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(WTAE)   Bank robber discovers it's not so easy to break out of a bank   (wtae.com) divider line 14
    More: Fail, Lawrenceville, bank robber, Pittsburgh Police, control unit, robbery, American Conservative Union, glass  
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4635 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Sep 2012 at 3:40 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-09-06 10:03:44 PM  
Meanwhile, the teller is yelling Push!
 
2012-09-06 10:05:50 PM  
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Needed to play this more
 
2012-09-07 02:57:53 AM  
Yet, all the banks go free.
 
2012-09-07 03:44:33 AM  
You really should be able to open those things from the inside. All modern cars have an escape latch in the trunk. There's no reason banks don't have a similar latch to protect children put inside them.
 
2012-09-07 04:17:09 AM  

Makh: Yet, all the banks go free.


This.

Although, seeing as i hate it when people say "this," i should really say "I agree with that sentiment."
 
2012-09-07 05:35:51 AM  
I hate those damn double security doors just on general principles. But after what happened a couple of weeks ago I have even more reason to hate the bloody things. I was with my 4 yo nephew and the stupid biatch guard wouldn't let us enter at the same time. I sent the kid in first thinking the guard would automatically let me in right away, but for some odd reason it took over a minute or so (but to me it seemed like hours) before she'd release the door. Meanwhile the poor boy is standing there in the bank lobby looking at me on the outside, thinking I was leaving him. Then the guard started yelling at the kid for "disturbing the valuable work going on in the bank". Like the boy knew wtf she was talking about, which only upset him even more.

I was mad as hell and let the bank manager know. At least I got to see him rip into that nasty woman. On my way out I suggested she apply for a TSA job down at the airport. She certainly has the demeanor for it and an ass not made for stretch pants.
 
2012-09-07 06:18:26 AM  
With 90% of the world's currency only existing in digital form, trying to steal physical money seems ... quaint.
 
2012-09-07 06:25:01 AM  
Obligatory:

IT WON'T OPEN BECAUSE IT'S A SECURITY DOOR

"What the fark are you two doin' 'ere?"
 
2012-09-07 07:07:43 AM  

Jamieboy: I hate those damn double security doors just on general principles. But after what happened a couple of weeks ago I have even more reason to hate the bloody things. I was with my 4 yo nephew and the stupid biatch guard wouldn't let us enter at the same time. I sent the kid in first thinking the guard would automatically let me in right away, but for some odd reason it took over a minute or so (but to me it seemed like hours) before she'd release the door. Meanwhile the poor boy is standing there in the bank lobby looking at me on the outside, thinking I was leaving him. Then the guard started yelling at the kid for "disturbing the valuable work going on in the bank". Like the boy knew wtf she was talking about, which only upset him even more.

I was mad as hell and let the bank manager know. At least I got to see him rip into that nasty woman. On my way out I suggested she apply for a TSA job down at the airport. She certainly has the demeanor for it and an ass not made for stretch pants.


hopefully she won't go all Hollywood and you awaken to find her sitting on your chest at 3:28AM, stuffing her stank poly/spandex blend in your face as you gag for your last gasps of breath. ewww.
 
2012-09-07 07:14:34 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: You really should be able to open those things from the inside. All modern cars have an escape latch in the trunk. There's no reason banks don't have a similar latch to protect children put inside them.


Whadda you do these days?! Sell latches?!
 
2012-09-07 07:19:13 AM  
Yes subbie, all the banks have failed.

Oh wait, you were talking about the hero stealing from them. Sorry, carry on with your establishment wonkism.
 
2012-09-07 07:58:19 AM  
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Dress like a cleaning lady, mop your way in to the vault. Break out through the wall in to the business next door.
 
2012-09-07 08:02:19 AM  
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Nonsense. You just walk out the front door.
 
2012-09-07 09:24:59 AM  
I wonder if they called 911 so they could get out. Now that would have been funny.
 
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