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2012-09-07 08:46:46 AM  
Ya... That's awesome and all but I can't help but think he should really have it checked out. Or do gingers bruise easily? Like way easily?

Anyways. Yikes.
 
2012-09-07 08:50:34 AM  
I want to poke it and watch him go "OWWWWW!"
 
2012-09-07 09:03:47 AM  
Oy! You call that a bruise! This...is a BRUISE! (read in Aussie accent.)

lh6.ggpht.com
 
2012-09-07 10:05:44 AM  
Looks like Tosh's bruise from when he took the bowling ball to the nuts

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-07 11:28:19 AM  
CONAN highlight: Conan tried to mount a water buffalo, and the results aren't pretty.

I didn't know Conan swung that way.
 
2012-09-07 12:31:54 PM  
Okay, how many people think that not one doctor in 3000 would tell their patients to come with 100 feet of five hour energy?
 
2012-09-07 12:37:09 PM  

RoyBatty: Okay, how many people think that not one doctor in 3000 would tell their patients to come with 100 feet of five hour energy?


a 30 second commercial for a 50 second clip

I farking HATE commercials
 
2012-09-07 01:06:18 PM  

madcan34: RoyBatty: Okay, how many people think that not one doctor in 3000 would tell their patients to come with 100 feet of five hour energy?

a 30 second commercial for a 50 second clip

I farking HATE commercials


you should get adblock.

/i didn't get any commercial
 
2012-09-07 01:07:10 PM  
My most epic burn

farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2012-09-07 01:09:55 PM  

Boeheimian Rhapsody: madcan34: RoyBatty: Okay, how many people think that not one doctor in 3000 would tell their patients to come with 100 feet of five hour energy?

a 30 second commercial for a 50 second clip

I farking HATE commercials

you should get adblock.

/i didn't get any commercial


Wait, how would AdBlock know to block a commercial that precedes a video? From the perspective of the script, it's just another video, right?
 
2012-09-07 01:11:29 PM  
CSB: I used to work a job that had me using one of those nextel indestructible phones. One day I have on these pants with slanted side pockets which meant the phone was clipped right on top of the far point of my hip. All this to say, I tripped and landed HARD on said hip and phone on concrete. That shiat was black and purple and just unbelievable for weeks.

/phone didn't even turn off, let alone break
 
2012-09-07 01:12:20 PM  

MandM: My most epic burn

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 500x375]


I had a friend who fell asleep in a motorboat one sunny afternoon... both her legs were covered with blisters that size.
 
2012-09-07 01:14:31 PM  

RoyBatty: Okay, how many people think that not one doctor in 3000 would tell their patients to come with 100 feet of five hour energy?


I love how pretty much all they say is, "doctors think that if you're going to be drinking an energy drink anyway one with less calories would be better."
 
2012-09-07 01:18:45 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: Boeheimian Rhapsody: madcan34: RoyBatty: Okay, how many people think that not one doctor in 3000 would tell their patients to come with 100 feet of five hour energy?

a 30 second commercial for a 50 second clip

I farking HATE commercials

you should get adblock.

/i didn't get any commercial

Wait, how would AdBlock know to block a commercial that precedes a video? From the perspective of the script, it's just another video, right?


That is correct - btw - I already have adblock AND flashblock
 
2012-09-07 01:26:24 PM  

JeffKochosky: MandM: My most epic burn

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 500x375]

I had a friend who fell asleep in a motorboat one sunny afternoon... both her legs were covered with blisters that size.


YIKES!
Mine was from turkey gravy on Thanksgiving. Trying to pour it from the pot into the gravy boat. Totally missed.
 
2012-09-07 01:28:48 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: Boeheimian Rhapsody: madcan34: RoyBatty: Okay, how many people think that not one doctor in 3000 would tell their patients to come with 100 feet of five hour energy?

a 30 second commercial for a 50 second clip

I farking HATE commercials

you should get adblock.

/i didn't get any commercial

Wait, how would AdBlock know to block a commercial that precedes a video? From the perspective of the script, it's just another video, right?


It might be because the ad video comes from a domain on the filter list.
 
2012-09-07 01:29:17 PM  
I just had a vasectomy one week ago today and I bet my hematoma looks worse than that based solely on the location.
 
2012-09-07 01:33:01 PM  

Saberus Terras: B.L.Z. Bub: Boeheimian Rhapsody: madcan34: RoyBatty: Okay, how many people think that not one doctor in 3000 would tell their patients to come with 100 feet of five hour energy?

a 30 second commercial for a 50 second clip

I farking HATE commercials

you should get adblock.

/i didn't get any commercial

Wait, how would AdBlock know to block a commercial that precedes a video? From the perspective of the script, it's just another video, right?

It might be because the ad video comes from a domain on the filter list.


I want to know who that actress is. I know that I have seen her before.
 
2012-09-07 01:35:54 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: Boeheimian Rhapsody: madcan34: RoyBatty: Okay, how many people think that not one doctor in 3000 would tell their patients to come with 100 feet of five hour energy?

a 30 second commercial for a 50 second clip

I farking HATE commercials

you should get adblock.

/i didn't get any commercial

Wait, how would AdBlock know to block a commercial that precedes a video? From the perspective of the script, it's just another video, right?


/shrug

I didn't write the script. I just enjoy not seeing ads when i click on videos.
 
2012-09-07 01:41:24 PM  
For sheer size and pain, hard to beat the contribution of Sac City Rollers derby skater Aleithal Weapon:

Link
 
2012-09-07 01:46:34 PM  

Boeheimian Rhapsody: B.L.Z. Bub: Boeheimian Rhapsody: madcan34: RoyBatty: Okay, how many people think that not one doctor in 3000 would tell their patients to come with 100 feet of five hour energy?

a 30 second commercial for a 50 second clip

I farking HATE commercials

you should get adblock.

/i didn't get any commercial

Wait, how would AdBlock know to block a commercial that precedes a video? From the perspective of the script, it's just another video, right?

/shrug

I didn't write the script. I just enjoy not seeing ads when i click on videos.


AdBlock is a peer block system, essentially a black list from which things cannot be displayed. That's why it works for the ads.

As for the 5 hour claim, I love reading the small print after their 73% claim, that only 47% of doctors would recommend 5-hour specifically.
 
2012-09-07 01:47:33 PM  
i5.photobucket.com
Best I've seen. My buddy skated into an I beam.
 
2012-09-07 01:57:07 PM  

phimuskapsi: Boeheimian Rhapsody: B.L.Z. Bub: Boeheimian Rhapsody: madcan34: RoyBatty: Okay, how many people think that not one doctor in 3000 would tell their patients to come with 100 feet of five hour energy?

As for the 5 hour claim, I love reading the small print after their 73% claim, that only 47% of doctors would recommend 5-hour specifically.


I hate that commercial too.. I also note how the 73% is specifically a recommendation only for their patients who already use energy supplements. It's not the doctors saying 5 hour energy is good, but in reality, the doctors saying "Well, I can't convince you not to take any energy supplements, so you might as well take the low-calorie one instead of an empty 400 calories of sugar".
I would guess the other 27% don't recommend it because their choice would be to tell their patient to not take a supplement at all and get more sleep instead.
 
2012-09-07 01:57:10 PM  

FC Exile: [i5.photobucket.com image 768x1024]
Best I've seen. My buddy skated into an I beam.



I'm pretty sure that your 'buddy' is a terminator, and he's showing us his spleen.

/That's one vascular bruise
 
2012-09-07 02:05:28 PM  

Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman: phimuskapsi: Boeheimian Rhapsody: B.L.Z. Bub: Boeheimian Rhapsody: madcan34: RoyBatty: Okay, how many people think that not one doctor in 3000 would tell their patients to come with 100 feet of five hour energy?

As for the 5 hour claim, I love reading the small print after their 73% claim, that only 47% of doctors would recommend 5-hour specifically.

I hate that commercial too.. I also note how the 73% is specifically a recommendation only for their patients who already use energy supplements. It's not the doctors saying 5 hour energy is good, but in reality, the doctors saying "Well, I can't convince you not to take any energy supplements, so you might as well take the low-calorie one instead of an empty 400 calories of sugar".
I would guess the other 27% don't recommend it because their choice would be to tell their patient to not take a supplement at all and get more sleep instead.


Doctor, I fall asleep everyday at work. So I've been downing 5 red bulls a day. Tastes yummy, and I feel like I am participating in ground breaking research into aerospace.

Yeah, that's not really a good idea. I think you should get some rest instead, control your diet, especially how many carbohydrates like rice or potatoes or french fries you eat at lunch, which is probably what's causing you to fall asleep in the afternoon. And maybe take this for anxiety/depression/focus.

Yeah, but I love red bulls and I well I love them. And stunt planes!

28 grams of sugars really isn't doing anything good for you. The sugar high you get followed by the low is fighting with the caffeine it contains. If you're going to take these things you should find a sugar free, low calorie one, but really, consider controlling your diet.

What do you think of 5 hour energy?

Yeah whatever dumbass.
 
2012-09-07 02:13:24 PM  
No it's not.
I think the best thing that could have happened to his career is if he had been gored and trampled.
That bruise is nothing.
 
2012-09-07 02:17:14 PM  

wxboy: CONAN highlight:

Conan tried to mount a water buffalo, and the results aren't pretty.

I didn't know Conan swung that way.


Was it a male or female?

Or maybe it was intersex or transgendered?
 
2012-09-07 02:27:47 PM  

MandM: JeffKochosky: MandM: My most epic burn

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 500x375]

I had a friend who fell asleep in a motorboat one sunny afternoon... both her legs were covered with blisters that size.

YIKES!
Mine was from turkey gravy on Thanksgiving. Trying to pour it from the pot into the gravy boat. Totally missed.


I like to use Designated Hot-And-Sharp-Object Users, myself.
 
2012-09-07 03:25:50 PM  
Dude, did your friend fall asleep, or did she pass out?
 
2012-09-07 03:31:50 PM  

JeffKochosky: MandM: My most epic burn

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 500x375]

I had a friend who fell asleep in a motorboat one sunny afternoon... both her legs were covered with blisters that size.


Was she hot?

/geddit?
 
2012-09-07 04:16:36 PM  

kobrakai: I just had a vasectomy one week ago today and I bet my hematoma looks worse than that based solely on the location.


I don't remember any bruise from my vasectomy...!
 
2012-09-07 04:17:23 PM  
Conan on a buffaloooooooooooooooo...
One day... Conan got a buffalo and tried to ride around the studio.
UH OH! The buffalo ran away before he could climb on its back...
CONAN ON A BUFFALOOOOOOO!!!!
 
2012-09-07 05:41:12 PM  

Mrs.Sharpier: Ya... That's awesome and all but I can't help but think he should really have it checked out. Or do gingers bruise easily? Like way easily?

Anyways. Yikes.


Speaking as a ginger, yes we do bruise easily.
 
2012-09-07 05:45:55 PM  
That was about the size of the bruise I had when my MIL knocked over a stack of sheetrock and plywood onto my thigh.

Only mine was much more colorful. Shades of orange, dark purple and blue. It was lovely.

/doesn't trust her around heavy materials anymore
 
2012-09-07 05:49:04 PM  

zombiegoat: For sheer size and pain, hard to beat the contribution of Sac City Rollers derby skater Aleithal Weapon:

Link


Reminds me of South America.
 
2012-09-07 05:51:34 PM  

wild9: I want to know who that actress is. I know that I have seen her before.


I just decided she looks like what Cameron Diaz would look like if she aged normally.


As far as bruises go, the worst I ever had was from coming off a horse and scraping my inner thigh on the saddle horn. It was a nasty one. Too bad I was 13 and didn't have anybody to really admire it.
 
2012-09-07 06:00:03 PM  
I shouldn't have clicked on this thread.
 
2012-09-07 06:02:00 PM  
i49.tinypic.com
i45.tinypic.com 
1 broken ankle and 1 shatterd heal.

Beer was involved
 
2012-09-07 06:16:03 PM  
He's trying way too hard to get attention
 
2012-09-07 06:17:24 PM  

Medic Zero: I don't remember any bruise from my vasectomy...!


Me either...
 
2012-09-07 06:38:15 PM  
Not bad for someone with an indoor job with no heavy lifting.

We call 'em "scaffold tats", they're an occupational hazard from spending too much time around ironmongery.
 
2012-09-07 07:03:24 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Looks like Tosh's bruise from when he took the bowling ball to the nuts

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x332]


I'm so glad I've now heard of this. No one on the planet deserves a bowling ball to the nuts quite like that douche.
 
2012-09-07 07:13:28 PM  

cretinbob: No it's not.
I think the best thing that could have happened to his career is if he had been gored and trampled.
That bruise is nothing.


If this would have been the first thing said in this thread I would have posted "One and done".

Those of you complaining about the ad, take note...click on a Conan link and you get whatever you deserve. More entertainment int he commercial than the content.
 
2012-09-07 07:33:12 PM  

zombiegoat: For sheer size and pain, hard to beat the contribution of Sac City Rollers derby skater Aleithal Weapon:

Link


This.

Derby girls get bruises like this, and often. Rink rash also leaves some pretty interesting marks when you add in fishnets, tights, and roller skate wheels.
 
2012-09-07 07:35:57 PM  

kobrakai: I just had a vasectomy one week ago today and I bet my hematoma looks worse than that based solely on the location.


This.

A big black ballsack on a skinny white boy is not a nice thing to see.
 
2012-09-07 07:47:02 PM  
Reminds me of the time my (now ex) wife hit me with a boat oar.
 
2012-09-07 08:25:23 PM  

Maechyll: kobrakai: I just had a vasectomy one week ago today and I bet my hematoma looks worse than that based solely on the location.

This.

A big black ballsack on a skinny white boy is not a nice thing to see.


I never want to go back to jail.
 
2012-09-07 09:26:53 PM  
this thread is as pointless as a discussion about the most gruesome car accident you've ever seen. it just escalates while it's all pointless and really quite sad.

why Conan has a TV show is beyond me. Letterman is worse but both suck it.
 
TKM
2012-09-07 10:04:18 PM  
Triple angioplasty and a heartful of slinkies (my new band name) six weeks ago.

Blood thinners/baby aspirin mean I can beat that just by shaving.

Never shaving my balls again....
 
2012-09-07 10:43:21 PM  
Anyone post a pic? Can't get the video to load.
 
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