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(BBC-US)   Airbus wants to make future airline flights more exciting with catapult takeoffs and steep-dive landings   ( divider line
    More: Spiffy, Smarter Skies, Airbus, Airbus A380, Dreamliner  
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10260 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Sep 2012 at 3:35 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-09-07 02:58:25 AM  
4 votes:
Picture of passenger at take off:
2012-09-07 05:35:21 AM  
3 votes:
You're dangerous
2012-09-07 04:02:47 AM  
3 votes:
Picture of passenger at take off:
2012-09-07 09:42:42 AM  
2 votes:

Oldiron_79: Does anyone have a diagram of that the future seating patterns will be?

2012-09-07 06:45:20 AM  
2 votes:
Eh, wake me up when we get to this:

/Boeing or I'm not going
2012-09-07 04:12:30 AM  
2 votes:
But only if they promise me that I will be packed in so tight they will need a crowbar to get us out at the end, preferably packed in between a hausfrau in a mumu and a 500 lb dude wearing a sweaty tank top and shorts, you know for that full airline experience...
2012-09-07 08:41:23 AM  
1 vote:

MythDragon: As someone who has experienced the thrill of an assualt landing (Looks something like this) I say go for it. It would be fun to watch the "OMG I'M GONNA FARKING DIE" look on the face of all the noobs. (same look I had on my face the first time.)

Yeah, that is a lot of fun, innit? It's like a really big roller coaster drop, except with no rails and the potential of someone trying to kill you. I miss that.
2012-09-07 07:24:00 AM  
1 vote:
FTA: "As space becomes a premium and mega-cities become a reality,"

Will these mega-cities have Judges?
2012-09-07 04:37:38 AM  
1 vote:
No thanks Airbus; your fly-by-wire technology makes flying exciting enough.

2012-09-07 01:43:38 AM  
1 vote:
Sounds like flying into/out of John Wayne airport..

Big deal.
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