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(CNN)   Will Barack Obama give an even better speech than Bill Clinton, or will he just put Bubba's speech on the JumboTron and bail? How many more states will Mitt Romney concede after tonight? Day 3 of the 2012 DNC discussion thread, right here   (cnn.com ) divider line
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2012-09-06 09:27:27 PM  
12 votes:
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2012-09-06 10:54:02 PM  
9 votes:
i50.tinypic.com
2012-09-06 10:47:40 PM  
9 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2012-09-06 10:50:32 PM  
7 votes:
lh5.googleusercontent.com
2012-09-06 10:46:58 PM  
7 votes:
He's not hitting below the belt. He's working Romney's ballsack like a speed bag.
2012-09-06 10:41:00 PM  
7 votes:
I just got a Barack Obama email right now. I CAN SEE YOU ON TV. I KNOW YOU DIDN'T SEND IT.
2012-09-06 10:33:18 PM  
7 votes:
Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Cut Taxes
2012-09-06 11:20:13 PM  
6 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-09-06 10:31:04 PM  
6 votes:

vegasj: lordy the amount of cock sucking in here is amazing.


Where are you? Can I come over? I like having my cock sucked. I'll even let you do it, after you take out your dentures.
2012-09-06 10:18:44 PM  
6 votes:
data.whicdn.com
2012-09-06 09:09:39 PM  
6 votes:

GAT_00: Who did Michele just wink at?


cdn.blisstree.com
2012-09-06 09:02:02 PM  
6 votes:
Ha! This just came through on Facebook
a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net
2012-09-06 08:51:07 PM  
6 votes:
OH SNAP! Kerry did it!

sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
2012-09-06 08:44:40 PM  
6 votes:
Bold move to let Mitt Romney speak at the DNC.
2012-09-06 07:39:53 PM  
6 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-09-06 07:27:50 PM  
6 votes:

shotglasss: What did Obama put in place that wasn't already there?


Seal Team Six.
2012-09-07 02:21:12 AM  
5 votes:

rjkline: Another disastrous night of what is now the most embarassing convention in modern history. When will Obama just come clean and admit that the job was so far over his head that he just wasn't ready at this time in his life. Has he ever claimed responsibility for anything? He is a sad pathetic man who's only purpose in life is to apparently get Chris Matthews leg tingling and Rachel Maddow wishing she wasn't a man for just one night.........Seriously, how pathetic is it to move things indoors because of no interest? How sad is it when one of your main speakers qualifications are her being so classless that she doesn't want to pay for her birth control? Or how another main speaker achieved her fame by lying about being a native american. Or when delegates make death threats, or when party leaders make anti jewish rants, or when the head of your party lies about a journalist and then gets caught red handed when her words were recorded.........I COULD GO ON FOREVER! We have nearly 50 million people on food stamps and our debt is 17 trillion dollars with massive unemployment. The only idiot who could ever vote for this moron are losers who are too lazy to work, people who play the discrimination card for whatever reason, or just fat uneducated hicks who are just trying to blame their being a failure on those who work hard and are succeeding.........The bottom line is this, if you see a nice car with normal people in it most likely you have a Romney voter........if you see a clunker with a fat woman smoking a cigarette while snotty nosed kids misbehave and don't know who their daddy is most likely you have an Obama voter. Totally sad, but so, so true!


Even worse than your last word search. Sir, I know StopArrestingMe. I've posted with StopArrestingMe. You, sir, are no StopArrestingMe.
2012-09-06 10:56:40 PM  
5 votes:
You know who else was a young man from colorado pursuing a medical degree?
2012-09-06 10:36:23 PM  
5 votes:

Rwa2play: You sound concerned; want a tax cut?


And a meme is born.
2012-09-06 10:30:45 PM  
5 votes:
People at my house are watching it on 3 different channels.
With the different time delays, it sounds like Lou Gehrig's farewell address in here.
2012-09-06 10:23:05 PM  
5 votes:
Obama steps out on the stage and raises his hand to silence the crowd. He takes the mic and pauses for what seems like an eternity...

"The other choice is Mitt Romney. I'm not sweating it. See you at the inauguration." He drops the mic and walks away.
2012-09-06 10:17:35 PM  
5 votes:
YOUNG OBAMA ON A BENCH SCARING TWO OLD PEOPLE WITH HIS SOCIALISM
2012-09-06 09:45:24 PM  
5 votes:

Zombie Hitler: King Something: Gotfire: It's hilarious that Sarah Palin actually thought she was in her league to debate this man.

And in a few weeks, Paul Ryan has to stand in front of that Amtrak train.

Pictures of Joe Biden smiling at Sarah Palin oiled the gears of the internet for nearly two years after that debate.


img15.imageshack.us
2012-09-06 09:28:27 PM  
5 votes:
cache.gawkerassets.com

I have a fantasy where Biden biatch slaps Paul Ryan during the debates and throws a copy of 'Atlas Shrugged' at the sobbing Ryan and tells him, "Wipe your tears, then wipe your a**!"

But I am on my last Bud Light Lime and now going for the first Red Stripe. Thank you D&G Bottling. (Makers of Ting)
Thank you Bob Marley.
2012-09-06 09:16:54 PM  
5 votes:

what_now: Alright y'all.

I just spent the last 14 hours at my polling place as an election official. I have a large scotch and an unusual number of "I Voted" stickers.

what'd I miss?


Bizarro Kerry walked out and put his dick on the podium.
2012-09-06 09:16:28 PM  
5 votes:

Lost Thought 00: Wife of the VP, most meaningless position in the entire country?


If Michelle dies, Jill has to marry Obama.
2012-09-06 08:54:13 PM  
5 votes:
Oh snap! Rocky 4....holy shiat Kerry pulled the stick out his arse and is beating Mittens with it.
2012-09-06 08:51:15 PM  
5 votes:
When Kerry calls you a flip-flopper, that's a major burn. That's like Sheen telling you to lighten up on the drugs.
2012-09-06 07:21:13 PM  
5 votes:

Corvus: mrshowrules: When your son calls you his hero, you are allowed to cry.

When Boehner finds out that the cafeteria has run out of cabbage rolls, you are not allowed to cry.

How about when you asking everyone to bail out banks are you allowed to cry then?

[lh6.ggpht.com image 400x300]


27.media.tumblr.com
2012-09-06 07:13:57 PM  
5 votes:

ZoeNekros: HeartBurnKid: Didn't we have a different convention thread a minute ago?

He knows too much!


I've got one that can see!

celticrebel.files.wordpress.com
2012-09-07 12:57:37 AM  
4 votes:
img341.imageshack.us
2012-09-07 12:51:41 AM  
4 votes:
farm8.staticflickr.com
2012-09-06 11:16:42 PM  
4 votes:
Scene: Romney and Ryan's campaign office.

ROMNEY and RYAN are sitting side-by-side facing a television where a pastor is giving the closing benediction to the DNC. ROMNEY is stone-faced, RYAN is obviously nervous. Several STAFFERS are nearby.

RYAN: ...Well, that could-
ROMNEY: Shut up, Paul. Just. shut. up.
STAFFER: Mr. Romney, should we -
ROMNEY: NO, WE SHOULDN'T. YOU SHOULD SHUT YOUR FACE. Am I the only one who saw what just happened here?
RYAN slinks to the television and turns it off.
2012-09-06 11:15:17 PM  
4 votes:
encrypted-tbn0.google.com

shiat...do I still have time to cancel that check?
2012-09-06 11:11:57 PM  
4 votes:
i.ebayimg.com">  www.sim-outhouse.com
2012-09-06 10:58:59 PM  
4 votes:
"I'm the President".

That's good, because that crowd was about to by a shiatload of Amway products",
2012-09-06 10:52:54 PM  
4 votes:

Markoff_Cheney: i was told there would be no

math.
he is laying it down. compare this to romneys speech, then try not to laugh.



I'm actually doing that. I'm going to make a grandiose statement to my conservative co-workers tomorrow about Obama's promises vs Romney's promises (based on the Convention speeches) and it it will look like this:

Obama: Alternative energy, affordable health care, tax code reform, getting us out of the middle east
Romney: Get Blackie out of office.
mjg
2012-09-06 10:32:46 PM  
4 votes:
Feel a cold comin' on. Take some TUSSIN
2012-09-06 10:29:12 PM  
4 votes:
I WAS TOLD THAT BOTH SIDES ARE THE SAME
paj
2012-09-06 10:17:21 PM  
4 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-09-06 09:20:25 PM  
4 votes:
If Joe came out in a TransAm i do think the internet would explode
2012-09-06 09:18:57 PM  
4 votes:

what_now: Alright y'all.

I just spent the last 14 hours at my polling place as an election official. I have a large scotch and an unusual number of "I Voted" stickers.

what'd I miss?


Romney has conceded. Obama has been elected God-Emperor and it's free abortions and gay marriages for everyone.
2012-09-06 09:17:24 PM  
4 votes:

wxboy: Teacher just kissed a student on national TV. Criminal charges forthcoming.


Female teacher just kissed a female student on national TV. The criminal charges are not all that's coming.
2012-09-06 09:03:32 PM  
4 votes:
@TheOnion
Rising Star John Kerry's Stirring Speech Paves Way For 2016 Presidential Run
2 minutes ago
2012-09-06 09:03:21 PM  
4 votes:
Brian Lynch @BrianLynch

Last minute idea: Bin Laden Ghost Hologram. Obama rushes out in a Ghostbuster uniform, takes him down while OOPS I DID IT AGAIN plays.
2012-09-06 08:52:54 PM  
4 votes:
"Sarah Palin says she's seen Russia from Alaska, Mitt Romney talks like he's only seen Russia from Rocky IV!"

YES!
2012-09-06 08:45:32 PM  
4 votes:

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: It would be awesome if Kerry came out and talked about how Rmoney reminds him of himself.


You wanna know just how much Obama is the Troll-in-Chief? He's been using Kerry as debate prep for his debates against Romney.
2012-09-06 08:22:50 PM  
4 votes:

keithgabryelski: coco ebert: Longoria is the co-chair of the campaign?

W.T.F.?

there can be a hundred co-chairs.


One even went to the GOP convention.
2012-09-06 07:54:11 PM  
4 votes:
Sup dawg? We heard you like woodies, so here's Scarjo and Woody Allen so you can have a woodie while you look at Woody getting a woodie

animationsa2z.com
2012-09-06 07:50:12 PM  
4 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-09-06 07:31:02 PM  
4 votes:

crotchgrabber: Who gets to fact check the Foo Fighters?


Dave Grohl claims that President Obama is his hero, and at the same time he is ordinary. Because these claims are contradictory, we rate this statement Pants on Fire.
2012-09-06 07:26:14 PM  
4 votes:
img29.imageshack.us
2012-09-06 07:16:40 PM  
4 votes:
When your son calls you his hero, you are allowed to cry.

When Boehner finds out that the cafeteria has run out of cabbage rolls, you are not allowed to cry.
2012-09-06 07:12:52 PM  
4 votes:

Shrugging Atlas: somedude210: Which liters here wants some Totalfark Loving tonight?

Does it come with a requirement to perform sexual favors? If so, I'm down.


have yourself cleaned and brought to my quarters...unless your a dude, then meet me in the back alley
2012-09-06 07:06:56 PM  
4 votes:

somedude210: When this goes to the main page, who wants to help me give some TF loving away? I feel all sponsor-y tonight again


I got mine, so fark you.
2012-09-06 07:04:26 PM  
4 votes:
i642.photobucket.com

Meanwhile let's go back to MSNBC studios and Chris Matthews....Chris take it away...
2012-09-06 05:23:36 PM  
4 votes:
SOME OF THE DELEGATES AREN'T LOOKING DOWN DURING THE INVOCATION THEY HATE GOD AND JESUS AHHHHHH
2012-09-07 12:45:38 AM  
3 votes:

Mitt Romneys Tax Return: As much as I hate this metaphor, the Democrats found their voice and really did hit it out of the park.


Obama:
pauljenkins.tv

Romney:
cdn.lolcaption.com
2012-09-07 12:43:28 AM  
3 votes:
home.comcast.net
2012-09-06 11:14:17 PM  
3 votes:

falcon176: nice try libs I saw one empty seat in the building that means Romney is automatically president and Obama has to star in a reality show with Sarah Palin about visiting petting zoos


That was Obama
2012-09-06 11:07:52 PM  
3 votes:

Lando Lincoln: quatchi: Via Infinito: Is it me, or is Mittens getting legitimately raped this week?

Oh, it's legitimate rape-rape alright.

I think we need to wait and see if Romney becomes pregnant to be sure.


Romney's body has ways to shut that whole thing down.
2012-09-06 11:06:41 PM  
3 votes:
nice try libs I saw one empty seat in the building that means Romney is automatically president and Obama has to star in a reality show with Sarah Palin about visiting petting zoos
2012-09-06 11:04:15 PM  
3 votes:
Meh, I could give a speech like that, I just don't feel like it.
2012-09-06 10:55:26 PM  
3 votes:
Brazilian Americans for Obama?

That's a lot.
2012-09-06 10:52:12 PM  
3 votes:

WinnipegDragon: He'shiatting his stride now.


The doo doo shuffle?
2012-09-06 10:51:18 PM  
3 votes:
It's on.

Bring it.

i293.photobucket.com

i293.photobucket.com
2012-09-06 10:51:14 PM  
3 votes:
"If you can't afford to start a business or go to college, take my opponent's advice and borrow money from your parents."

That's unfair, Mr. President. You can't take your opponent's words out of context by quoting them exactly in the context from when he said them.
2012-09-06 10:49:34 PM  
3 votes:

tequilasundae: he's gotta drop the mic when he's done


To the blaring of "Momma Said Knock You Out".
2012-09-06 10:42:44 PM  
3 votes:
"Students ...you have to do the work".

The look Michelle gives the girls after that line was frickin' priceless.

I know that look.

Anyone else catch that?
2012-09-06 10:41:15 PM  
3 votes:
BIDEN/TRANS AM 2016
2012-09-06 10:32:52 PM  
3 votes:

vegasj: lordy the amount of cock sucking in here is amazing.


-heard in Tampa, last week
2012-09-06 10:32:22 PM  
3 votes:
"Have a cold? Take two tax cuts, roll back some regulations and call us in the morning."
2012-09-06 10:32:15 PM  
3 votes:
"Have a cold? Take two tax cuts, roll back some regulations, and call us in the morning."
2012-09-06 10:29:04 PM  
3 votes:

Torgo the White: I think his walk-on song should have been Mars, God of War by Holst, damnit.


users.content.ytmnd.com
2012-09-06 10:09:47 PM  
3 votes:
Holy shiat, Joe.

May all your Camaros be biatchin' forever.
2012-09-06 09:54:10 PM  
3 votes:
i.qkme.me
2012-09-06 09:49:47 PM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-09-06 09:40:54 PM  
3 votes:

Gotfire: It's hilarious that Sarah Palin actually thought she was in her league to debate this man.


And in a few weeks, Paul Ryan has to stand in front of that Amtrak train.
2012-09-06 09:36:35 PM  
3 votes:
@TheOnion
Biden: "The skirts were short, the brews were cold, and everywhere you looked there was grade-A tang.
30 seconds ago
2012-09-06 09:34:37 PM  
3 votes:

robsul82: @TheOnion
Biden Says Life Better Than It Was Four Years Ago But Nothing Can Touch Summer Of '87
1 minute ago


I'm voting for Obama for no other reason than to give The Onion four more years of Biden headlines.
2012-09-06 09:31:16 PM  
3 votes:
Joe and Jill are totally gonna bone hardcore tonight.
2012-09-06 09:29:36 PM  
3 votes:
o.onionstatic.com
2012-09-06 09:26:20 PM  
3 votes:
That said, I could also see Binden going off script, trying to riff like Clinton, and end up calling Romney a n*gger. It really could go either way
2012-09-06 09:20:57 PM  
3 votes:
Joe has never given you up, never let you down...JOE ROLL!
2012-09-06 09:14:04 PM  
3 votes:
I'm pretty sure CSPAN just cut to a guy who was imagining this chick naked and riding him by his face.
2012-09-06 09:13:40 PM  
3 votes:

Agneska: cameroncrazy1984: Agneska: Obama's words are not only embarrassing, they are also dangerous. Aren't you curious about what he meant by flexibility? To do what?

How is that dangerous?

Think about it.


A black guy said it?
2012-09-06 08:56:26 PM  
3 votes:

silgryphon: BAH GAWD KERRY PUT MITT ROMNEY THRU A TABLE. HE'S BROKEN IN HALF


Awesome.

That wasn't a speech. That was a street beatdown with a lead pipe.
2012-09-06 08:54:05 PM  
3 votes:
Stop, stop, he's already dead!

25.media.tumblr.com

Kerry is kicking the crap out of Romney.
2012-09-06 08:44:12 PM  
3 votes:
Romney's foreign policy:

graphics8.nytimes.com
2012-09-06 08:23:12 PM  
3 votes:
She talk good. She pretty. She makes my tree just the right height.
2012-09-06 08:11:17 PM  
3 votes:
COOPON

APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE CARE

COOPON

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COOPON

APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE CARE
2012-09-06 07:32:41 PM  
3 votes:

Via Infinito: Waxing_Chewbacca: Launch Code: You obamorons will get a speech filled with finger pointing, lies, no concrete plans, and a bunch of fuzzy math numbers to gloss over the failure of the last 4 years. Kinda like the 2008 speech.

Nice to see the racists have shown up. Nice photoshop asshole.

I sometimes worry I'm going to wear out my ignore button in threads like these. ;)


It is a constant battle, isn't it? Like wack-a-mole with but with troglodytes.
2012-09-06 07:26:52 PM  
3 votes:
Who gets to fact check the Foo Fighters?
2012-09-06 07:21:54 PM  
3 votes:
What this DNC ad makes me think of:

www.boingboing.net
2012-09-06 07:08:46 PM  
3 votes:

WTF Indeed: somedude210: Which liters here wants some Totalfark Loving tonight?

F*cking bleeding heart liberals, just like your kind to give someone something they didn't earn.


just for that, I sponsored you in spite. SPITE!!!
2012-09-06 07:08:22 PM  
3 votes:

sprawl15: somedude210: When this goes to the main page, who wants to help me give some TF loving away? I feel all sponsor-y tonight again

I got mine, so fark you.


Wrong convention. That was last week's slogan.
2012-09-06 07:02:16 PM  
3 votes:

images.paraorkut.com
John Kerry is man that knows what he likes.

2012-09-07 06:29:53 AM  
2 votes:

Barbecue Bob: The Dems are playing chess and the GOP is playing chec... solitare'

I haven't heard a positive word out of a republican beak in years.


Ha ha, ha ha
Uh huh, uh huh
So tell me, when you took the Practice Scholastic Aptitude Test, did you know the answers or did you guess?
You rely on gimmicks to amuse your fans and act all urban to jack up your soundscan
What's the matter with you?
How come you rhyme monosylabically?
Is atrophy shrinking your entire vocabulary?
Your style's like garbage cans meant to be taken out on a weekly basis
Ever since your first record you've been in a state of suspended animation
You look like Snuffleuffagus and Astropithecus
Me cray, you abacus
But enough about you, let's talk about me and how single-handedly I redefined the science of radio astronomy
Making Nobel prize winners question their notions of reality
Oh, but I digress
You always win at Sorry
I always win at chess
Go get some percasets
Ha ha, ha ha

Chorus:
Careful with that mic weezy
Do you really think it's that easy?
Do you really think it's true?
That up above they can't hear you

Mmm, this is really good ice cream, do you want some of it?
Oh, my bad, I didn't know you were lactose intolerant
Makes you pass gas, frightens all the girls away
Only friends you keep are those you pay
I'm always on the ready for the wack snack attack
I carry sandwiches around in a straight edge style Jansport back pack
Got the gadget Q gave Bond, controls your mind, makes you jump in a pond
Go quack quack and flap your arms
Leaves you confused but completely unharmed
Ha ha, ha ha

Both you and I know the past ten years have been rather intense
I'm ashamed to admit I've been fooled by the seductions of violence
People walking around with ugly auras
At times I'm even tempted to seek the advice of Dr. Laura
But I ignore her
And I take a deep breath and count to ten
Ain't gonna let it get under my skin
Take a deep breath and count to ten
Think of all the nice places that I've been
Like back when I was waging peace against the visigoths
I was tutored in the ancient mysteries by a wisened philosoph
Learned the polyrythyms of celestial time
Waiting for the one to come and get it done
And finish the rhyme
Ha ha
2012-09-07 01:57:12 AM  
2 votes:

Bigdogdaddy: BuckTurgidson: electronicmaji: So I didn't watch the speech?

summarize it did Obama do a good job?

Summary and analysis

/Lord I feel dirty

You caused me to click on a freeper link. Ass


i14.photobucket.com
2012-09-07 01:02:39 AM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-09-07 12:32:15 AM  
2 votes:
LOL! All the stunned rightards over at at Drudge Report can say is that Obama's speech is tied with this week's "Honey Boo Boo Child" (oh yeah. They're still quite buttmad about Rmoney's limp ratings last month).

Considering the fact that HBBC BEAT Rmoney's speech in the ratings, IT STILL SHOWS THAT OBAMA HAS BETTER RATINGS THAN ROMNEY DID ON THE HONEY BOO BOO SCALE!!
2012-09-07 12:19:58 AM  
2 votes:

Quince: Romney campaign to 'carpet bomb' airwaves after Obama nomination speech


www.ifc.com

well.... good luck.
and titty sprinkles.
2012-09-07 12:10:36 AM  
2 votes:

RyogaM: Quince: RyogaM: GAT_00: Cuthbert Allgood: GAT_00: There's $100M in ads going up tomorrow

Wait, I missed the thread- I thought he was pulling out of MI, PA and OH kinda....

He pulled out of PA and MI, which weren't swing states. He's blanketing, I assume, VA, FL, OH, IA and CO.

Source?

Might not be the source, but a fine resource all the same.

I'm just wondering about the ad buys. I haven't heard anything about $100M ads going up tomorrow, and it seems like an incredibly bad waste of ad buying. Obama had a great convention, Romney should let the heat die down, then start ad buying again. As it is, less than 24 hours is not enough time to come up with effective counters to the DNC pitches heard this week. It makes no sense. And, as it is, I have seen not a single blip of date from 538 that the ads that have been running nearly non-stop have had any effect so far. I'm curious what the Romney campaign thinks they are doing.


Flinging feces at a wall and seeing what sticks.
2012-09-06 11:53:51 PM  
2 votes:

IronTom: star_topology: IronTom: Sarah Palin's Ghost Tweeter: IronTom: Endowed by Creator, adding God back in,,, mentioning Israel. talk about change!

Open your eyes to Obama, Tom. It's time to dream.

hahahahaha, drink the koolaid

Heard this one today:

Tell me ONE reason I should vote for Romney.

Just one.

Jobs


But I don't LIVE in China! How will that help me?
2012-09-06 11:38:13 PM  
2 votes:

GAT_00: Looking around at some of the sites, looks like I'm not the only one saying Obama missed the target.


I take it GAT_01, GAT_02, and GAT_07 also agree with you?
2012-09-06 11:38:12 PM  
2 votes:

Trotskyghost: Krauthammer wouldn't vote for Obama if he walked on water, healed a sick child and raised a man from the dead.
It's not about whether the conservative clowns liked it, this was about the base and I'm energized and so are most democrats so lets get out and vote.


What if he made the crippled walk?
2012-09-06 11:34:49 PM  
2 votes:
I'm thrilled Obama supports Made In America. I just wish he was.
2012-09-06 11:33:40 PM  
2 votes:
This is overdue.

farm9.staticflickr.com
2012-09-06 11:24:02 PM  
2 votes:

Party Boy: Krymson Tyde: Charles Krauthamer is stunned at the emptiness of the speech. an asshole


He's just mad that he is LITERALLY a hammer made out of cabbage.
2012-09-06 11:18:47 PM  
2 votes:
Does anyone else feel like maybe a week ago Mitt Romney and Barack Obama were in a room together, and Romney said "Crime, boy. I don't know.
2012-09-06 11:15:44 PM  
2 votes:
Bishop boring. The power of Christ compels me to put on Seinfeld instead.
2012-09-06 11:15:36 PM  
2 votes:
Barack Obama 2012

i2.kym-cdn.com
2012-09-06 11:11:34 PM  
2 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2012-09-06 11:11:20 PM  
2 votes:

indylaw: Oh man, here comes the bishop.


25.media.tumblr.com
2012-09-06 11:10:42 PM  
2 votes:

Bhasayate: eagles95: what a speech...wow....just...so inspiring

I guess I am completely and utterly immune to political rhetoric. I hear hallmark moments and buzz words and platitudes. And dynamics, soft voices, loud voices. Numbers. Some more buzz words. God bless the USA.


You sound Asberger.
2012-09-06 11:10:34 PM  
2 votes:
Master propagandist is Barry Soetero...I'll give him that. He's got a great stage name, Barack Obama....but it won't work the second time around. He'll have a good life afterwards, I'm sure, but had, and has, no business being the President of the United States.

Run along now, sychophants and children, and dream of rainbow unicorns and candy farts. They're about as substantive as the last 15 minutes of Hussein Obama Soetero that I just wached.
2012-09-06 11:08:59 PM  
2 votes:
WHAR IS EARTH WIND & FIRE WHAR?!
2012-09-06 11:06:27 PM  
2 votes:
Dammit, music guy, you had ONE job.
2012-09-06 11:06:02 PM  
2 votes:
i.chzbgr.com
2012-09-06 11:04:59 PM  
2 votes:
IF YA SMELL WHAT BARACK IS COOKING
2012-09-06 11:04:45 PM  
2 votes:

elchip: make me some tea: He just upped the pitch and tempo.

Hitler did the same thing.


You had to go there.
2012-09-06 11:04:33 PM  
2 votes:
"Oh Romney, you're still here?"

upload.wikimedia.org
2012-09-06 11:04:17 PM  
2 votes:
My nipples are hard.
2012-09-06 11:03:55 PM  
2 votes:
Fox news pundits about to rupture their cyanide pills now
2012-09-06 11:03:13 PM  
2 votes:
Boy, all this lack of enthusiasm is hurting my ears
2012-09-06 11:01:04 PM  
2 votes:
Gays, Abortion, and Medicare. Damn. He didn't just touch the third rail of politics, he's farking dancing on it.
2012-09-06 11:00:45 PM  
2 votes:
@pattonoswalt
Daaaamn. Obama just simultaneously Denzel'd, McQueen'd & Jagger'd. #imthepresident #DNC
28 seconds ago
2012-09-06 11:00:34 PM  
2 votes:

coco ebert: It's been like a ballsfest all week.


But enough about your sex life.
2012-09-06 10:59:30 PM  
2 votes:
"OBAMA ADMITS TO NOT BEING ABLE TO READ"
ichlugebullets.files.wordpress.comichlugebullets.files.wordpress.com
2012-09-06 10:59:07 PM  
2 votes:
"I'm no longer just a candidate. I'm the president. Hail to the King, baby."

Or that's how it should have gone...
mjg
2012-09-06 10:59:00 PM  
2 votes:
Michelle is thinking of the work she has to do tonight.
2012-09-06 10:58:57 PM  
2 votes:
holy crap he's right!! I knew I recognized him from somewhere!!!!
2012-09-06 10:58:46 PM  
2 votes:

llapingacho.files.wordpress.com

2012-09-06 10:58:26 PM  
2 votes:

Jerseysteve22: I was the change all along? Woah


What a twist!


M. Night Shamalayn up in this biatch.
2012-09-06 10:58:04 PM  
2 votes:
Yellow jacket lady....

Not quite sure HOW to be excited, but damnit she is excited.
2012-09-06 10:57:57 PM  
2 votes:

IronTom: star_topology: IronTom: Sarah Palin's Ghost Tweeter: IronTom: Endowed by Creator, adding God back in,,, mentioning Israel. talk about change!

Open your eyes to Obama, Tom. It's time to dream.

hahahahaha, drink the koolaid

Heard this one today:

Tell me ONE reason I should vote for Romney.

Just one.

Jobs


He's a dead little girl, stupid. Try another reason!
2012-09-06 10:57:55 PM  
2 votes:
You did that, you dirty little animal you!
2012-09-06 10:57:36 PM  
2 votes:
That woman in the yellow jacket was FIRED UP.
2012-09-06 10:56:48 PM  
2 votes:
I did what?
2012-09-06 10:56:16 PM  
2 votes:

Bhasayate: Cyclometh: Personal responsibility, self-made people, citizenship... is this guy really just taking the ENTIRE GOP's playbook and saying "this shiat is mine now, motherfarkers"?

Because that's how it looks to me.

would a move like that go unnoticed by the masses? maybe.


Shut up, troll. I didn't give you permission to speak.
2012-09-06 10:55:38 PM  
2 votes:
i276.photobucket.com
2012-09-06 10:54:55 PM  
2 votes:

Via Infinito: Is it me, or is Mittens getting legitimately raped this week?


Depends. We'll have to see if he has Obama's ass-babies.
2012-09-06 10:54:53 PM  
2 votes:
I love election years. Gives us the opportunity to laugh at some of the forgotten trolls whom we haven't seen in four years and probably won't see for another four. 

25.media.tumblr.com
2012-09-06 10:54:31 PM  
2 votes:
CITIZENSHIP

/you republican twat-waffles
2012-09-06 10:54:12 PM  
2 votes:
He threw the gays a bone.
2012-09-06 10:53:21 PM  
2 votes:
Girl becomes Steve Jobs?

This just in, Obamacare supports free communist sex changes against God's plan!
2012-09-06 10:52:48 PM  
2 votes:
I would never borrow money from my parents. They charge intrest
2012-09-06 10:52:48 PM  
2 votes:

Mugato: He's not hitting below the belt. He's working Romney's ballsack like a speed bag.


I spit a pistachio on my keyboard, asshole.
2012-09-06 10:52:47 PM  
2 votes:
Yes we can open a can of whoop ass!
2012-09-06 10:50:42 PM  
2 votes:
And lo', the first week of September of the year 2012, was the week the Democratic Party of the United States of America was blessed with a spine.
2012-09-06 10:49:25 PM  
2 votes:
Not gonna lie, my SO's gonna get some tonight because my panties are dripping.
2012-09-06 10:48:51 PM  
2 votes:
WHEN HE SAID "TO BOOT" HE SOUNDED CANADIAN OMGZ
2012-09-06 10:46:39 PM  
2 votes:
Obama is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO gettin laid tonight
2012-09-06 10:43:52 PM  
2 votes:

JerseyTim: I just got a Barack Obama email right now. I CAN SEE YOU ON TV. I KNOW YOU DIDN'T SEND IT.


Maybe it came from invisible Obama.
2012-09-06 10:42:39 PM  
2 votes:

bulldg4life: Ok...seriously...when did "her" become the generic pronoun?


When did "he" become the generic pronoun?
2012-09-06 10:42:18 PM  
2 votes:

JerseyTim: I just got a Barack Obama email right now. I CAN SEE YOU ON TV. I KNOW YOU DIDN'T SEND IT.


Can you see both his hands? Didn't think so.
2012-09-06 10:40:26 PM  
2 votes:
climate change and standing up to the oil companies? Shut up and take my donation money
2012-09-06 10:38:26 PM  
2 votes:
They just showed a hot goth girl in the audience. Shut up for a second, Obama, go back.....fark.
2012-09-06 10:37:09 PM  
2 votes:
WHY ISNT MOOCHELLE NOT CHANTING USA? SHE STILL WANTS TO KILL WHITEY
2012-09-06 10:37:04 PM  
2 votes:

Sock Ruh Tease: Obama's a Farker, isn't he?


i.qkme.me
2012-09-06 10:36:48 PM  
2 votes:
If this farking dust storm cuts off my Direct TV, someone's going to die.
2012-09-06 10:36:20 PM  
2 votes:
There's no competition between Barack, Michelle, and Bill: it's like analyzing Neapolitan ice cream.

The only surprise was the John Kerry sprinkles on top.
2012-09-06 10:34:29 PM  
2 votes:
Forwards, not backwards. Backwards, not forwards and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!

/amazing how applicable that episode is
2012-09-06 10:33:25 PM  
2 votes:

TommyymmoT: People at my house are watching it on 3 different channels.
With the different time delays, it sounds like Lou Gehrig's farewell address in here.


Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon: Manny Mota!
2012-09-06 10:33:04 PM  
2 votes:
I was really hoping Obama would come out with Bin Laden's head on a pike.
2012-09-06 10:32:59 PM  
2 votes:

Lost Thought 00: Sarah Palin's Ghost Tweeter: Lost Thought 00: For once, I want a politician to say "this will be the most muddled choice you've ever made. There really is almost no difference between my opponent and myself"

Can you think of ANYONE who is less Mitt Romney than Barack Obama??!

Tammy Duckworth?


Eh, I'd still say Obama's got a leg up on her.
2012-09-06 10:28:26 PM  
2 votes:
i474.photobucket.com

Obama accepts nomination.
2012-09-06 10:28:19 PM  
2 votes:

12349876: Go look at a farking radar. There's a blob of rain 40 miles away. And it takes hours to fill up a stadium of that size


That's silly, the stadium isn't watertight.
2012-09-06 10:26:40 PM  
2 votes:
Now just throw the mic down and walk out.

/like a boss.
2012-09-06 10:26:22 PM  
2 votes:
I'm kinda glad Romney's not watching this speech. It's not humane to watch your own execution.
2012-09-06 10:25:55 PM  
2 votes:
i219.photobucket.com
2012-09-06 10:21:32 PM  
2 votes:

IronTom: ghare: BSABSVR: IronTom: I have always seen American cars as being some of the highest quality in the world. (except for luxury/sports cars) Higher quality than any of the Asian cars no matter how many lexus eyeshades people may wear.

I've always seen myself as Geri Halliwell's baby daddy. Seems the rest of the world begged to differ.

American cars haven't been bad for years, but Iran Tom IS a moron.

you can't spell


And yet, you're still a gibbering idiot. I just can't spell.
2012-09-06 10:16:57 PM  
2 votes:

paj: Brit Hume says Biden's speech was "shouty" and "angry"


That's what my wife says every time I prove her wrong too!
2012-09-06 10:15:18 PM  
2 votes:

ds_4815: OBAMAR COMIN' YO


p.twimg.com
2012-09-06 10:14:51 PM  
2 votes:

elchip: mjg: So, what's Obama's entry song going to be?

/Thoughts?
//Prince - 'Pussy Control'

"I Sent a Thank-You Card to the Guy who Raped You" -Anal Coont


I'm hoping it's the song from Blazing Saddles, when the people of Rock Ridge were welcoming their new Sheriff.
2012-09-06 10:13:50 PM  
2 votes:
Barack Obama's speech is a dud. Mark it. Done.

/Charlie Krauthammer.
2012-09-06 10:13:18 PM  
2 votes:
Dinner is done
Dogs are walked
On my 2nd glass of wine
Online with my favorite strangers

//on our way!!
2012-09-06 10:11:38 PM  
2 votes:

phreezen: 12349876: phreezen

@12349876
Sorry but Fark account is not letting quote.

But my reply is make fun of your whole post. If you think low wage job is a success than fine. I just hope people voting knows this.


darkdiamond.net
2012-09-06 10:03:40 PM  
2 votes:
I expect Biden to pick up a sword from somewhere and lead the crowd into battle.
2012-09-06 09:56:43 PM  
2 votes:
Obama:
coosacreek.org

Romney:
www.ostrichheadinsand.com
2012-09-06 09:47:41 PM  
2 votes:
His dad respected Barack Obama?

See. Barack Obama's a time lord
2012-09-06 09:46:51 PM  
2 votes:
Wow, that's a slow, slow knife right to the kidneys. Ow.
2012-09-06 09:42:06 PM  
2 votes:

King Something: Gotfire: It's hilarious that Sarah Palin actually thought she was in her league to debate this man.

And in a few weeks, Paul Ryan has to stand in front of that Amtrak train.


Pictures of Joe Biden smiling at Sarah Palin oiled the gears of the internet for nearly two years after that debate.
2012-09-06 09:39:41 PM  
2 votes:
There's no way Mitt Romney or Paul Ryan can be this sincere when giving a speech. Unless they're talking about money.
2012-09-06 09:33:37 PM  
2 votes:
"We're on a mission to find a shifter knob for a 78 firebird"
2012-09-06 09:33:28 PM  
2 votes:
We're on a mission from God.
2012-09-06 09:33:24 PM  
2 votes:
@TheOnion
Biden Says Life Better Than It Was Four Years Ago But Nothing Can Touch Summer Of '87
1 minute ago
2012-09-06 09:32:40 PM  
2 votes:

thismomentinblackhistory: Some_Local_Deity: "Kitten!" I'm a lesbian, but I think I'm in love with this guy!

Ok -- not just me.


Well, truth be told, Bill started me questioning last night.
2012-09-06 09:31:59 PM  
2 votes:

coco ebert: cookiefleck: I farking love Biden. Don't care what anyone says.

Me too.


The running gag on the Onion makes me adore him even more as "Uncle Joe" because I think it is one of those times that The Onion is prophetic
2012-09-06 09:30:45 PM  
2 votes:

bow: Joe Biden probably has a Fark handle.


Kitten
2012-09-06 09:30:16 PM  
2 votes:
"I'm President Biden, let's re-elect Barack Osama! Thank you!"
2012-09-06 09:30:15 PM  
2 votes:
HOLA TO ALL MY HOT MAMACITAS
2012-09-06 09:29:13 PM  
2 votes:
Ghostbusters II music FTW!
2012-09-06 09:29:13 PM  
2 votes:

Omahawg: you all have me on ignore, don't you?


I do.
bow [TotalFark]
2012-09-06 09:25:45 PM  
2 votes:
Wow. I never realized how much the President and VP touch each other...
2012-09-06 09:24:57 PM  
2 votes:
Lords of the Presidency: A Friendship Forged in Fire
2012-09-06 09:24:38 PM  
2 votes:
They're looking for a shot... A shot of my money, and they can't have it! It's mine, all mine!
2012-09-06 09:21:42 PM  
2 votes:
Joe Biden, "Hello South Carolina!"
2012-09-06 09:20:38 PM  
2 votes:
Did we just get rickroll'd?
2012-09-06 09:20:18 PM  
2 votes:

Baby Face Fister: She's kinda hot, but don't tell Joe, he'd kick my ass.


He's more likely to give you a high five and say "I know, right?"
2012-09-06 09:19:07 PM  
2 votes:

Lost Thought 00: The Bestest: did Lynne Cheney ever speak at any GOP convention?

Did Dick ever speak? I watch these thing religiously, and I can't recall any public speeches he ever gave.


The closest I can remember is his best Emperor Palpatine impression during the Obama inauguration.

img717.imageshack.us
2012-09-06 09:13:03 PM  
2 votes:
I can't form an opinion of this woman until she picks an ethnicity and sticks with it.
2012-09-06 09:02:44 PM  
2 votes:
img20.imageshack.us
This ain't your grandpa's DNC

/Rocky 4 refrence. Drink!
2012-09-06 09:01:59 PM  
2 votes:
I want to play too!

img100.imageshack.us

/needs food badly
2012-09-06 08:59:33 PM  
2 votes:
Kerry, outstanding. You only have one more mission....

www.democraticunderground.com

Find this farking coont rag and kick her in the box.
2012-09-06 08:59:28 PM  
2 votes:
Somewhere John Edwards is kicking his TV and saying "Damn it, John, I would've gotten such good Washington pussy if you brought this guy out 8 years ago."
2012-09-06 08:57:09 PM  
2 votes:

Krymson Tyde: Kerry is sporting the Dems' new balls tonight.


Seriously, it's like the Dems saw the RNC last week and were like, "Fark this noise, it's on."
2012-09-06 08:55:13 PM  
2 votes:
Veteran powers ACTIVATE!
2012-09-06 08:54:18 PM  
2 votes:
Kerry saw Clinton speak last night and went "sh*t, I can do that!"

And then he did.
2012-09-06 08:53:59 PM  
2 votes:
Kerry is sporting the Dems' new balls tonight.
2012-09-06 08:51:08 PM  
2 votes:
Flip flop reversal subroutine alpha
2012-09-06 08:48:05 PM  
2 votes:
whiskeyfire.typepad.com
archive.mrc.org
i1228.photobucket.com
wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net

Hey guys what's going on in here.
2012-09-06 08:46:34 PM  
2 votes:
Seems like Kerry got the Charisma Upgrade that came with 10.8. It's still in beta so Rombot hasn't installed it yet leaving the dev comment, "stable. rich. good."
2012-09-06 08:45:13 PM  
2 votes:
GO TO THE MOON

img69.imageshack.us
2012-09-06 08:42:12 PM  
2 votes:
Geraldine Ferraro. We nominated a woman first AND she could actually read.
2012-09-06 08:37:18 PM  
2 votes:

valkore: I wonder what hazing process former Republicans have to go through to join the Democratic party.


img443.imageshack.us
2012-09-06 08:35:53 PM  
2 votes:
Crist's transformation into a photo negative is now complete.
2012-09-06 08:35:17 PM  
2 votes:
What do you get when you don't vote Barack
A Mormon robot and a heart attack
2012-09-06 08:33:22 PM  
2 votes:
i151.photobucket.com

What a GOP hunting dog looks like.
2012-09-06 08:31:59 PM  
2 votes:

Dahnkster: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

My dog hunts and rains death from above!


i260.photobucket.com
2012-09-06 08:30:26 PM  
2 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com

My dog hunts and rains death from above!
2012-09-06 08:30:08 PM  
2 votes:

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: I think that's the fastest one. Weird that it's faster than the DNC's own feed.


The DNC's is a little slower because it redistributes your bandwidth to lower income families.
2012-09-06 08:29:56 PM  
2 votes:
"Let me tell you how we get r' done in Montana. CLINTON ARITHMETIC." 

Mwahahahaha.
2012-09-06 08:25:57 PM  
2 votes:
thumbnails.hulu.com

SIMMAH DAHN NAH
2012-09-06 08:23:01 PM  
2 votes:

WhyteRaven74: kimwim: How old is the oldest Farker? I'm trying to figure out where I fit in.

I know there are a few late 50s Farkers, and I do remember a farker or two in their 60s.


Late 50's here. However, I decided to retroactively stick with 44. Yeah, that's the ticket. I'm 44.
2012-09-06 08:20:43 PM  
2 votes:
She gives me 'special' needs
2012-09-06 08:15:40 PM  
2 votes:
The cars get the elevator and the workers get the shaft!
2012-09-06 08:07:59 PM  
2 votes:
"My father laid pipe all over town."
2012-09-06 07:58:48 PM  
2 votes:
2012-09-06 07:58:37 PM  
2 votes:
Careful Gabby, there's a crazy-looking bald guy in the audience.

Oh wait, that's just James Carville. Carry on.
2012-09-06 07:58:12 PM  
2 votes:
"OK, Giffords is coming out. Nobody make any loud bangs."
2012-09-06 07:50:38 PM  
2 votes:
"I'm not telling you who to vote for, I'm just sayin'... Obama makes it easy to register to vote, and Romney releases his sixth son from the cage to bite people who try to vote."
2012-09-06 07:50:32 PM  
2 votes:
Scarlett this is Kerry. Kerry this is Scarlett. Could you two make out a bit while we flash the website to donate to the campaign? That'd be greaaaat.
2012-09-06 07:35:20 PM  
2 votes:

Aexia: robsul82: I'd complain about not having a thread ready to go for the second day running, but right now it's a James Taylor concert and I've flatlined three times already.

[i.imgur.com image 387x639]


i457.photobucket.com
2012-09-06 07:32:46 PM  
2 votes:
We have always been at war with the foo.

/but theyre just a minor threat.
2012-09-06 07:32:16 PM  
2 votes:
webpages.charter.net
2012-09-06 07:31:22 PM  
2 votes:
Oh god, white people dancing.
2012-09-06 07:30:55 PM  
2 votes:
i420.photobucket.com

well that is an interesting fact, CNN, thanks!
2012-09-06 07:28:18 PM  
2 votes:

shotglasss: cameroncrazy1984: Agneska: Bin Laden killed by the program that Bush and Cheney left in place.

Sorry, but no.

Sorry, but yes. What did Obama put in place that wasn't already there?


Will.
2012-09-06 07:24:46 PM  
2 votes:

sprawl15: For posterity.


lulz!

i194.photobucket.com
2012-09-06 07:23:59 PM  
2 votes:

somedude210: crap, I'm being overrun with liters! Help me oh wealthy TFers, if we don't keep this up, we'll be overrun!!


BRB sponsoring tenpoundsofderp.
2012-09-06 07:23:33 PM  
2 votes:
Bin Laden killed by the program that Bush and Cheney left in place.
2012-09-06 07:23:06 PM  
2 votes:
i1121.photobucket.com


Shhh!

(D) is speaking!
2012-09-06 07:19:12 PM  
2 votes:

Testiclaw: mrshowrules: When Boehner finds out that the cafeteria has run out of cabbage rolls,

What if your son is a cabbage roll?


Leave Bapp out of this.
2012-09-06 07:19:09 PM  
2 votes:

Altitude5280: The jobs numbers will be released tomorrow. President Obama knows those numbers right now. Could there be a hint of this in the speech tonight?


1.bp.blogspot.com

I'm sure the Dukes could find a way to get those numbers early.
2012-09-06 07:10:20 PM  
2 votes:

somedude210: When this goes to the main page, who wants to help me give some TF loving away? I feel all sponsor-y tonight again


If you sponsored me I wouldn't need these amazing bootstraps.
2012-09-06 07:09:46 PM  
2 votes:
Beau's a good name, but it's no Chrogg Romney.
2012-09-06 07:09:02 PM  
2 votes:

somedude210: Which liters here wants some Totalfark Loving tonight?


Does it come with a requirement to perform sexual favors? If so, I'm down.
2012-09-06 07:07:57 PM  
2 votes:
these are the people in your neighborhood.. in your neighborhood... in your neigh-bor-hood...
2012-09-06 06:30:58 PM  
2 votes:

Three Crooked Squirrels: "Life is a Highway"? Really?


THAT'S CANADIAN SOCIALIST MUSIC AHHHHHH
2012-09-06 06:20:13 PM  
2 votes:
some white people with rhythm. Something else you never saw in Tampa.
2012-09-08 05:26:42 AM  
1 vote:

Kittypie070: So...I can't make a badge for the thread :(


daylightwebsites.com
2012-09-07 08:59:59 AM  
1 vote:

"Have a surplus? Try a tax cut."

"Deficit too high? Try another."

"Feel a cold coming on? Take two tax cuts, roll back some regulations, and call us in the morning."



Life imitates art imitates life... 

/Also his bold use of "yous" in brazen spite of the "I-statement" rules of management.
//BOLD!
2012-09-07 02:52:10 AM  
1 vote:

rjkline: BuckTurgidson: rjkline: Another disastrous night of what is now the most embarassing convention in modern history. When will Obama just come clean and admit that the job was so far over his head that he just wasn't ready at this time in his life. Has he ever claimed responsibility for anything? He is a sad pathetic man who's only purpose in life is to apparently get Chris Matthews leg tingling and Rachel Maddow wishing she wasn't a man for just one night.........Seriously, how pathetic is it to move things indoors because of no interest? How sad is it when one of your main speakers qualifications are her being so classless that she doesn't want to pay for her birth control? Or how another main speaker achieved her fame by lying about being a native american. Or when delegates make death threats, or when party leaders make anti jewish rants, or when the head of your party lies about a journalist and then gets caught red handed when her words were recorded.........I COULD GO ON FOREVER! We have nearly 50 million people on food stamps and our debt is 17 trillion dollars with massive unemployment. The only idiot who could ever vote for this moron are losers who are too lazy to work, people who play the discrimination card for whatever reason, or just fat uneducated hicks who are just trying to blame their being a failure on those who work hard and are succeeding.........The bottom line is this, if you see a nice car with normal people in it most likely you have a Romney voter........if you see a clunker with a fat woman smoking a cigarette while snotty nosed kids misbehave and don't know who their daddy is most likely you have an Obama voter. Totally sad, but so, so true!

Even worse than your last word search. Sir, I know StopArrestingMe. I've posted with StopArrestingMe. You, sir, are no StopArrestingMe.

What really bothers you is you know I'm right and it kills you. So when you pull up beside that rattle trap car burning oil with various bumper stickers all over ...


You are right. So very right.
2012-09-07 02:50:46 AM  
1 vote:

rjkline:

What really bothers you is you know I'm right and it kills you. ...


images.thatswhyimbroke.com
2012-09-07 02:13:32 AM  
1 vote:
Ah, no wonder I'm not seeing the really rabid Goppers. Lots of trolls on ignore here - I see only 4860 posts.
2012-09-07 02:03:52 AM  
1 vote:

GAT_00: I've said for quite a while that I'm not voting for him because I refuse to vote for a Republican.


Really?! With this farking disaster of a GOP at the gates, you are going to give your vote to them by not voting for Obama? Brilliant!

Note to self: Kick GAT_00 in the nuts if Romney wins.
2012-09-07 01:50:27 AM  
1 vote:
I bet Obama's speech was written by someone else. He didn't build that.
2012-09-07 01:26:08 AM  
1 vote:
The one thing that is certain tonight is that the Republican Media Machine is in desperate need of overhaul.

Obama's speech was masterful and inspiring. It was a very good speech, and one made by a president who will go down in history as one of the better Democratic Presidents ever. But the Republican response--Romney throwing out a sad reply before the speech was over, various no-name Republican pundits trying to downplay it--shows a severe lack of enthusiasm that stems from the same issues the Republicans have been dealing with since 2006: no real ideas, pointless anger and hatred for no reason outside of power, and the inability to be clever and lighthearted. Obama can joke and deliver a very strong message. Romney can barely get up in the morning without doing five things that cast doubt on whether he's capable of feeding himself, much less running a powerful nation.

The sad truth is that the Republicans are running out of steam. Their lust for the simulacra past has made them old and tired. No ideas, no real balls to get there. They want to reignite the fire they had during the Clinton days without realizing that Obama's Campaign has paid close attention to the spiel to the point where they're rewriting and honing it and that most voters today want people in power who know what the fark is going on. The Republicans have several serious issues on their hands: they're not prepared to play on the same digital battlefields that Obama has used to stunning effect, they're not really in touch with anybody but themselves (who the fark remembers Jimmy Carter, again? It's been OVER THIRTY YEARS), and their egos far, far outweigh their capabilities. The Republicans used to believe in the idea of Selective Reality. Back then, it worked more or less to get them a lead. Now it just makes them look like senile and impotent. They're old dogs who still think they're leaking awesome when it's just their diaper failing. And now, facing a time where they have to change convention rules to make sure the Retard Base votes 'correctly' and have those same tards voting out their own Congresspeople, we get to hear them pretend to be tough as they do everything in their power to grip onto power so they can sell a bit more of America to badly-run corporations.

The only thing you can really determine from the last two years is that the Republicans have reached their end as a useful political party. They stand for nothing except their own 'team,' which is pretty much the attitude of old people who simply don't get that the world has left them behind. The Republicans are fighting for nothing at this point, and serve only to divide the 99%. They have lost the next few generations due to their pointless racism, and now need to be taught a lesson that all ego-driven people reach at some point in their lives. They need to learn that they aren't as tough as they think they are, and that sometimes it's better to fade. The Republicans are fading. And Obama has shown that screaming old diatribes about weak Democrats and the such doesn't work when the sitting President is able to take your playbook, edit it, and use it against you effectively.

The Republicans are losing badly, and if they think they're just going to drag their feet for four more years, then they might as well give up now. The damage is no longer to a popular president, but to their own brand, and they don't really seem to get that. Much like everything else in reality.
2012-09-07 01:26:04 AM  
1 vote:

sendtodave: BuckTurgidson: BuckTurgidson: coeyagi: C'mon, 62 more posts for an even 5000. I'll take everyone to Denny's!

I'm thinkin' Arby's.

Wait a minute, Arby's is disgusting.

YOU LIE!

/horsey sauce


OK, Taco Bell it is.

//live mas
2012-09-07 01:23:32 AM  
1 vote:

BuckTurgidson: BuckTurgidson: coeyagi: C'mon, 62 more posts for an even 5000. I'll take everyone to Denny's!

I'm thinkin' Arby's.

Wait a minute, Arby's is disgusting.


YOU LIE!

/horsey sauce
2012-09-07 01:19:24 AM  
1 vote:

sonnyboy11: the Teahadists are extreme right.


The Teahadists aren't merely "extreme right". They're just stupid + batsh*t insane. It's that the gop is so desperate to have "power for power's sake" that they embraced them in the pandering hope of extra votes.

It was when some of them started to actually run for office themselves where things started to get seriously ugly.

And look. I made a post with no caps. I'M CUREd--- aw f*ck!
2012-09-07 01:17:51 AM  
1 vote:

coeyagi: C'mon, 62 more posts for an even 5000. I'll take everyone to Denny's!


I'm thinkin' Arby's.
2012-09-07 01:07:40 AM  
1 vote:
No thread badge? *sadface*

/too drugged up to think of a good title
2012-09-07 12:58:36 AM  
1 vote:

BuckTurgidson: Quince: INCONCEIVABLE.jpg
James F. Campbell: ObamaEqualsEtc.jpg
BuckTurgidson: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.

We just had ourselves a little Princess Bride moment there, didn't we?


Saw it in Fresno in 89. Place was crawlin with chicks.
2012-09-07 12:56:50 AM  
1 vote:

Quince: INCONCEIVABLE.jpg

James F. Campbell: ObamaEqualsEtc.jpg

BuckTurgidson: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.


We just had ourselves a little Princess Bride moment there, didn't we?
2012-09-07 12:39:54 AM  
1 vote:
The Honey Boo Boo Scale. Glorious.
2012-09-07 12:23:24 AM  
1 vote:

meat0918: Quince: Romney campaign to 'carpet bomb' airwaves after Obama nomination speech

I wonder how many lies will be in them?


all of them.
2012-09-07 12:20:11 AM  
1 vote:

Amos Quito: Kumana Wanalaia: Amos Quito: robsul82: IRAQ WAR ENDED - LIBYA LIBERATED - OSAMA BIN LADEN DEAD

That was a nice section.

Obama didn't do that. Somebody else made that happen.

How did you come to that (wrong) conclusion?


I didn't. Obama did.


/Foot in mouth disease


You've literally turned into a Kelly comic, haven't you? The only thing your posts are missing is a crying statue of liberty.
2012-09-07 12:18:06 AM  
1 vote:

topcon: How bored and obsessed with politics do you have to be to watch these glorified awards show political conventions, anyway?


As obsesses as me I suppose. I'm Canadian so I guess that is extra pathetic.
2012-09-06 11:55:52 PM  
1 vote:

INeedAName: [i361.photobucket.com image 387x639]


I vote Barclay for Ryan.
2012-09-06 11:55:16 PM  
1 vote:
i361.photobucket.com
2012-09-06 11:49:06 PM  
1 vote:

eggrolls: Phineas J Whoopee: what_now: Does anyone else feel like maybe a week ago Mitt Romney and Barack Obama were in a room together, and Romney said "Crime, boy. I don't know.

No Uncle Fluffy tonight.

Game on!


In the future, if you're wondering, "If you want to make it in America, borrow money from your parents." is when I decided to kick your ass.
2012-09-06 11:47:22 PM  
1 vote:
One thing about Abe Lincoln: his mind was not for rent.
2012-09-06 11:45:18 PM  
1 vote:

AkaDad: I'm thrilled Obama supports Made In America. I just wish he was.


upload.wikimedia.org
2012-09-06 11:43:02 PM  
1 vote:

BSABSVR: Krauthammer: Negative bump for Obama.


That guy is a creepy weirdo. They should just put an SS uniform on him and be done with it.
2012-09-06 11:41:37 PM  
1 vote:
Obama promised 1 million new jobs in the next four years and talked about saving a billion dollars, which is an awful lot of money compared to a trillion.

Are you farking kidding me?
2012-09-06 11:39:21 PM  
1 vote:
What missing the entire convention might look like:

SweetBluebonnet: How can Michelle criticize others for bad eating habits when she's a fat cow?

bow [TotalFark]
2012-09-06 11:37:33 PM  
1 vote:

SweetBluebonnet: DoctorCal: SweetBluebonnet: Fox News is saying that Biden's speech was better than Obamas? I missed the entire convention, how did it go?

Do you understand that threads aren't deleted after 24 hours?

Do you always respond to posts with useless drivel? If you can't be of benefit to a poster then don't respond at all.


Maybe you should reread what you wrote and apply it to yourself.
2012-09-06 11:37:16 PM  
1 vote:

GAT_00: Looking around at some of the sites, looks like I'm not the only one saying Obama missed the target.


Yeah, swing and a miss. Total disaster.

I'm very, very concerned.

And so should be you.
2012-09-06 11:37:05 PM  
1 vote:

Cuthbert Allgood: Bring on the debates!!!


In the context of Dolan, I read this as diabetes. Thank you, sir.
2012-09-06 11:34:23 PM  
1 vote:

Lando Lincoln: SweetBluebonnet: Fox News is saying that Biden's speech was better than Obamas? I missed the entire convention, how did it go?

Biden's speech was good. But Obama's was superb.

You could tell that Romney was working his ass off to pull off his speech. Obama didn't look like this was the most difficult thing that he did all day.


Obama took a dump today that was harder than giving that speech. And he never forgets his Metamucil.
2012-09-06 11:33:55 PM  
1 vote:
Now Fox is talking about tweet rates with absolutely no context. Christ. People tweeted a lot. Some positive some negative! Earth shattering!

Bret Baier looks like a ginger who dies his hair and eyebrows.
2012-09-06 11:32:40 PM  
1 vote:

that bosnian sniper: Oh man, Stewart is brilliant tonight.


....to the bat tivo.
2012-09-06 11:30:06 PM  
1 vote:

elchip: He's just mad that he is LITERALLY a hammer made out of cabbage.


i.imgur.com

valar_morghulis: Krauthammer wouldn't know a good speech if it bit him in the legs.


I see what you did there
2012-09-06 11:27:19 PM  
1 vote:

imontheinternet: I'm continually stunned by the emptiness of Charles Krauthammer's skull.


i.imgur.com

Little known fact: Charles Krauthammer was the model for Skeletor in He Man: Masters of the Universe.
2012-09-06 11:25:52 PM  
1 vote:

tarheel07: boomm: tarheel07: boomm: Mega Steve: That's it? No balloon drop? WHY DOES OBAMA HATE BALLOONS??

Helium shortage.

Not sure if serious.

/helium lighter than air

Link

Not disputing that. But why would helium matter for a balloon DROP?


OMSFG .... +1 bazillion internets for gently explaining the obvious to the oblivious
2012-09-06 11:25:48 PM  
1 vote:

imontheinternet: Krymson Tyde: Charles Krauthamer is stunned at the emptiness of the speech.

I'm continually stunned by the emptiness of Charles Krauthammer's skull.


I expect so much more from someone with such an awesome last name. It's like every time he opens his mouth he's betraying his potential.
2012-09-06 11:24:05 PM  
1 vote:
Did I mention

EXTREME BUTTHURT

2012-09-06 11:23:29 PM  
1 vote:

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Romney claimed he not only wasn't going to watch tonight, but he hadn't watched any of the DNC coverage.


if he watched bubba's speech, he'd be curled up in the corner right now.
2012-09-06 11:23:24 PM  
1 vote:

Trawg: Anyone else pissed off and sort of saddened that this thing ended in an entire stadium of assumedly somewhat intelligent beings talking to an invisible man in the sky chair?


FTFY
bow [TotalFark]
2012-09-06 11:22:42 PM  
1 vote:
Obama was in Toledo on Monday. Guess what's happening in Toledo on Saturday, September 29?

Toledo Fark Party!

/If it's good enough for Obama, it's good enough for you!
2012-09-06 11:22:40 PM  
1 vote:

dugitman: Watching FNC.


that's your first mistake.
2012-09-06 11:20:35 PM  
1 vote:

what_now: Does anyone else feel like maybe a week ago Mitt Romney and Barack Obama were in a room together, and Romney said "Crime, boy. I don't know.


You win all the things.
2012-09-06 11:20:33 PM  
1 vote:

what_now: Does anyone else feel like maybe a week ago Mitt Romney and Barack Obama were in a room together, and Romney said "Crime, boy. I don't know.


HAH!
2012-09-06 11:19:26 PM  
1 vote:

Nezorf: "Who wants to go home?"

AYE


"WHO wants to stay"

Crickets....


"WHO WANTS TO HEAR ME TALK SOME MORE?"

*crickets stop chirping*
2012-09-06 11:18:54 PM  
1 vote:

DamnYankees: Cream of Meat: I think the people on MSNBC reads fark and restates it on air. I've heard Chris Hayes say stuff I've just read on fark.

I wouldn't be remotely surprised is Hayes read Fark.


Maddow is a lover of beer and hard liquor. Based on that she is in FARK's key demo of alcoholics
2012-09-06 11:18:12 PM  
1 vote:

Altitude5280: indylaw: This whole prayer is a passive-aggressive biatchslap.

He was a critic of the Obama health care mandate for birth control in the health care bill.


Not just that. He was up there saying to Catholics "If you are a true Catholic, you'll vote for Romney/Ryan." It came through loud and clear. What a piece of shiat.
2012-09-06 11:18:06 PM  
1 vote:

Semi-Sane: He was able to effectively lay out a clear plan for a more prosperous future for the country.


Your Fark handle is false advertising.
2012-09-06 11:17:56 PM  
1 vote:
all in all? pretty good. I had hoped he would take off a shoe and beat on the podium though and say really loud, just for emphasis, "My opponent hides his money overseas and still wants his kind to pay less and less so everyone else should pay more and more".

I find shoe beating extremely exhilarating.

your shoe. beat it.
2012-09-06 11:17:02 PM  
1 vote:
I think Romney's speech was more informative. He was able to effectively lay out a clear plan for a more prosperous future for the country.

Obama mainly just kept rehashing the same class warfare rhetoric.
2012-09-06 11:16:58 PM  
1 vote:

Lost Thought 00: The My Little Pony Killer: what_now: Bhasayate: Obama Daughters Comment: The tall one is hotter than the other one.

They're also only in middle school.

4 more years! 4 more years! 4 more years and she'll be completely legal!


enjoy the late night visit from the secret service
mjg
2012-09-06 11:16:15 PM  
1 vote:
To the strip bar! Huzzah!
2012-09-06 11:15:57 PM  
1 vote:

Cream of Meat: I think the people on MSNBC reads fark and restates it on air. I've heard Chris Hayes say stuff I've just read on fark.


Perhaps the people on MSNBC float trial balloons on fark...
2012-09-06 11:15:46 PM  
1 vote:
Chris Matthews' man-crush is so blatant, enthusiastic and personal that I feel a little awkward. It's like overhearing someone on the phone with a new lover.
2012-09-06 11:15:29 PM  
1 vote:

what_now: Are we listening to Mitt Romney's iPod?


I'm pretty sure the only thing on Romney's iPod is a metronome.

"Boy, I will tell you, I truly enjoy this thing known as music."
2012-09-06 11:14:54 PM  
1 vote:

The My Little Pony Killer: what_now: Bhasayate: Obama Daughters Comment: The tall one is hotter than the other one.

They're also only in middle school.


4 more years! 4 more years! 4 more years and she'll be completely legal!
2012-09-06 11:13:38 PM  
1 vote:
I think the people on MSNBC reads fark and restates it on air. I've heard Chris Hayes say stuff I've just read on fark.
2012-09-06 11:13:32 PM  
1 vote:
I thought this preacher guy was Larry Flynt for a second.
2012-09-06 11:12:37 PM  
1 vote:

Mugato: "Oh Romney, you're still here?"

[upload.wikimedia.org image 470x280]


3.bp.blogspot.com

img705.imageshack.us

"Oh. Romney, I apologize; I forgot you were there. You may go now."
2012-09-06 11:11:15 PM  
1 vote:
Fun Facts:

Obama is likable. Romney is a douche.
2012-09-06 11:10:59 PM  
1 vote:

God-is-a-Taco: FARK YOU DOLAN


As an Indians fan, I've been shouting that for a decade now.
2012-09-06 11:10:56 PM  
1 vote:

TechnicolorYawn: You want to know what's really important?

It's pudding day!


img688.imageshack.us
2012-09-06 11:10:17 PM  
1 vote:
What speech will he give for an encore?
2012-09-06 11:10:17 PM  
1 vote:

MFL: Jesus Christ, this is the same Obama speech he always gives.

Oh shiat, he's comparing himself to Lincoln again.


Go ahead. I want to see you type it. "Romney's speech was better." Do it.
2012-09-06 11:09:32 PM  
1 vote:
Woa chill out crying girl.
2012-09-06 11:09:15 PM  
1 vote:
That was an awful speech. I expected better from President Obama.
2012-09-06 11:09:09 PM  
1 vote:

boomm: Mega Steve: That's it? No balloon drop? WHY DOES OBAMA HATE BALLOONS??

Helium shortage.


Not sure if serious.

/helium lighter than air
2012-09-06 11:08:57 PM  
1 vote:
@kpiper1980 Was this crowd drugged or brainwashed, they look like mindless drones #tcot #DNC #cspanDNC

Oh honey. Bless your heart.
2012-09-06 11:08:57 PM  
1 vote:
You know what song I would pick for after my acceptance speech? "Hungry Eyes"
2012-09-06 11:08:22 PM  
1 vote:

Via Infinito: Is it me, or is Mittens getting legitimately raped this week?


Gang raped. 4 out of 5 enjoyed it.
2012-09-06 11:08:08 PM  
1 vote:
i'm not just a candidate..I'm the President....BAM
2012-09-06 11:07:12 PM  
1 vote:
Debate schedule:

Oct 3rd
Oct 11th - VP
Oct 16th
Oct 22nd
2012-09-06 11:06:50 PM  
1 vote:
DJ screwed up.

Of course, she is Kirk Cameron's sister, so maybe it was intentional.
2012-09-06 11:06:35 PM  
1 vote:

Im_Gumby: Dude... he took American Exceptionalism right away from mittens.


In ur playbook, stealing ur moves.
2012-09-06 11:06:08 PM  
1 vote:

janzee: How can you turn this guy down?


seriously, it's surprising that he an Michelle only have two children.
2012-09-06 11:05:53 PM  
1 vote:
encrypted-tbn0.google.com

IF YA SMELL WHAT BARACK IS COOKING
2012-09-06 11:05:49 PM  
1 vote:
Not just winning the presidency, but retaking the congress. That's what just happened right there.
2012-09-06 11:05:48 PM  
1 vote:
Dude... he took American Exceptionalism right away from mittens.
2012-09-06 11:05:25 PM  
1 vote:

EKU Colonel: NOW EVERYBODY DANCE!!!!


Good news, Preparation H comes in suppositories.
2012-09-06 11:05:16 PM  
1 vote:

PRESIDENT UP IN OF THIS COUNTRY BIATCH

2012-09-06 11:05:12 PM  
1 vote:

IronTom: star_topology: IronTom: Sarah Palin's Ghost Tweeter: IronTom: Endowed by Creator, adding God back in,,, mentioning Israel. talk about change!

Open your eyes to Obama, Tom. It's time to dream.

hahahahaha, drink the koolaid

Heard this one today:

Tell me ONE reason I should vote for Romney.

Just one.

Jobs


Oh, it all makes sense now. You are from China.
2012-09-06 11:05:11 PM  
1 vote:
Dayum.

Just dayum.

Like a freaking CiC.

DNC = Historical.

RNC = Hysterical.

Tuff choice.

/Not.
2012-09-06 11:05:11 PM  
1 vote:
img.photobucket.com
2012-09-06 11:04:47 PM  
1 vote:

elchip: make me some tea: He just upped the pitch and tempo.

Hitler did the same thing.


Yeah, but he mentioned the Jews a lot more
2012-09-06 11:04:45 PM  
1 vote:
Right-wing comparisons to Nuremberg rallies in 3...2...1...
2012-09-06 11:04:27 PM  
1 vote:
I love that I live in a country where I can say 'That dood is my president!"
2012-09-06 11:04:27 PM  
1 vote:
You know it's a strong ending when even shouting into the microphone he's nearly drowned out by the cheers.
2012-09-06 11:04:25 PM  
1 vote:

LordOfThePings: Cyclometh: Is he tearing up a little?

Maybe, but he's tearing it up a bunch.


PRESIDENT UP IN OF THIS CONVENTION BIATCH
2012-09-06 11:04:21 PM  
1 vote:

MFL: Jesus Christ, this is the same Obama speech he always gives.

Oh shiat, he's comparing himself to Lincoln again.


it's better than the republicans comparing themselves continuously to scrooge mcduck
2012-09-06 11:04:20 PM  
1 vote:
Providence? F*ck Rhode Island.

/got tingles.
2012-09-06 11:04:01 PM  
1 vote:
*microphone hits floor*
2012-09-06 11:03:58 PM  
1 vote:
24.media.tumblr.com
2012-09-06 11:03:55 PM  
1 vote:
Hell yeah!!!!


CITIZENSHIP!

2012-09-06 11:03:43 PM  
1 vote:
www.adammcdaniel.com
2012-09-06 11:03:42 PM  
1 vote:
img210.imageshack.us
2012-09-06 11:03:36 PM  
1 vote:

MFL: Jesus Christ, this is the same Obama speech he always gives.

Oh shiat, he's comparing himself to Lincoln again.


This talking point was written 12 hours ago.
2012-09-06 11:03:15 PM  
1 vote:
Fox headline tomorrow: Black man beats up white senior citizen in alley.
2012-09-06 11:03:02 PM  
1 vote:
PRAISE JAY-SUS!!!

*Dances awkwardly alone in the aisle*
2012-09-06 11:02:36 PM  
1 vote:
Quoting Scripture now? Doesn't that burn?
2012-09-06 11:02:34 PM  
1 vote:

Bschott007: I want to hear the President say something from "An American President":


"If anyone needs me, I'll be in the Roosevelt Room, giving Biden oxygen."
2012-09-06 11:02:06 PM  
1 vote:

quatchi: Via Infinito: Is it me, or is Mittens getting legitimately raped this week?

Oh, it's legitimate rape-rape alright.


Romney's tubes are spastic right now. At least he won't have any fail babies from this legitimate rape.
paj
2012-09-06 11:01:02 PM  
1 vote:

Dougie AXP: Wait, did I see a BIE/EIP in a politics thread?

Do we do that?


In keeping with the theme of the week, its ladies choice.
2012-09-06 11:00:48 PM  
1 vote:
I want to immigrate so I can vote for this guy. Jesus, he's good.
2012-09-06 11:00:36 PM  
1 vote:
Will is there...and grace!
2012-09-06 11:00:22 PM  
1 vote:
I honestly almost wish I was back in college doing my comm studies, just so I could write term papers on how freaking awesome The Obama's and Clinton's speeches were, and then compares and contrasts against last week's speeches.!
2012-09-06 10:59:45 PM  
1 vote:
only you can prevent country collapses.
2012-09-06 10:59:44 PM  
1 vote:

what_now: "I'm the President".

That's good, because that crowd was about to by a shiatload of Amway products",


His downline is unreal.
2012-09-06 10:59:10 PM  
1 vote:

Kittypie070: Oh man he is ganking the ALMIGHTY SHIAT out of the 'bagger's talking points.


Best game of "Not yours, can not haz" I've ever seen.

Taking it back, biatches!!

Taking it all back and getting it done.

"Lead, follow or get the fark out of the way"
2012-09-06 10:59:09 PM  
1 vote:
I'm the goddamn Batman President!
2012-09-06 10:59:08 PM  
1 vote:

silgryphon: I would never borrow money from my parents. They charge intrest


And they know where I live and always know how to get hold of me, unlike my vast army of other creditors.
2012-09-06 10:58:56 PM  
1 vote:

Jerseysteve22: I was the change all along? Woah


What a twist!


i242.photobucket.com

Wait until you find out what the hope was.
2012-09-06 10:58:31 PM  
1 vote:
It would rock so hard if he'd have said 'I'm the president, BIATCH!'
2012-09-06 10:58:31 PM  
1 vote:
It's easy to tell me to dream big when you're not the one changing my sheets.
2012-09-06 10:58:20 PM  
1 vote:
static.guim.co.uk

SUCK IT, NEOCONS AND YOUR TEABAGGER PROGENY

SUCK IT LONG, SUCK IT HARD.
2012-09-06 10:58:12 PM  
1 vote:
Seriously, wtf am I watching. At what point did the dems grow some balls?

This is awesome.
2012-09-06 10:58:10 PM  
1 vote:

silgryphon: This thread is too hard to keep up with


Stream of consciousness, baby.
2012-09-06 10:57:49 PM  
1 vote:
twitchy in the yellow blazer
2012-09-06 10:57:48 PM  
1 vote:
That woman in the yellow jacket was utterly hilarious.
2012-09-06 10:56:54 PM  
1 vote:
If you leave me now......you'll take away the biggest part of me?
2012-09-06 10:56:33 PM  
1 vote:

star_topology: IronTom: Sarah Palin's Ghost Tweeter: IronTom: Endowed by Creator, adding God back in,,, mentioning Israel. talk about change!

Open your eyes to Obama, Tom. It's time to dream.

hahahahaha, drink the koolaid

Heard this one today:

Tell me ONE reason I should vote for Romney.

Just one.


More tax cuts for the rich.
2012-09-06 10:56:20 PM  
1 vote:
and now the one liners. obama kills it with one liners.
he can say more in the text it took to write this than the entire RNC came up with.
2012-09-06 10:56:19 PM  
1 vote:

IronTom: Sarah Palin's Ghost Tweeter: IronTom: Endowed by Creator, adding God back in,,, mentioning Israel. talk about change!

Open your eyes to Obama, Tom. It's time to dream.

hahahahaha, drink the koolaid


If BO is elected I'll drink the Jonestown koolaid and die happy knowing that the least Mitt Romneyish candidate of the two major party candidates won the election
2012-09-06 10:55:56 PM  
1 vote:
Brazilian Americans for Obama? That will be a HUUUUUUGE margin of victory.
2012-09-06 10:54:32 PM  
1 vote:
"Quick! Find a gay!"
2012-09-06 10:54:31 PM  
1 vote:

Cyclometh: Personal responsibility, self-made people, citizenship..


BTW that was Lyndon Johnson's thing too. And JFK's too for that matter.
2012-09-06 10:54:30 PM  
1 vote:
On content and presentation, the disparity of quality is mindblowing.
2012-09-06 10:54:30 PM  
1 vote:
He just scapegoated the GOP's scapegoating
2012-09-06 10:54:01 PM  
1 vote:

The All-Powerful Atheismo: tinfoil-hat maggie: Oh he'shiatting Romney

that sounds painful


LOL, forgot that filter :)
2012-09-06 10:53:50 PM  
1 vote:
Is it me, or is Mittens getting legitimately raped this week?
2012-09-06 10:53:30 PM  
1 vote:

Shrugging Atlas: Obama, quit texting me for a donation in the middle of your farking speech, brah!


He's pretty awesome, being able to work his cell phone with his toes while he's giving this speech.
2012-09-06 10:53:24 PM  
1 vote:

IronTom: Endowed by Creator, adding God back in,,, mentioning Israel. talk about change!


Open your eyes to Obama, Tom. It's time to dream.
2012-09-06 10:53:17 PM  
1 vote:
I hope no little girl is aspiring to be a dickhead POS like Steve Jobs.
2012-09-06 10:53:15 PM  
1 vote:
Citizenship motherfarkers.
2012-09-06 10:52:44 PM  
1 vote:
Fox News - Obama supports Amnesty so that he can retroactively be eligible for the Presidency
2012-09-06 10:52:43 PM  
1 vote:
They should play "Made You Look" by Nas after this.
2012-09-06 10:52:24 PM  
1 vote:
cdn.cosbysweaters.com
2012-09-06 10:52:20 PM  
1 vote:
I would like to propose that everyone start referring to RR as Richie Rich.
2012-09-06 10:51:42 PM  
1 vote:
I'm so glad he mentioned the "Borrow money from your parents" bit.
2012-09-06 10:51:27 PM  
1 vote:
Oh....destruction on the borrow money line
2012-09-06 10:51:23 PM  
1 vote:
25.media.tumblr.com

He drinks your milkshake.
2012-09-06 10:51:12 PM  
1 vote:

make me some tea: Party Boy: I'm interested to see how Ailes is going to spin this.

They're gonna be up late tonight.


Clinton already crushed it like Redford in the natural.
2012-09-06 10:51:06 PM  
1 vote:
Compromise?

images.politico.com

I don't think so!
2012-09-06 10:51:03 PM  
1 vote:

Bhasayate: Hey guys, you hear? OSAMA BIN LADIN IS DEAD


I have this home video somewhere of me receiving my Eagle Scout award when I was like 16 or so. The troop leader was a friend of the family, and my friends from school and church had come to see the award ceremony.

The cutest part of the video is how every thirty seconds or so, my 9 year-old brother felt the need to jump up and down in the frame, wearing his hip-hop Tasmanian Devil t-shirt, smashing his Jurassic Park action figures together, and bellowing sound effects.

It was a little annoying on the day of the event, but I promise you, man, in a few years or so, we're all gonna be able to look back at this video and totally share a laugh about how adorable you are.
2012-09-06 10:50:37 PM  
1 vote:

Kurohone: Why would Obama have to go balls out? He's won. He knows it, everyone knows it, it's just a charade for the cameras now. The party has the passion and the energy; he's putting himself in as the father figure, the calm voice of reason with a steady hand on the helm. A few barbs, a few quips, but he's going for mature here to swing the few remaining undecideds.


Because hubris killed us in 2010. Observe.
2012-09-06 10:50:34 PM  
1 vote:
Obama, quit texting me for a donation in the middle of your farking speech, brah!
2012-09-06 10:47:23 PM  
1 vote:
Less war, less debt. What a nice idea.
2012-09-06 10:47:13 PM  
1 vote:
Why would Obama have to go balls out? He's won. He knows it, everyone knows it, it's just a charade for the cameras now. The party has the passion and the energy; he's putting himself in as the father figure, the calm voice of reason with a steady hand on the helm. A few barbs, a few quips, but he's going for mature here to swing the few remaining undecideds.
2012-09-06 10:46:35 PM  
1 vote:
Romney's foreign policy experience--should I winter in the caymans and summer in the Alps?
2012-09-06 10:46:20 PM  
1 vote:
hahaha
Michelle trying not to laugh
2012-09-06 10:46:13 PM  
1 vote:
Mindwarp! He referenced Doctor Who!
mjg
2012-09-06 10:46:12 PM  
1 vote:
Yep, Obama is not mentioning Romney by name.
/good move
2012-09-06 10:45:54 PM  
1 vote:
..."new" to foreign policy. Nice!
2012-09-06 10:45:43 PM  
1 vote:

Cuthbert Allgood: GAT_00: This is fine, I like the policy, but you can't be all policy in an acceptance speech. You have to be human. This isn't going well. He's persuasive and he's saying mostly good things, but primetime acceptance speeches can't be all policy, that doesn't work anymore. Voters don't want facts.


He's not done...


No, he's right, Obama has a history of unable to connect to people on a personal level. There's nothing to suggest he's going to be able to do that.
2012-09-06 10:45:39 PM  
1 vote:
i13.photobucket.com

Go ahead and crown them already.
2012-09-06 10:45:33 PM  
1 vote:

GAT_00: DamnYankees: The All-Powerful Atheismo: GAT_00: This is fine, I like the policy, but you can't be all policy in an acceptance speech. You have to be human. This isn't going well. He's persuasive and he's saying mostly good things, but primetime acceptance speeches can't be all policy, that doesn't work anymore. Voters don't want facts.

[www.infoplease.com image 360x296]

OUR DREAMS ARE LIKE OUR CHILDREN!

I love you for that reference.

I love that movie. "My fellow Americans!" "You son of a b"


Hail to the chief, he's the chief and he needs hailing. Hail to the chief, lets everybody hail like crazy.
2012-09-06 10:45:28 PM  
1 vote:
When is he going to talk about his muslim faith?
2012-09-06 10:44:10 PM  
1 vote:

ManateeGag: JerseyTim: I just got a Barack Obama email right now. I CAN SEE YOU ON TV. I KNOW YOU DIDN'T SEND IT.

he wrote it earlier and opted to send it at a future time, obviously.


~ Sent from my TARDIS
2012-09-06 10:43:20 PM  
1 vote:
He just dropped Osama! Damn Obama.
2012-09-06 10:43:14 PM  
1 vote:
*KICKS DOOR OPEN*
2012-09-06 10:43:02 PM  
1 vote:
AS A STUDENT, I REFUSE TO WORK.
2012-09-06 10:42:44 PM  
1 vote:
s.imwx.com

CHARLOTTE WEATHER
75°F
Mostly Cloudy


WHAR IS YOUR GOD NOW FARTBONGO
2012-09-06 10:42:30 PM  
1 vote:

JerseyTim: I just got a Barack Obama email right now. I CAN SEE YOU ON TV. I KNOW YOU DIDN'T SEND IT.


I lawl'd
2012-09-06 10:40:13 PM  
1 vote:
Stand up for science, Barack! Go!
2012-09-06 10:40:09 PM  
1 vote:
FINALLY

... christ, i've been waiting for someone to say it out loud

CLIMATE CHANGE IS NOT A HOAX, YOU RETARDS
2012-09-06 10:39:47 PM  
1 vote:
"climate change is not a hoax"

Woa, derp shields up!
2012-09-06 10:39:46 PM  
1 vote:

Kenny B: Between the 2 candidates I'm not sure who's blowing more sunshine up our ass.


You're able to find enough information on Romney's plans to determine that he is blowing sunshine?
2012-09-06 10:38:57 PM  
1 vote:

phreezen: Corvus: phreezen

@Corvus
I ask you for a quote, where is it? I also linked to Fact Check which was what I used.


Did you get lost on the way to Twitter?
2012-09-06 10:38:23 PM  
1 vote:
That person was browsing Fark from their phone. Out yourself!
2012-09-06 10:38:21 PM  
1 vote:

Renowned transvestite sexologist: Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Cut Taxes


LULZ
2012-09-06 10:38:09 PM  
1 vote:

vegasj: lordy the amount of cock sucking in here is amazing.


Well, it's a good thing you're here to supervise.
2012-09-06 10:36:18 PM  
1 vote:
I have a hard time believing Romney is actually to agree to debate him.
2012-09-06 10:36:17 PM  
1 vote:

Waxing_Chewbacca: Building this speech nicely.


/troll on: He didn't build that :troll off/
2012-09-06 10:35:37 PM  
1 vote:

FOUR MORE BEERS!
FOUR MORE BEERS!
FOUR MORE BEERS!
FOUR MORE BEERS!

2012-09-06 10:35:17 PM  
1 vote:

Bhasayate: puffy999: "Take two tax cuts, roll back some regulations, and call us in the morning."

OH SNAP.

yay strawman with emotionally loaded language


You sound concerned; want a tax cut?
2012-09-06 10:35:15 PM  
1 vote:
Man, if he had added "....and try some more cowbell" to that cold line, I might have peed myself.
paj
2012-09-06 10:34:54 PM  
1 vote:

TommyymmoT: paj: qorkfiend: Farking dog needs to go out.

Do your doody.

The dog's a neocon.


Pre-emptive trickle-down? Sorry, man.
2012-09-06 10:34:49 PM  
1 vote:

DesertZephyr: Hey Drew...

Please tell us.. how many new Farkers were sponsored by paid or courtesy one month TF during the RNC daily threads and during the DNC daily threads... let's see who is putting their money where their mouths are...

/get your mouth off there!! you don't know where it's been
//one empty chair at RNC made for hundreds of filled chairs in front of computers worldwide.. discussing the issues
///have loved every minute of this.. but let's get back to college football, mkay?


I actually got sponsored during the Doctor Who premiere if that counts....which means (spoilers)

FOUR YEARS OF CUTE DALEK GIRLS WITH DISTINCTLY ROUND KNEES!

(end spoilers
2012-09-06 10:33:44 PM  
1 vote:
"We tried that, we're not going back!"

America has battered wife syndrome
2012-09-06 10:33:04 PM  
1 vote:

Earguy: xsive: I like his tie.

What do the colors mean? Color Marketing Group provides some classical color information to help you decode the emotional messages:

Blue - It's no accident that you see more blue ties than any other color. Blue is calming and reassuring. It lowers the blood pressure and pulse. Dependable, cool, constant, unwavering and supporting, blue is the color that says: "You can trust me."


Ready to have your mind blown? It's also the color of the Democratic party.

/did you see all the women wearing blue dresses/tops earlier?
2012-09-06 10:32:56 PM  
1 vote:
put some 'tussin on it?
2012-09-06 10:32:35 PM  
1 vote:

vegasj: lordy the amount of cock sucking in here is amazing.


Yesss....I can FEEL your anger.

It tastes like warm beer and stale pork rinds.
2012-09-06 10:32:30 PM  
1 vote:
his pimp hand....let him show it to you Rmoney
2012-09-06 10:32:15 PM  
1 vote:

paj: qorkfiend: Farking dog needs to go out.

Do your doody.


The dog's a neocon.
2012-09-06 10:29:58 PM  
1 vote:
"The choice between two different paths for America"

*camera then focuses on his two girls for a few seconds*
2012-09-06 10:29:46 PM  
1 vote:

what_now: Damn. I thought his daughters were little girls.


The older one needs to get her eyebrows waxes.
2012-09-06 10:29:21 PM  
1 vote:
I approve that joke.
2012-09-06 10:29:17 PM  
1 vote:

coco ebert: IronTom: coco ebert: Awww the widdle girls!

the only children there, since the Dems banned them from the convention.

You obviously didn't see Castro's totes adorbs daughter the other day.


Or the multiple babies and toddlers that were shown the last few days.
2012-09-06 10:29:00 PM  
1 vote:
Who is Warren Piece?
2012-09-06 10:28:43 PM  
1 vote:

cptjeff: pissedoffmick: I pledge to make my farking speeches ON TIME

He came on 8 minutes later than scheduled. That's actually pretty darn good.


You are correct - My mistake, had bad information.
2012-09-06 10:28:38 PM  
1 vote:

Flying Lasagna Monster: Charlotte weather:

76°F
Partly Cloudy

COULDNT FILL THE STADIUM USED WEATHER FOR EXCUZES


Is this what the maniacs on the right are harping about?
2012-09-06 10:28:34 PM  
1 vote:

Mugato: Hey, Obama has two daughters who aren't drunken whores, that's a change.


I know! I can't believe those drunken slut whores lived in OUR White House for so long!

4 MORE YEARS OF NOT DRUNKEN WHORES FIRST DAUGHTERS!
2012-09-06 10:28:26 PM  
1 vote:
Wow the DNC has better streaming than the World Cup, Euro Cup, Superbowl and Olympics combined.
2012-09-06 10:28:04 PM  
1 vote:
I LOVE YOU, BaRaCK!
2012-09-06 10:27:40 PM  
1 vote:

pacified: i thought he was an empty chair? I'm so confused.


That's Republican invisoBama
2012-09-06 10:27:31 PM  
1 vote:
I think his walk-on song should have been Mars, God of War by Holst, damnit.
2012-09-06 10:27:24 PM  
1 vote:

Tornado of Zoo Animals: Whew, he accepts.


It was touch and go there for a while.
2012-09-06 10:27:19 PM  
1 vote:
PHEW! Glad he accepted..
2012-09-06 10:27:10 PM  
1 vote:
Aw man, I bet $10 grand he'd turn down the nomination! My wife is gonna kill me!