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(Huffington Post)   Son of famed sex researcher William H. Masters arrested for waving his Johnson at undercover sheriff's officers   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Dr. William H. Masters, sexology, primary residence, Ray Woods, WHP-TV  
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2012-09-06 10:50:06 PM  
Masters... baiter?
2012-09-06 10:51:03 PM  
Uum just n
2012-09-06 10:53:24 PM  

On Balance: Uum just n

At this point not sure why I even try the mobile app. But still nit sure what to say.
2012-09-06 10:54:21 PM  
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2012-09-06 10:56:30 PM  
Umm... science?
2012-09-06 10:57:23 PM  
I'm sure it was legitimate research. Grant application and everything.
2012-09-06 10:59:21 PM  
I hope he uses the Detroit is Magic Defense -- there's just something about the place.
2012-09-06 11:03:55 PM  
Failed to master your johnson, eh?
2012-09-06 11:10:19 PM  
There's no way that the son of a man who studied sex has any dysfunctional ideas about sex. Why, he should be the sexiest man alive.
2012-09-06 11:17:01 PM  
What a jerk-off.Thats just whack.

/// knuckle children
2012-09-06 11:27:20 PM  
He's kinda spunky!
2012-09-06 11:28:24 PM  
The thought of him waving his night stick at the cops is just hilarious.
2012-09-07 12:06:21 AM  
Me, my girl, and my Johnson.
2012-09-07 12:12:57 AM  
2012-09-07 12:53:03 AM  

cryinoutloud: There's no way that the son of a man who studied sex has any dysfunctional ideas about sex. Why, he should be the sexiest man alive.

Can you imagine growing up in that household?

"Are you masturbating in there?!"
"Why not?!"
2012-09-07 01:12:32 AM  
A friend had one of the books by Masters and Johnson and sometimes it would come out when there were a bunch of people around. The book was full of bizarre things they found in their research like which nearby counties had the highest bestiality rates.
2012-09-07 01:31:01 AM  

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2012-09-07 04:29:28 AM  
Well, I just don't get this at all. It seems to me that the son of a sex researcher should possess and act upon only healthy and fulfilling ideas about sex, whether recreational or procreational.
He's carrying on here like he's the son of a small-town Baptist preacher!
2012-09-07 06:31:23 AM  
One needs to CONTROL one's johnson.

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2012-09-07 07:54:43 AM  
Master Bill Masters waving his Johnson?

Masters & Johnson? Yeah I can see that.

I'm sure what looks like "waving a penis around in public" to you officers is actually a controlled scientific experiment.
--Master Bill Masters & Johnson.
2012-09-07 09:08:19 AM  
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