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(Daily Mail)   Pissed ex-girlfriend makes Carrie Underwood's "Before he Cheats" chick look like June Cleaver   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 87
    More: Scary, June Cleaver, US Airways, Carrie Underwood, Philadelphia International, dangerous goods  
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2012-09-06 09:46:09 PM  
Hell hath no herp like an epic derp.
 
2012-09-06 10:05:33 PM  
Obligatory.
media.tumblr.com
 
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2012-09-06 10:05:38 PM  
he looks gay.
 
2012-09-06 10:06:47 PM  
PLEASE - for the love of God - is there some way I can NOT allow those gawddamn autoplay videos to play when I click on a link? A program? A setting? I clicked on the link with headphones on and nearly jumped out of my friggin' skin! H E L P
 
2012-09-06 10:08:29 PM  
Why is this a big deal? It's a 30 minute minor inconvenience so that someone could have a cool birthday. Stop being such self important dipshiats.
 
2012-09-06 10:09:09 PM  
So, what they're saying is, this chick is single? I like the cut of her jib.
 
2012-09-06 10:09:16 PM  

Thresher: PLEASE - for the love of God - is there some way I can NOT allow those gawddamn autoplay videos to play when I click on a link? A program? A setting? I clicked on the link with headphones on and nearly jumped out of my friggin' skin! H E L P


Ghostery, Noscript, adblock plus, and flash block.

I don't see any auto played videos ever. I don't see 99% of ads either.

Of course, it breaks regular sites as well and you have to add things to whitelists to make stuff work sometimes, but you can go to the filthiest hole on the internet and not worry about malware, popups, or auto play.
 
2012-09-06 10:11:13 PM  

fluffy2097: Thresher: you can go to the filthiest hole on the internet and not worry about malware, popups, or auto play.


Heheh... heheheheheheh...heheheheh... heheh...

You said 'hole'
 
2012-09-06 10:11:49 PM  
It should be legal to kill her.
 
2012-09-06 10:12:23 PM  
I feel bad for the other people on the flight. That guy seems like a massive jerkoff though.
 
2012-09-06 10:12:24 PM  

ladyfortuna: fluffy2097: Thresher: you can go to the filthiest hole on the internet and not worry about malware, popups, or auto play.

Heheh... heheheheheheh...heheheheh... heheh...

You said 'hole'


Shutup dillweed. I'm trying to get like. Chicks. uh-huhhuhuh uhuhhuh uhuh... uhhh. what?
 
2012-09-06 10:12:29 PM  
He looks like a major chode. I'm glad that happened to him.
 
2012-09-06 10:12:49 PM  
Thresher: PLEASE - for the love of God - is there some way I can NOT allow those gawddamn autoplay videos

What video?

// noscript
 
2012-09-06 10:15:18 PM  
rappy: He looks like a major chode. I'm glad that happened to him.

Chode or not, she's his ex girlfriend, so why is she still trying to be part of his life by screwing with him and being an even bigger chode.
 
2012-09-06 10:19:47 PM  
If we would just legalize prostitution we could avoid a lot of these problems.
 
2012-09-06 10:20:11 PM  
Having a flight turn around and return to the airport is gay?

I was unaware that kind of abortive flight had anything particularly homosexual about it. Sure, some of the male flight attendants are only missing the assless chaps and feathered boa, but they do a competent job and I don't believe they get to decide the airplane turns around.

I never can keep up with the fads anymore.
 
2012-09-06 10:20:16 PM  
He seems like a big enough douche to deserve this.
 
2012-09-06 10:20:19 PM  

jmr61: It should be legal to kill her.

 
2012-09-06 10:21:57 PM  

Ronin FF: He seems like a big enough douche to deserve this.


And she dated him so she deserved whatever he did to piss her off.
 
2012-09-06 10:23:53 PM  

Ronin FF: He seems like a big enough douche to deserve this.


I'm having trouble finding sympathy as well.
 
2012-09-06 10:25:36 PM  

Ronin FF: He seems like a big enough douche to deserve this.


That was my feeling too.
 
2012-09-06 10:26:27 PM  

Thresher: PLEASE - for the love of God - is there some way I can NOT allow those gawddamn autoplay videos to play when I click on a link? A program? A setting? I clicked on the link with headphones on and nearly jumped out of my friggin' skin! H E L P


At a minimum you should be running Adblock Plus. Second add-on to use is Flashblock. That'll solve the problem right there. Noscript is optional and as for Ghostery I don't know what the point of it is when you've got the first three.
 
2012-09-06 10:26:44 PM  
She can brag to her cellmates about how she showed him. Then when she gets out she can tell all the people at tue 2nd job she has to get to pay tue fine too.
 
2012-09-06 10:26:45 PM  
ugly brit man making a stupid hand gesture
 
2012-09-06 10:27:45 PM  

jmr61: It should be legal to kill her.


Incorrect sir.

For the rest of her life, she's going to have to put on her employment applications "Yes, I am a convicted felon, guilty of calling in a bomb threat on an airplane"

Then when they ask her in the interview WHY she called in a bomb threat, she has to answer "To get revenge on my ex boyfriend"

Letting her live is a far worse punishment.
 
2012-09-06 10:28:46 PM  

lordargent: rappy: He looks like a major chode. I'm glad that happened to him.

Chode or not, she's his ex girlfriend, so why is she still trying to be part of his life by screwing with him and being an even bigger chode.


Everyone else on fark knows how to press the quote button. Not sure what makes you special.
 
2012-09-06 10:31:35 PM  
That song is one reason (of many) that I don't miss working country radio.
 
2012-09-06 10:31:54 PM  
He was in on it
 
2012-09-06 10:34:14 PM  

Rufus Lee King: iron_city_ap: Then when she gets out she can tell all the people at tue 2nd job she has to get to pay tue fine too.

Who did what, now?


I have fat finger disease and an amazing ability to not spell check before hitting submit.
 
2012-09-06 10:36:10 PM  
If you want to see a funny comment from me, it will cost u $$$$ until then. Sry. Post offers as I'll go with the most $$$$!
 
2012-09-06 10:38:33 PM  

Von_Ruff: If you want to see a funny comment from me, it will cost u $$$$ until then. Sry. Post offers as I'll go with the most $$$$!


He's just trying to make the best of a ruined birthday. Why not hit the newsies up for cash?
 
2012-09-06 10:38:39 PM  
Don't we ALL really want a vindictive, lying, hateful women to snuggle up to? No? Huh, me neither.
 
2012-09-06 10:38:41 PM  
Anyone leaving Philly to go to Dallas deserves this.
 
2012-09-06 10:41:37 PM  
coonters gotta coont
 
2012-09-06 10:43:24 PM  
The gay flight crew?

blogs.smh.com.au
 
2012-09-06 10:44:54 PM  

bunner: Don't we ALL really want a vindictive, lying, hateful women to snuggle up to? No? Huh, me neither.


Cue protests of the sex being better with crazy women. Is sex worth being led of an airplane in handcuffs on your birthday? Is it really?

/This message brought to you by the council for never sticking your dick in crazy.
 
2012-09-06 10:48:28 PM  
akula

Having a flight turn around and return to the airport is gay?

I was unaware that kind of abortive flight had anything particularly homosexual about it. Sure, some of the male flight attendants are only missing the assless chaps and feathered boa, but they do a competent job and I don't believe they get to decide the airplane turns around.

I never can keep up with the fads anymore.


Almost as gay as trying to put a meaning to somethign that has no meaning. Similar to say, quoting Biden as wanting make Americans slave, i mean, he did say "they want to put ya'll in chains." What other possible explanation could there be?
 
2012-09-06 10:50:02 PM  
Holy shiat, that biatch has nothing on the crazy woman linked at the bottom....fed herself to a dag gone croc?!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2198772/Samut-Prakarn-Crocodi l e-Farm-Depressed-woman-fed-crocodiles-popular-Thai-tourist-attraction. html?ICO=most_read_module
 
2012-09-06 10:51:49 PM  
Good lord. He's way too ugly to go through that much trouble over.

/good taste in watches tho.
 
2012-09-06 10:53:24 PM  

sweet-daddy-2: Anyone leaving Philly to go to Dallas deserves this.


Anyone living in Philly deserves this

*Ducks*
 
2012-09-06 10:54:15 PM  
Some women just smash your car.
 
2012-09-06 10:58:37 PM  

Thresher: PLEASE - for the love of God - is there some way I can NOT allow those gawddamn autoplay videos to play when I click on a link? A program? A setting? I clicked on the link with headphones on and nearly jumped out of my friggin' skin! H E L P

Firefox with Ad Block Plus and No Script equals your browser once more belongs to you. Once you use that combination it is very difficult to ever go back to any other browsing experience....
 
2012-09-06 11:01:52 PM  
www.toptensthings.com

YOU FARKING WHORE
 
2012-09-06 11:08:25 PM  

onyxruby: Thresher: PLEASE - for the love of God - is there some way I can NOT allow those gawddamn autoplay videos to play when I click on a link? A program? A setting? I clicked on the link with headphones on and nearly jumped out of my friggin' skin! H E L P
Firefox with Ad Block Plus and No Script equals your browser once more belongs to you. Once you use that combination it is very difficult to ever go back to any other browsing experience....


This. Firefox + AdBlock + NoScript + Ghostery = win. I like a little CYW in there too, for cleaning up pages.

And yeah, this guy seems like a douche.
 
2012-09-06 11:12:00 PM  
I guess this means there won't be a reconciliation.
 
2012-09-06 11:13:44 PM  

MAYORBOB: I guess this means there won't be a reconciliation.


I don't know. These seem like the kind of people that make poor life choices.
 
2012-09-06 11:17:51 PM  
Strictly judging a douche by his cover, but that guy looks like a douche. Just say'n...
 
2012-09-06 11:20:09 PM  

Thresher: PLEASE - for the love of God - is there some way I can NOT allow those gawddamn autoplay videos to play when I click on a link? A program? A setting? I clicked on the link with headphones on and nearly jumped out of my friggin' skin! H E L P


Flashblock. Problem solved.
 
2012-09-06 11:25:04 PM  

rappy: He looks like a major chode. I'm glad that happened to him.


So you don't like his looks and are glad this happened to him? Hope you never see me.

/and you never will
 
2012-09-06 11:25:20 PM  
Whoops, read the headline as "Carrie Underwood's ex-girlfriend" and clicked on the link a bit too quickly
 
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