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(Daily Mail)   Pissed ex-girlfriend makes Carrie Underwood's "Before he Cheats" chick look like June Cleaver   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 87
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2012-09-06 09:46:09 PM
Hell hath no herp like an epic derp.
 
2012-09-06 10:05:33 PM
Obligatory.
media.tumblr.com
 
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2012-09-06 10:05:38 PM
he looks gay.
 
2012-09-06 10:06:47 PM
PLEASE - for the love of God - is there some way I can NOT allow those gawddamn autoplay videos to play when I click on a link? A program? A setting? I clicked on the link with headphones on and nearly jumped out of my friggin' skin! H E L P
 
2012-09-06 10:08:29 PM
Why is this a big deal? It's a 30 minute minor inconvenience so that someone could have a cool birthday. Stop being such self important dipshiats.
 
2012-09-06 10:09:09 PM
So, what they're saying is, this chick is single? I like the cut of her jib.
 
2012-09-06 10:09:16 PM

Thresher: PLEASE - for the love of God - is there some way I can NOT allow those gawddamn autoplay videos to play when I click on a link? A program? A setting? I clicked on the link with headphones on and nearly jumped out of my friggin' skin! H E L P


Ghostery, Noscript, adblock plus, and flash block.

I don't see any auto played videos ever. I don't see 99% of ads either.

Of course, it breaks regular sites as well and you have to add things to whitelists to make stuff work sometimes, but you can go to the filthiest hole on the internet and not worry about malware, popups, or auto play.
 
2012-09-06 10:11:13 PM

fluffy2097: Thresher: you can go to the filthiest hole on the internet and not worry about malware, popups, or auto play.


Heheh... heheheheheheh...heheheheh... heheh...

You said 'hole'
 
2012-09-06 10:11:49 PM
It should be legal to kill her.
 
2012-09-06 10:12:23 PM
I feel bad for the other people on the flight. That guy seems like a massive jerkoff though.
 
2012-09-06 10:12:24 PM

ladyfortuna: fluffy2097: Thresher: you can go to the filthiest hole on the internet and not worry about malware, popups, or auto play.

Heheh... heheheheheheh...heheheheh... heheh...

You said 'hole'


Shutup dillweed. I'm trying to get like. Chicks. uh-huhhuhuh uhuhhuh uhuh... uhhh. what?
 
2012-09-06 10:12:29 PM
He looks like a major chode. I'm glad that happened to him.
 
2012-09-06 10:12:49 PM
Thresher: PLEASE - for the love of God - is there some way I can NOT allow those gawddamn autoplay videos

What video?

// noscript
 
2012-09-06 10:15:18 PM
rappy: He looks like a major chode. I'm glad that happened to him.

Chode or not, she's his ex girlfriend, so why is she still trying to be part of his life by screwing with him and being an even bigger chode.
 
2012-09-06 10:19:47 PM
If we would just legalize prostitution we could avoid a lot of these problems.
 
2012-09-06 10:20:11 PM
Having a flight turn around and return to the airport is gay?

I was unaware that kind of abortive flight had anything particularly homosexual about it. Sure, some of the male flight attendants are only missing the assless chaps and feathered boa, but they do a competent job and I don't believe they get to decide the airplane turns around.

I never can keep up with the fads anymore.
 
2012-09-06 10:20:16 PM
He seems like a big enough douche to deserve this.
 
2012-09-06 10:20:19 PM

jmr61: It should be legal to kill her.

 
2012-09-06 10:21:57 PM

Ronin FF: He seems like a big enough douche to deserve this.


And she dated him so she deserved whatever he did to piss her off.
 
2012-09-06 10:23:53 PM

Ronin FF: He seems like a big enough douche to deserve this.


I'm having trouble finding sympathy as well.
 
2012-09-06 10:25:36 PM

Ronin FF: He seems like a big enough douche to deserve this.


That was my feeling too.
 
2012-09-06 10:26:27 PM

Thresher: PLEASE - for the love of God - is there some way I can NOT allow those gawddamn autoplay videos to play when I click on a link? A program? A setting? I clicked on the link with headphones on and nearly jumped out of my friggin' skin! H E L P


At a minimum you should be running Adblock Plus. Second add-on to use is Flashblock. That'll solve the problem right there. Noscript is optional and as for Ghostery I don't know what the point of it is when you've got the first three.
 
2012-09-06 10:26:44 PM
She can brag to her cellmates about how she showed him. Then when she gets out she can tell all the people at tue 2nd job she has to get to pay tue fine too.
 
2012-09-06 10:26:45 PM
ugly brit man making a stupid hand gesture
 
2012-09-06 10:27:45 PM

jmr61: It should be legal to kill her.


Incorrect sir.

For the rest of her life, she's going to have to put on her employment applications "Yes, I am a convicted felon, guilty of calling in a bomb threat on an airplane"

Then when they ask her in the interview WHY she called in a bomb threat, she has to answer "To get revenge on my ex boyfriend"

Letting her live is a far worse punishment.
 
2012-09-06 10:28:46 PM

lordargent: rappy: He looks like a major chode. I'm glad that happened to him.

Chode or not, she's his ex girlfriend, so why is she still trying to be part of his life by screwing with him and being an even bigger chode.


Everyone else on fark knows how to press the quote button. Not sure what makes you special.
 
2012-09-06 10:31:35 PM
That song is one reason (of many) that I don't miss working country radio.
 
2012-09-06 10:31:54 PM
He was in on it
 
2012-09-06 10:34:14 PM

Rufus Lee King: iron_city_ap: Then when she gets out she can tell all the people at tue 2nd job she has to get to pay tue fine too.

Who did what, now?


I have fat finger disease and an amazing ability to not spell check before hitting submit.
 
2012-09-06 10:36:10 PM
If you want to see a funny comment from me, it will cost u $$$$ until then. Sry. Post offers as I'll go with the most $$$$!
 
2012-09-06 10:38:33 PM

Von_Ruff: If you want to see a funny comment from me, it will cost u $$$$ until then. Sry. Post offers as I'll go with the most $$$$!


He's just trying to make the best of a ruined birthday. Why not hit the newsies up for cash?
 
2012-09-06 10:38:39 PM
Don't we ALL really want a vindictive, lying, hateful women to snuggle up to? No? Huh, me neither.
 
2012-09-06 10:38:41 PM
Anyone leaving Philly to go to Dallas deserves this.
 
2012-09-06 10:41:37 PM
coonters gotta coont
 
2012-09-06 10:43:24 PM
The gay flight crew?

blogs.smh.com.au
 
2012-09-06 10:44:54 PM

bunner: Don't we ALL really want a vindictive, lying, hateful women to snuggle up to? No? Huh, me neither.


Cue protests of the sex being better with crazy women. Is sex worth being led of an airplane in handcuffs on your birthday? Is it really?

/This message brought to you by the council for never sticking your dick in crazy.
 
2012-09-06 10:48:28 PM
akula

Having a flight turn around and return to the airport is gay?

I was unaware that kind of abortive flight had anything particularly homosexual about it. Sure, some of the male flight attendants are only missing the assless chaps and feathered boa, but they do a competent job and I don't believe they get to decide the airplane turns around.

I never can keep up with the fads anymore.


Almost as gay as trying to put a meaning to somethign that has no meaning. Similar to say, quoting Biden as wanting make Americans slave, i mean, he did say "they want to put ya'll in chains." What other possible explanation could there be?
 
2012-09-06 10:50:02 PM
Holy shiat, that biatch has nothing on the crazy woman linked at the bottom....fed herself to a dag gone croc?!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2198772/Samut-Prakarn-Crocodi l e-Farm-Depressed-woman-fed-crocodiles-popular-Thai-tourist-attraction. html?ICO=most_read_module
 
2012-09-06 10:51:49 PM
Good lord. He's way too ugly to go through that much trouble over.

/good taste in watches tho.
 
2012-09-06 10:53:24 PM

sweet-daddy-2: Anyone leaving Philly to go to Dallas deserves this.


Anyone living in Philly deserves this

*Ducks*
 
2012-09-06 10:54:15 PM
Some women just smash your car.
 
2012-09-06 10:58:37 PM

Thresher: PLEASE - for the love of God - is there some way I can NOT allow those gawddamn autoplay videos to play when I click on a link? A program? A setting? I clicked on the link with headphones on and nearly jumped out of my friggin' skin! H E L P

Firefox with Ad Block Plus and No Script equals your browser once more belongs to you. Once you use that combination it is very difficult to ever go back to any other browsing experience....
 
2012-09-06 11:01:52 PM
www.toptensthings.com

YOU FARKING WHORE
 
2012-09-06 11:08:25 PM

onyxruby: Thresher: PLEASE - for the love of God - is there some way I can NOT allow those gawddamn autoplay videos to play when I click on a link? A program? A setting? I clicked on the link with headphones on and nearly jumped out of my friggin' skin! H E L P
Firefox with Ad Block Plus and No Script equals your browser once more belongs to you. Once you use that combination it is very difficult to ever go back to any other browsing experience....


This. Firefox + AdBlock + NoScript + Ghostery = win. I like a little CYW in there too, for cleaning up pages.

And yeah, this guy seems like a douche.
 
2012-09-06 11:12:00 PM
I guess this means there won't be a reconciliation.
 
2012-09-06 11:13:44 PM

MAYORBOB: I guess this means there won't be a reconciliation.


I don't know. These seem like the kind of people that make poor life choices.
 
2012-09-06 11:17:51 PM
Strictly judging a douche by his cover, but that guy looks like a douche. Just say'n...
 
2012-09-06 11:20:09 PM

Thresher: PLEASE - for the love of God - is there some way I can NOT allow those gawddamn autoplay videos to play when I click on a link? A program? A setting? I clicked on the link with headphones on and nearly jumped out of my friggin' skin! H E L P


Flashblock. Problem solved.
 
2012-09-06 11:25:04 PM

rappy: He looks like a major chode. I'm glad that happened to him.


So you don't like his looks and are glad this happened to him? Hope you never see me.

/and you never will
 
2012-09-06 11:25:20 PM
Whoops, read the headline as "Carrie Underwood's ex-girlfriend" and clicked on the link a bit too quickly
 
2012-09-06 11:25:40 PM
Later wrote on Facebook: 'If u want an interview with me, it will cost u $$$!'

Cops can make you do it for free, dillhole. And what's with the watch? What farking good is it if you can't tell time on it?
 
2012-09-06 11:29:02 PM

fanbladesaresharp: Later wrote on Facebook: 'If u want an interview with me, it will cost u $$$!'

Cops can make you do it for free, dillhole. And what's with the watch? What farking good is it if you can't tell time on it?


LOL Whut?
 
2012-09-06 11:29:24 PM

sillydragon: onyxruby: Thresher: PLEASE - for the love of God - is there some way I can NOT allow those gawddamn autoplay videos to play when I click on a link? A program? A setting? I clicked on the link with headphones on and nearly jumped out of my friggin' skin! H E L P
Firefox with Ad Block Plus and No Script equals your browser once more belongs to you. Once you use that combination it is very difficult to ever go back to any other browsing experience....

This. Firefox + AdBlock + NoScript + Ghostery = win. I like a little CYW in there too, for cleaning up pages.

And yeah, this guy seems like a douche.


Firefox is a bloated mess of memory leaks. Use chrome.
 
2012-09-06 11:29:34 PM

akula: Having a flight turn around and return to the airport is gay?

I was unaware that kind of abortive flight had anything particularly homosexual about it. Sure, some of the male flight attendants are only missing the assless chaps and feathered boa, but they do a competent job and I don't believe they get to decide the airplane turns around.

I never can keep up with the fads anymore.


No no, not those gays.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-06 11:37:23 PM

fluffy2097: ladyfortuna: fluffy2097: Thresher: you can go to the filthiest hole on the internet and not worry about malware, popups, or auto play.

Heheh... heheheheheheh...heheheheh... heheh...

You said 'hole'

Shutup dillweed. I'm trying to get like. Chicks. uh-huhhuhuh uhuhhuh uhuh... uhhh. what?


I love you for continuing the theme. :D
 
2012-09-06 11:43:14 PM
collider.com
 
2012-09-06 11:45:10 PM

rappy: He looks like a major chode. I'm glad that happened to him.


Yes, yes he does. I want to kick him in the dick.
 
2012-09-06 11:46:09 PM

fluffy2097: Von_Ruff: If you want to see a funny comment from me, it will cost u $$$$ until then. Sry. Post offers as I'll go with the most $$$$!

He's just trying to make the best of a ruined birthday. Why not hit the newsies up for cash?


Because most legitimate news outlets won't pay for interviews. Not sure about the Daily Mail, though...
 
2012-09-06 11:46:39 PM

umad: Firefox is a bloated mess of memory leaks. Use chrome.


Your right about the memory leaks, all though they are finally starting to do something about those. For years they were in denials that they had memory leaks!!!!

That being said, I can't do an ad block plus / no script type combination on chrome or I would use it.
 
2012-09-06 11:48:01 PM

saturn badger: rappy: He looks like a major chode. I'm glad that happened to him.

So you don't like his looks and are glad this happened to him? Hope you never see me.

/and you never will


His status updates make him look like a chode dumb shiat
 
2012-09-07 12:02:14 AM
This country is so full of a bunch of pussies that seem to WANT to be controlled by a totalitarian state.
 
2012-09-07 12:02:43 AM
He was put him in the back of a police car.....

WTF? Doesn't anyone proofread this stuff anymore?
 
2012-09-07 12:15:26 AM
If he went through the TSA line he must have been clear right? I mean are they saying that they have no faith in the checkpoint? Why have it then?
 
2012-09-07 12:19:49 AM
i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-09-07 12:25:19 AM

umad: sillydragon: onyxruby: Thresher: PLEASE - for the love of God - is there some way I can NOT allow those gawddamn autoplay videos to play when I click on a link? A program? A setting? I clicked on the link with headphones on and nearly jumped out of my friggin' skin! H E L P
Firefox with Ad Block Plus and No Script equals your browser once more belongs to you. Once you use that combination it is very difficult to ever go back to any other browsing experience....

This. Firefox + AdBlock + NoScript + Ghostery = win. I like a little CYW in there too, for cleaning up pages.

And yeah, this guy seems like a douche.

Firefox is a bloated mess of memory leaks. Use chrome.


I've tried Chrome a few times and wasn't impressed. Good thing the memory leaks aren't bad enough to bother me, I guess.
 
2012-09-07 12:25:39 AM

muldoon: If he went through the TSA line he must have been clear right? I mean are they saying that they have no faith in the checkpoint? Why have it then?


this this more this and ONLY THIS
farking retarded security theater
 
2012-09-07 12:27:20 AM

Silly Jesus: Why is this a big deal? It's a 30 minute minor inconvenience so that someone could have a cool birthday.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-07 12:28:52 AM

rappy: saturn badger: rappy: He looks like a major chode. I'm glad that happened to him.

So you don't like his looks and are glad this happened to him? Hope you never see me.

/and you never will

His status updates make him look like a chode dumb shiat


Then I would have gone with seems like a chode. More accurate.

/noticed lots of others saying it the same way
 
2012-09-07 01:04:34 AM

onyxruby: umad: Firefox is a bloated mess of memory leaks. Use chrome.

Your right about the memory leaks, all though they are finally starting to do something about those. For years they were in denials that they had memory leaks!!!!

That being said, I can't do an ad block plus / no script type combination on chrome or I would use it.


???

I'm running them on chrome right now.
 
2012-09-07 01:12:58 AM

saturn badger: rappy: saturn badger: rappy: He looks like a major chode. I'm glad that happened to him.

So you don't like his looks and are glad this happened to him? Hope you never see me.

/and you never will

His status updates make him look like a chode dumb shiat

Then I would have gone with seems like a chode. More accurate.

/noticed lots of others saying it the same way


How much you going to charge me for that English lesson?
 
2012-09-07 01:22:12 AM
 
2012-09-07 01:31:09 AM
Somewhat bad stuff happened to a guy who looks like I'd want to inflict somewhat bad stuff on him myself if forced in interact with him. Cop who likes his own voice and video editor spend 25x more time than needed to tell us about it.

Subby, if you have a penis, I want to punch you in it.
 
2012-09-07 01:50:42 AM

Fish in a Barrel: MAYORBOB: I guess this means there won't be a reconciliation.

I don't know. These seem like the kind of people that make poor life choices.


This. Frankly I love it when idiots find each other and leave the good ones for the rest of us. It's sad when the good ones get caught up with a crazy farker, but two people like this... match made in the dumbest circle of hell.
 
2012-09-07 01:51:21 AM
Seems to me like two lovely people who really deserve each other.
 
2012-09-07 04:28:44 AM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: Meanwhile in the sidebar, what the hell:


Who are her actual parents?
 
2012-09-07 05:14:11 AM

one small post for man: I feel bad for the other people on the flight. That guy seems like a massive jerkoff though.


Oh, there's so much fail in this story that it's damn funny (read the Philly papers for more info; I don't want to link to a mobile site for you guys, and that's what I keep getting directed to).

1) Crazy ex-gf who makes the anonymous tip to authorities.

2) Ex-gf's new bf who helps her (seriously dude, WTF? If she's that pissed, either she'll kill you in your sleep or she'll drop you the moment this douche decides to get back together).

3) The douche's friend in PHL security who breezed him through the TSA checkpoints. Hope that moron loses his job (now that the FBI is involved, he just might).

4) The douche himself, who is stomping his story to every local news outlet here and demanding big $$$ for it. The schadenfreude here is that the putz got arrested anyway, on his birthday no less, for several outstanding warrants (now let item #3 sink in again).

I don't have a link handy, but the clips from his FB page were nothing short of epic fail.
 
2012-09-07 06:05:00 AM

Thresher: PLEASE - for the love of God - is there some way I can NOT allow those gawddamn autoplay videos to play when I click on a link? A program? A setting? I clicked on the link with headphones on and nearly jumped out of my friggin' skin! H E L P


Firefox + Flashblock + NoScript does it for me.

That, and I keep my audio muted
 
2012-09-07 06:46:58 AM

meathome: for several outstanding warrants (now let item #3 sink in again).


There are no reports of him being arrested Even the daily mail said he was not considered a suspect.

And do you REALLY think they let you post twitter updates from jail? Come on. He wasn't arrested.
 
2012-09-07 07:19:27 AM

fluffy2097: meathome: for several outstanding warrants (now let item #3 sink in again).

There are no reports of him being arrested Even the daily mail said he was not considered a suspect.

And do you REALLY think they let you post twitter updates from jail? Come on. He wasn't arrested.


Apologies for URL to mobile site.

http://mobile.philly.com/news/?wss=/p hilly/news&id=168873116


Douche was arrested for outstanding warrants in TX. It's a local story, so the articles from the papers here have a bit more info.

Might be related to his possession charge or theft charge.

and yeah, while you're on the flight, before they arrest you, you can update your FB page (provided you spring for the WiFi). Douche was shopping his story before he ever landed in DFW (and was arrested on the outstanding warrants).
 
2012-09-07 10:21:23 AM

jmadisonbiii: [i2.kym-cdn.com image 519x390]


My first thought
 
2012-09-07 11:39:39 AM
Calling in false bomb warnings is ok, because Empowerment.
 
2012-09-07 11:41:36 AM

Thresher: PLEASE - for the love of God - is there some way I can NOT allow those gawddamn autoplay videos to play when I click on a link? A program? A setting? I clicked on the link with headphones on and nearly jumped out of my friggin' skin! H E L P


If you are using Chrome, change your settings so that flash is "Click to play" -- http://www.2ality.com/2012/08/chrome-click-to-play.html

One of the best things I have ever done! There is also a plugin that prevents YouTube videos from autoplaying.
 
2012-09-07 02:52:25 PM
and it gets better...

The "victim" posted compromising pics of his ex-gf

Apparently this was the issue which started the whole thing. Class acts all around in this story.
 
2012-09-07 03:51:26 PM
sounds like the kind of ex who shows up at you door randomly and in a voice like Private Pyles in the restroom scene says "I found you cat" then you say "Ok first off I don't have a cat. And second where is that cats skin?"
 
2012-09-07 06:13:51 PM

jmadisonbiii: [i2.kym-cdn.com image 519x390]


What the hell is the origin of that meme anyway?
 
2012-09-07 08:14:55 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: jmadisonbiii: [i2.kym-cdn.com image 519x390]

What the hell is the origin of that meme anyway?


How can this be a meme when I've never seen it before?
//Friday night drunken snark
 
2012-09-07 09:38:04 PM

rappy: saturn badger: rappy: saturn badger: rappy: He looks like a major chode. I'm glad that happened to him.

So you don't like his looks and are glad this happened to him? Hope you never see me.

/and you never will

His status updates make him look like a chode dumb shiat

Then I would have gone with seems like a chode. More accurate.

/noticed lots of others saying it the same way

How much you going to charge me for that English lesson?


Make me an offer I can't refuse.
 
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