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(SF Weekly)   It's perfectly fine to walk around SF's Castro District naked, but you have to be fully naked. Wear a cock ring, and you're in trouble (Not safe for work)   (blogs.sfweekly.com) divider line 80
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2012-09-06 09:13:46 PM  
lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-09-06 09:53:15 PM  
From what I understand it's pretty simple, you can be naked unless you're doing so to be lewd or lascivious. So, walking down the street in your altogether? No problem. Walking down the street in your altogether while whipping your wang around? Problem.
 
2012-09-06 11:25:50 PM  
"Turn up the STONES!"
 
2012-09-06 11:27:24 PM  
So asking for a brony friend of mine, what's the public anal ponytail situation?
 
2012-09-06 11:27:56 PM  
Apparently, it's only a problem if someone complains

/it's a non=issue
//as it were
 
2012-09-06 11:28:25 PM  
I was under the impression that real nudists frowned on induced boners, ie. exactly what a cock ring is intended to do.
 
2012-09-06 11:28:57 PM  
Typo near the end. "My the endless erection." LOL. Nice editing there, Lou.
 
2012-09-06 11:29:00 PM  
The Castro is one farked up place
 
2012-09-06 11:30:04 PM  
The guys in those pics are all wearing hats. It's bringing unnecessary and lewd attention to their dirty, dirty mouths.
 
2012-09-06 11:31:00 PM  
most nudists arent people you want to see naked. Most swingers arent people you would want to fark. Such is life
 
2012-09-06 11:31:42 PM  
I didn't see anything.
 
2012-09-06 11:33:17 PM  
i1247.photobucket.com

Time to BURN........
 
2012-09-06 11:33:33 PM  

RoyBatty: So asking for a brony friend of mine, what's the public anal ponytail situation?


Leon's a brony.

That explains so much.
 
2012-09-06 11:34:59 PM  
Don't cock-ring block, bro.
 
2012-09-06 11:35:20 PM  
What's funny is this on the front page next to a picture of Barney Franks with a gavel.
 
2012-09-06 11:35:48 PM  

RoyBatty: So asking for a brony friend of mine, what's the public anal ponytail situation?


People are free to try and kick it further in.
 
2012-09-06 11:41:18 PM  
One more store about dicks and we have a trifecta!
 
2012-09-06 11:41:27 PM  
I don't know if you have to be aroused for it to stay on

Um, no. You don't.

Would posting pictures of cock rings (not on real cocks) get one banned, I wonder?
 
2012-09-06 11:43:28 PM  

Digitalstrange: most nudists arent people you want to see naked. Most swingers arent people you would want to fark. Such is life


Most nudists and swingers don't give a flying fark what you (or anybody else) thinks.
 
2012-09-06 11:46:59 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: The guys in those pics are all wearing hats. It's bringing unnecessary and lewd attention to their dirty, dirty mouths.


So, I'm guessing these men do not want to dance?
 
2012-09-06 11:47:14 PM  
It's fun to watch tourists ask to have their photo taken with the random old naked dude on the corner.

www.missionmission.org
/oblig
 
2012-09-06 11:47:25 PM  

fusillade762: I don't know if you have to be aroused for it to stay on

Um, no. You don't.

Would posting pictures of cock rings (not on real cocks) get one banned, I wonder?


Yeah, you'd get to witness the firepower of the fully armed and operational ban hammer.
 
2012-09-06 11:48:22 PM  
clyph:

Most nudists... don't give a flying fark what you (or anybody else) thinks.

I disagree.

How they're perceived by others and drawing attention to themselves seems to be their primary concern.
 
2012-09-06 11:50:09 PM  

rdu_voyager: fusillade762: I don't know if you have to be aroused for it to stay on

Um, no. You don't.

Would posting pictures of cock rings (not on real cocks) get one banned, I wonder?

Yeah, you'd get to witness the firepower of the fully armed and operational ban hammer.


Does this mean we don't need the shield generator anymore?
 
2012-09-06 11:50:43 PM  

techbuzz: It's fun to watch tourists ask to have their photo taken with the random old naked dude on the corner.

[www.missionmission.org image 540x755]
/oblig


Laugh my ballz off every time I see that pic....Gratze!
 
2012-09-06 11:51:23 PM  

fusillade762: Would posting pictures of cock rings (not on real cocks) get one banned, I wonder?


Only one way to find out...
diy-or-die.com
 
2012-09-06 11:54:14 PM  

naurdt: fusillade762: Would posting pictures of cock rings (not on real cocks) get one banned, I wonder?

Only one way to find out...


i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-06 11:56:35 PM  
What if a bee bites you down there? I know there's no shame in nudity, but there are RISKS.
 
2012-09-06 11:57:06 PM  

TeDDD: I was under the impression that real nudists frowned on induced boners, ie. exactly what a cock ring is intended to do.


Exactly.
 
2012-09-06 11:57:40 PM  

Favoritemonster: What if a bee bites you down there? I know there's no shame in nudity, but there are RISKS.


MISS, MISS

A BIT STUNG ME AND I AM ALLERGIC

YOU HAVE TO SUCK OUT THE VENOM
 
2012-09-07 12:00:41 AM  
fark.upi.com
Hmmm, not sure to judge whether it is good or bad....
 
2012-09-07 12:03:25 AM  
Still preferable to D.C.
 
2012-09-07 12:04:52 AM  

Favoritemonster: What if a bee bites you down there? I know there's no shame in nudity, but there are RISKS.


Indeed.

i196.photobucket.com

/so very scared... 
 
2012-09-07 12:08:08 AM  
eh, I can understand it.

just nekkied is just nekkid. No harm no foul.

Putting on the cock ring implies sex. Thus it stops just being nekkid and starts being sexual.
 
2012-09-07 12:08:42 AM  

Moosecakes: The Castro is one farked up place


Tell us more. Have you ever been there? Or does nudity frighten you? The Castro is just like any other neighborhood in San Francisco, just a higher per capita of gay bars and businesses. I was there yesterday to waste half an hour, because I arrived too early for the Wednesday Farmer's Market a few blocks away. I didn't see any nudists with or without cockrings, not that I was looking for that.
 
2012-09-07 12:09:12 AM  
Meh. It's been done...

NSFW Image Link

/Sorry
 
2012-09-07 12:10:06 AM  

fusillade762: Favoritemonster: What if a bee bites you down there? I know there's no shame in nudity, but there are RISKS.

Indeed.

[i196.photobucket.com image 500x375]

Please leave President Obama out of this.
/so very scared...

 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-09-07 12:12:34 AM  
encrypted-tbn0.google.com
 
2012-09-07 12:15:18 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-07 12:15:25 AM  

RoyBatty: So asking for a brony friend of mine, what's the public anal ponytail situation?


I'd suggest he wait until Folsom Street Fair for that. Then, pretty much anything goes. Including public floggings and sex.

/straight but not narrow
 
2012-09-07 12:18:43 AM  
Concerned:
 
2012-09-07 12:19:43 AM  
Try that again.

Concerned:
www.kcsb.org
 
2012-09-07 12:22:26 AM  
Well, there is a porn site dedicated to girls wandering around nude in SF.

I found it when I looked for more pictures of Amber Dawn, aka Spank Amber, a beautiful redhead.

/I left a subtle hint what the site could be named in this post
//the contents of the site are of course not safe for work. 
///slashies
 
2012-09-07 12:25:37 AM  

RoyFokker'sGhost: RoyBatty: So asking for a brony friend of mine, what's the public anal ponytail situation?

I'd suggest he wait until Folsom Street Fair for that. Then, pretty much anything goes. Including public floggings and sex.

/straight but not narrow


yes, headfreckle usually posts some nice shots from there.
 
2012-09-07 12:51:44 AM  

clyph: Digitalstrange: most nudists arent people you want to see naked. Most swingers arent people you would want to fark. Such is life

Most nudists and swingers don't give a flying fark what you (or anybody else) thinks.


Nude swinger-like typing detected.
 
2012-09-07 12:57:17 AM  

smask: Well, there is a porn site dedicated to girls wandering around nude in SF.

I found it when I looked for more pictures of Amber Dawn, aka Spank Amber, a beautiful redhead.

/I left a subtle hint what the site could be named in this post
//the contents of the site are of course not safe for work. 
///slashies


Was interested, until it became obvious it was a pay site. Which was immediately.

Pity, sounded fun.
 
2012-09-07 01:11:53 AM  

TeDDD: I was under the impression that real nudists frowned on induced boners, ie. exactly what a cock ring is intended to do.


Different strokes and all ...
 
2012-09-07 01:13:18 AM  

chaosweaver: rdu_voyager: fusillade762: I don't know if you have to be aroused for it to stay on

Um, no. You don't.

Would posting pictures of cock rings (not on real cocks) get one banned, I wonder?

Yeah, you'd get to witness the firepower of the fully armed and operational ban hammer.

Does this mean we don't need the shield generator anymore?



Cock rings? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances.
 
2012-09-07 01:20:30 AM  

Shocktopus: clyph: Digitalstrange: most nudists arent people you want to see naked. Most swingers arent people you would want to fark. Such is life

Most nudists and swingers don't give a flying fark what you (or anybody else) thinks.

Nude swinger-like typing detected.


You act like there's something wrong with that :)
 
2012-09-07 01:31:19 AM  
What a sausage fest. Must be a gay neighborhood.
 
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