!

Jon iz teh kewl		2012-09-07 06:58:52 AM

The ex-Take That star said he would have filmed his raunchy antics if he could "go back in time".
Williams, 38, said: "I'd have done a couple of sex tapes."
He confessed he once tried to make one but it "didn't work".
The singer said he was "glad" it went wrong.
He explained: "It involved copious amounts of cocaine and playing snooker with a rope."

www.u3ajavea.org

StrikitRich		2012-09-07 07:10:49 AM

DRTFA, so I'm just assuming it's about Fran Drescher.

Bird3149		2012-09-07 07:45:51 AM

StrikitRich: DRTFA, so I'm just assuming it's about Fran Drescher.

I assumed Jerry Lewis. Or did I miss something?

foo monkey		2012-09-07 08:05:49 AM

Public Savant: Coming on a Bicycle: Wretschko:
Does anyone know of an American artist who was HUGE here and yet flopped over there in the UK? Just asking.

Basically your entire country & western inventory.

And what's the deal with NASCAR?!
I mean, I know that american cars can't steer very well but come on - make a decent track, already!

Watch the Richmond this weekend. Great track on tv and amazing in person.

SonOfSpam		2012-09-07 08:21:28 AM

DNRTFA

Is it Ron Jeremy?

Macular Degenerate		2012-09-07 08:24:44 AM

Who the hell is Robbie Williams? And why do I care about his sex-tape regret? Seriously people? WTF?

Tomji		2012-09-07 08:28:36 AM

There should be a law of sorts to make sex tapes of female celebrities while they are young, so that they can release it when their career is about to end. No one wants to see saggy breasts.

StrikitRich		2012-09-07 08:31:13 AM

SonOfSpam: DNRTFA Is it Ron Jeremy?

Ron has other interests now.

farkplug		2012-09-07 08:41:28 AM

Tomji: There should be a law of sorts to make sex tapes of female celebrities while they are young, so that they can release it when their career is about to end. No one wants to see saggy breasts.

Well that sound like a very enforceable (and original--not) law. While they're at it, "there should be a law of sorts to make sex tapes of" male celebrities while they are young. No one wants to see saggy nut sacks.

SpeedyBB		2012-09-07 08:57:07 AM

Jon iz teh kewl		2012-09-07 09:02:28 AM

Macular Degenerate: Who the hell is Robbie Williams? And why do I care about his sex-tape regret? Seriously people? WTF?

he wrote "MILLENIUM" an mp3 that i had in college and NEVER PLAYED.

Kaka		2012-09-07 09:13:05 AM

"Not me!"

sphere of acceptable risk		2012-09-07 09:57:18 AM

I don't "agree" with all the "random" quotation marks "in" that "article".

ButterMule		2012-09-07 10:04:13 AM

Scousers never buy The Sun.

Valiente		2012-09-07 10:24:34 AM

weirdneighbour: Ha, "snooker with a rope", never heard that one but then I haven't had the chance to disappoint an English women.

I was wondering if that needed a translation into American. "Swinging with a cardboard bat during a rain delay" might have done the trick, unlike Flacido Domingo there.

WeenerGord		2012-09-07 10:50:17 AM

Didn't Robbie Williams film a threesome with Ted and Ralph? I'm sure that videotape is out there.

Ishkur		2012-09-07 11:44:23 AM

Wretschko: Does anyone know of an American artist who was HUGE here and yet flopped over there in the UK? Just asking.

My UK friends, American friends and I once had a fierce argument over which was the bigger/more influential band worldwide: Blur or Nirvana.

The relative success of both bands was almost reversed depending on the country: in America, Nirvana was an earthshattering death knell to 80s excess hair rock and paved the way for a decade of grunge and alternative and had a number of huge hits in a short timeframe, but in Britain they were a one-hit wonder with that Teen Spirit song, whereas Blur was a massive juggernaut with a string of hits in Britain, but in America is still only known as that one-hit wonder with the "woo hoo" song.

The argument was more fascinating for how either culture perceived trends that were not as influential within their particular sphere of influence rather than any definitive objective conclusions.

MCM		2012-09-07 11:57:13 AM

WeenerGord		2012-09-07 11:58:48 AM

Ishkur: The argument was more fascinating for how either culture perceived trends that were not as influential within their particular sphere of influence rather than any definitive objective conclusions.

Did any mention of the RIAA and usage rights and purchased airtime ever enter into your discussions?

Could it be that "cultures" are influenced simply by what shiat they have shoved at them 24/7? and that is a business deal, not a cultural choice.

MCM		2012-09-07 12:01:06 PM

Wretschko: I actually remember Robbie Williams as not being such a bad artist who tried to break through to an American audience and failed to do so.

I saw his concert in Los Angeles on the tour for his first solo album, people can say whatever they want about Robbie Williams, but that guy puts on a hell of a show. I've seen literally hundreds of concerts over the years, and his definitely in my top 10, possibly top 5.

wambu		2012-09-07 12:01:36 PM

He confessed he once tried to make one but it "didn't work".

Happens to everyone, dude. See a doctor.

Maybe if you didn't dress so flambouyantly.

/CSB

My budyy and I had been married to our respective wives for about 15 years and we were both tired of hearing about the unending sexual conquests of my buddy's much younger brother-in-law. So one day, the brother-in-law confides to us that he's having trouble getting his nut the third time in a row and wonders if "you guys had the same trouble when you got old". We feigned surprise, told him that 7 or 8 times in a row was pretty much standard for us "old guys" and that he needed immediate medical attention. Scared as shiat, he made the appointment and paid to have his doctor tell him what a dumbass he was.

ParadisePornoTheater		2012-09-07 01:14:55 PM

Liam Gallagher stabbed him in the back and took Nicole Appleton with him. It's been downhill for Robbie ever since. Not even a sex tape could have turned that around.

frepnog		2012-09-07 02:17:56 PM

Ishkur: Wretschko: Does anyone know of an American artist who was HUGE here and yet flopped over there in the UK? Just asking.

My UK friends, American friends and I once had a fierce argument over which was the bigger/more influential band worldwide: Blur or Nirvana.

The relative success of both bands was almost reversed depending on the country: in America, Nirvana was an earthshattering death knell to 80s excess hair rock and paved the way for a decade of grunge and alternative and had a number of huge hits in a short timeframe, but in Britain they were a one-hit wonder with that Teen Spirit song, whereas Blur was a massive juggernaut with a string of hits in Britain, but in America is still only known as that one-hit wonder with the "woo hoo" song.

The argument was more fascinating for how either culture perceived trends that were not as influential within their particular sphere of influence rather than any definitive objective conclusions.

well, there is your answer. it doesn't really matter how popular Blur were. Their contribution to the musicsphere is limited to "hits". Nothing changed because Blur were around.

Nirvana changed EVERYTHING practically overnight.

SpartacusHobbs		2012-09-07 02:30:20 PM

Misread Robbie Williams as Robin Williams, still trying not to vomit.

/in desperate need of brain bleach
//you're welcome

Jon iz teh kewl		2012-09-07 02:51:21 PM

SpartacusHobbs: Misread Robbie Williams as Robin Williams, still trying not to vomit.

/in desperate need of brain bleach
//you're welcome

popdose.com

farkeruk		2012-09-07 03:19:23 PM

"Getting pissy with Guy Chambers over him collaborating with Gary Barlow" might be more accurate.

Uptown Hipster Doofus		2012-09-07 03:29:10 PM

Was it her?...

i39.tinypic.com

...or her?

content7.flixster.com

/I Heart The '80s!

DumbPhone		2012-09-07 03:45:49 PM

I fully expected the article to be about Betty White. My mistakemistake.

pikapartykid		2012-09-07 03:56:22 PM

I thought this was going to be about Louie CK. Not that he didn't come close.

Rubix^3		2012-09-07 04:23:40 PM

That's fine. I don't need to see his gay sex tape.

LewDux		2012-09-07 04:24:56 PM

frepnog: Ishkur: Wretschko: Does anyone know of an American artist who was HUGE here and yet flopped over there in the UK? Just asking.

My UK friends, American friends and I once had a fierce argument over which was the bigger/more influential band worldwide: Blur or Nirvana.

The relative success of both bands was almost reversed depending on the country: in America, Nirvana was an earthshattering death knell to 80s excess hair rock and paved the way for a decade of grunge and alternative and had a number of huge hits in a short timeframe, but in Britain they were a one-hit wonder with that Teen Spirit song, whereas Blur was a massive juggernaut with a string of hits in Britain, but in America is still only known as that one-hit wonder with the "woo hoo" song.

The argument was more fascinating for how either culture perceived trends that were not as influential within their particular sphere of influence rather than any definitive objective conclusions.

well, there is your answer. it doesn't really matter how popular Blur were. Their contribution to the musicsphere is limited to "hits". Nothing changed because Blur were around.

Nirvana changed EVERYTHING practically overnight.

Redecorated walls for exmple

frepnog		2012-09-07 04:39:41 PM

LewDux: frepnog: Ishkur: Wretschko: Does anyone know of an American artist who was HUGE here and yet flopped over there in the UK? Just asking.

My UK friends, American friends and I once had a fierce argument over which was the bigger/more influential band worldwide: Blur or Nirvana.

The relative success of both bands was almost reversed depending on the country: in America, Nirvana was an earthshattering death knell to 80s excess hair rock and paved the way for a decade of grunge and alternative and had a number of huge hits in a short timeframe, but in Britain they were a one-hit wonder with that Teen Spirit song, whereas Blur was a massive juggernaut with a string of hits in Britain, but in America is still only known as that one-hit wonder with the "woo hoo" song.

The argument was more fascinating for how either culture perceived trends that were not as influential within their particular sphere of influence rather than any definitive objective conclusions.

well, there is your answer. it doesn't really matter how popular Blur were. Their contribution to the musicsphere is limited to "hits". Nothing changed because Blur were around.

Nirvana changed EVERYTHING practically overnight.

Redecorated walls for exmple

oh shut up, you.

caddisfly		2012-09-07 04:53:51 PM

"It involved copious amounts of cocaine and playing snooker with a rope."

i.chzbgr.com

semiotix		2012-09-07 10:16:12 PM

Don't even need to RFTA to know this is about Vigoda.

Abe, I will tell you what I told you the last time. First of all, nothing's stopping you. Second, not interested unless you're willing to kiss on the mouth. It's just degrading otherwise.