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(CNN)   Will Barack Obama give an even better speech than Bill Clinton, or will he just put Bubba's speech on the JumboTron and bail? How many more states will Mitt Romney concede after tonight? Day 3 of the 2012 DNC discussion thread, right here   (cnn.com) divider line 5116
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2012-09-06 07:51:15 PM

mrshowrules: keep in mind that there is only a 1 in a trillion chance she will sleep with you if you vote for Obama


/setting up my own joke
 
2012-09-06 07:51:17 PM
In before Republicans cite that as voter fraud.
 
2012-09-06 07:51:20 PM
Umm, Scarlett......WTF did you just say? *smacks forehead*
 
2012-09-06 07:51:25 PM
Good job Scarlet, now the Obama Polling Thugs are going to come arrest your mother.
 
2012-09-06 07:51:27 PM
She's responsible for voter fraud!!!
 
2012-09-06 07:51:34 PM

robsul82: "Is that even legal, I don't know. I don't think so."


Voter fraud!
 
2012-09-06 07:51:35 PM

Stile4aly: i.imgur.com


Holy crap that picture of Krist Novoselic makes me feel really old. Damn he looks like my 60 year old uncle.
 
2012-09-06 07:51:35 PM
ScarJo is right to be at the DNC to fight for equal pay. She's WAY underpaid for an actress of her caliber
 
2012-09-06 07:51:39 PM
She can pull my lever.
 
2012-09-06 07:51:39 PM

mrshowrules: keep in mind that there is only a 1 in a trillion chance she will sleep with you if you vote for Obama


I'll take those odds.
 
2012-09-06 07:51:42 PM

Mega Steve: Speaking of, what's everyone drinking tonight? I'm having a few Miller Lites. Not my drink of choice, but my wife bought it for me so I feel it is my duty to drink it


Cheap gin. Because it's cheap, and I haven't heard when I'm supposed to start my new job yet.

I've still got the bottle of Makers that I cracked open on Election Night 2008, and drank from again on Inauguration Day 2009. I hope to drink from it twice more.
 
2012-09-06 07:51:43 PM
VOTER FRAUD!
 
2012-09-06 07:51:45 PM

robsul82: "Is that even legal, I don't know. I don't think so."


Headline: Democrats admit to voter fraud.
 
2012-09-06 07:51:52 PM

Kumana Wanalaia: Amos Quito: Kumana Wanalaia: Amos Quito: robsul82: IRAQ WAR ENDED - LIBYA LIBERATED - OSAMA BIN LADEN DEAD

That was a nice section.

Obama didn't do that. Somebody else made that happen.

How did you come to that (wrong) conclusion?

I didn't. Obama did.

/Foot in mouth disease

Is there a point at which I can board your coy, doublespaced train of thought?



Dude tells business owners that they can't take credit for doing what they DID do (build their businesses) and then goes on to claim credit for doing things that he DIDN'T do (see bolded above)


All aboard!
 
2012-09-06 07:51:53 PM

agent42O: im all for Obama, as a poor person who is on SSI and medicare I am deathly afraid of Romney winning...

and i would love some free TF if its still available \o/


What a suck up. Obviously you pay for internet access via cable or your cell company. Surely you can buck up $5 out of that $100 you could spend on more important stuff, like food.
 
2012-09-06 07:51:59 PM

robsul82: "Is that even legal, I don't know. I don't think so."


Fox News:Obama's Best Friend Advocates Voter Fraud
 
2012-09-06 07:51:59 PM

Im_Gumby: MSU PKG Engineer, representing.


That's a sponsoring
 
2012-09-06 07:52:03 PM
LULZ...


//voter fraud!
 
2012-09-06 07:52:07 PM
You know, he wants to be FDR vs the depression, but FDR's policies didn't lead the US out of the depression...WW2 did.

So if he wants to be like FDR, watch out.
 
2012-09-06 07:52:10 PM

Coco LaFemme: Umm, Scarlett......WTF did you just say? *smacks forehead*


F*ck. Now the freepers are going to be screaming about how voter fraud is a legitimate concern.
 
2012-09-06 07:52:32 PM
I'm betting Obama's opening music will be off Paul's Boutique.
 
2012-09-06 07:52:34 PM

The AlbinoSaxon: She can pull my lever.


I'd like to examine her hanging chads.
 
2012-09-06 07:52:44 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: robsul82: "Is that even legal, I don't know. I don't think so."

Fox News:Obama's Best Friend Advocates Voter Fraud


Is Obama having sex back stage with famous actresses before his speech? You decide!
 
2012-09-06 07:52:56 PM
She's 27 and she's only voted once?

She's not helping here.
 
2012-09-06 07:52:57 PM

elchip: I used to think Scarlett was one of the hottest chicks out there. Now I have no idea what I was thinking.

(From the neck up, of course.)


you used to be cool man, what happened?
 
2012-09-06 07:52:58 PM

elchip: What's a Kerry Washington?


She was great in Mamet's Race, or as it was called when it toured the South "Legitimate Rape"
 
2012-09-06 07:53:03 PM
Fox News:

NEW JANE FONDA LAUGHS AS SHE TELLS OF DECADES-OLD VOTER FRAUD
 
2012-09-06 07:53:03 PM
I'm guessing Portman will be on at 8:15 based on the gaps there.
 
2012-09-06 07:53:06 PM
Roger has 90 pieces of flair and dances!
 
2012-09-06 07:53:09 PM
Dude, if obama released his full birth certificate tonight, the birther implosion would be spectacular!
 
2012-09-06 07:53:14 PM
Why is Scarlett dressed like a butch lesbian?

Don't get me wrong, she could make a penguin costume sexy. I just find her style...curious.
 
2012-09-06 07:53:19 PM
Sticker man is my favorite audience member so far, though the woman with the gigantic Obama t-shirt is a close second.
 
2012-09-06 07:53:22 PM
i.chzbgr.com

Some day... Some day I too shall be president...
 
2012-09-06 07:53:26 PM

Earguy: The AlbinoSaxon: She can pull my lever.

I'd like to examine her hanging chads.




fireloupiniella.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-06 07:53:27 PM
EWF FTW!
 
2012-09-06 07:53:29 PM
Look at the black folk dancing- I love it! Good music, though.
 
2012-09-06 07:53:30 PM
wait, John Kerry is gonna speak? Gee, that's not gonna suck ALL the air out of the room or anything
 
2012-09-06 07:53:32 PM
Headline: Obama Plays Funk Songs to Appeal to "Urban" Voters
 
2012-09-06 07:53:43 PM

"I did not have imaginary sex with that woman, Scarlett Johansson..."


4.bp.blogspot.com

 
2012-09-06 07:53:46 PM
Awww yeah time to get down
 
2012-09-06 07:53:47 PM
Black people are dancing. White people are sitting or shuffling their feet from side to side.
 
2012-09-06 07:53:52 PM
They would've invited Olivia Wilde, but her Twitter feed's too liberal.
 
2012-09-06 07:54:04 PM
 
2012-09-06 07:54:05 PM

robsul82: "Is that even legal, I don't know. I don't think so."


It's a nice little troll line slipped in order to produce delicious lulzy wharggbll from the teahadists who are paranoid of rampant voter fraud.

/not quite as trollish as Clinton's "there they go again," but a nice troll nonetheless
 
2012-09-06 07:54:06 PM

Via Infinito: Coco LaFemme: Umm, Scarlett......WTF did you just say? *smacks forehead*

F*ck. Now the freepers are going to be screaming about how voter fraud is a legitimate concern.


Here's a truth about life that I've learned.

If your theory is that you can parse your words to avoid pissing off Freepers, you're never going to be able to speak again.
 
2012-09-06 07:54:11 PM

domino324: Why is Scarlett dressed like a butch lesbian?

Don't get me wrong, she could make a penguin costume sexy. I just find her style...curious.


She's not glammed out for the red carpet because she's not walking the red carpet.
 
2012-09-06 07:54:11 PM
Sup dawg? We heard you like woodies, so here's Scarjo and Woody Allen so you can have a woodie while you look at Woody getting a woodie

animationsa2z.com
 
2012-09-06 07:54:35 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: Black people are dancing. White people are sitting or shuffling their feet from side to side.


The Whiteboy Shuffle is the preferred nomenclature.
 
2012-09-06 07:54:41 PM

domino324: Why is Scarlett dressed like a butch lesbian?

Don't get me wrong, she could make a penguin costume sexy. I just find her style...curious.

That

qualifies as the butch lesbian look? I've been hanging out in the wrong gay bars.
 
2012-09-06 07:54:46 PM
White people dancing. White people dancing everywhere.
 
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