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(NBC News)   Despite their Condom Museum, the town of Condom would like you to know that they do not make condoms. Also, please do not snicker at the name of their Farking River   (worldnews.nbcnews.com) divider line 30
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2012-09-06 11:20:48 PM  
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2012-09-07 12:24:01 AM  
Welcome to the Farking river. This is the Farking Museum, and I'm your Farking guide. After the Farking tour, feel free to stop at the Farking gift shop and purchase a Farking souvenir. Are there any Farking questions?
 
2012-09-07 12:26:56 AM  
From Wiki:

Given the more widespread social use, in the English language, of the word condom, it is interesting to note that the town is located on the river Baïse; baise, without the diaeresis, is a French vulgarism for a sexual act. In European French however, a condom is usually called préservatif rather than a condom. It is also home to a museum of famous population-control devices.

So, francophile farkers, what is the proper use of the word in a sentence if I see une très belle femme? Should I mention what I'd like to do to her diaeresis?
 
2012-09-07 12:28:52 AM  
Yeah, Where is the Farking Damn?
 
2012-09-07 12:29:09 AM  
Unfortunately for the town, Francophile tourists passing through might also snicker at the name of the local river, which is French for the activity for which condoms are intended.

"Balloon Animal River" ?
 
2012-09-07 12:29:50 AM  

chaosweaver: Welcome to the Farking river. This is the Farking Museum, and I'm your Farking guide. After the Farking tour, feel free to stop at the Farking gift shop and purchase a Farking souvenir. Are there any Farking questions?


the-fuqua-experience.com
"Yeah, where can I get some farking bait?"
 
2012-09-07 12:31:29 AM  

Perducci: "Balloon Animal River" ?


ox45tallboy: the town is located on the river Baïse; baise, without the diaeresis, is a French vulgarism for a sexual act.


Although I was hoping for "Cleveland Steamer River".
 
2012-09-07 12:34:21 AM  
The Ugley Women's Association of Ugley, England have announced they have changed their name to the Women's Association (Ugley Division).
 
2012-09-07 12:35:31 AM  

The Condom Cathedral:

upload.wikimedia.org


I'm trying to decide between a Catholic/birth control joke and a "she says I ain't gettin' near her wearin' that thing" joke.
 
2012-09-07 12:40:25 AM  
Now twinned with Dildo, Nfld.

upload.wikimedia.org

i108.photobucket.com

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dildo,_Newfoundland_and_Labrador
 
2012-09-07 12:42:48 AM  

ox45tallboy: So, francophile farkers, what is the proper use of the word in a sentence if I see une très belle femme?


In one of my French classes in college, we had to write a fairy tale, and we'd never learned the verb "to kiss" before. So lots of people got out their dictionaries and looked it up. There are two verbs listed - embrasser, and a very old old word that has changed meaning, baiser. So lots of people's stories ended with "and then the prince farked the princess."
 
2012-09-07 12:42:52 AM  

ox45tallboy: From Wiki:

Given the more widespread social use, in the English language, of the word condom, it is interesting to note that the town is located on the river Baïse; baise, without the diaeresis, is a French vulgarism for a sexual act. In European French however, a condom is usually called préservatif rather than a condom. It is also home to a museum of famous population-control devices.

So, francophile farkers, what is the proper use of the word in a sentence if I see une très belle femme? Should I mention what I'd like to do to her diaeresis?


that wiki is missing something. baiser can also mean to kiss, depending on context.

niquer is a better term for farking. unless its up the rear. then its enculer.

/the more you know
 
2012-09-07 12:47:20 AM  

ox45tallboy: Should I mention what I'd like to do to her diaeresis?


Dude, there are websites for that kind of sick shiat. You can start by learning Japanese.
 
2012-09-07 12:57:10 AM  

dumbobruni: ox45tallboy: From Wiki:

Given the more widespread social use, in the English language, of the word condom, it is interesting to note that the town is located on the river Baïse; baise, without the diaeresis, is a French vulgarism for a sexual act. In European French however, a condom is usually called préservatif rather than a condom. It is also home to a museum of famous population-control devices.

So, francophile farkers, what is the proper use of the word in a sentence if I see une très belle femme? Should I mention what I'd like to do to her diaeresis?

that wiki is missing something. baiser can also mean to kiss, depending on context.

niquer is a better term for farking. unless its up the rear. then its enculer.

/the more you know



Niquer, please!
 
2012-09-07 01:11:29 AM  

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: So lots of people's stories ended with "and then the prince farked the princess."


bsgossip.com
 
2012-09-07 01:12:07 AM  

dumbobruni: unless its up the rear. then its enculer.


NTTAWWT?
 
2012-09-07 01:14:08 AM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: You can start by learning Japanese.


I heard Japanese diaeresises went side-side instead of up-down.
 
2012-09-07 01:21:03 AM  

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: . So lots of people's stories ended with "and then the prince farked the princess."


Don't they all?
 
F42
2012-09-07 01:57:40 AM  

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: embrasser, and a very old old word that has changed meaning, baiser.


Used as a verb it's farking, but used as a noun it's a kiss.

"Donner un baiser", "give a kiss"

And "embrasser" has always annoyed me, that should mean "to hug".
 
2012-09-07 02:04:48 AM  
i266.photobucket.com 

Asselborn in their general direction.
 
2012-09-07 02:21:12 AM  

F42: Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: embrasser, and a very old old word that has changed meaning, baiser.

Used as a verb it's farking, but used as a noun it's a kiss.

"Donner un baiser", "give a kiss"

And "embrasser" has always annoyed me, that should mean "to hug".


Quand on s'embrasse pendant longtemps ca peut deviner sauvage. When we kiss for too long it can get wild.

And as Gung Fu said, niquer is more often used for farking than baiser.
 
2012-09-07 03:21:28 AM  

Aye Carumba: [i266.photobucket.com image 336x240] 

Asselborn in their general direction.


Not everyone can be "Dragonborn"....
 
2012-09-07 04:46:09 AM  

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: ox45tallboy: So, francophile farkers, what is the proper use of the word in a sentence if I see une très belle femme?

In one of my French classes in college, we had to write a fairy tale, and we'd never learned the verb "to kiss" before. So lots of people got out their dictionaries and looked it up. There are two verbs listed - embrasser, and a very old old word that has changed meaning, baiser. So lots of people's stories ended with "and then the prince farked the princess."


So.. Besar in spanish would be a false cognate?
 
2012-09-07 05:58:11 AM  
TheOriginalCondom.com also gives a brief description of the town of Condom, France, and educates consumers about certain French delicacies -- like foie gras.

Ah yes...condoms and foie gras. They go together like...like...well, like something.
 
2012-09-07 06:42:09 AM  

Lionel Mandrake: [encrypted-tbn1.google.com image 260x194]


The ever vigilant R&D department at Thud Shirts would like to draw your attention to this. The ever optimistic staff at Thud Shirts would keenly like for you to purchase several.
 
2012-09-07 07:00:31 AM  
when will people REALIZE that SEX is FUNNER *WITHOUT* A condom.
 
2012-09-07 08:09:58 AM  

chaosweaver: Welcome to the Farking river. This is the Farking Museum, and I'm your Farking guide. After the Farking tour, feel free to stop at the Farking gift shop and purchase a Farking souvenir. Are there any Farking questions?


Do you sell these in the gift shop?
 
2012-09-07 08:10:45 AM  
The link blew up.

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B002ADD7N2/?tag=047-20&seller=A5KZDQNU0OEW9
 
2012-09-07 11:38:29 AM  
Sigh.

Baise-moi ...
 
2012-09-07 05:06:47 PM  
Fined for FALSE ADVERTISING??? Since when is advertising EVER truthful???
 
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