Mrs.Sharpier: Ya... That's awesome and all but I can't help but think he should really have it checked out. Or do gingers bruise easily? Like way easily?

Anyways. Yikes.

Speaking as a ginger, yes we do bruise easily.

Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman: phimuskapsi: Boeheimian Rhapsody: B.L.Z. Bub: Boeheimian Rhapsody: madcan34: RoyBatty: Okay, how many people think that not one doctor in 3000 would tell their patients to come with 100 feet of five hour energy?

As for the 5 hour claim, I love reading the small print after their 73% claim, that only 47% of doctors would recommend 5-hour specifically.

I hate that commercial too.. I also note how the 73% is specifically a recommendation only for their patients who already use energy supplements. It's not the doctors saying 5 hour energy is good, but in reality, the doctors saying "Well, I can't convince you not to take any energy supplements, so you might as well take the low-calorie one instead of an empty 400 calories of sugar".
I would guess the other 27% don't recommend it because their choice would be to tell their patient to not take a supplement at all and get more sleep instead.

Doctor, I fall asleep everyday at work. So I've been downing 5 red bulls a day. Tastes yummy, and I feel like I am participating in ground breaking research into aerospace.

Yeah, that's not really a good idea. I think you should get some rest instead, control your diet, especially how many carbohydrates like rice or potatoes or french fries you eat at lunch, which is probably what's causing you to fall asleep in the afternoon. And maybe take this for anxiety/depression/focus.

Yeah, but I love red bulls and I well I love them. And stunt planes!

28 grams of sugars really isn't doing anything good for you. The sugar high you get followed by the low is fighting with the caffeine it contains. If you're going to take these things you should find a sugar free, low calorie one, but really, consider controlling your diet.

What do you think of 5 hour energy?

Yeah whatever dumbass.

B.L.Z. Bub: Boeheimian Rhapsody: madcan34: RoyBatty: Okay, how many people think that not one doctor in 3000 would tell their patients to come with 100 feet of five hour energy?

a 30 second commercial for a 50 second clip

I farking HATE commercials

you should get adblock.

/i didn't get any commercial

Wait, how would AdBlock know to block a commercial that precedes a video? From the perspective of the script, it's just another video, right?

It might be because the ad video comes from a domain on the filter list.

Okay, how many people think that not one doctor in 3000 would tell their patients to come with 100 feet of five hour energy?

CONAN highlight: Conan tried to mount a water buffalo, and the results aren't pretty.

I didn't know Conan swung that way.