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(Asbury Park Press)   Ugly-ass baby otters...I can't even finish because D'awww   (app.com) divider line 72
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2012-09-07 07:37:53 AM  
Wow, I knew baby otters were cute, but that picture was ridiculous. I WANT TO CUDDLE THEM!
 
2012-09-07 08:58:08 AM  
I just want to hug them.
 
2012-09-07 08:59:30 AM  
img.photobucket.com

Ready to play them lullabyes.
 
2012-09-07 09:02:15 AM  
If I could come back as any animal after I die, I would want to be an otter. They always look like they are having fun.
 
2012-09-07 09:05:27 AM  
Why have these animals not yet been domesticated and turned into housepets?
 
gja
2012-09-07 09:06:22 AM  
encrypted-tbn0.google.com

"Oh, fun is ALWAYS on the menu when you are Otter"
 
2012-09-07 09:07:49 AM  
They're cute and they were born on my b-day. That makes them cute AND awesome.

/head explodes into candy
 
gja
2012-09-07 09:07:50 AM  

Fool_Marquis: Why have these animals not yet been domesticated and turned into housepets?


This....
encrypted-tbn0.google.com
....is a likely reason
 
2012-09-07 09:10:47 AM  
My daughter loves otters. Houston Zoo has two areas with otters on display. Every time she sees the otters in the water, she gets their attention and moves around the glass, and they follow, playing with her. So damned CUTE.
 
2012-09-07 09:11:35 AM  
That pic is just begging for a "the otter community frowns on your shenanigans" PS.
 
2012-09-07 09:13:21 AM  
Get offa my pond!

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-07 09:19:04 AM  

gja: Fool_Marquis: Why have these animals not yet been domesticated and turned into housepets?

This....
[encrypted-tbn0.google.com image 260x194]
....is a likely reason


Hrm, kinda looks like my dogs teeth, except his are larger...
 
2012-09-07 09:19:28 AM  
My daughter wanted me to take the otters home with us at The Ellen Trout Zoo.

And the ones in Houston rule too!
 
2012-09-07 09:20:33 AM  
Did anyone else have a "Black Caucus frowns at your shenanigans" moment when looking at that pic?
 
2012-09-07 09:21:09 AM  
Why can't I have a job where I can snuggle and feed baby otters? I would be the happiest person on earth. That picture is cute beyond words!!!
 
2012-09-07 09:21:36 AM  

CapeFearCadaver:
Hrm, kinda looks like my dogs teeth, except his are larger...


THIS!
 
2012-09-07 09:22:46 AM  

holdmybones: That pic is just begging for a "the otter community frowns on your shenanigans" PS.


That was the first thing I thought of when I saw the pic.

/Unfortunately, I have no PS skills
 
2012-09-07 09:23:21 AM  
clutch.mtv.com

Austin otters whoop ass.
 
2012-09-07 09:24:41 AM  

Fizpez: Did anyone else have a "Black Caucus frowns at your shenanigans" moment when looking at that pic?


Yeah, they look like a bunch of skeptical misanthropes already.

/that's not a comment on black people
 
2012-09-07 09:32:42 AM  
"Purchase Image"

bwahaha! ooooookay..
 
2012-09-07 09:35:43 AM  
Cute, but they would quite happily bite & claw (even tho small-clawed Asians).
+ threatened in the wild. At least 3 reasons not to make gd housepets, besides need for own swimming pool (fresh water only, no chlorine allowed) for them.
 
2012-09-07 09:44:04 AM  
They all look kind of pissed off to me.
 
2012-09-07 10:09:36 AM  
You want cute? YOU CAN'T HANDLE CUTE!

img824.imageshack.us
 
2012-09-07 10:10:05 AM  
Not even the cuteness of the baby otters could overcome my hatred of the writer of that story.

It's not "said so and so", it's "so and so said".

And what the fark is it with em dashes - em dashes! - when a farking comma will do the job? (ha, Fark won't let me do en dashes.)

/Otters!
 
2012-09-07 10:16:43 AM  

traylor: [cmsimg.app.com image 640x254]

Pissed? No. They are just otterly serious.


Looks like a 70's Prog-Rock "We're Serious Musicians" album cover. Hefty bass player & stoned drummer on far left; cute lead singer 3rd from right.
 
2012-09-07 10:20:47 AM  

Wild Eyed and Wicked: Why can't I have a job where I can snuggle and feed baby otters? I would be the happiest person on earth. That picture is cute beyond words!!!


Because you did not spend six years in school up to your elbows in blood, shiat, and animal guts.
 
2012-09-07 10:23:01 AM  

Fool_Marquis: Why have these animals not yet been domesticated and turned into housepets?


Ferrets are very close relatives of minks and otters... they're super cute and endlessly playful too.

Their teeth are very similar also, but fortunately scaled down a little for finger-retaining goodness.
 
2012-09-07 10:25:41 AM  
OMFG I LOVE OTTERS

How much do I love otters? My mother got me a "I'm an otter trapped in a human's body" shirt for my birthday.

...which is kinda weird and a bit overboard, yeah, but fark YOU OTTERS RAWRA:KLJB

Also, what city are these guys in? Jackson? What state is that? THE CONTEXTUAL CLUES ARE VERY LIMITED
 
2012-09-07 10:26:05 AM  
The band would be named "Otter-Bahn," btw.
 
2012-09-07 10:27:12 AM  

Summercat: OMFG I LOVE OTTERS

How much do I love otters? My mother got me a "I'm an otter trapped in a human's body" shirt for my birthday.

...which is kinda weird and a bit overboard, yeah, but fark YOU OTTERS RAWRA:KLJB

Also, what city are these guys in? Jackson? What state is that? THE CONTEXTUAL CLUES ARE VERY LIMITED


Do NOT drink that next cup of coffee...
 
2012-09-07 10:30:08 AM  

CapeFearCadaver: Summercat: OMFG I LOVE OTTERS

How much do I love otters? My mother got me a "I'm an otter trapped in a human's body" shirt for my birthday.

...which is kinda weird and a bit overboard, yeah, but fark YOU OTTERS RAWRA:KLJB

Also, what city are these guys in? Jackson? What state is that? THE CONTEXTUAL CLUES ARE VERY LIMITED

Do NOT drink that next cup of coffee...


HAH! Actually, it's the tail end of my day. I'm just waiting for the energy boost of walking frmo the busstop to home to wear off, then I will be zonked out asleep.

I'm just in the middle of an ottergasm.

http://s329.photobucket.com/albums/l368/bengaley/Summerotter/ http://s329.photobucket.com/albums/l368/bengaley/AofPSep2011/ May contain sea otters.
 
2012-09-07 10:31:43 AM  

cleveoh: Looks like a 70's Prog-Rock "We're Serious Musicians" album cover. Hefty bass player & stoned drummer on far left; cute lead singer 3rd from right.


70s Prog rock?
www.metalhavok.com
All stoned. No cute.
 
2012-09-07 10:33:16 AM  

Slaves2Darkness: Wild Eyed and Wicked: Why can't I have a job where I can snuggle and feed baby otters? I would be the happiest person on earth. That picture is cute beyond words!!!

Because you did not spend six years in school up to your elbows in blood, shiat, and animal guts.


True, but because I raise horses and beef cattle and work in chicken processing, I spend most of my time dealing with it anyway :(...
 
2012-09-07 10:33:25 AM  

steerforth: Not even the cuteness of the baby otters could overcome my hatred of the writer of that story.


Yep. She's another one sentence = one paragraph journalist.
 
2012-09-07 10:35:44 AM  
Summercat: How much do I love otters? My mother got me a "I'm an otter trapped in a human's body" shirt for my birthday.

...which is kinda weird and a bit overboard, yeah, but fark YOU OTTERS RAWRA:KLJB


So your mother is encouraging your inner furry? That is indeed kinda weird. NTTIAWWT.
 
2012-09-07 10:40:45 AM  

traylor: [cmsimg.app.com image 640x254]

Pissed? No. They are just otterly serious.


You otter be ashamed of that pun.
 
2012-09-07 11:00:00 AM  
priapic_abandon

Get offa my pond!

+

marcpen

You want cute? YOU CAN'T HANDLE CUTE!

=

"Beast Of Burden" ear-worm.

// pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty
 
2012-09-07 11:00:31 AM  
Do they play in a jug-band?
 
2012-09-07 11:01:34 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: traylor: [cmsimg.app.com image 640x254]

Pissed? No. They are just otterly serious.

You otter be ashamed of that pun.


Stop fighting you two, and just enjoy the awwwtters.

/awwesome
 
2012-09-07 11:12:41 AM  

traylor: [cmsimg.app.com image 640x254]

Pissed? No. They are just otterly serious.


What they are thinking, form left to right:

1. What am I hearing?
2. Oh, god, not this shiat again...
3. Not sure if serious
4. I smell bullshiat
5. Guys, I think we are dealing with a moron here
6. Please, just go the fark away already
 
2012-09-07 11:24:20 AM  

steerforth: Not even the cuteness of the baby otters could overcome my hatred of the writer of that story.

It's not "said so and so", it's "so and so said".

And what the fark is it with em dashes - em dashes! - when a farking comma will do the job? (ha, Fark won't let me do en dashes.)

/Otters!


I blame insulin shock due to cute overload. Synapse meltdown imminent!
 
2012-09-07 11:34:18 AM  
Tyrone Slothrop: traylor: [cmsimg.app.com image 640x254]

Pissed? No. They are just otterly serious.


Eat your heart out Serious Cat. Serious Otter travels in gangs.
 
2012-09-07 11:35:18 AM  
i35.photobucket.com

/Q&D
 
2012-09-07 11:38:37 AM  

brimed03: Tyrone Slothrop: traylor: [cmsimg.app.com image 640x254]

Pissed? No. They are just otterly serious.

You otter be ashamed of that pun.

Stop fighting you two, and just enjoy the awwwtters.

/awwesome


You are both awwterly shameless!
 
2012-09-07 11:50:09 AM  
holy crap that's cute
 
2012-09-07 11:59:22 AM  

gja: Fool_Marquis: Why have these animals not yet been domesticated and turned into housepets?

This....
[encrypted-tbn0.google.com image 260x194]
....is a likely reason


Have you ever actually looked at the teeth of a dog or cat?

Pull back those gums and you are reminded they are all evolved to be killing machines.
 
2012-09-07 12:02:20 PM  
Since my original post was deleted due to image hosting issues, here it is again.

i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-09-07 12:09:04 PM  
They should form a jug band.
 
2012-09-07 12:13:03 PM  

Lone Stranger: [clutch.mtv.com image 574x399]

Austin otters whoop ass.


Who is that douchebag?
 
2012-09-07 12:19:15 PM  
D'aaaw
 
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